#buns.hc

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So you know the Chinese saying that once you’ve saved a person’s life, you’re responsible for it forever? Dreamling Rescue fic where after hob saves Dream, Dream keeps showing up expecting Hob to take care of him and be responsible for him in a variety of situations and times. Bonus points: Dream explains exactly nothing to Hob. Those are the old laws, Hob should have been aware of what he was doing when he decided to arrive and save him and that’s that.

#ANOTHER BONUS: this is why no one rescued Dream— NO ONE WANTED THIS ONE ENDLESS BOUND TO THEM IN SUCH A MANNER #jk jk this is just sad #but really like #Dream: Take responsibility Hob #Also Dream arriving at Hob's with the most capricious issues #Now that he has a designed person who is supposed to deal with his shit— he does not feel like he has to hold back or be prideful #You SEE. #The Sandman #dreamling #dreamhob #hobdream #hob gadling #dream of the endless #Lord Morpheus #Morpheus #dream #hob #*designated #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Judging ™ aka flirty glancing to confirm he agrees

#Listen it was meant to be a funny post about how you share the look TM however with the way I edited them together it.... #Well it really did end up like some slowburn Victorian glances and inappropriate under the table hand and thigh brushes didn't it??? #Dream so very subtly brushes a fingertip across Hob's hand - glancing at him in a flirty manner to see if he had notices #And Hob literally like we are hosting the bloody Queen what are you doINg #((Sorry got distracted there lmao)) #sandmanedit #sandmancentral #hob gadling #Dream of the Endless #hobDream #DreamHob #dream x hob #Hob x Dream #Lord Morpheus #Morpheus #Dream #and hob didn't really mind exploring stuff-- it's only dreams-- after all. #the sandman #buns.edits #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

I said it was human au Dream, @cuubism said it was 1589 Hob, and that is precisely right.

#The sandman #Dream of the Endless #Dreamling #hob gadling #Cuubism #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

I am a little obsessed with Dream being an "unwilling" but "helpless" "victim" of Hob's affections and love.

He's so guardless to it.

He always was to love.

That's why he keeps getting hurt.

It's a helpless sort of "Please don't hurt me" because he will give his heart away, again and again. And it'll be hurt, over and over.

And when Hob doesn't hurt him it's such an...overwhelming feeling of devotion. I'll end the world for you. I'll create a world for you. I'll— Hob stops him then, with a fond kiss and fonder warmth in his eye.

"Anyone ever told you," Hob starts, pulling Dream over "that you've got the flair for the theatrics?" there's laughing lines around his eyes but he doesn't laugh out loud.

Instead he leans and kisses Dream's cheek, then nuzzles just beneath his ear.

"I don't want you to pay for me loving you," there's a pause "You big, darling idiot" his hand sneaks around Dream's middle and pulls him into a hug, tight and firm. "I just love you, you'll have to accept that".

And Dream, Dream doesn't know what to do with that. He doesn't know what to do when nothing is needed, asked of him, demanded.

When someone actually returns his feelings tenderly and doesn't (yet) (there's always the fear of yet) rejects him and his affections.

"I." he begins, and stops. He doesn't have anything to say.

And for now, perhaps, it's okay.

Hob's hold is firm and sure, it's warm and good.

He relaxes him, muttering softly.

"You dare call me an idiot?"

"A darling idiot." Hob murmurs back.

#is it a rant? is it a hc post? is it writing? #is it all smashed together without regard to being proper #who knows #i just needed to pass a VIBE #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #the sandman #dream #hob #buns.w #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Comedian!Hob au Hob is like the only person on earth that actually makes Dream chuckle. It becomes a personal challenge for Hob to ALWAYS make that gloomy looking Goth guy in the back amused. His personal goal? Get him to, honest to god, laugh out loud. They both are a little obsessed with each other without ever speaking once. Hob's material starts including more and more "So my crush and I" and references to "Tall, Goth and Pretty" and he wonders how much he could sneak before it becomes abundantly obvious that yes, yes I'm talking to you mysterious bane of my existence in the back.

#GOOD MORNING TO YOU GUYS #i come with a silly little au #dreamling #the sandman #dream of the endless #hob gadling #dream #hob #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

—???—

#I did an edit a drabble and now a shit post #the trinity is complete #The Sandman #Lord Morpheus #Dream of the Endless #Dream #Morpheus #Dreamling #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Normal Jedi Master reaction to literally seeing their Padawan's death:

Abnormal Jedi Master reaction to the mere mention—unconfirmed and very likely psychological torture trick—of one's Padawan's death:

#Obi-Wan is not calm. #He is so far removed from calm it makes him look stupid. #I adore him. #obikin #star wars comics #obi wan kenobi #Obi Wan #The Battle of Jabiim #Star Wars Republic #Republic 58 #Republic 59 #sw comics #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

I feel like while Dream is typically the leading party of a relationship, and usually the one to offer his affections physically, it quite excites him when someone else takes the initiative to be the masculine, leading role.

Did you see his face after Hob had defended him? He was literally preening and staring at Hob with the intensity of a thousand suns. So satisfied. So pleased. So intrigued by this type of attention.

In this thesis I shall discuss how Dream of the Endless hardly ever gains the attentions of a man who doesn't fear 'protecting' him and bestowing chiverly gestures onto him and Dream is LOVING it.

#I mean who would come to the defense of an Endless the same way without offending them or looking an idiot for trying? #Hob simply does it. #Not offending Dream. Not thinking it's a silly gesture. #He respects Dream's power but still wants to COURT HIM IN SUCH A WAY. #Here I said it. #IT'S COURTING. #dreamling #dream of the endless #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Scenario prompt: Dream runs into Hob for the first time at a bar, Hob is drunk as fuck hits on Dream by saying the following "I'd date you so damn hard". Dream who is used to hearing a different word, intrigued, asks "How hard?" and Hob, in one breath and drunk confidence and flushed cheeks slurs the entire sentence in a single breath. About how he'd hold Dream's hands everyday, send him good night and good morning texts, take him out to see old movies and watch the sky. Dream says yes to giving his phone number, as one does. In a couple of days Hob finds a new contact in his phone, named: "My Boyfie <3"

Bonus, AU concepts. Initial concept: Dream is a model who is constantly being hit on, hears it almost as white noise by now. Then Hob says "Man I wish I could hold his hands" loud enough for Dream to hear. So naturally, he goes to the guy. Secondary concept: it's Canon dream, he's meeting Hob for the first time. He went to the waking world to meet his sister, ended up saying "Yes" to the first human to ask him out. Hob: /Date me/ Dream, startled: "Accepted." aka how dream of the endless cannot say no to romantic endeavors even with handsome strangers.

#I should be doing something else (EATING)((I NEED TO EAT)) so no time to add hundreds of spaces as I usually would #I needed to infodump this shower concept before it goes #the sandman #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

All I wish to say is that if The Corinthian was a dream instead of a nightmare...

#i was going to gif it myself and make a whole ass comparison post #but then i decided...why? #those who understand.....will understand. #i am more than obsessed with Ken as Cori inspo. #I cannot stop thinking about placing Cori in pastel pink. #Also Cori literally is a Ken.....made to be played with. #the corinthian #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Dream, the King of Dreams & Nightmares, who never makes any of his subjects attend his royal needs:

Hob, two minutes after learning of his dear friend’s status: would my majesty want to be hand fed some delicious grapes? A massage, perhaps? Your highness. Your royal excellency, the k—

#yes he will hand feed him the grapes #over his dead body he will not live this one down to the fullest #fucking A king and all that #you know #dreamling #dreamhob #hobdream #Hob x dream #Dream x Hob #the sandman #hob gadling #dream of the endless #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Imagine if in 2022 Dream just came, dressed in a hoodie, a beenie and headphones over his neck—sat down and explained exactly nothing. Hob, who only ever saw Dream dressed as the most refined version of the era: ??? 😳

#I'm just saying is all you know like that's all #Dreamling #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Now I know we all know Morpheus wanted to be mysterious and hot ™ by not revealing anything about himself.

However, consider this.

Morpheus, the king of stories, who's job is to create and make and tell. Takes one day off every 100 years, to just sit down, relax, and listen to someone else tell stories.

Of course he doesn't want to talk, he's there's to relax, not work.

#Since it wouldn't stop at one question. It'll roll into a thousand more. #Dreamling #dreamhob #hobdream #dream x hob #hob x dream #Dream of the endless #Lord morpheus #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

Dream willingly shaping his body to please Hob in whatever manner Hob would desire is living in my subconscious mind rent free. Hob saying “I want you as you are” but also Hob taking the offer and manipulating Dream’s body, bending it, shaping it and worshipping in a way that makes Dream gasp for air for he did not know a loving touch for many a year, a touch that shapes him for Hob’s pleasure but first of all, for his own. Hob’s got an arsenal of dreams and fantasies and thoughts, but lucky enough for him, Dream is willing and curious and always happy to indulge in a good story, no matter what sort. So long as Hob is caring, so long as Hob is loving. And Hob is always—caring. Even in a rough touch, a play of power, there’s always care. The Dreaming shakes and bends and cracks around the edges, but it also blooms and summer shine is washed by spring breeze, there’s wonders and stars and there’s a softening of the corners of your mind. It’s lovely and it’s full of life. The Dream Lord is at last, content. 

#Dreamling #Hob Gadling #Dream of the Endless #The Sandman #something something i just love dream mentrusting hob with such a power #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

au where hob wears a jewelry crafted to him by dream and dream is absolutely normal about it

#a bracelet with small dream stones for example #needed to write it before i forget it #dream would be so PLEASED also so captivated by how much it matters to him #d friends feel such possession over their friends? #seeing hob wea his craft his gems is like an admission of belonging in the supernatural community #it'll make any being stir clear out of his way for fear of spiting morpheus #and everyone knows he's a petty bitch who once struck someone sleepless for a hundred years for parking in his lot #metaphorically speaking #the insomnia was not methapotic #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #buns.hc #buns.all

[magnusbae]

I see a lot of modern au with Hob being experienced in dating and self assured but “I’ve got no chance with him but I’ll still take my shot and try” attitude. Now it’s all good and fun but— please do consider the following: Dream being “You’ve got no chance with me” and Hob being “Oh I’m getting you darlin’” attitudes. Is Dream a few leagues above him? Maybe. Does he stand a chance? Who cares. People who think about chances are the people who don’t actually get shit. Hob decided that he will get Dream on at least a date and oh he will do that. And if he gets more? And boy, he is planning on it, what’s the better! 

#Dream is like 'look sister he actually thinks he has a chance with me' #Death be like 'play nice little brother' but also doesn't think Hob stands a chance #And it's not that Dream is truly cruel (although just a bit) (being as pretty as he is gets him a LOT of unwanted attention from people) #(people who are actually-- let's be honest-- beneath his league.) #(mostly intellectually because that's to the most part what Dream cares for) #So it's not that Dream is really cruel although he does come off as a little pretty bitch when he sniffs and tilts his chin up. #'No.' is all he says to Hob. Literally. But Hob is not put off. A pretty thing like that? Besides he knows /real/ stuck up people. #And they sure as hell do not laugh at all the /right/ spots of a play. #ANYWAYS. Hob just doesn't even care if he has a chance. He WILL get a date. Even if it takes a hundred (metaphorically) years. #Dreamling #Hob Gadling #Dream of the Endless #Dream x Hob #Hob x dream #Dream #Hob #The Sandman #buns.hc #buns.all