#bruh I wanna have a lil statue of my bestie ;-;

[save-the-villainous-cat]

Villian used to work for a supervillain who was

bad

osha would not approve

also just in general awful person

probably the sort who would like put a brand or a tattoo or scar or something to be like you are part of my organization and blah blah possessiveness blah blah permanent so it’s a metaphor etc etc

so villian managed to escape to a different town and change their villian name and whatnot

its been a few years and villian and hero have a mildly cordial relationship like theyre not actually trying to do Murder on each other or anything but hero doesnt know about villains past or anything

then supervillain comes to the city cause they finally found villian

and villian naturally is scared and whatnot

bonus if supervillain has an agreement with the hero agency cause theyre like yeah my weapon or reassure or whatever was stolen or something but they mean villian and the hero agency doesnt know that villian is who is being looked for

The hero rubbed their palm over their forehead, sighing.

“So, let me get this straight. You want witness protection?”

The villain swallowed. Precisely put. Also, very bluntly.

Though they wanted to do more, all they could manage was a nod. Constant anxiety creeping through them had left them sleepless for over a week now. They were exhausted to the bone, barely standing. Surely, they couldn’t do this any longer.

They needed the hero’s help. Not even the agency itself was ready to provide any assistance but the hero was good. Wholeheartedly devoted to the citizens. And the villain was a citizen. They had to help them.

“And what exactly have you witnessed?” the hero asked, looking over the agreement of the agency again.

“Coercion, poisoning, drugging, assault, battery, imprisonment?” the villain answered.

The hero quietened, redirecting a tiny decorative statue of another superhero —probably their friend— on their desk. Before they turned back to the villain, they looked out of the window, watching how the streets below were living a life on their own.

“I cannot prohibit them to come here,” they said, gaze piercing through the villain.

“They are a supervillain,” the villain insisted. There had to be some kind of law to forbid a fucking supervillain to enter the city.

“Look, this paper states their weapon has been stolen and they have a right to search for it since it’s their property. They are allowed to cross our territory, I cannot disallow it as long as they don’t do any harm. I don’t like it either, believe me.”

“They are searching for me. I am the weapon,” the villain said, looking at the ground, afraid the hero could make out any emotion on their face if they gazed at them. Some wounds never healed fully, they supposed. Their scars were throbbing.

“You are a weapon?” The hero was sniffing out every potential threat for the city like a police dog. Even if that was a person. They were ultimately the personification of justice. So, the villain didn’t take this personal.

“No. I mean, technically, yes. But not literally — it’s complicated.” The hero crossed their arms, looking indifferent when the villain stumbled over their own words.

“I can’t do much, I’m sorry. The supervillain is legally allowed to spend their holidays or whatever here as long as they don’t do anything illegal,” the hero said, tipping their finger on the table.

“But they are a criminal,” the villain argued, voice shaking. The villain felt that desperation again, this helplessness was overcoming them anew, tearing little bits off of them, eating them raw. No one was on their side and no one was coming to help them.

“They haven’t committed any crimes here.”

“They are torturing people,” the villain reminded them.

“It’s out of my hands. The agency in their hometown has to take care of that. I can get in contact with them if you want me to. But like I said, I am sorry. Truly.” Ludicrous, how the hero almost sounded sincere.

“They own their hometown. I don’t think anyone will pick up the phone and fulfil your wishes.” The villain let out a dead huff which could’ve been a laugh if the circumstances were less serious.

“You are very funny,” the hero said deadpanned.

Silence haunted the room. Only the ticking of the hero’s electrical clock was filling it and reminded the villain of their own personal doomsday.

“I don’t think I can do much for you without evidence,” the hero said eventually.

“But I am the evidence. I’ve seen those things, I have experienced them.”

The hero closed their eyes, drawing a breath.

“I cannot put you into witness protection when you are not providing testimonial evidence during or after a trial. No one sues the supervillain at the moment. Maybe you can take the first step,” the hero suggested. The villain would’ve laughed out loud, this time for real. What the hero was proposing was preposterous.

“You expect me to sue a supervillain? My head would roll off my shoulders before I could step into court.” The hero held up a demanding hand to silence the villain.

“I don’t expect you to sue the supervillain. But I am not above the law. And neither are you. I expect you to follow the principles which were established by society. There are rules in this world, even for those who were gifted with more power than others at birth.”

The villain threw their hands up, ready to let out their anger somehow.

“This is ridiculous. They will drag me back and continue to torture the living shit out of me. This has nothing to do with justice.”

Standing up, the hero stared them down as if they had summoned all the power of the agency and with that, the power of the whole city.

“Then I suppose you start clearing your own name and join the agency. Gifted people are always welcomed here, even villains. That’s the only thing I can do for you.”

part 2

#bruh I wanna have a lil statue of my bestie ;-; #writing snippet #heroes and villains #heroxvillain snippet #heroxvillain prompt #hero #villain #heroxvillain #hero x villain #request #an answer for an ask

[cyberdaisy23]

No one asked me. So, I answered them anyway.

ASK ME THINGS

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? I honestly don’t even wanna think about that. That’s so gross. Next.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? He’s at work and I a now lonely :c 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Uhhhhh...Yea???? Tf?

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? Yes.

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Drunk......On love *eyebrow wiggle*

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? ahahahah ye

7. What does your last received text say? “I sent you messages on Facebook so you need to look at them.”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? I lost count after our first kiss which was a makeout session on the stairs of the school’s 2nd flood landing lmao. There were lots of kisses there. And so many more after/to this day. So i dunno.

9. Where was your last kiss at? in bed before he left for work.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? fuuuuuuck idunno. Like....2 months ago?

11. What do you drink in the morning? dick. hahaha jk. Coke.

12. Where did you sleep last night? my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? they’re only hard if you make it hard.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Nahh

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? The only problem would be that there’s too much time and not enough sex.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? ye.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? Jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? ye

20. Does anyone like you? No idea

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? No

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Yes

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I have. I would like more pls

25. In the past week have you cried? no, surprisingly.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Siberian Husky c:

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Out of the showa

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? no ew

29. Do you think you’re old? no.

30. Do you like text messaging? yes. way more than phone calls.

31. What type of day are you having? meh

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? no

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? yesss

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? relationship tf?

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? complicated xD

37. What song are you listening to? Rage Against The Machine - “Renegades of funk”

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Always. 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? His eyes  tbh 41. When did you last receive a text message? idk it doesn’t show the time. 42. What is wrong with you right now? I sleepy. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? very well. 44. Does anyone disgust you? the human race counts, right? 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? fuck no. 46. Are you in a good mood right now? I guess.  47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my room mates 48. What color shirt are you wearing? black 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? many times. 50. Anyone you���re giving up on? no not really 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? As long as he keeps catching me, things will be okay.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yes.. 53. Do you like rain? no. ew. I like watching it and hearing it. Being in it? No Bueno. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? depends on why they’re doing it. If it’s a special occasion, and he has work off the next day, and does it at home, then sure go ahead. 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? No. I always told people if I liked them  56. Do you like to cuddle? too much. 57. Are you shy? yea 58. Do you get along with girls? fuck no XD 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? In a way...? XD 60. What do you carry with you at all times? my vape 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? I’ve done it for 7 years, bruh. Five months is for amateurs.  63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? Yes. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? Yes!!!! 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Babe kissed me on the head and said he missed how clingy I was and how he’s glad that I am again. c:

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? I only kissed my babe, so...22

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?   I’d rather do em myself.  68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    neither. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? I don’t even have a car    70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   Lil Wayne. 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    Android. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   idk i stay away from Pizza Hut because their sauce gives me acid reflex  73. Do you like diet soda?    no 74. What color are the walls in your room?  red, brick and white.    75. Are you 16 or older?    21 m8 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    no 77. Do you have a job?    ehhhh i guess   78. What are your initials?    K.A.D. 79. Did you ever have braces?   No, but I needed them. Too late now.  80. Are you from the south?   No 

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    “I CAN PLAY PANDORA IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE I PLAY GTA ON XBOX ONE??? Bruuuuhhh...” 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? No. I’d rather not go back to that toxicity, even if it IS just friendship. I’m good. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?  mom 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nO     85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?   Suicide Squad.....What a waste of money and time that was.  86. Do you smoke?  vape m8. get rekt. 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   heels are sexier.  88. Is your phone touch screen?    yes 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    messy is besty 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    no. I snuck out of my ex’s house though XD  91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?   pool 92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Yes. and other stuff 93. …Had sex in a car?   ...Not yet....  94. Are you single or in a relationship?    I’m collared bruh. So, engaged. 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  Watching A Tenacious D movie XD   96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    last year on the 4th of July like a normal person 97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    ew no 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  yea...   99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    no 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES. 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    yea 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    “Cannibal” 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    no. I can’t tan. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? No. ew