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loafbud · 6 months
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Just took my first biology exam and got a pretty decent score of an F! 🎉🎉🎉
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s0lar-ch3ri · 4 months
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tell me all about dnd character(s) please i am begging
OMG OMG OMG OMG OKAY OKAY OKAY!!!!! HAGVJDFD GLADLY I WILL
I GOT A COUPLE SO LETS GET INTO THIS:
ohevet: first ever character! uses she/they i think (and if they didnt, they do now! update: JUST REMEMBERED, IT WAS HE/HIM FOR A CIS WOMAN! THROW OUT THE OTHER IDEA SORRY) and also my first aroace character. his name is a joke with that honestly, as ohevet is hebrew for love. i lost the stat sheet a bit back BUT im working on rewriting the stats so i can make an actual character of him! his backstory is kinda silly and i dont really remember it rn so ill also be redoing that shit for sure, but i do know one thing, he's cursed. with this marking on his face, hes able to get "Stackable Concussions" (which me and my dms came up with stat affection ideas but i do also wanna make my own for funzies, and i doubt either would mind if you also wanted to lol). by the end of the campaign, he had been like the only one to not try to seduce someone (my friend had gotten a nat 20 to seduce "mommy nature" so theres that) and had a stack of 10 concussions. how he was still standing is beyond me. did i fall for him? abso-fucking-lutely, i made him hot and wanted him carnially and yet hes aroace so what can my gay ass do? (fun fact: one of my dms is my now girlfriend!) btw before i forget, mountain dwarf fighter, and had a lizard he took off the floor rather then pay for a pet, one of the players had its brother/cousin.
ivy: meant to be an npc for my campaign (which btw ill gladly talk about BUT MY PLAYERS CANNOT SEE THIS LOL ARCADIAN AND GAYWITCHNERD SKIP TO THE SECOND PARAGRAPH ON IVY), but a played character in my friend's (arcadian) campaign (arcadian was the one to try and seduce "mommy nature" btw). speaking of npc, the played character and npc have different stories, so we going with npcs rn! ivy (she/they/star pronouns lol) was meant to be a royal guard who did training and learning in the forests, but im thinking of making her a shop owner (eh, probs for out of dnd oc shit). while in the forest, she sorta fell for a nymph there which looks a lot like one of my players characters (agreed romance thing lol). while in town, i plan for her to sorta like fall for said player after bumping into them and shit. that being said, love wont be her only motivation! i do have some plot ideas i need to think up, but im pretty ready to connect shit in. also shes gonna have a dog familiar (my dog) just to involve her somehow lol. oh yeah she slso has gay moms
NOW WE TALK HER AS A PLAYED CHARACTER! in arcadians campaign, shes a half-elf druid like before, but her lesbian parents arent really too existant. (hey gaywitchnerd, i dont mind you reading this, but your character wouldnt know this info) due to issues with her planet, ivy has had her set of challenges, and is looking for strength in knowledge (literally). back home, theres some fucking secret thing there for some deity. on this route, its a pursuit of learning what the deity is. (another idea i had was that the swamp she once lived in is commonly disregarded, and due to anxiety she worried about it being forgotten and shit happening to it so she went looking for power to protect it) there are religions based around it, but ivy isnt exactly religous but still learning as much as she can about it. (fun fact for this one, but its related to the oc: i was planning for her to have BPD, but i wasnt sure how to play one so as a non-dnd character im gonna find ways to incorperate it, also she likes one of the pcs and an npc, the pc is my gfs one but i doubt they realise it lol)
hunter: like all my characters, i go into it with a basis, something i build around for them (ivy is an acception, she was just gonna be an npc), and hunters no different. since the campaign features 3-4 tabaxis (cant remember for sure), an undead, and other various magical people, i wanted to be just a regular guy, which i am! human fighter guy and all that, pretty normal (most extraordinary thing is that hes a magician)...except humans arent fucking normal here because its a tabaxi village. i fucking love that i didnt know this btw! CAUSE I DID NOT, NOR DID MY FRIENDS REALIZE. the story with this guy that i got is he was a traveling performer, one who used this bow tie made special by his fiancé, which works like the bandana chip uses. this however, got taken while traveling, and hes not willing to preform at a show or anything until he gets it back. for the tabaxi village hes disguised as a cat and his whip is his cat tail (this is to make up for the fact that im not a tabaxi with them all lol)! fun fact for him now: his original design was meant to look feminine and masculine to encapsulate my bigenderness in a character ("the most magical thing about them is their gender!"), but ended up feeling too extra for the "just a guy" vibe and got a total redesign lol (he/him cishet man btw, gonna be fun to try <- bigender afab)
techic: my newest campaign character (who i get to play again in 5 minutes, but by the time i finish writing this, we may have started already lol)! a genderfluid tiefling warlock, who worked as a cashier at a 8/12 before shit went down (its an apocalypse campaign). (update, it did actually, writing while we wait for players to arrive) the funny idea with this one? "what if they made a deal for surgery and just got more out of it?". not much on them rn so fun fact time! their mom is a pc (played by arcadian) and currently being locked in a closet cause they ate their zombified partner!
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brownthrussy · 7 years
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Wade you got me fucked up smfh jk
1.) Are looks important in a relationship?:To some extent yes, since its kinda a attention grabbed. Eventually the personality is what becomes more important.
2.) Are relationships ever worth it?:Most are, as long as they’re healthy, but some are better off ending.
3.) Are you a virgin?:I hope my mom doesn’t see, but no. If my mom ever sees this then hell yeah I am lmao.
4.) Are you in a relationship?:Surprisingly yes
5.) Are you in love?:Considering my lack of love interests and mainly unhealthy relationships surrounding me, its hard to tell for myself but I believe I am yeah
6.) Are you single this year?:Jeez I hope not lol
7.) Can you commit to one person?:Yes.8.) Describe your crush:Hmm normal lenght hair, dark eyes, average height and thicc
9.) Describe your perfect mate:Sounds similar to 8 but I guess someone I can be comfortable and relate with.
10.) Do you believe in love at first sight?:No lmao im pretty sure thats a crush.
11.) Do you ever want to get married?:It’d be nice someday so sure lol
12.) Do you forgive betrayal?:Depends on the situation and how the person thats asking for forgiveness acts. If they learned their lesson and understand what they did wrong then I could forgive possibly but if not then no.
13.) Do you get jealous easy?:No lol its cause im bad at taking hints so I cant tell when someones hitting on me or el bae
14.) Do you have a crush on anyone?: Mi novio lol
15.) Do you have any piercings?:Nope lol
16.) Do you have any tattoos?:Nah lol
17.) Do you like kissing in public?:Nah lol i dont like being the center of attention
ERROR: 18 and 19 DOESN’T FUCKING EXIST??
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20.) Do you shower everyday?:Si
21.) Do you think someone has feelings for you?: Well I hope my bf likes me lmao
22.) Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?: hmm its possible so sure lol
23.) Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?: Well i’ve been doing it so yeah lol
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24.) Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?: i don’t think so but hey who knows what future me will do lol
25.) Do you want to be in a relationship this year?: i want to keep it so yes lol
26.) Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?: Si
27.) Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?: Not that I know of lol
28.) Have you ever been cheated on?: Officially no, but I had a few suspicions from my ex so it wouldn’t surprise me
29.) Have you ever cheated on someone?: No
30.) Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?: I’m ok really lol
31.) Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?: lmfao yes sadly.
32.) Have you ever experienced unrequited love?: Yeah. With my “ex”, we weren’t officially in a relationship we were just dating.
33.) Have you ever had sex with a man?: no homo but yeah lol
34.) Have you ever had sex with a woman?: tbh i just don’t support that lifestyle… i have straight friends tho so es cool
35.) Have you ever kissed someone older than you?: si
36.) Have you ever liked one of your best friends?: Nah lol I love them in a platonic way
37.) Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? No lol
38.) Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Yeah lifes pretty wild
39.) Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?: yeah lmao its terrible 0/10 would not recommend
40.) Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? No im not an artistic person
41.) Have you had sex sex so far this year? Si but im staying a virgin til marriage
42.) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Depends on the mood I guess???
43.) How long was your longest relationship? Lmao the current one so almost a year!
44.) How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 1 lol
45.) How many people did you kiss in 2011? Lmfao 0 I was an awkward disaster back then. Now i’m slightly less but with a better fashion sense.
46.) How many times did you have sex last year? Idk I wasnt counting lol but life fucked me over alot so that counts too right?
47.) How old are you? Believe it or not, but i’m 21 lol
48.) If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? Well rip my relationship then but it’d be something like “she ain’t ugly but she ain’t me”
49.) If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Hmm I like the attentiveness and los jokes
50.) If your first true love knocked on your door with an apology and presents, would you accept? If its just forgiveness then probably yeah. Regardless im taking the presents tbh as compensation
51.) Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? Yes
52.) Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Nah they usually leave me first before I can say im done
53.) Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? No lol my business is my own
54.) Is there someone you will never forget? My ex and former close friends tbh
55.) Share a relationship story: well we went to olive garden cause I had never gone. So I was feeling like a rich white woman cause it looked fancy and the waited asked if he could toss the salad for us. My stupid ass thought he either meant in a sex term or literally flipping it. Guess what I mentioned out loud. So homeboy leaves and I realize I can never return here without realizing that i assumed that the waiter wanted a fucking threesome because I spend too much time looking at memes smh. Oh and he spilled drinks on the people next to us including this lady and her phone so guess who got tipped good cause id die if i were in his position smh. Moral of the story is this is why I shouldnt go out
56.) State 8 facts about your body: I have a fat stomach, yet skinny arms and legs lol, i got a birthmark by my right shoulder that looks like hawaii apparently, if one hand moves the other tends to attempt to do the same thing, i got my apendix removed, theres a scar from said surgery on it, I barely have body hair but it grows quick, i accidently stabbed myself with a led pencil. The led remains up to today
57.) Things you want to say to an ex: Someone is contradicting themselves lmao sorry for not being what you wanted but you could’ve treated me like a decent human being. But I guess im unreasonable for wanting trust and communication lol oh well
58.) What are five ways to win your heart?: food, pokemon, more video games, trying ya best and being direct with one another.
59.) What do you look like? (post a picture!): so like do i post a new selfie in a seperate post or???? Eh ill do that later
60.) What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 6-7 years 😥 lol
61.) What is the first thing you notice in someone? How they react to situations lol says alot as a first perspective
62.) What is the sexiest thing someone has done for/ to you? Bought me food 😍
63.) What is your definition of having sex? Well it involves a penis usually afjvhadaish
64.) What is your definition of cheating? Well besides doing it physically, by lying to your S/O about not seeing anyone else and talking to others with the intention of cheating
65.) What is your favorite foreplay routine? Loving jesus
66.) What is your favorite roleplay? Reading the bible together.
67.) What is your idea of the perfect date? It involves eating, going out doing anything since anything can be fun if you’re with the right person. If it gets everything that is stressful about life and makes it seem irrelevant at the moment then this is the moment
68.) What is your sexual orientation? No homo but men are ok. So un homosexual
69.) What turns you off? Well acting like a child or being rude and dismissive.
70.) What turns you on? Communication and trust can I get an amen
71.) What was your kinkiest wet dream? Ok so there I am in battle wearing regular armor but with channel boots and I destroy my enemies by walking on them since they wronged me. There’s also lesbians.
72.) What worlds do you like to hear during sex? Are you feeling it now, Mr.Krabs???
73.) What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? Anything really, its mainly the thought that matters
74.) What’s the most superficial characteristic that you look for? Hmm facial features and eyes lol
75.) What’s the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for you? Gave me the pink power ranger pop lol my girl
76.) What’s the sweetest thing you have ever done for someone? I gave a rare pop as a gift for christmas. It cost $50 lmfao
77.) What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? As long as its legal and consensual then its alright
78.) What’s your dirtiest secret? Dont got any lol not any that come to mind atleast
79.) When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Idk middle school lol crush had the nerve to talk to someone that wasnt me smh. Im glad i grew up and learned
80.) When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Whenever I see my best friend and hes about to do some dumb shit
81.) Who are five people you find attractive? So is this like from tumblr or anywhere?. Hmm theres mi novio, my best friend and fuck it like 3 of my mutuals lmao i almost tagged em
82.) Who is the last person you hugged? My younger sister
83.) Who was your first kiss? An old friend lol we dont talk no more
84.) Why did your last relationship fail? I have no idea. My ex was like “i gotta be alone” then pulled the “we’re different” card. And I figured it was both until my friend showed me that he was on tinder with an updated bio and photos that he had sent to me initially. So I guess ill never know lol
85.) Would you ever date someone off of the internet? Yeah why not lol if the connection is there
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luci-in-trenchcoats · 7 years
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Not Your Dean (Part 16)
Summary: One day Dean shows up and moves back into the bunker. The only problem is he’s a demon and he’s hiding something…
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15
Pairing: Demon!Dean x reader
Word Count: 1,200ish
Warnings: language, implied smut
A/N: *shakes head at reader*...
“The case with Jody ran a little long,” said Sam, you and Dean eating breakfast as Sam updated you on the hunt. “I probably won’t be home until tomorrow night earliest.”
“Just stay safe, don’t do anything stupid,” said Dean, giving the phone that sat in between the two of you a worrying glance.
“Will do. I’ll text you guys later. See ya,” said Sam, hanging up the phone.
“Want to have a lazy day?” asked Dean, watching as you were already wolfing down your cereal.
“Sure,” you said. “But I want to run out to the store and pick something up for dinner before I divulge into spending the day in pajamas.”
“Babe, you’re already in your pajamas,” said Dean, giving you a smirk. “Besides, I can just...” Dean said before snapping his fingers.
“You know I don’t like that,” you said, opening up the fridge and finding a meal ready to be heated up in the oven later.
“Let me make it up to you,” said Dean, finishing his breakfast and tossing it in the sink. “We can do whatever you want today.”
“Movies in bed?” you asked, your lazy day go-to with Dean. He hummed as he grabbed a snack and drinks for you two, finding you already with a movie ready to go as he entered your room.
You’d spent nearly the whole day in bed with Dean, being lazy and barely moving, falling asleep a few times as you were wrapped up in his arms. Dean had turned on some outdated horror you’d seen before and your mind started to wander to the hands touching you.
“Dean,” you said, hearing his hum in response. “I’m going to ask you something and I’d like your honest answer.”
“Shoot,” he said, feeling you tense up under him.
“We’ve been together a while and I was wondering if you’d like to...be more intimate...” you said, swearing you felt Dean’s heart skip a beat.
“You mean sex?” he asked. You nodded and Dean chuckled. “Sweetheart, I’ve been dreaming of this day.”
“Can we take it slow? I haven’t done this in a long time,” you said, turning in his lap so you could face him.
“Of course. I love you,” said Dean, cupping your cheek before landing a kiss to your lips. Dean had kissed you countless times but this was the first one where you could tell he wasn’t holding back emotions. Your lips parted open for him, just like they used to, letting him in to taste everything he’d missed. 
This was the part of your plan that you hated, hated because you wanted it so badly. It’d sure as hell give you a better connection with him but it still felt wrong.
“Don’t worry, we’ll go slow, I promise,” he said, easing off of the kiss, his movements with his hands on your face and neck gentler. You told yourself to forget about all that, knowing Dean would pick up on any reservations if you had them. So you simply told yourself to let it go and trust him. “There’s my girl,” said Dean, feeling you relax into him.
“Need you,” you said, too desperate for how quickly this had started but Dean wasn’t going to make you wait, not today.
“Shh, sweetheart. I’ll take good care of you,” said Dean, his hands finding the hem of your shirt and tugging it over your head.
“Wanna take care of you too,” you said, tugging on his shirt, Dean moving his arms so you could pull it off.
“Nice and slow,” said Dean, moving back in for another slow kiss.
“Hey,” said Dean a little quietly as you stirred. He had the TV on silent but he seemed as though he’d been watching you sleep on his chest for a while. “I didn’t mean to wake you.”
“You didn’t,” you said, pressing your bare chest against his, Dean’s hand running up and down over your back. “That was fun.”
“Yeah, it was,” said Dean a smirk on his face. “I’m glad you were the one to bring it up. I didn’t want to push it.”
“I want this to be regular for us again,” you said. “Flirty little looks that wind up with us in bed, that kind of thing.”
“You got it sweetheart,” said Dean, stroking your hair, resting his head against yours. “Thank you for coming back to me.”
“You’re welcome,” you said, turning your wrist and seeing the trickle of black run through you. The second you moved it back you saw Dean’s face. “I should probably go put dinner in the oven. I’ll be right back.” You rolled out of bed reluctantly and found Dean’s shirt on the floor, throwing it over yourself as you heard him sit up.
“Y/N,” said Dean, his eyes on your face instead of your naked body as you tugged the way too big for you t-shirt down over yourself.
“Yeah, Dean?” you asked, pulling you hair out and waiting for him to continue.
“I’ll think about it,” he said, glancing at your wrist. “I know it’s not fair for you to trust me the way you do and me not to give you that same level of trust back.”
“Whatever you decide to do, I’ll respect your decision,” you said, moving over to your desk drawer. “If you ever want to know why the human side of you gave me back to you, why I’m better off with you over him...there’s a letter in that drawer from him.”
“Have you read it?” asked Dean, no anger on his face but you could feel it in your blood as well. He truly believed what you’d just said.
“No, I have no idea what it says,” you said honestly. “If you’re making a decision like this, you should know everything.”
“Is there anything more to know?” asked Dean, looking up through long lashes. Damn he was gorgeous and shirtless in bed, it was miracle you hadn’t gone dark side yet.
“I love you,” you said, taking a step over to the bed and squeezing his hand. “I hope you know that’s the truth and if you don’t believe me, I’ll just keep trying until you do. I can’t do this without you Dean. We’re supposed to do this together.”
“I trust you and love you, Y/N,” said Dean, kissing your hand. “This is just a big decision for me. I can’t undo it once I take it out. I have to really think about it.”
“Like I said baby, I’ll respect your choice,” you said, kissing his temple. “I’ll pop in a pie too. How about blueberry tonight?”
“Sounds great sweetheart,” he said, smiling as he held your hand until you were too far away to hold on any longer. 
You didn’t make a sound, let out no sigh or held breath as you warmed up your dinner. 
You were so fucking close to getting the infection out, being able to cure Dean. But Sam was right, Dean had his hold on you and now more than ever did you feel like maybe it would just be easier to stay with the one you had. But you made the other one, your Dean, a promise and you had to keep going. 
The only thing was you didn’t know how much longer you had before you gave in completely.
A/N: Read Part 17 here!
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