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scarletbluebird13 · 3 years

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Hi, sorry to bother you, if possible, can I have MK jealousy headcanon, like how would the guys react to mc being close to some other guy. Thank You!😊

Lovely, I’m so sorry this took me SO long to do. I hope you can forgive me and that this was worth the wait. If it wasn’t, I sincerely apologize again

And know you’re never bothering me <3 requests are open because I don’t mind doing them and i think they’re fun~ I should be the one who’s sorry for not getting this done months ago. To you and the other people who’ve requested: I’m sorry if i made you feel ignored, I hope you can forgive me. Anyway, I hope this is okay:

Jealousy

Kazuomi:

Well damn this guy’s just a giant kid

He’s gonna act all hurt and he’s gonna scoff and pout a lot

He’d DEFINITELY be like “if you want to go spend time with him then fine.”

He’s pouting

And he’ll say he doesn't care or that he won't look into the guy -- but we all know he’s lying

He has yuzuru look into the douche

He’d definitely be teasing you

Do stuff like turn you on only to be like “okay. You want more? Go to that other guy”

Kinda like a puppy - one who just looks at you and is like “pls give me attention i luv you”

Definitely the kind of puppy that’d repeatedly rub their head against your hand when you pull your hand away. That’s him.

Finally, when yuzuru gives him the report, he’s happy he’ll be getting you back in a bit.

Turns out the guy you gave all your attention to was your cousin

He’s really relieved

And he shows how relieved he is in bed

He honestly just missed you

He’s also really happy it wasn’t your “owner” you were spending so much time with.

We would’ve lost it

Yuzuru:

Mans acts like he doesn't care.

But it’s all he can think about.

His temper’s a little shorter than normal

So he lashes out a bit more

He gets all the information in the world on this guy.

But he’d rather hear it from you

But he’s so awkward at feelings

So he just haves rough sex with you til you figure it out

Then you explain he’s just an old mentor who was in town for a bit

Wow Yuzu’s cheeks turned red so fast, Victoria commented on his body temperature again.

You laugh, but he doesn't think it’s funny.

Soooo he gives it to you passionately this time - trying to distract himself for being so jealous/careless/a bit of a dummy and you from his red cheeks

He’s really happy he didn't have anything to be worried about tho - he honestly just wanted to spend some of his rare free time with you and was sad when you weren't there

Kei:

At first, he probably wouldn’t know what was going on

He knows you're a spy and all, so you spend loads of your time with sketchy people - especially men.

So he’s a bit worried at first

But then he notices you’re actually smiling and having a good time with this guy

He saw this when he happened to be walking to a café to buy you some sweets, but he saw you with that guy.

Smiling and chatting and laughing away.

He ended up doing a bit of stalking and found out you were meeting up with this guy twice a week at the same café, sitting at the same table.

He was a bit pissed off

But he mistook his missing you for being mad at you

He cant take it anymore and interrupts one of the café meetups

He’s all like “Oh, won’t you introduce me to your friend, __?”

He busts out that charming smile

But you know it’s time to run

So behind closed doors

He explains he thought you were flying away

You're t o u c h e d

So you assure him you’re not going anywhere

...and explain that guy was an old friend from elementary school

He’s taken aback

But he realizes how silly/jealous he was being

He literally only wanted to spend time with you and was hurt that you’d set apart two days of the week for some guy

So he proposed you two go on more dates together

...so much so in fact, that you no longer had the time to meet up with your old friend. You were either too tired or on a mission

But you always made sure you spent more time from Kei from then on

Boss:

Damn he’s already basically an elite private spy so he’d have absolutely no trouble finding anything and everything out about this guy.

And damn he’s gonna dig deep to find all the dirt on this guy

So he spends a lot of his time figuring out who this dude is.

He’s got his #1 agent’s attention, so he’s got to be someone, right?

Anyway he’s really annoyed and as a result

He’s about as pleasant as he is when he wakes up in the morning and hasn’t drank his water yet.

He smiles, but there's something cold and dark behind that cunning smile - it’s threatening

Kinda scary, ngl, but tries to play it off.

Will tease you mercilessly when you two’re alone

Hell, my man’s would tease you in public.

He doesn't care

In fact, he’d put an arm around you if the other guy happened to be in the room.

He may be smiling

But he’s glaring daggers at the guy

The guy in question happens to be a food delivery guy. He’s just assigned to your neighborhood is all.

So no wonder he spends a lot of time with you especially at your place

He gets embarrassed he didn't put two and two together when his job came up during all that dirt digging

So he pulls you really close so you cant see his face

Ehehe it’s a rough couple of nights --he’s got to have all the time he thought he lost with you back, afterall ;)

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shijas · 2 years

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tell us your bad (absolutely fascinating) venti takes

ooooo i love venti!!! they’re on my kin list! bad takes:

- enby venti, i’m on the genderqueer spectrum and the moment i saw venti i just knew. i slap enby on him (also use any pronouns) but once when my friends and i were jokingly looking up different genders we saw “spirited woman” as one so that’s their unofficial gender in our memey-lore!

- ngl i think venti is a pretty shitty god/archon sometimes too. like you were just asleep/mia for a whole bunch of devastating events in your nations history, and only woke up/got back when a whole ethnic group in your nation were gonna be killed and/or sold into slavery. there’s giving people freedom and being neglectful and he’s defo leaning towards the neglect end.

- he’s also low-key kinda creepy if you think about it? wearing his dead friends body? the sprite form he inhabited before looking a lot like what we’d except from an anemo abyss mage? the fact he grew an eye as he interacted with humanity? but it wasn’t even a complete eye? so does venti have a partially artificial eye? or is that remedied by the body he inhabits? none of these are a bad thing btw… venti wouldn’t be gender envy if they weren’t a hot mess :D

- okay less pondering and more lighthearted takes! he likes apples which is like fair enough, but i currently dislike apples (i arbitrarily like and dislike foods every few months tho apples have been on the dislike for a while) so that kinda sucks :/

- i think she has one of the best fashion sense in game! the colours are cute and fun, the shoes are nice, as are the corset and even the cape! only gripe would be their tights since i hate wearing tights!

- venti isn’t the type of person you would let hold your drink at a party because it would just be gone, like he’ll just drink it and now you don’t have a drink lol. relatable tho, sometimes life is rock bottom and peach snapps is the reflection of sunlight on the waves (please do not actually rely on alcohol to solve your issues)

- speaking of alcohol, in our bad modern au, venti’s surname is bailey, after the irish cream and because we got a bit tired of looking at german (where mond is based off) surnames after trying to give everyone with no surname in mond a surname :D

- venti purposefully antagonises people who don’t know his true identity (but if they engaged brain cells could probably guess his true identity) into blaspheming,,, like there’s a cathedral in mond so i always base their ideals on religion off like christianity. so like venti will knock over a mostly empty pitcher of cider in dawn winery when diluc just mopped or something while pretending to be way drunker than he is just to hear diluc mutter “for barbatos sake” under his breath.

- directly related to above, he defo defo finds rosaria absolutely hilarious because she’s obviously a nun as an alibi and was raised by bandits or smth in the wild. she literally couldn’t careless about the anemo god let alone his followers apparent (ridiculous sins) and she’s not actually properly socialised, so she’ll give out the worst advice and pardon the most insane stuff in confessional and venti would be like i think old barbatos would be proud and rosaria will be like now who tf is that

- i think him, kaeya and rosaria would be good friends, i think diluc hates him (affectionately) and diona also likes him (derogatory, he’s allergic to cats and she’s a cat girl who hates alcoholics). i think jean is constantly a little stressed about him and that lisa is absolutely fascinated at how dysfunctional a god and person he is. everyone else just thinks he’s a funky little bard.

#this gucci!!#rmb! these be my opinions and speculations ! you don’t gotta take them seriously and you’re free to ignore them/block me etc to avoid seeing #there you go nonny… a dump of my venti takes! this was fun! i do genuinely like venti and i was crushed that i didn’t get him back when i #f2p (i got c1 qiqi instead lol) but it’s okay cuz i p2w now and when he and yoimiya rerun i’ll be grinding for them :D #genshin

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