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delicrieux · 3 years

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—MAKE YOU SAY “OH” EXTRAS: TINDER

extra meaning non-canonical occurrence; can be placed anywhere in the “make you say oh” timeline after couple (cha. 14) and before the final “oh”.

pairing—corpse husband x f!reader warnings—tinder profiles, tw: men, swearing. word count—2.6k. format— written. ─── ❥ req by nonnie: y/n makes a youtube vid/live stream where she's just swiping through her tinder acc and corpse literally blocks her lmao

author’s note—akldsljfs this was such a funny idea i could not not write it lmao

ultimate masterlist. myso masterlist

You have pulled the biggest brain move by setting up both a facecam and a screen recorder on your phone. All is beautifully displayed and visible during the stream. Your fanbase is particularly intrigued on what exactly are you planning on doing today, seeing as your tweet of “strea” had been a bit vague, if not downright ominous. No emojis. No elaboration. You couldn’t even be bothered to finish the word. Truly, a mystery. Everyone tuned in and are currently waiting with bated breath.

A few of your fans must sense upcoming doom because the overall mood in the chat turns from optimistically intrigued to...evil. It’s an entity all on it’s own now, clawing at you through the screen with various renditions of laughter and devil emojis. A few eggplants thrown in there for good measure, accompanied, naturally, by the scandalous water drops. At first the common consensus is that you’re biting the bullet and going through your camera roll on stream. Definitely an idea worth considering, though you frankly don’t know what lies at the start of the 11k photograph journey, and you are afraid to check in public. Could be a harmless meme, could be a salacious pic you had saved of an OF star. It’s really a gamble. Either way, you would definitely get banned. You might still get banned. Why do you insist on doing shit like this?

Because it’s funny. Because you’re kinda stupid. Because it’s just so absolutely laughably easy to do.

A smile quirks your lips, and while it is not explicitly smug, the look in your eyes sure is, “Greetings,” You utter lowly, dimming the lights--the budget for this stream! Ugh, you went all out, “my children.”

mother i crave violence

sensing evil energy rn!!

i do not claim the energy in this video for myself or anyone else watching this 💖💖

^with peace and love shut the fuck up

“I know y’all lowkey hoes-” Upon your words the chat splits into two: one side eagerly agrees (even shares a few OF accounts! How helpful, supporting small businesses!), whilst the other feverishly insists on innocence. You make a face stuck somewhere between offended and bewildered, “Now c'mon now-I know you. I know you all. We’re the same, don’t-what was that?”

You try to scroll back to the comment but it’s loss in the sea of incoming messages, “I swear to God I just saw-”

Corpse_Husband: i love late night streams it’s not like i have anything better to do.

“COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORPSE!!!!”

rip headphone users

i cant feel my face when im with you by the weeknd but instead of face its my fucking ears

yall think full vol on pc is better?my parents woke up 😭😭😭😭

To think he’s spending his last waking moments for today with watching you (he probably still would have anyway, because you do not posses an ounce of shame or self-control and pester him relentlessly)! It makes your heart sing, and suddenly, a traitorous, fun hating idea barges it’s way through the crowd of incoherent buzzing and states: don’t do this. For some reason it also has the voice of Rae. As if that would work in guilt-tripping you- Rae never succeed, and her fictitious rendition in mind won’t fare much better either.

Still, you thought about it. That must count for something. Corpse will understand, won’t he? Why don’t you want to upset it in the first place? Men look so funny when they lose their shit, like hello, don’t you have anything better to do? But the image of Corpse just sitting there, hurt, distraught, leaving you on seen because he’s in his sad boy hours leaves a sour taste in your mouth.

queen rly went from 🥺😊 to 😕 u ok bbgirl?

Corpse_Husband: no pouts cutie

akjdjoeijdfse cUTIE??? deadass boutta r.i.p.

Well that succeeded in eliminating everything from mind, doubts included. If this was an anime, the scenery would shift into something roseate, with flowers and bubbles and sparkles all around you along with a halo or two. Alas, not an anime, rather reality. The led-lights, however, seemingly possessing a will of their own, slowly turn from deep violet to pink. You smile brightly, like the absolute dumbass you are, and you are met with a ray of heart and blushing emojis. You are just so cute, a real cutie! Still in your disguise adorable state, you swipe your finger on your phone screen, the grin never leaving your lips.

There, among the plethora of apps, nestled sits a red square with a white fire plastered on it. The delicate calligraphy on the bottom reads: TINDER.

The mood changes once again- you’re giving the roaches emotional instability by how quickly everything flips over- and the chat spams eggplants vigorously; some, of course, bravely fight against the thirst.

nooooooo i thought y/n is gonna stream in a god honoring way!!!

^pack it up girl defined

“So, Charlie and I-” You note a few awfully curious comments and squint, “-yes, we talk a lot. Charlie is a really good friend of mine. We’re best friends. Brothers. Sisters. Cousins. The whole fucking family tree-no, that sounds weird. Delete. Anyway, Charlie, being the absolute fucker he is, said, hey, you know what would be funny? And I was like, nooo, what would be funny, Charlie? And he says to me, he says, says, making fun of men on Tinder. And if y’all need any more proof that Charlie and I are platonic soulmates, then dunno, my children, my roaches, I dunno-I dunno what more to give you.”

You can’t be bothered reading the comments, there’s too damn many. You also need to save your reading comprehension for the actual bios. It has a time limit, that darn thing.

“Okay, so I made a profile earlier, but I hadn’t swiped on anyone yet-” Despite the fact, Tinder helpfully informs you that already 99+ people have swiped right on you, “So, this is me,” You show the pictures you have of yourself, and damn, not to be a conceited narcissist, but you look really good. Like if you saw yourself on Tinder, you’d super like instantly. “Uhm, so, my bio-my bio says: let’s sauce in the tub together, ya dig? splishy splashy, giggle giggle.”

i cant believe we are witnessing y/n trying to form a coherent sentence live

shes trying give her time

ya dig??? y not capeesh

what scene from the godfather is this lol?

“My anthem, is,” You laugh, covering your lips with your hand, “Corpsie, this is form you-” Proudly, you show that indeed, Corpse’s E-GIRLS ARE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE is listed as your anthem on Spotify, “Hehe.” Yes, you say that aloud.

Corpse_Husband: you’re killing me Corpse_Husband: thanks baby Corpse_Husband: now delete tinder ❤︎

You ignore his last quip, deciding it’s finally time to get this show on the road, “Right, let’s do this shit. I’m not actually going to swipe on any guys that look, uh, decent? Yuck, can’t believe I just said that, uhm, because I-because I feel like some actually deserve a chance with someone? I don’t wanna get anyone’s hopes up, as I am currently in a long distance relationship with Chrollo. So I’m just gonna swipe on, like, frat boy assholes. Because I don’t care if I hurt their feelings. Quite frankly I don’t think they possess them in the first place.”

The chat voices their agreements. With the ground rules set, you, giddy, click on the first profile.

Does Tinder know what you’re doing, your plan? The FBI agent watching you through your phone must be working overtime, bless his heart. They must, because the the first guy to meet you is named Jason, and there he is, blond hair and blue eyes, holding up a fish the size of his torso. Marginally adequate in looks, pretty good muscles. A solid 7 bordering on 8. He’s the same age as you, 15 miles away, and he studies at some college you don’t care enough to look up. Bio reads:

I like to drive fast. Fishing is my passion, but if you can’t catch me by the ocean, you’ll catch me catching waves, bro! Love a good gym date. You do squats, and I’ll keep a close eye to make sure you’re doing it correctly ;) You probably saw me at a party. Leader of the The Phi Kappa Psi. I’m a Gemini, if that matters lol.

You, of course, read it aloud, dramatically; provide some constructive criticism-he seems nice, but he’s a Gemini, so naturally, you can’t trust him at all! Also, that gym date session leaves little to be desired. With your rant done, you swipe right, and shocker! (not), it’s an instant match.

“Okie, I still wanna swipe of some profiles, so I’ll see what he’ll text later-” For a second you wonder the legalities of this stream, but you’re having too much fun to think of it further, “guys, I won't get sued, right?”

NOW she considers it

well....

if you do, we’ll kickstart your lawyer dw <3

Onto the next profile. Kevin, 25, is seen fixing his car- or, you assume he’s mid-fixing it, you don’t really know why else he’d hold a wrench and be covered in oil. He’s shirtless, and the caveman part of your brain echoes something closely resembling AWOOOGA!, but...but!...blonde hair, blue eyes. You pout again, “I don’t...I don’t really like blond boys, ya know? With the blue eyes and all, it’s just not my thing, uhm, unless it’s like-like...Armin from Attack on Titan. Else I don’t care.”

Onto the bio:

You have to treat a car like you treat a woman: go on long rides, take the lead, but most importantly, keep her oiled up 😜

“What the fuck did I just read?”

The chat is equally confused. You swipe right anyway- another match. Too easy.

The stream continues without incident for a solid thirty minutes- all of your matches, expect a few that genuinely looked like normal dudes that really couldn’t write a decent bio to save their lives, had been blond hair blue eyed gym rats with ranging forms of misogyny. Some opened with asking for nudes out right, some asked about your day first before asking for nudes. You prefer the former. Straight to the point! You admire the gall.

But then, down the forty-five minute mark a profile popped up that made you still by your phone, your smile dying as your eyes bulged. Dear God. Lord in heaven. Who is this demonspiit lookalike and why is he so fucking hot? The neck tats, the skateboard, the clothes- holy shit, you gotta close your mouth before some drool dribbles out.

No bio, just his name, Tyler, and that he’s 23.

“He boutta be 23 in me.” You mutter, swiping right with lightning speed.

WHAT DID SHE SAYYYYY?????????

tyler is y/ns karma for relentlessly mocking that one guy that had a whole ass list on what his “female” partner should be

^he deserved it and also tyler seems like a typical fuckboi y/n grow a braincell

look at mom 🥺 her eyes are sparkling

It wasn’t a match right away. You somehow expected as much, but it still upset you. Simp behavior, pathetic. The stream continued bravely, and when Tyler messaged you a simple “yo” you totally didn’t sequel. You didn’t manage to text him back on stream: texting all those guys that you didn’t really find all that attractive was easy, but this...You’re a sucker for a man who radiates red flag energy. His whole profile is a red flag. He might just be a red flag himself.

What can you do? Suddenly becoming color blind is not easy. Once the stream ends, you unmatch with everyone expect Tyler. He you chat with for a bit, but a sudden craving for different company makes you abandon him, too. You don’t feel too heartbroken for him- you’re certain there’s already too many girls in his dms. You wish them luck.

Happily, you delete Tinder. You go to Twitter, notice you’re trending again- look at you go! Queen shit- and as you compose a thank you tweet, something strange happens. You go to text Corpse, but when you click on his profile you grow cold.

YOU’RE BLOCKED. You can’t follow or see @/Corpse_Husband ‘s Tweets.

...Pardon? You hop onto Instragram and-also blocked. Seriously? And you thought you’re one petty bitch. Corpse is seriously prissy about everything. Damn, if he didn’t like your stream, he could’ve just said so. Didn’t need to, like, block you from his internet existence. So not cool.

You try texting him but no text go through. Well how will you let him know you deleted Tinder just like he asked? You relieve your frustrations by punching your pillow a few times. Later, you apologize to her, you didn’t mean to hurt her, it’s not her, it’s you. Fuck, 5 minutes of exile and you’re already loosing your mind.

“Raeeeeeeeeeeee!” You whine loudly. It’s roughly 2am now, but you don’t care. You’re too heartbroken to care. There’s a thump from her room, but nothing else, “Raeeeeeeeee!!!” You wail, wallowing in self-pity on your bed. You hear a very loud, very annoyed sigh from her room, followed by angry marching. Your door is abruptly thrown open, and in the dim, colorful light you see her scowl.

“What?” She grits.

“Can you please tell Corpse to unblock me from everything?”

“What did you do now?”

“I made fun of men on Tinder.”

She pauses, “...That doesn’t sound so bad.” She surmises, voice laced with suspicion, “What else?”

“...There was one really hot guy that I kinda sorta talked to after--”

“Y/n.”

“-But I totally deleted Tinder and honestly he was pretty boring, so, like, uhm, please?”

She sighs, the servery of which implies she is holding the weight of the world on her shoulders, and instantly you know that you won. She taps away at her phone, “You owe me one.” She states, and before you can reply, she exits your room and slams the door behind her.

Grinning, you text his phone again. The message goes through, oh gosh, you’re so relieved you feel like crying. This has been, officially, the worst five minutes of your life.

You Y DID U BLOCK ME LOSER!!! MAJOR LOSER ALERT!! I DELETED EVERYTHING IT WAS A JOKE r u still mad at me? y u always mad at me i never do anything:(

my husband You’re my baby, how do you think I’ll react when I see you publicly simping for some asshole on Tinder?

Oh no, he used the words, he delivered the killing blow. You’re finished. Your heart can’t take such a workout.

Not that you would ever admit it to him, though!

You hehe ur jellyyyy u always dis jealous hehe?

my husband Not jealous.

Yeah, you might not be the brightest tool in the shed, but even you know that’s a lie. You send him an array of kissy emojis that he doesn’t have the decency to reply to. Then, completely unprompted and dead serious, you send him a simple voice memo, saying: “You really have nothing to worry about, you know? You’re my favorite, Corpsie.”

He responds via text, reiterating that he’s not fucking jealous and that he just doesn’t like when you show such outward interest in anyone but it’s not like he cares or anything. It’s just really, like, weeeeird to see his baby simping for another man like that totally ruins the whole dynamic!!! It was only natural that he should block you on every social media platform, including his personal number (which, like, was completely necessary! Doesn’t matter that his viewers can’t see it, it’s gotta be super believable!), and inform his followers of that, because it’s all a joke, like, for the dynamic, that Youtube grind, you know? Ya dig? No personal feelings were involved at all. He totally wasn’t upset that you found someone else cute, no way!

my husband I’m not jealous. Lol.

You ik u repeated tht like 50 times u trynna convince me or??? lmao

my husband No comment. ...You don’t actually talk to anyone else like we’re talking, right?

You no one else calls me their baby if thts wat ur wondering at least not to my knowledge lol im all urs

my husband That makes me very happy to hear:)

Yeah, it makes you very happy, too.

hope you liked it!! xx

#corpse husband #corpse husband x reader #corpse #corpse x reader #corpse husband x y/n #corpse x y/n #myso #make you say oh #imagine #imagines

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jeontaeil-archived · 3 years

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note: i've excluded maknae line because i'm not sure if everyone's comfortable with that or not.

one night stand with txt //

pairing: hyung line x reader.

genre: smut.

words: 1.4k+.

warnings: 18+ content.

tagging: @hoehousenet, @chwe-yeeun, @hoe2z, @jayvoir, @lqsience, @giveortake.

yeonjun

something that happens more regularly than he'd like to admit. 9/10 times he's completely wasted. he'll be drinking or dancing or chatting with some friends when he locks eyes with you. he'll keep making eye contact with you throughout the night until you finally approach him. yeah that's right, he won't come to you. this way he's assured that you're actually into him and that he's not forcing himself on you or doing something you don't want to do. the conversation starts with some flirting. yeonjun is in no way subtle about his intentions. of course he'll ask you generic things like your name and relationship status (he never signed up to be a homewrecker). he'll be very straightforward with his advances. placing his hand over yours or staring at your lips a second too long. he enjoys seeing the effect he has on you. it gives him a good idea of how the sex is going to be. he'll ask you if you wanna dance, (if you're not already on the dance floor that is). doesn't matter what your answer is cause he'll drag you away, place his hands on your hips and start moving to the beat. it gets sensual really fast. no decency whatsoever. you're practically dry humping him amongst the crowd. once it gets too much to handle, he'll whisper in your ear, asking if you wanna come home with him. after the way he's paid attention to you tonight there's really no reason for you to say no, so you give him your hand and let him take you away. as soon as you're through his door, he's got his lips on yours. his hands will be everywhere, frantic to get your clothes off. slow and steady does not win the race here. his only agenda is to fuck till you both are satisfied. if you're already wet enough he'll skip the foreplay. if you willingly drop to your knees however then he wouldn't mind a good suck. he fucks you nice and hard, no doubt that he'll have you screaming. his stroke game is just that good. maybe he'll go for two rounds, maybe he'll only go for one, it just depends on how much energy he has. oh and he always makes sure you cum. isn't too big on aftercare because 1) he's shit-faced and 2) he's probably already asleep. waking up the next morning he'll most likely still be asleep next to you. he won't mind you using his stuff to tidy up. and if he does end up waking up before you leave, then he'll let you know he had a good time. he wouldn't want you to stay for too long though. the sooner you leave the better.

soobin

he doesn’t go to the club with the intention of getting laid like ever. someone usually sets their sights on him and decides that they want to bone him. so yeah, he’s always the prey. he’ll just be minding his business when a random woman with an agenda - such as yourself - approaches him. he won’t resist your advances. in fact, he’ll actually engage in them. if he seemed like an easy target, you now know that he’s not. he doesn’t give in that easily. plays along and acts like he doesn’t know what you’re implying. but not so much that he comes off clueless. he knows what you’re up to, he just won’t initiate anything between you both. you’re the one who started it so you’re the one who should pull through. if you do manage to get your point across then he’d want to go to your place instead of his. you must have some type of alcohol at home to get drunk off of, otherwise he’s going back to the club. anyways fast forward to the scene at your house. you both will get talk and drink and talk and drink and the sexual tension will be through the roof. still, he won’t initiate anything simply because you’re the one who brought him here. if anything happens, its all on your accord. you’ve gotta excite him, make him wanna rip all the clothes off your body. if you’re a bore then he’s going back, no questions asked. maybe you instigate a game. like ‘too hot’ or something. he likes that. now you have permission to fuck him. obviously if you play a game like too hot, you’re gonna end up kissing him and that’s gonna lead to him on your bed with you on top of him. bitch is gonna fuck with your mind okay? he’s gonna let you think you’re in charge. all until you’ve popped open the last button of his shirt. and after that, he’s gonna flip you over, be a fucking tease, and give you the best night of your life (though you won’t really be able to tell cause of how drunk you are). the sex that proceeds will indeed be very good. he’ll give and give and give. definitely goes for two rounds minimum. lots of dirty talk for sure. nice and hard, just the way you wanted it to be. he won’t fall asleep right after though. you both might even have a small conversation as you sober up before going to bed. the next morning, you’ll most likely wake up before him. when he wakes up he’ll be quick to get dressed again. if you want him to stay for coffee then he won’t pass up on the offer. (he’s hungover and desperate okay boo). he might even continue your conversation from the previous night. one night stand soobin isn’t afraid to make friends. so, you might even end up getting his instagram or something. definitely stays in touch if he enjoyed the sex.

beomgyu

he never came to the club with the intention of getting laid but if he spots someone who peaks his interest, he wouldn’t mind taking them home with him. you’re most likely drinking with your friends, maybe you’ve got a boyfriend? but he doesn’t know that and if its true, he surely doesn’t care. he’ll approach you and he’s very confident that you won’t resist him. maybe he seems like a jerk at first glance, but trust me, he’s a gentleman. asks if he can talk to you. if you say no, he’ll get a little desperate, but still try his best to persuade. if you play hard to get he’ll just work harder because he now knows; you’re a tease. you figure you should give the handsome stranger a chance and so, you finally engage in a conversation with him. let’s be honest, the topic he choses is very random, definitely something he came up with last minute. but it assures you that he’s not an asshole who’s gonna force himself on you. it gives you a different idea of him. he’s fun and goofy but most importantly, he’s hot. somewhere along the way beomgyu will realise that the conversation isn’t going where he’d intended and so, he’ll change the topic, ask you if you wanna do shots or something like that. you’re into him so you don’t refuse the offer. as you both get increasingly drunk, beomgyu will start getting bolder with his advances. get stand closer to you, maybe even drape his arm around your waist, holding you close. he might kiss your shoulder, or your neck, just something to steal your breath and hopefully, turn you on. he’ll know when he’s had an effect on you. and that’s when he’ll kiss you. deadass just goes for it. doesn’t care if you don’t kiss him back. the kiss is what gets his point across. he’s ready to dick you down. maybe you’ll pull him into the bathroom, or it could be your car if you’re too impatient to wait till you get home. you both are drunk and horny so you’re bound to go at it multiple times at multiple locations. all i know is that the sex is going to be very rushed and very needy. he’s literally racing to make you cum. not that you’re complaining or anything. he’s good at what he does. the morning after, he somehow ends up in your bed, most definitely clung to you as if you’re a teddy bear. when he wakes up, he’ll still be flirting with you. boy is just shameless and he’s a total tease. get him out of your house otherwise he’s gonna drive you crazy.

#yeonjun smut #soobin smut #beomgyu smut #txt smut #tomorrow x together smut #txt imagines #txt scenarios #kpop smut #hoehousenet #queue didn't work last time #hopefully it does now

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turn-off-the-sun-goatman · 3 years

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Main 6 + Morga When They Walk in on MC Crying

Asra

He would most likely freak out at first

Immediately runs to you and asks what’s wrong. If you don’t want to talk about it, he’ll just hug you and try to calm you down.

“Everything’s going to be alright, okay? I’m here. I’m not going to leave you alone.”

If you don’t want to be held, he understands and sits in front of you without leaving your side. However, if you tell him to leave, he will ask if that is what you really want. If the answer is “yes,” he’ll get up and leave, but will stay outside the door as a precaution.

Faust will try to lighten your mood by squeezing your hand and saying some silly things.

When you’re ready to talk about what hurt you, Asra will listen carefully and try to find a solution, if there is one. If someone hurt you, that’s a different case. He would be angry. Most likely he will confront them or cast a bad luck spell on them. If it was your own mental problems, he would spend hours trying to compliment you.

He understands that sometimes it’s best to just let your emotions out, so he tells you it’s okay to cry.

However, if you were crying over something stupid, like you dropped a slice of bread, he would laugh. You scared him and he’s just happy that everything is okay. And it was funny.

Makes you some tea afterwards. Even feeds you some chocolate if you want to.

Nadia

“Darling, are you in… Oh.”

Nadia is utterly confused and surprised. That was the last thing she expected when she started looking for you.

If you were lying on the bedroom floor crying, she’ll make you sit on the bed so you’ll be more comfortable. She doesn’t mind if you don’t want to tell her what’s wrong right away. Nadia sits down next to you and calmly waits for you to stop crying. If you want a hug, she will gladly hold your trembling form.

She whispers sweet nothings in your ear to help you calm down.

“It’s okay, darling. Cry it out.”

When you’re ready to talk, she gives you her full attention. She doesn’t mind if you take big pauses between sentences. You’ve probably never seen her so focused before. If you tell her someone hurt you, she’ll ask if you want to put that person behind bars. Whatever the answer is, the person will get punishment for their actions. If it’s stress or something else, she’ll try to find a solution to your problem.

She doesn’t mind if you want to stay in bed all day. She understands that and lets you rest. However, she tries to stay with you as long as possible.

Get’s you anything you need. Food? New clothes? A new pet, perhaps? She’ll get you one. If it makes you happy, she’s cool with it.

If you want to stay with her, even if she has a meeting, she’ll gladly let you come. Will tell the courtiers/royalties that you are welcome here and if they mind you, the door is over there.

When the two of you are alone again, she will kiss you and tell you that she will do everything she can to make sure you are not sad again.

Julian

Uh oh

His first thought is that he fucked up and now you’re crying because of him. Pushing those thoughts aside, he runs to your side and asks what’s wrong and if he caused it.

When you don’t answer him for minutes, he gets worried, but he respects your boundaries, so he tries to hug you and let you cry on his shoulders. If you want him to leave, he leaves, but probably stops at your door. He tries to remember everything you did that day that could have made you so upset.

Most likely, he is overthinking the whole situation.

When you are willing to talk to him, he will sit down like a little kid and listen to you. If someone hurt you, he will ask for their name to confront the person and probably get beat up by them. If it’s something else, he’ll immediately ask if you need medical help. Even if you say no, he will remember to ask again if this happens more than once.

If you need a hug, he will happily cuddle with you on the couch/bed. His first priority right now is the person he loves the most, which is you. That’s why he wants to stay with you all day.

He gets you food and water and peacefully waits for you to finish your meal.

He uses his comedic acting skills to make you laugh. Julian even puts on a little show for you. He plays every single character, of course. When Julian plays a female character, he tries to make his voice a little higher and tucks his hair behind his ears. If that doesn’t make you laugh, he’s lost.

“Do you, uh…. wanna go to Mazelinka’s house for some soup?”

Julian is genuinely trying to make you happy, even if he has to make a fool of himself. He’ll do it for you.

Portia

“OH MY GOD! MC, what happened?! Are you okay?!”

Portia runs to you and immediately hugs you. She tries to calm you down by rubbing your back and whispering to you that everything will be okay. She lets you cry on her shoulders and waits patiently for you to open up about it.

If you want her to leave, she looks at you with puppy eyes, but eventually gives you some time alone.

She immediately runs to the kitchen to get you some sweets and water. Even gets some warm blankets so you can cuddle them. When Portia gets back to your room, she quietly opens the door and slides in the things she got for you. Then she immediately closes it again and waits for you outside.

When you don’t answer for minutes, she runs to Nadia and explains the situation, asking if she could be free today to be with you. She is understanding of the situation and lets Portia be with you. Once she hears the answer, she runs back to you.

Pepi somehow got in and rubbed her head against your leg to cheer you up. She won’t leave you alone until you stop crying.

When you are ready to talk about what happened, Portia will sit down on the bed with you. She is very worried, but tries to smile for you. If you tell her that someone hurt you, she is ready to slam that person to the floor. Portia really wants to do something, but if she can’t confront said person, she will try to talk to Nadia about it. If it’s something else, she’ll try to get whatever you need right now.

She may even take you to the kitchen to bake something with her. She tries to make it fun by throwing a little flour at you.

Helps you brush your hair (if you have any) and compliments you on how nice it is.

Prepares a bath for you and if you want her to join in, she’ll gladly do it.

Muriel

This man deadass froze at the sight of your tears.

He was so surprised that he forgot he had just walked in on you.

Slowly he approaches you and tries to hug you very gently. Muriel doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you, especially when you’re crying. He quietly asks you what’s wrong and tries to rub your back to reassure you.

If you want him to leave, he’s a little taken aback, but nods and walks out to give you some space. While you’re in there, he picks you some flowers. He only picks the prettiest ones because he thinks they’re the only ones that fit you.

When he comes back and sees Inanna whimpering at the door, he gives her the flowers and lets her in. She walks right up to you and drops the flowers in your lap. She then puts her head in your hand and lets out a small whimper.

As soon as you are ready to talk about it, Inanna runs to the door and scracthes it, signaling to Muriel to enter. He slowly sits down next to you, takes your hands in his, and asks what happened. If it turns out that someone hurt you, he’s really angry and promises that he won’t leave you alone from now on. May or may not ask Asra to curse the person. If it’s something else, he feels really bad and tries to help you get through it.

When you’ve completely calmed down, he takes you to his favorite place in the forest. He shows you all the plants and animals that live there and tries to explain why they are important.

If you want to watch the sunset, he takes you to the best spot he knows. Sits you down and waits for the sun to set. You may look at the sun, but he will look at you and tell you that you are beautiful while he blushes.

When you are both done, he grabs your hand and walks back to his hut.

He will cuddle with you once you are in the hut.

(Something that probably happened and made you cry: “Muriel… I accidentally stepped on Inanna’s tail and now she doesn’t want to come near me…”)

Lucio

Worried face™

“Why are you crying? What happened?!”

Lucio is so damn scared.

At first he doesn’t quite know what to do, but when he finally realizes he should reassure you, he walks up to you and hugs you. Lucio places gentle kisses on every inch of your skin or where you allow him to. He uses his baby voice (the one everyone uses on animals and babies) and tries to tell you that everything is okay.

If you want him to leave, he huffs a little but walks out of the room. Once he’s out, he immediately runs to find Mercedes and Melchior so they can be with you if he can’t.

The servants only see a panicked Lucio running towards the garden and then back to your room with two dogs following him.

He lets the dogs in, hoping they can calm you down a bit. When he’s alone again, Lucio goes all over the palace ordering each servant to get you your favorite foods, sweets, drinks, clothes, anything he can think of at the moment.

Lucio comes back to your room and waits rather impatiently for you to open the door. He doesn’t want you to feel uncomfortable, but he’s just anxious.

When you are ready to let him in, he literally bursts in and runs to you. He sits down in front of you with wide eyes and gives you his full attention. If you tell him that someone dared to hurt you, he already runs to them with his sword drawn out. It takes a while to explain to him that he can’t do that. He’ll still throw them in the dungeon and you can’t stop him. If the reason you cried is something else, he’ll let you rant about it and make little notes in his head to make your life easier.

Takes you to the garden when you finally calm down. Goes to a tree and tries to fight it for you. Just so you can laugh, he loses to it and dramatically falls to the ground screaming that it hurts so much and he dies.

After you smile, he sits down next to you and tells you his wonderful stories while cuddling with the dogs.

Morga

She just stands there looking down at you for a minute. You probably didn’t hear her come in.

At first Morga doesn’t know what to do, because all she had to deal with was a couple of people crying, which probably wasn’t her husband. Morga sighs softly and kneels down to you.

mother senses intensifies

She tries to say something, but decides it’s better if she doesn’t. She places a hand on your shoulder and begins to rub it. As you snuggle closer to her, she puts the spear away and hugs you. She won’t say anything until you are ready to talk. If you ask her to leave, she nods, gets up, and goes hunting.

Morga may not show it, but she is genuinely concerned for you. You’re living with her in the middle of the snowy forest, so you have to be physically and mentally strong.

“Probably something really bad happened and that’s why they’re crying.” she mutters.

She couldn’t bear to look at her son while he was crying, so it was hard for her to act tough while you weren’t doing well.

In the end, she thinks about everything that could have happened and tries to find a solution before you’ve told her anything.

Jaeger waits for you on a tree next to your door so he can tell Morga if you’re ready to talk.

When Jaeger signals her, Morga comes right back and goes inside. She kneels down, looks deep into your eyes, and asks what’s wrong. She can see that something really hurt you, so she sits down, takes off her cape and puts it around you.

If you tell her someone hurt you (even though you thought the two of you lived here alone), Morga clenches her jaw. The look in her eyes tells everything. She doesn’t run off like Lucio, but she’s definitely going to try and hunt the person down. If you’re struggling with something else, she nods acknowledgingly and tries to find a solution for you.

You can relax for the rest of the day, though she’ll probably want to get her chores done. If you really want her to stay with you, she’ll eventually give in and take you to your bed to lay down with you.

Achievement Unlocked: Soft Morga

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aetheternity · 3 years

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Sight, smell, touch, taste, sound and which one I believe would draw the Aot girls to you. Kinda Modern Au 🤷‍♀️ idk you be the judge.

(Pov: none of you asked for this but I got bored and decided to give it to you anyway.)

Mikasa

~Touch

The first time you touched her it was to pat her shoulder and tell her, "good luck" on a mission and she's been riding that high til the day she finally had you.

She was already so infatuated by you to the point that every bit of your touch became a daily necessity.

Locking you into her tight hugs late at night.

Pulling your lips back into hers whenever you try to escape.

She'll give you tiny kisses spread all over your face as soon as you wake up. And she's a huge fan of eskimo kisses. You might even trigger a little giggle from her when you initiate them.

She wants to rest her head on your chest and fall asleep to your heartbeat.

She's got your fingers perfectly knotted with hers in every situation.

Tangles your legs when the two of you are resting on the couch.

"I have to get up sometime Mikasa." Not today you don't.

Her favorite spot to scratch is your lower back. She softly circles her nails over that bit of skin after hiking your shirt up.

Please let her spend the day with you in her lap it's the perfect amount of intimate for her.

Annie

~Touch/Sound

One day you came to her with concern filling your eyes and hugged her even though you never had before. You simply told her, "I feel like something's wrong but I won't pry. Just know I'll be waiting for you to come back to me." So softly in her ear and despite her push back at first her feelings for you grew stronger everyday.

She grew to adore the smallest things about you.

The sounds of your low morning yawns before you kiss her face.

The warmth of your knee resting between her thighs

Loves when you whine her name. It sends heat flowing through her entire body. "What do you want?" (She'll pretend she hates it tho.)

Whenever you two are alone she has her head firmly placed on your chest, falling asleep to your heartbeat. Just like Mikasa (No you do not have to pee lay back down)

Loves when you card your fingers through her untied hair. (Sometimes you make her hum when you scratch the back of her head just right.)

She's gotta have your hands when you two are cuddling. Holding you like she's scared you're not really there.

Whisper in her ear and she just might shiver for you.

Laugh when she's sarcastic and watch the pretty pink color dust over her cheeks.

Tells you she loves you under her breath and melts when you say it back after kissing her cheek or neck.

Sasha

~(Sweet angel 🥺) Touch/taste

She held your hand like she'd always done with you and asked what you'd want your last meal in the world to be. Fucking around you said, "You." And the girl practically burst into flame. Meanwhile Connie at the opposite end of the table is mocking y'all talking about some, "Get a room already!" And then you did 😏

Oh, you just had some candy? She's biting your lips and sucking on your tongue.

Oh, your shampoo/body wash smells like banana, coconut, strawberries etc? She's got her face in your neck giving you little kisses. (Sometimes she'll give you a little kitten lick but it's fine cause you love it 😃).

She likes mutual feeding (ik that sounds weird idk how else to put it.) Like if you guys are eating popcorn together while watching a movie, she likes when you place the popcorn in her mouth and she does the same for you.

Licks the butter off your fingers when the popcorns gone.

When you stretch your arms next to her and then proceed to wrap them around her neck or waist she's in heaven.

Adores the feeling of your fingers splayed over her stomach right after she finished eating and the way you tease her by stroking her inner thigh.

Randomly jumps in the shower with you so that she can run her hands up and down every inch of your skin.

Sometimes she wakes you with a bunch of forehead kisses.

"Five more minutes please.." You beg

If you wake up before her though she'd love to be wrapped in your arms as she eats breakfast.

Hitch

~Sight (y'all already know my baby's a lil shallow)

It was like a movie scene. She saw you across the room during a small party for the anniversary of the military police first debut and she just had to have you. And bug you.. she stayed by your side as often as possible after that.

She'll laugh so that her compliments on your body sound less genuine but she means it every time.

And when you're not looking she's got her lip between her teeth, eyes working up and down your body.

"I wanna see you in this honestly." She'll say late at night handing you a picture and covering her face as you look at it.

"Reminds me of your pink dress?"

"Yeah! Yes.. that's the point we'll match."

Doesn't matter how long you've been dating. She'll always build a little tension before every kiss by looking directly at your lips then back into your eyes with a little smirk.

Whistles when you wear an outfit she recommended.

She never straight up says it but her favorite part of your body is the part you like the least.

Backwards ass compliments.

"You know orange isn't normally your color but today you made it work." And "You seem really confident despite wearing those pants."

Don't worry it's how she shows affection.

Makes you blush as often as possible because she just can't get enough of how gorgeous you are when you do.

Pieck

~Sight/taste

From the second she saw you she knew she had to get you out of your little bubble. You'd both done the warrior training as kids and you always kept to yourself. She thought a person like you looked like you had a lot of secrets. And she was gonna learn as many as possible. The older you guys got the more attractive you became to each other and you kinda fell back into the nervousness she thought she'd driven out of you. Eventually she got you to accidentally blurt a confession. Next thing you knew her tongue was pulling all conscious thought out of you.

Idk Pieck gives me the vibes that she'd always be looking for a way to stick her tongue down your throat?? (Just me?? Alright..)

She'll twirl you around with a hand around your waist. Unabashedly checking you out.

Loves long sweet kisses while she rests between your legs.

Will never stop smiling at you when you exit the shower in only a towel.

Brushes her lips over your stomach to wake you.

She's so enamored by the twinkle in your eye when you talk with the younger generation of warriors.

Playfully suggests you just walk around the house completely naked so she can really appreciate your body.

Her heart one hundred percent drops when she sees you sad for even a second.

Let her kiss you wherever she wants! It's a lot easier than arguing with her!

And she will try in some weird places. (She gives me body worshipper vibes.)

Yelena

~Sound

She heard about you due to rumors about your incredible fighting style. But what made her seek you out was the knowledge that you were next in line to become a titan shifter. It was hard to tell if her affection was due to interest in you as a person or your incredible fighting style but one day she asked you to live with her in the new world. Of course you said yes.

She loves the sound of you singing. (If you can sing) Sometimes she actively seeks you out and asks for you to sing to her.

Your war cries make her back arch (shh I didn't say that).

The second you guys started dating she developed a sixth sense of some sort where she just shows up if you're crying or if your day has been going terrible.

She just adores the sound of your voice and she can't get enough of it.

I could see her dragging you off some place where the two of you can just talk.

Within less than a week of dating you she's already got ways to get any noise she wants out of you.

Graze their neck with the tip of your nose for giggles and kiss the tips of their ears for I love you's.

That sort of thing.

Whenever you make a noise she hasn't heard before she's dying to force you to make it again.

Idk what it's called but I feel like Yelena has that thing where noises are attributed to colors in her brain. And at some point she explains all the colors she sees whenever you make certain noises.

Hange

~Sight/touch

Moblit had to take a.. short vacation after one of Hange's lab disasters nearly crippled him.. so Erwin had asked you to fill in and you said yes. It was only for a couple weeks and during that time Hange stuck to you like glue. Throwing an arm over your shoulder, stealing little glances and laughing loudly when you'd catch her. It felt like normal Hange stuff. But on the last night before Moblit's return, Hange was weirdly not.. Hange.. being quiet, filling in data and barely making eye contact. You asked if you'd done something wrong but Hange barely said anything back. Before you left she was nose deep in paperwork. You said your goodbyes and you were about to leave when Hange asked if you'd be willing to go on a date. When you looked back she hadn't even looked up but you smiled and nodded with a little yes and the rest was history.

It's a no brainer that you spent all your free time in Hange's lab to be Hange's other support system other than Moblit.

And when Moblit died, Hange's entire support system.

Her touch lingering on your lower back as you lean over to check her notes.

Completely enamored with the glint in your eye whenever the two of you come up with a sort of breakthrough.

Deadass pulls you into her lap at the most random times.

Oh hey the meeting finally finished? Yanks your frame right into her lap and laughs at the eye rolling of fellow colleagues.

Hange will say sorry but that blush on your face was so worth it and she's so glad she did it.

Rubs your back as you sleep on the work piled on your side of the desk.

Probably accidentally wakes you up a couple minutes after you fell asleep though.

Hange once sat you on her lap after a meeting right before Erwin tried to hand her some papers over the table. Without thinking she stood up to grab them and your face slammed into the table while her hips were pressed against your ass. Immediately getting everyone's attention. Safe to say you no longer sit next to Hange at meetings. (I had to add this even though it's a little off topic and random.)

Historia

~Smell (First one here.)

She had to share a room with you until she became queen. And almost every night she'd have some kind of nightmare about Ymir. You didn't mean to make a move but one night she crawled into your bed like she always had and you wrapped your arms around her shivering form like you always did. She had her nose trapped in your nape and you pressed a kiss to her forehead hoping it would stop her harsh breathing. And it did. She froze, the world froze, everything froze. You had leaned back to apologize for overstepping her boundaries and she kissed you back.

She'd gotten so comfortable with your scent that not only did it constantly lull her to sleep but always gave her a sense of security.

You're her security blanket. I don't make the rules.

Speaking of blankets. You gave her yours when she moved into the castle.

Whenever she gets even an hour alone she's trying to get you in the castle so she can sit in your lap and bury her nose in your nape like she always has.

She also steals your shirts and hoodies as often as possible until they smell like her then you have to take them back and cover them with your stink again.

Spending early mornings in the castle after washing your hair and her telling you over and over that she missed your smell.

It's legit like having a long distance relationship while being in the same place.

And she doesn't let you go until the last second before you both have to go back to work.

If you guys have time and you shop together she'll keep the candles that you believed smelled the best in her room.

All in all give Historia your shirts to wear cause she loves them/they look great on her.

Ymir

~Sight/touch

You're probably either super sweet like Krista or really sarcastic like her and that's what draws her to look more in depth into you. When she finally gets a chance to actually look at you fully without the odm gear she finds herself fixated, tracing your figure with her eyes. You guys finally become friends, who mutually enjoy bullying Reiner. But she finds that she hates it. Thinks you're teasing her every time you brush her fingertips without actually holding her dammed hand. One day she just reaches out and grabs you properly and doesn't let go. Yeah, you're dating now.

What can I say except, she likes running a finger over the lines on your palm.

She's always grabbing you out of nowhere but you don't mind. You just let her hold you.

"You look extra beautiful today, bet you'll look even better when I put a ring on your finger."

Puts her hands under your shirt with no fucking shame.

Stares at you and yells at the first person that mocks her. Reiner/Connie

Can and will find a way to smack your ass the second she gets you alone.

Trails little butterfly kisses over your shoulders when you're trying to get dressed in the morning.

Literally everything you do is weirdly skillful to her.

Like you're peeling a potato and she's like, "You're so amazing at that.."

Let her lean on you for absolutely no reason she loves it. 🤷‍♀️

(I realized after writing this that Annie and Armin have the same one even tho I don't ship them at all 😕)

#aot x reader #attack on titan #shingeki no kyoujin x reader #snk x reader #aot imagines #mikasa x reader #annie leonhardt x reader #sasha x reader #hitch x reader #hange x reader #pieck x reader #yelena x reader #historia x reader #ymir x reader #cal writes

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vannybarber · 3 years

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Put Some Respect On My Name!

Summary: As a wife and a mother to the kids of this asshole, respect is the one thing you better be recieving from him...after some good 🍆 of course. That's number one right there.😏

Ransom Drysdale x Black Reader

BIG ASS PLOT

Words: 5.3k

Warnings: Pregnant¡Reader, swearing, insults, angst, mentions of cheating, SMUT, breeding kink, spanking, oral (female receiving), praise kink, unprotected sex, mentions of religion, threats of violence (nothing extreme).

So here your are. Sitting on you and Ransom's shared California King bed looking at his friend, Derek's Instagram story, disappointed and angry. But mostly angry. Some nasty ass trick is sitting on your baby daddy's lap. Her loppy floppy tits out with a drink in hand and him drinking a Moscato, the one beverage he loved to order everytime he went out.

Last year for New Year's, you had to stop him from ordering more or else you were going to be cleaning him up after puking everywhere at midnight instead of getting a kiss to start off another year.

Your two year old daughter was in her playroom across the hall making a mess with her toys. Usually you'd be down there playing with her but your swollen stomach done prohibited you from doing a lot of things now. But it most definitely ain't stop you from getting what you want from Ransom every day and night. Nothing could ever stop you guys from getting yo freak on. Nothing.

Hugh Ransom Drysdale is most definitely an asshole and you're not gonna sit here and lie, acting like he completely changed when you guys came together. That boy still has his moments, but of course, it would be a chilly ass day in hell before you sit there and take his bullshit. He been learned that.

At this point ,you were thinking of ways to get on his ass about it when he comes home. Should you get the bat and wait at the door on some Beyonce shit ? Or put some bleach in his Fruit Loops like Cardi the next day ? Those sounded a lot better than what you decided to do. You were gonna wait till he got back home and calmly confront him on it, regardless of what your hormones wanted. 6 months pregnant and anger do not go together. You're WAAAAY more vulnerable and bound to do anything now. So you just watch your daughter brush her baby doll, hitting her on the head cause she won't sit still, rubbing your bump and wait for him to come home.

You hear shuffling downstairs and keys hitting the bowl by the front door. His big head home now and you're beyond ready.

You check the time and it's 2:46 am. You been put your child to sleep hours ago. You were just watching Wild N' Out to pass the time, thinking of how you were gonna start off without making yourself even more mad. The baby nor you need any of that. You were internally praying he was gonna get his ass over here soon cause your ass knocked out for a little bit. You were sleepy as hell right now.

Hearing those expensive ass Chelsea boots hit the sleek stairs and up to the second floor, you woke the fuck up real quick. You stay quiet and watch him walk in your daughters room and check on her. You can see with the nightlight him smile and rub her brown cheek with the back of his forefinger, whispering inaudible words to her. Fuck him and his adorable ass.

He bends back up straight and walks out her room closing the door a little and make his way across the hall to your room. He sees you and your pregnant state in your white tube top and grey booty shorts. Simple yet the baddest bitch he's ever laid eyes on and ever will. He smiles while locking eyes with you and all you do is narrow yours back at him getting upset all over again, regardless of the sweet previous moment shared with your baby girl.

He gives you a 'what the hell ?' look and comes over to give you a kiss but you jerk your head back with the stank face and a 'boy move out my face' quietly leaving your mouth. Now he's REALLY confused.

"Mama, what's wrong with you?"

You look at him like he just asked you to get on your knees and bark like a dog.

"What's wrong with me? You really asking that?" raising your voice on the second question.

Technically, he has the right to ask, being that he doesn't know what you know. He probably doesn't even know that Derek was recording him and that broad. Nor does he know that you texted Derek to keep recording him so you know nothing escalates.

Call it what you want, but you know how your man is. He's immature and irresponsible as HELL. If something had popped off that really threatened y'all's relationship, you would've been in that bar with your child on your right hip, earphones in her ear and tablet in hand, cussing him and that girl out.

"You wanna tell me how your night went?" You tilt your head asking sweetly, with a drop of sarcasm. You truly are a petty ass piece of work. And you love it.

"Just get to the point Y/N. The fuck did I do this time ?" At this point he's now visibly annoyed. But you ain't care. This situation is on his part. Y'all could've had a nice night, fucking while Big City Greens playing in the background on the T.V. eventually waking your child up cause you loud as hell, but nooooo. That ain't happening now.

You grab your phone and open back up Instagram, Marta popping up on your feed with Harlan reading a book. You like it and search up Derek's @ then click his story. You flip through countless tabs until you see the man-child standing in front of you, on the screen. You motion him over to the bed.

"Come here, asswipe."

He rolls his eyes, but moves them feets anyway. You turn your phone to him and let the video play. You watched it about a thousand times so you know exactly when it ends. After it does you pull the phone back in your lap and give him a questioning look.

Sometimes it's hard to read his expressions and this was one. It was a mix of slight guilt and double the annoyance. He backs up and stands back at the end of the bed, arms crossed.

"Really? This why you're upset?"

You swear you almost slapped him. And this time you couldn't blame the hormones because it was gonna be ALL YOU. You take a deep breath and lean your back against the cushion headboard.

"I KNOW you did not just ask me that as if I ain't supposed to be bothered by the fact that my husband got some random woman on his lap while I'm at home with his daughter and his growing child."

You deadass don't believe him right now. He really pressing you as if he don't know how you get when you're angry, especially while pregnant.

"My feet hurt. I am TIRED. I can't even move for more than 5 minutes without getting sick and having to sit down. The you come at me with this bullshit" you continue. "What the hell is wrong with you ?"

He just deadpans you. And you stare at his ass right back. You not playing right now.

"Y/N, you never get upset when I go out with my buddies and get hammered." He's flapping his arms around raising his voice at every word.

"What is the big deal now? It's fucking late and you're doing all this right now. What the hell?"

You gather the strength and get out the bed to close the bedroom door cause you about to go AWF.

Getting back on the bed fully sitting up and supporting your own weight, you tie your butterfly braids up in ponytail.

"Listen, you raggedy shitball,"

It's about to go down. You adjust yourself, ready to release the wrath.

"I don't give a damn how late it is. You know better than to go out and let some bitch get close up on you like that. Were you even thinking about me or your kids while she was on you? The fuck was going through your mind? Oh wait, I forgot. You don't fucking think. You have to actually have a damn brain."

"Raggedy shitball? Real mature, babe. Real fucking mature." He says rolling his eyes, finally getting his shoes off and putting them under the chair were his scarf and coat are draped over.

You continue with your rant.

"Ironic for you to comment on maturity, Hugh."

Yep, that's right. You said it. You called him by his ugly ass first name. Linda and Richard must've been out they damn mind naming him that shit. He whipped his head around, any sense of expression just completely wiping from his face. Perfect. Just the reaction you wanted.

"Don't call me that." He stated, pure disgust in his words. To be honest, you don't even blame him. But like stated before, you petty as hell.

"Hugh, Hugh, Hugh. Your name is fucking Hugh" you say in a sing songy voice. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

"You don't get to tell me what to do right now. And back to what I said before. Why you let that girl in your lap like that ?"

"It was completely harmless. We were just having fun. Like you said before, you aren't a jealous person. Stuff like that shouldn't even be affecting you like this." He gets on the bed beside you and your face tore back up again. He's really getting in this fucking bed beside you like nothing.

But he was right though. You aren't a jealous person. A girl can come up to him at a party and flirt right in your face, but you'd never be bothered. Cause at the end of the day, her ass is getting rejected and he's gonna be inside you later the same night. He's yours and you're his. Simple.

"Ransom, just because I'm not a jealous person doesn't mean I'm gonna keep my mouth if our relationship is threatened." This man is actually delusional.

"You never entertain other girls when I'm around and here you are with a girl on your lap and I'm not there to say or do nothing. And you know your shitty friends will just encourage it. "

At this point, you started to get really insecure. Maybe it's the hormones, maybe it's just your logic. But your mind started racing like NASCAR. What really happens when he's out and you're at home? He wouldn't put your marriage and family at risk over a bitch...right? He hasn't cheated on you, has he? These thoughts really weren't good for your right now.

But he must've read your expressions. You were zoned out and he knows you're an over thinker so he had to stop you real quick. He puts his large left hand over your thigh, rubbing it and his right around your ass, leaning his head against your arm, trying to get you to chill. It almost worked, him knowing you liked your thighs rubbed, especially in your state.

But you caught that shit right away. You moved out of his hold and turn your body completely towards him. And then you ask him.

"Have you ever cheated on me?"

He freezes, you swear for at least 2.4 milliseconds and whips his head around to look at you. You turn your head away, somewhat regretting you even asked. You know this fucker loved you and your family with everything. He even said in his vows he would give his all into you. And you believed him. But fuck that right now. You need to know.

"Are you GODDAMN serious right now?!"

Okay, you paused for two things; he used God's name in vain, which you HATED, due to you growing up religious. Even though you don't practice it very often, it still bothered you. And two, he yelled, completely disregarding the fact that your kid is across the hall sleeping.

You snap your head around, braids hitting your face with super saiyan speed and kick him in his hip.

"What the shit, Y/N?"

"First of all, you know how I feel about that fucking word. STOP USING IT. And two, your daughter is sleeping so you need to keep your damn voice down!"

He's rubbing his side with a distorted look, but you could care less. You were fed up. This imbecile wasn't showing you any respect and your weren't gonna wait for him to get it right.

"How the hell would you feel if I went out, sat on some random dude's lap and entertained him while you were at home with our kid? Matter a fact, I'll do one even better. How about while I'm PREGNANT with YOUR baby, that YOU put in me, I sit on him and letting him rub my belly?"

Ransom has a big ass breeding kink. When you told him you were pregnant he was ecstatic. The though of him knocking you up, his seed growing inside of you just gave him pure ecstacy. And don't even get started on when your bump started to form. He was fucking every chance he got. He was in a theme park and you were his favorite ride.

You know you were playing with fire, but that shit felt AMAZING. He was really feeling how you were feeling right now. Them veins were popping out his neck and his face was slightly turning red. Baby boy was LIVID.

"Y/N, cut that shit out. I'm not doing this with your ass tonight." He looked at you with these eyes you've only seen when his family pissed him off at those gatherings he dragged both of you to. Before you had your first child of course. You went to them less after your daughter's birth because he didn't want her around his shitty family. You completely understood.

"Nah, baby boy. Since you want to be so inconsiderate and a triple asshole tonight, you can lay here by yourself and bathe in it." You got your big ass out the bed after minutes of struggling. Grabbing your black Betty Boop pillow with her cute afro, your charger, phone and your Hot Cheetos out the night stand and slipped on your slides, you waddle across the room, heading into the guest bedroom.

You refuse to sleep in the same bed as him, especially since he refuses to admit he's in the wrong. If you stay in there, you're just going to get even more frustrated and you don't want to harm your baby.

"Y/N, baby. What are you doing? Come back in here" he called you from the bedroom.

You shut the door and lock it. You'll be damned if you're gonna come running back cause he aSkEd you to. You settle in the bed, plug your phone up, grab your chips and turn When They See Us on the T.V.

Ransom just lays back on the bed in defeat. He didn't even make an effort to get you back in the room because you're stubborn as a mule. But he takes this time to go over what just happened.

He truly didn't think you would make a big deal. Like you said before, you're not a jealous person, so he didn't think he'd have to worry. Boy, was he all the way wrong. And you did have a point about you entertaining another man. That had his blood boiling. He gets at most irritated when you come with him to events, like the Oakley Country Club in Watertown and you're everyone's distraction.

It was your first appearance with him there and you being a sight to see, had all eyes on you and your body. Hell, even the women were checking you out, no envy or jealousy in sight. He knew then, he was gonna keep you close. You don't remember ever leaving his side that evening. He even volunteered to go into the bathroom with you. He didn't want to take a chance with the females either.

But in all seriousness, he couldn't bear the thought of you with another man. Especially now that you're married and have two kids together. But he really couldn't believe that you'd even suggest that he had been unfaithful to you. Your reasons were plausible, yes, but he was honestly...hurt. He knows what kind of guy he is comes off as, but he'd never intentionally ruin what you guys have built. You were the only one he truly let close.

He knew what he had to do, even though he dreaded it. He had to go apologize. He hates when you're upset with him. Absolutely hates it. Plus you were looking sexy as hell tonight and he need some of that round brown ASAP, no rocky.

Ransom got up and opened the door, making his way down the hall to the guest bedroom, but not before checking his baby's room. She was still fast asleep, little snores leaving her body. Exiting her room, he knew your door would be locked but tried to open it anyway. When it didn't budge, he knocked a couple of times. But you was knocked out.

Then he remembered. Lifting his hand to the top of the door frame, he searched for the thin key that unlocked the bedroom doors. Once he felt it, he grabbed it and inserted it in the door knob. Click. He pushed the door open and looked around to see the T.V. screen on, but paused, and you lying on your side with the Cheeto bag still open like a damn fool.

He shut the door quietly and made his way around the bed. He closed the loud ass bag, which caused you to stir and reposition your legs. He set the bag on the nightstand and crawled into the bed with you. He stared at you for a moment. Looking at your full lips and your wide nose.

Your afrocentric features were always so mesmerizing to him because they were different from all the other women. They were unique and he understood why you took so much pride in them. You had the damn right, especially looking that good. You were never afraid to embrace them. No person of color should ever be afraid to. Ever.

After what felt like an hour of weird ass staring, Ransom started to shake your arm, trying to wake you. You're a heavy ass sleeper, so it took him a while. You opened your eyes, squinting trying to figure what the fuck just woke your ass up. Feeling a dip in the bed and a presence next to you, Ransom comes into sight.

Even though this man is finer than a MOTHERFUCKER, you still turned your nose up when you looked at him. Your ass was still mad and it was ridiculous. Understandable, but ridiculous as hell. You could only imagine what he wanted now. You roll your eyes.

"Listen, I know you're still pissed at me and whatever, but I just came in here to.... apologize."

He averted his gaze to the T.V. You know how difficult it is for your baby to apologize for anything because even though he clearly in the wrong, he will never ever accept it nor admit it. And damn sure never apologize.

"I realize how you felt when you saw that video", he continued. "I would be even more pissed if you were the one in someone else's lap and I couldn't kick their ass as soon as I saw it."

You chuckled a little bit because it's true. He would be angry as shit. Although, you'd never be in that position because you love and respect him too much. But you let him finish before you spoke.

"With that being said, I'm sorry for my actions. Believe it or not, I'm still getting adjusted to being a husband and a father. I'm still struggling to give up my old habits and the shit I'm so used to doing. It's not easy, baby."

You grab is strong jaw and make him face you. He hasn't made eye contact with you this entire time. You almost felt bad, but he needed to understand. Understand where you were coming from and understand how it made you feel.

"Ransom, I'm not asking you to completely change who you are. I just want to know that you're in this for good. Because you can't turn back now. We've come too damn far. And I'll be damned if you decide to give up your responsibilities. Your ass gon' be grass."

He smiled a teeny bit, because what can you say? You're a natural born comedian. You can turn any situation in to some funny ass shit. But you get back to your point.

"I want you to be able to go out and have fun, but also come back and be a husband and a father. I value my independence just as much as you, so I get it. Just remember what you have. Don't fuck it up for some pussy, alright? That's all I'm saying."

You look him in his sea blue eyes. Damn, them thangs are hypnotic as hell. But you search for something that tells you he understands. That's all you fucking want. Him to understand. But you definitely got your answer.

Just as you were about to ask him, he shoots his face towards you and attacks your mouth like a damn wild ass pig. You were thrown all the way off, but you checked back into reality and kissed him back. You guys had this amazing ass way of getting in sync when you kissed. No matter who initiates it, you flow amazingly.

After a few mintues of saliva attack, you pull away tryna breathe cause he was about to take all your fucking oxygen. He laughs at the look on your face. You end up cracking up too. You can't help it. And he knows it.

"I completely understand, mama. I've definitely taken this into consideration. I learned my lesson." He smiles down at you. Internally you're proud as fuck because it's like you raised a bad ass kid into a well behaved one. The power your ass holds is amazing.

Then you look at the door trying to figure out how the hell he got in the room. "The key." You nod in realization. He rubs your thigh again, and this time, you don't stop him. Instead he stops himself. You look at him confused as fuck.

"But I'm gonna let you sleep in here, since you seem to be so cozy." He was messing with you. Fuck him. He gets up off the bed and head towards the door, but not before looking back to catch your reaction. You had a 'get your ass back over here' look on your face. But he just smirked. That signature smirk.

"What's wrong, sweetheart?" He really out here testing you right now. The balls on this motherfucker...

"Ransom, get your ass over here and give me what I want." You look down at his crotch, imagining him without his wool Reiss pants. He follows your eyes, still holding that smirk, but not forgetting to widen it. You lusting after his fLeSh turned him on bad. And it felt so good.

You already know you're to hard to resist. Everyone loves chocolate. Even Ransom's lactose intolerant ass.

You start to rub your belly, purposely drawing his attention, really making him turned on for you. You can feel that that tropical rain storm in your Fenty underwear.

And that boy was ready to start swimming. He expediTiously got back on the bed and in between your legs. You give him that look and that's all he needed. Connecting your lips to his and moving them in perfect sync like always, he starts rubbing up and down the side of your full belly.

"So fucking perfect and all of it's for me."

You pause.

"And who said all of this was for you, Mr. Drysdale?"

Not amused by your comment, he slaps your ass louder than a bitch and you shut your ass up real quick. Not before letting out a little giggle though.

He lifts your heavy ass and pulls the tube top over your head, letting your swole breasteses fall into position. Your areolas widened since having your daughter and Ransom LIVED for it. You were definitely enjoying them massages and those lips treatments he gave you when they were sore, just like now.

He starts kneading the left breast and continues to make out with your face like an animal. His left arm is holding your ass up. He eventually lays you back down, knowing damn well his ass is tired of holding you. You ain't blaming him either.

He hooks his lips on the nipple of the same breast, twirling his deadly tongue all around it. You moan with your head thrown back cause it feels good as hell. He lets go and replaces his mouth with his hands and twirls the nipple with his mouth on the other.

All you could do was mumble cuss words and grab his hair. He was really fucking you up and the real fucking didn't even start yet.

Trailing kisses all the way down your beautiful bump, down all the stretch marks till he reaches your shorts. He wasted no time getting them off and disposing them on the clean floor. Whatever he throw on the floor HE'S picking that shit up, not you. You'll make sure of that.

He looks directly at your covered pussy with excitement in his eyes. More excited than you were, if that's even possible. He takes his thick index finger and rubs you through your panties, completely soaking them. You just watch him, lust dialating your pupils.

He yanks them off, almost taking you off the damn bed at the same time, so you had to re-adjust yourself. He spreads your legs on their sides of his wide shoulders and licks from your core to the hood that covered your clit. You jerked a little cause you were in your second trimester, the horny trimester. You were 🌃 sensitive 🌃.

Then his annoying ass starts lapping in circles in super saiyan speed. You cry out and grab your left breast, squeezing and rubbing it. He stretches his left hand out and takes the right one, doing the same thing. Your back was continuously arching. You know your baby was fed up.

After a couple of more laps, your body finally can't take anymore and you cum all over his mouth. He has the audacity to keep going, even when your clit is hypersensitive, making you literally whimper, so you have to slap his head to get him to stop.

He pulls away with that stupid famous smirk.

"All that shit you're always talking, but you couldn't take a little sensitivity?" He teases you. But that's alright, cause you gon' remember that next time you're on your knees for him. When he comes, you not taking your mouth off him until you feel like it.

"Just fuck me already before I change my mind." You don't know why you even said that shit. He can tease you all you want. You'll never not have your legs or mouth open, ready for him to stick his dick wherever he feels.

He just chuckles, cause he knows that too.

Taking your body, he flips you on your left side and settles behind you, dick right against your ass. Its one of your favorite positions because he could hit your sweet spot perfectly this way. And he could rub your bump at the same time. Beneficial for the both of your greedy asses.

He was taking way to long so you grab his dick and line it up with your pussy and push the tip in slowly, playing with your own arousal. Ransom just watched. He loved seeing you desperate for his stupid ass, but you gave zero fucks at the moment.

Finally you slip his huge ass girth inside you and you moan out loud as hell. You really just be turned on by anything at this point. He then takes back the lead and pushes further till he bottoms out inside you. He's heavily breathing his hot ass breath on your neck like a weirdo, but fuck it.

Once both of you are adjusted, he starts moving in and out of you. The position made your walls hella tighter and he was already hitting your spot. His tight arm is wrapped around your stomach now. You constantly moan his name and he's just encouraging it.

"Ransom, fuck, baby just like that"

"You love when I fuck you like this, don't you pretty girl?"

You hated when he called you "pretty girl, sweet girl, or good girl" because you become a straight whore for him right away. He's such an asshole.

"Yes, Daddy- please don't stop"

"Tell me how bad you want it baby"

There he go with these fucking games. Always wanting to hear you beg.

"I want it so bad, Daddy ! pleASe give it to mE"

Happy Ransom?

He starts to pick up the pace and you feel the pleasure in your toes. It just travel from there all around your body and you can't say anything but "don't stop" and moan uncontrollably.

You start getting close and he can tell by the way you pick up the moans. So he starts going faster. But never forgetting to add a little nasty dialogue.

"I can feel you ready to come sweet girl. Keep clenching around me baby" That shit just made you even more whore-knee. If you weren't already pregnant, he was definitely gonna put a baby in you that night.

"Baby I'm close- fill me up Ransom please "

You're begging for this man to cum inside you, but he always wanna play a damn game.

"Hmmm do you truly deserve to cum baby? I don't know if you do.."

You wanted to hit him so bad, but he wouldn't let you come if you did. So you go along with it.

"Yes Daddy I'll do anything- Please just let me cum !" You screamed.

At this point you were loud as 🌃fuck🌃 .

After more begging he finally let you come.

"Oh shit Ransom- FUCK" You come all over his dick and shortly after, he came right behind you. Filling you up just like you wanted. He slumped against your back and you lowered your shaky leg.

"You always take me so well baby girl." He starts kissing your neck. You could literally hear that loppy ass smile he has on his face everytime y'all get done. But you get all tingly inside because you love when he praises you. Makes you feel proud of yourself.

"Well there's not much to take so...it's whatever." What are you without a teasing remark after every other sentence? But he always has a clapback.

"Its funny you say that because the other day you were practically in tears because my dick was "too much for one woman to take" and that I was practically torturing you." At this point you're turned over facing him grinning like a Cheshire cat and him smiling right back at you.

"Oh shut the fuck up, with your annoying ass." You snap back at him playfully, rolling your eyes.

"You love me, my chocolate bunny." He let's out an audible yelp when you kick him in his leg. You hate when he calls you that. "Cut it out Ransom, or you're not touching me for a week."

There you go again saying the dumb shit. You both know that YOU could never go through with that.

"Fine by me", he states unphased. Cause he knows you could never.

You roll your eyes for the 50thousanth time.

"You're lucky I love your ass."

"I love you too pretty girl" he winks.

Just as you were about to get up, you hear something jiggle the doorknob and someone huffing and puffing outside the door. That little girl over here jumping up and down tryna to open the damn door. You're literally hollering at her struggle. Truly sick in the fucking head.

"Mama! Where Papa ?" Ransom grins as he throws you his blue sweater so you can cover up and gets up to let your baby girl in.

You truly cannot stand this guy.

This all came to me so fast 😭 I hope y'all like it lmaoo

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seas1mping · 3 years

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I feel like Gang Orca would be the SWEETEST if he dated someone with a baby. Especially if the baby likes him 🥺

Deadass you've made my day making the first one Orca thank you so much.

BROOOO imagine if the baby liked him like yeah he loves you and all but "(n), please just let me hold them for a few more minutes? We have a bond and they called me dad"

There is not enough Dad Kugo fics and I plan on correcting that.

I tried to keep this as gn as possible so you could decide yours and the kids gender, please lmk if I fucked it up.

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"So, where are we going again?" He looked uneasy, you'd kept a surprise from him and just told him to get in the car. You felt bad about it, sure, but it would be good for him, otherwise he'd just chicken out.

"Well, you've never met the other person who lives with me so we're heading to where they are right now." He looked to tense up some more, but you patted him gently "I swear, they will love you."

He slightly nodded and relaxed, getting a water bottle to hydrate his skin, he saw the sign from the other side of the parking lot. It was a Daycare facility. He looked at you, but you didnt look at him.

"(n), is this what I think it is?"

"....yes. It's a daycare. But I promise, it's not gonna be as bad as it seems. Just maybe come up to the door and wait outside if you dont feel comfortable coming in with me?"

He nodded and the two of you got out. You walked with him and gave him a kiss on the cheek and promised you'll be back, walking inside. He stood out there for a little while, looking at some of the kids in the windows of the place who stared at him.

Some kids came out of the facility and cried, others were fascinated, trying to ask questions until their parents took them away, but the questions were always answers he got a lot so he didn't mind.

You came back out soon after and in your arms was a little baby, probably no older than maybe a year and a half, wiggling and chewing on a finger.

"Kugo, this is Riley. Riley, this is Kugo. He's my new friend. You wave at him?" You bounced Riley gently, holding your hand out and waving at Kugo, cooing when the baby did it too.

Kugo.exe has stopped.

Kugo got all like excited. Yeah, the baby has no concept of fear right now, but it WAVED AT HIM.

You called his name, and it snapped him out of his head. He followed you back to the car and watched you put the baby in their seat. When you drove back to your house, Kugo got nervous.

You were giving him the baby to hold. What if he hurt them? What if he dropped them? What if the baby didn't like him and started fussing?

'You know what? YOLO, I'm holding this baby.'

He held the baby to his chest, letting Riley lift their head up to look at him while their feet rested on his stomach.

He tried to smile at them, and he made a click noise.

They smiled back, and tried to click as well.

"...Hello, Riley...."

No response, of course. Kugo knew they probably couldn't speak yet, and that was okay. They'd develope at their own pace. Just had to give them ti-

"...h.....hl...hlo..."

Kugo trembled. His heart skipped a beat, and then two, he felt like he'd just been punched. He stared at Riley, who stared back as if nothing was wrong.

"Can you say...daddy...?"

He didnt know why he wanted them to say Daddy, he just wanted to hear it. He wanted to feel like he belonged with this child like he did. Riley opened their mouth again.

"D....daa..daaa..b...da...dee..."

AAAAAAA

They said it. Kugo does a happy dance and smiles at Riley. He played with them gently, talking to them and trying to give you some time to make dinner. He helped Riley sit up on his chest and they clapped.

"Boop~"

It was sudden, very quick, but he felt it. Riley's hand had touched his snout. It wrinkled in response, but it made him feel happy. They liked him!!

"Kugo, I need my child, dinner is ready." You said, coming out of the kitchen a few minutes later. Only to find Kugo was dancing with Riley in his arms.

He stared at you, and you looked between him and Riley, who was giggling and hugging onto his neck.

"....Hold on let me get my camera this is going on my blog-"

"(n), plEaSE-"

And that's how it started. 5 years later, Riley is starting kindergarten and their new dad is right alongside of them. Riley sobbed, holding onto his hand.

"Seashell, you have to go to school. I'll be back to pick you up and if you had a good day, then I'll take you out for ice cream."

"But I wanna stay out here with you! I don't want you to leave!!"

Riley cried harder in his arms, and he couldn't say his heart didn't break and melt at the same time. He gave them a little nuzzle on the head.

"If you do one day at school and you dont like it, I'll find a private teacher so you can stay home with me. But you have to do one day and see how you like it. Okay?"

Riley considered. They stopped their tears and nodded "Okay, Daddy."

He nuzzled their cheek in response. "I love you. Have fun for me, okay?"

"Okay. I love you too."

Riley turned around and walked into the building, waving to Gang Orca as the door closed behind them. He turned back around to the car and looked at you.

You were having the time of your life, recording the whole thing and keeping it for safe keeping (really so you can show all his workers what a big softie their boss is) and eating your breakfast.

"Hi, having fun?" He teased, sitting next to you and giving you a kiss and a nuzzle.

"Oh tons, your minions are going to have loads of fun with this one." You respond casually.

Oh shit.

#gang orca x reader #gang orca #bnha x reader #bnha fanfiction #god i love him #he makes me so happy #dad kugo #ah yes

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bitchiha · 4 years

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Oh my goodness!! I just saw your hc for the pregnant s/o for Sasuke, Hashi, and Madara, and it’s so good 🥺💕 Can you please do the same one for Itachi, Kakashi, and Shikamaru, too? 🙏🏼🙊

A/n: Ahhh!! Thank you!! I’m sending you some virtual hugs and a virtual kith <3 also if you search masterlist on my profile you can read some pregnancy hcs I did for Itachi previously!

✎ Itachi, Kakashi and Shika w a Pregnant S/O!

Itachi Uchiha

I previously did some HCs for itachi and a few others so I’ve linked it there for you! Just click on his name and it’ll take you to the post :)

Kakashi Hatake

He’s excited asf tbh. I also don’t think he’ll be very nervous at first.

I mean like he’s put up with Team 7, one of them being a knuckle headed Jinchuuriki, another being a girl who constantly punches knucklehead and pines after Sasuke, a leaf ninja who happen to go rouge and join the Akatsuki and also planned to destroy and kill everyone in the Leaf. So a baby seems like a walk in the park at first.

He tells Team 7 like right after he hears the news.

You probably won’t tag along because your tried asf and Kakashi just smothered you in hugs and kisses.

They’ll be hyped asf and expect a lot of support from then and also Gai too, but Gai will probably just cry a lot tbh.

“My rival! Oh Kakashi! Y/n! You’re having a child! The power of youth is strong!!!!!!”

He may not have a clue how to handle a lot of pregnancy struggles your having but.. he’s a good problem solver.

When you start craving weird stuff he’ll tease you for it 100%, but he’ll also remember your mood swings and have to backtrack some of his comments.

He’ll help you make some of the weird cravings and will be more than willing to run to the store to pick up ingredients if you two don’t have any. You’re carrying his baby after all, like if the shawty wants pickles and Nutella, he’ll get you pickles and Nutella. Don’t think he won’t force you to eat healthy meals too though because he’ll be a huge pest about it.

The mood swings are so amusing to him. Like one second you wanna shred him up into pieces and the next your slobbering kisses all over him. He knows you’re not gonna do anything rash and brushes off your outbursts, he’s the most tolerant person when it comes to that stage tbh

Definitely summons Pakuun and the other ninja hounds to watch you while he’s out doing some ninja business for a few hours. If he’s gonna be gone for a while he will bring you to Sakura’s or at least make her check up on you regularly while the ninja hounds watch you.

He’s not usually super over protective, but if it’s coming down to his s/o and his child he will go full mama bear mode. Don’t try him <3 he will end anyone who wants to mess w you

So fucking happy when the baby bump starts growing. Like I said before in a diff head canon, Kakashi is a slut for cuddles, so expect him to rest his hands gently on the baby bump when you cuddle.

When you start getting super affectionate with him he’s all ears. You spend a lot of time in your apartment together because you need rest, so if you wanna cuddle all day he will not complain. It’s like heaven to him.

Shikamaru Nara

He’s the type to be shook asf at first tbh. Like he’s definitely happy but very shook. Then once it sinks in he’s all chill again.

Tells Ino and Choji first and they’re actually super helpful. Ino will buy the best maternity clothes for you and she’ll also buy the best baby clothes. Your child will be the best dressed, next to hers of course. Choji will come in handy w the food cravings. We will come back to that

Also he probably tells Kurenai next, obviously she will be the most helpful because she’s had the most experience w this kind of stuff. Then of course he’ll pay asumas grave a visit and tell him too.

At first he’d be nervous, but the more he thought about it the more he realized that the two of you will have so much support and help. So really he’d end up being the one to calm your nerves.

He’s also so good at handling your mood swings. It will take some time though. Like the first time you were yelling at him about something he’ll say “what a drag” and then you deadass just start crying and he’s like???

He’s so prepared the second time around though. Like you wanna try and toss the shoe that he left in the middle of the floor at him because he’s a lazy fuck? well, he just shadow possession justus your ass. Then he’ll make you sit on the couch and watch tv. At first you’ll be yelling and trying to reject his jutsu but then he turns to your favourite channel and you’re all like “Shika!! I’m gonna strangle you for this- oh hey, it’s my favourite show!”

Probably ends up being able to talk you out of a hysterical tempered moment or a crying one. Like idk how, but he’s real good at that. It takes a little while, but once he gets the hang of it, it makes everything so much easier.

He will 10/10 bring Choji over when you start having weird food cravings. I feel like choji would be happy to try some of the weird ideas you have in mind. This way Shika won’t be the one who has to eat with you. There is no way he would ever actually eat salad with whip cream or whatever other weird craving you had. So if Choji is more than willing, then be his guest.

When the bump starts to grow he would be so happy. Like everytime his eyes go over it he can’t help but smile to himself. He’ll start to get more affectionate with you the more it starts growing tbh.

Like you’re the one whose supposed to get clingy and affectionate the further into the process but.. he’s initiating a lot of the affection. Like just the thought of you carrying his baby is enough to make him feel all happy and warm. Probably kisses the top of the bump every so often.

I think he’s not as overprotective as the other boys just because he’s a bit more reasonable than them. At the beginning of your pregnancy he’d let you go out on your own, but once it’s nearing the last few months to the due date he’ll take the initiative to come with you on walks and pick up up or drop you off from your friends house, etc.

#naruto headcanons #naruto shippuden #naruto imagines #naruto x reader #shikamara nara #shikamaru headcanons #kakashi headcanons #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake

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parkertech · 4 years

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Hi! If your requests are open and it’s not a bother could you please do a Tom Holland imagine where reader is chilling with Haz and Tom overhears Haz saying “I can’t believe Tom is dating a cheater” and Tom misinterprets it badly and confronts her later leading to an argument. The reader storms out and Haz let’s him know that they were just playing cards and the reader was cheating which is why he said that remark so he looks for the reader to apologize and it ends in fluff? Thank you✨

my requests are open, ty for sending an ask! i deadass have never answered one but i TRIED 😅

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Tom never new what it would feel like for his world to come crashing down. Until today.

He was going to the kitchen to get a snack and refill his cup, but stopped when he heard you and Haz giggling and chatting.

He stopped in his tracks at the doorway, and listened closely. He was too far to hear what you were saying, but he heard Haz’s sentence loud and clear.

“Damn, I can’t believe Tom is dating a bloody cheater!”

He swear he could hear his heart shatter and his face lose all color. You giggled after his sentence, and that just made his heart shatter even more. What in the actual, fuck?! He treats you right, spoils you, does everything a perfect boyfriend should, and you have the audacity to cheat on him?

His entire mood was completely changed, and he grew a death grip on his cup before cursing under his breath and stomping to his room. He slammed his door shut and put his cup on the bedside table. He sat on the edge of his bed, his knees up to his chest and his head in his hands.

Who the hell was it? Was he hotter than him? No matter how hot he was, he knew he couldn’t treat as you good as he could. Well, change that word to treated, now.

His thoughts were interrupted when he heard his door open. He didn’t look up to see who it was. He knew it was you when you jumped on his bed, a cheery smile on your face. You wrapped your arms around his waist and kisses the back of his head, causing him to scoff and move your arms away. You were immediately confused, and tried to gently touch his arm.

“Tom, what’s wrong?” He chuckles sarcastically and turns to look at you. You could immediately spot how red his eyes were, making you all the more concerned. “Have you been crying?”

“Depends, have you been cheating on me?” You furrowed your eyebrows, being even more confused. That was definitely the last thing you thought he was gonna ask.

“What? No! What makes you think that?!”

“Oh please, don’t fucking lie to me right now, Y/N!” He shot up from his bed and ran a hand through his hair, pacing the room. You stood up as well, and just kept looking at him confused.

“But I’m not lying! Where is all this coming from?!”

“Don’t be fucking dumb, I heard you and Haz! The fact that you got my best friend to keep your dirty little secret is even more low!” You open your mouth to speak, but he immediately stops you. “I dont give a fuck what you’re explanation is, cause there isn’t anything that can justify what you did. We’re over, that’s first!” Both of you knew the entire house could hear you, but that wasn’t the focus right now. It was your turn for your world to feel like it was crumbling.

“No, please, just hear me out!-“

“NO! There is no fucking hearing you out! You were wrong! Wrong for being the slut you are and sleeping around with another fucking guy!” He let the words fly out faster than he processed them, and you fell completely silent. Both of you had angry tears streaming down your face, but now you were way pass pissed. Fine, since he didn’t wanna hear you out. You balled your fist and shook your head before leaving his room, slamming the door shut.

He watched you all the way to when you left, and sat down on his bed, having a headache from all his emotions. He wanted to cry, scream, just let it all out, but he kept it in. He heard his door open again, and he looked to see none other than Haz looking at him, eyes full of pure concern. He rolled his eyes and scoffed, before turning away.

“I don’t wanna hear shit from you, either.” Haz was taken aback, and he slowly sat next to Tom on the bed.

“What the hell did I do?” He shakes his head in disbelief, before looking at him.

“You mean to tell me you weren’t trying to hide the fact Y/N was cheating on me?” His voice was cracking, it being weak after that screaming match he head with you.

“What are you on about?” Haz asks.

“I seriously can’t take another lie right now, mate. Come on, ‘I can’t believe Tom is dating a bloody cheater’, right?” Haz’s face fell, realizing how misinterpreted the situation became.

“Tom...we were playing a game of Uno. I saw her try to peak at my cards a few times...” Tom felt the oxygen leave his lungs.

Holy shit.

Holy shit!

He looked to the floor, the pieces falling into place in his head. Haz visibly saw his face working it all out in his head, before it turned to complete guilt and embarrassment. He groaned and his his face in his hands. He didn’t even let you explain yourself, which made this all the more worse.

“Fuck...fuck! Dude, oh my god, I just fucked up so bad! I didn’t even let her explain herself, because I thought I was completely right, and-and-“ Haz stopped his rambling by grabbing him by the shoulders.

“Stop, there’s no time for that right now. She’s in one of the guest rooms. You need to go, right now!” He did not need to be told twice. He practically sprinted past his house, and stopped when he heard sniffles behind a closed door. His heart was filled with so much guilt, it could practically drown him. He mentally prepared himself by taking a deep breath, and slowly opening the door and peeking his head inside.

There was a suitcase in the middle of the bed, some of your clothes scattered around it, and some folded in the suitcase. You heard the door cream open, and shot up to see Tom peeking his head in. Your eyes were redder than his, and your eyes were completely filled with nothing but heartbreak. You sighed, biting back anymore tears that wanted to come out.

“Figuring you don’t want me here anymore, I’m doing you a favor and going to a hotel.” How raspy and quiet your voice was made Tom’s heart crush. He opened the door more, letting himself inside, and locked it when it was closed.

“Y/N...I-“

“No, it’s fine. Since you don’t trust me, you’re right. We’re over.” Hearing the words come from you this time hit him like a truck. He had to fix this, and fix it fast.

“No, please, just stop.” He snatched what you were folding and dropped it on the bed. You glared at him, ready to go off on him, but he beat you to it. “Haz told me everything...”

“What, that I wasn’t fucking cheating on you? Of course I wasn’t. But since you don’t trust me...”

“Nonono, I do!” He grabbed your hands and turned you so were facing him. Even though your head was screaming at you to not let him woo you so fast, you couldn’t help the way you melted at those brown eyes you completely adored. “I do, I just...I don’t trust other guys. You’re the most amazing thing that’s every happened to me, as cheesy as it sounds....and I just...I can’t lose you. I panicked, and I’m sorry I didn’t let you explain yourself-“

Mid speech, he was interrupted by you running to him and wrapping him in the tightest hug you’ve ever given him. He didn’t hesitate to return it, as he buried his head in your neck.

“It was definitely fucked up what you said...” you started. He nodded his head, and cringed at the replay in his head, “but that can’t completely get rid of the fact that I love you more than I love myself.” He smiled at your last sentence, and hugged you even tighter. As if that’s was possible.

“I love you too, Y/N...” Neither of you knew how long, but you just stayed in each other’s arms, not wanting to let go. Much to your dismay, Tom pulled away, only to rest his forehead on yours.

“You can totally say no...but I kind of wanna cuddle right now...” You giggled at how adorable he was being, and threw your suitcase off the bed. You’d clean it up afterwards. You gently took Tom’s hand, and he followed you to climb into the bed. The second you layed down, he grabbed your waist and pulled you to him. He buried his head in the top of your hair, and you into his chest. There was no space between either of you, nor any speaking, making the moment more peaceful. It wasn’t long until both of you fell asleep in each other’s arms, knowing nothing could keep you apart.

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a/n: damn this is kinda LONG.

#tom holland #tom holland blurb #tom holland x reader #tom holland x y/n #tom holland x you #parkertechblurbs #spider-man #spider man x reader #spider man x you

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hellishvu · 4 years

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Devilish (Rated-R)

Bottom! Jungkook x Top! Male Reader

tags ･:*+.: ass eating, sub jungkook, whining, nervous jungkook, comfort, pocket pussy, talk of sex toys, sub jungkook, demon reader, innocent jungkook, ur a kind demon but jungkook wants u to ruin him, u do end up ruining him i-, no religion mentioned just demons deadass, jungkook just wants a demon boyfriend :<, soft/angst but goes back to smut, horns make u horny, jungkook loves his demon boyfriend, mentions of face riding (does not happen, at the very end)

a/n: HOLY SHIT i love jungkook in this story !! he’s so nasty yet so :< cute , it’s always been a dream of mine to write this so thank u anon for this opportunity keke. my writing might be a little different for these next requests so i apologize if it’s bad :< i kinda went out with the tags.. honestly you can probably read the quick summary of the stories just by the tags-

Jungkook has an issue, a small quite tame issue. There was a demon in his room that could possibly make him cum faster then any hook up he’s had (not like he had any). If he had any idea how he could possibly get a demon kink in a few seconds of you touching him. The way your black fingers traced his body, leaving a sting behind.

Jungkook still had a life to go on with, being an idol he couldn’t stay home and be with you, as much as he would like to, he needed to practice. So on days like these where the schedule was clear of any practice, meetings, or press. He relaxed besides you.

Jungkook was inexperienced in almost all stuff, he knew what he liked but there was always some things that he was uncertain of. Of course most of it he hestianted in telling you even if you were a demon.

“Okay hun. Let me take care of you. Tell me all you want to try.” You sat on the bed while Jungkook blinked a couple times before looking down. “I want you to jack me off.”

“Oh I can do that.” You nodded, Jungkook opens his mouth again and you allow him to finish.

“With a pocket pussy. Messy.” Jungkook pouts feeling his cheeks turn red. You place your finger between his lips while he lets his tongue wrap around your finger. The claw of your finger allowing a playful Jungkook to have quite fun with it.

“Nasty aren’t you?” You smirked seeing him nod, softly you kiss him again before getting up to grab the toys, letting him chose the color and the scent of the lube.

“You want more baby?” You say while you pull up the pocketpussy, he whimpers when the clear soaked lube toy leaves his tip red spilling pre-cum. “Pretty please.” Jungkook bites his lips while your hand gripped his cock.

“I need your tongue.. I need it.” Jungkook looks at you, while you tilt your head. He turns himself over showing his ass in front of your face. “I want this more. I need you.” Jungkook’s pure face made your cock twitch. His bubble ass on full display with his clean hole. You could eat him right up.

“I cl-cleaned for y-you.” Jungkook slyly says hiding his red face by not looking at you. You gripped his ass cheeks while Jungkook holds himself up. “Thank you, my beautiful baby.” You praise him while he smiles. Glad to make you happy.

“Is this your first time?” You ask while kissing his thighs. Jungkook whines nodding, having his hair hid most of his face from embarrassment. “Don’t need to be so shy, pretty boy.” You grab his hair putting it into a bun to not let his hair get in his face.

“Should I put my hair in a bun often?” Jungkook asks, while he feels your kisses on his back. The hint of teeth, making Jungkook bit his lower lip.

“Baby I wouldn’t know how to control myself if you did.” You confess while your horns grew, seeing Jungkook flustered from the your sudden arrousal.

You let your hands play with his ass, seeing your human fingers turn a pitch dark black growing to a curve. Giving a slight scratch to Jungkook when you caress him.

Jungkook probably would be a type of person to fall in love with a demon, he’s just in his head. Pretending to ignore the signs when you touch him his heart doesn’t race or when you talk to him he gets nervous. Jungkook whimpers when you first play with his hole. Your tongue giving painfully slow motions.

“Y/N please.” Jungkook looks behind him. You staring right at him back, with pure passion. He wants you so bad, he wants to please you too. “I know baby. I know.” You say, silencing him. You knew just what he wanted.

Letting your tongue in you let your tongue touch every part of him. Jungkook gasped out pulling his body toward shocked from the feeling. You pulling him by his hip to get closer. “Baby you okay?” You ask while your finger plays with his hole. Jungkook nods biting his lip.

You pressed your face between him again. Holding Jungkook against you while he moans out, squirming in your grasp. Even though you couldn’t hear him very well since your focus was making him cum, you could hear your name being called out multiple times.

“Y/N! Y-Fuck..fuck!” Jungkook screams his cock pulsing spilling more pre-cum on the sheets. Jungkook felt shameful that he’s having some demon pleasure him instead of going outside. He’s shameful that these nights are when he tells his hyungs he’s “busy”. He’ll bring you up soon enough.

“You seem more... sensitive tonight baby.” Your hands slid down his abs feeling him suck up from your cold touch. Your tip of your hand touching his cock, Jungkook whining.

“Y/N. Tell me you love me.” Jungkook huffs out while you stop. Your horns burning up and your hands turning back to human. “Y/N?” Jungkook chests starts to hurt, he feels the rejection. It burns him from the inside.

“Jungkook.” You softly say, Jungkook feeling pathetic. His ass up naked and sweating in front of a person he shouldn’t love. “I don’t want you to make a decision if you don’t understand the consequences.” You explain, spacing yourself from Jungkook. Him laying on the bed curling up.

“I know you’re a demon. My heart still says yes.”

“Jungkook. I just.. are you sure?” You ask not trying to touch Jungkook so he wouldn’t be affected by you. He nods once again, getting up. “Please? Be my boyfriend?” Jungkook asks sitting on your lap.

“Ahh my horns are burning up.” You let Jungkook touch them, feeling the immense amount of heat. “They are little hand warmers.” Jungkook grips both of them feeling your cock twitch under his ass.

“Oh.” Jungkook looks at your face, a low groan comes from your mouth. “I love you too by the way.” You tell him before he thinks you didn’t.

Jungkook feels his body get lifted and set down to the bed. He arches his back, allowing you to see his perfect ass once again. “You look so pretty, fuck Kook.” You spread his cheeks again, Jungkook getting flustered holding himself from rubbing himself against you.

“Please..” Jungkook looks at you again. You pressed your face into his cheeks allowing yourself to fully go all out. Rimming him to the point of his gasping for breath.

“Oh god! This feels.. so good.” Jungkook whimpers out his cock leaking more. He pressed his ass on your face while you grip his hips. Jungkook looks behind to see your desirable eyes fixated on making him feel good.

Jungkook’s all sense are lost besides the pleasure coming from your tongue, his cheeks red and drool coming from the corner of his lip while he rests his face on the pillow. It seemed you never needed a moment of air because you just kept going at it, with enough searching you found his prostate.

“There! Right there!” Jungkook gets back up on his forearms, his head looking up while he screams your name. The constant sensitive spot being hit grew Jungkook closer to climax.

“Y/N! I’m close! I’m gonna cum!” Jungkook high pitch whimper. The sweat glistening on his body while you gripped his hips harder marking him up, you hit his prostate once more before he came on your tongue.

Jungkook gasps while he felt the immense pleasure, dropping his head while the shoots of cum are seen on the bed sheets. His cock red and sensitive. You separate yourself from Jungkook and helped him move, his legs wobbly while you let him rest on you.

Worrying about clean up when Jungkook takes a shower later. You hear Jungkook’s breath slowly slow down. Your hands gripping his ass. “Nope! No round 2!” Jungkook yells out while you snicker.

“You got a cute ass, wanna ride my face?” You say in a serious tone while Jungkook could be seen actually thinking about it. “I’ll consider the offer.” Jungkook winks while he goes back to resting on your chest.

“Did you do this before you met me?” Jungkook asks while your hands moved from his ass to his back. Holding him close even if you two were sweaty.

“No, my job was to allow people to chose one thing they desire and give it to them. Most people desired money or fame but you just wanted your back blown out.” Poking his nose, Jungkook giggles hugging you.

“Porn can only do so much. But now you can meet my hyungs.” Jungkook smiles seeing your anxious face. Clearly nervous to meet people Jungkook always talks about.

“Don’t know how they will feel about you dating a demon.” You admit feeling fearful of the new experience, you’ve never had a boyfriend from the human world nor know if it’s possible.

“As long as we love each other then it’s not going to be a problem.” Jungkook smiles making your past worries almost disappear. “Alright Koo.” You smile back at him accepting his love.

#jungkook x male reader #bottom jungkook #bts mlm #bts smut #kpop mlm #kpop x male reader #bts x male reader

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taetaesbaebaepsae · 5 years

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BTS Reaction to Finding Your Confession Letters

@spotlightmp4 helped me sm with this one! Thanks bb sis

No warnings this is all soft all the time

Seokjin

Finds them by mistake when he's looking for the jacket you borrowed a week ago

Grumbling as he searches through your closet while you're in the shower

"She's had it a whole week, I don't think she ever planned to give it back!"

He knocks over a box of letters

Picks one up, smirking, planning to tease you about your crush

But you've written his name with hearts around it everywhere on the first page "I ❤️ Kim Seokjin" in block letters

You walk in and see him reading it and hope the floor swallows you whole

He looks up at you wide eyed

"Jin...would you please just let this go and pretend you never found those?"

"Absolutely not."

You sigh and hang your head, knowing he's going to tease you mercilessly

Then he lifts your chin

"Should've just told me, silly girl. i heart you, too."

He doesn't tease you until after you start dating then he's like "haha you have a crush on me"

You're like "you're my boyfriend"

He's like "still"

Namjoon

Finds a folder on your laptop with his initials by accident while he's checking his email

Every word is burned into his brain

He says absolutely nothing about it for days

He just waits, dropping hints

"You know, you can tell me anything."

He gets low-key flirty, complimenting you until you blush, hand squeezing your thigh to get your attention

One day he just can't stop thinking about it, seeing your words in his head

"I read your letters."

You are instantly scarlet faced

"Wh-what letters?"

"The ones on your laptop."

You won't look at him. Is this what dying feels like? Your heart is beating so fast

"It was nothing. It means nothing I just-"

He takes your chin in his hand and forces you to look at him

"You better have meant them."

Then he kisses you and you can't think enough to be embarrassed

Makes you email them to him

Will definitely bring up what you wrote when you're mad at him

Knows every word by heart

"I'm the love of your life, remember? You can't take it back because you're mad at me."

Yoongi

He will find them and say absolutely nothing to you

Acts entirely the same you have no idea

But at home he literally can't stop thinking about it

Reads it over and over, agonizes about what to do

Takes him like two weeks to bring it up

When he does you're just sitting on the couch watching Netflix with your legs curled up beneath you

He wraps a hand around your ankle. "Hey, Y/n?"

You look at him. "Yeah?"

"You wanna be my girlfriend?"

You almost fucking faint

"Wh...What did you say?"

"You heard me."

"Why?"

"Because you like me. And I like you."

"I don't-" You suddenly realize that you haven't been able to find that letter you wrote. "Yoongi, you didn't-"

He pulls the letter out of his back pocket and it's worn from being folded and unfolded so much

You want to d i e

"So? Do you?"

"Yeah..."

He smiles that gummy smile and then leans in to kiss you

It's like six months later when you're looking for your earrings in his nightstand drawer and you find the letter

"You kept it?"

He's lying on the bed and he doesn't even look up from his phone. "Huh? Oh, yeah. Of course I did."

For your year anniversary he buys you jewelry with the inscription "our souls are the same" because you wrote that in your letter

Hobi

You accidentally email them to him when you misname a file and you're d y i n g when you realize it

He's banging on your door in under an hour

"You think my smile is like sunshine." He says immediately when you open the door

"Oh God, Hoseok, please..." You're cringing so hard

"You think I'm handsome and kind and you are in love with me."

"No, please....stop.. " You say weakly because you want to crawl in a hole and die

He pushes his way in the door and takes you by the shoulders, looking right in your eyes

"You're wonderful and I love you. Do you wanna go on a date? Right now?"

"What? Hobi I'm in my sweatpants."

"Who cares? C'mon we're going right now."

That's it you have a boyfriend now no questions asked

He will absolutely tease you if there were any thirsty parts though

"You're very curious about my dancer's hips. I'd be happy to show you what they do."

Jimin

The day he reads your letter is really the best day ever

He doesn't want to embarrass you but he's dying to ask you about it

It's maybe four hours later and you're rambling on and on about how much you hate the new season of Game of Thrones and he's just looking at you and smiling so soft

Suddenly he interrupts you

"Do you really think I have the world's prettiest mouth?"

"Oh, no, please let this be a nightmare..." You try to hide your face in your hands but he won't let you, takes them away

"You said such wonderful things about me! And I didn't think about it before but as soon as I read it my heart skipped a beat the next time you smiled at me and I think you're beautiful." He bursts out in a rush. "You have to date me now, yeah? That's the rules you confess, I confess, we date."

Absolutely never forgets a word, you're the one who brings it up when he's mad, it's your "get out of jail free" card

"C'mon, Jiminie, don't be mad. Let me kiss the world's prettiest mouth."

Taehyung

He's so touched when he reads them that his heart

Couldn't keep it a secret for five minutes

He's crying so hard when you catch him reading it you can't even be embarrassed for trying to comfort him

"It's okay! It's not a big deal, Tae..."

"It's the biggest deal! I'm so touched! You wrote the sweetest things about me!"

He's hugging you instantly, kissing you all over your face

"I'm so lucky to have such a sweet girlfriend!"

"Girlfriend?"

"Yes, obviously you're my girlfriend now."

Will deadass frame it and hang it up in his room

It's one of his most prized possessions

Would never tease you about it in a million years

Jungkook

Jungkook gets real soft when he reads it but he's a big tease about it

A couple hours go by and suddenly he's like "I read all that stuff you wrote about me. You fucking sap."

And you're rolling around on the floor dying of embarrassment and he's just chuckling at you

But he crouches down on the floor and leans in to say in your ear. "Maybe I like your stupid face, too. We should date or whatever."

At the end of your first date after he kisses you he says, "I can't believe you wrote all that soft shit about me."

Will never let you talk shit again he will never forget it

But low-key he reads it all the time when he's had a bad day or when he misses you

Keeps it in his back pocket on tour so that he feels like he has you close

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rynhaswritersblock · 4 years

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tiktok famous (hc) - part two | p.p.

summary: a whole bunch of dif tiktoks featuring you and bae peter

warnings: chaotic energy, cussing, and BUTTERFLIES

+ + +

- i'm backkkkkkkkk

- so y'all really enjoyed the last tiktok imagine

- and you wanted another

- SO HERE WE GO BABYYYYYYYYY!!

- so basically....

- (just enjoy it)

- i got a lot of tiktok related comments and requests and i hope i remember them all

- (big boobs? whew chile) ANYWAYS SO:

- like pretty much none of them link together so this hc is going to be split into sections of like... blurbs!!

- yayayayayaya

- this one is inspired by @drecming

- so i think most of us know this very special sound..

- ...

- CAN'T TAKE BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

- y eah

- so as per usual

- you and peter b chillin

- they really do b vibin doe

- OH BY THE WAY

- y'all are dating in this situation :)))))))))

- and as you're binge watching your favorite show you can't stop doing the hand motions to that friggin dance

- aka the epidemic of generation z

- i keep doing the sugar by brockhampton dance i literally can't stop it's fine

- and thank god peter somehow doesn't notice

- like your movements are so subtle but you deadass keep doing it like once per minute

- and so you get up

- like "fuck this, man. if it's stuck in my head i'm at least gonna make a tiktok"

- and so you set it up

- peter's still on the couch in the background

- this boy STILL doesn't really notice what you're doing

- to be fair hsmtmts is a very enticing show ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- but as soon as the audio plays peter recognizes it

- his head WHIPS over to you

can't take big dick but i suck on it

- he raises an eyebrow at you

i ain't fucking with the pussy, got a bump on it

- *eyebrow raise intensifies*

bad bitch put the pussy on me (on me)

- he sits up, watching as your hips roll (oh man)

whip out my dick then i hump on it

- he slightly cringes at the lyrics me too peter

i'm a bad ass bitch, what you lookin at?

- your butt

ima throw that-

- "oH NO YOU DON'T!" he yells, slight smile on his face as he swiftly shoots a web at you, the string wrapping around your waist and spinning you to him

- the song continues to play as you snort, wheezing as he balances you

- the video finishes and you raise your eyebrows at him

- "no throwing it back on camera," he says pointedly

- you tilt your head in a way that screams peter i love you but you and i both know that i can do what i wanna do and over-protectiveness can be toxic

- he sighs

- "okay, you can, but i'd like it better if it were just for me"

...

- HAHAHAHA

- okay NEXT ONE

- this next one is inspired by @ritxal

- in this one you can choose your relationship

- so peter is a natural born softboy

- he didn't choose the softboy life, the softboy life chose him

- but here's the thing

- it was friday night

- you were bored

- and you decided

- it was time for a change

- and so you approached the man

- who happened to be upside down

- because when is he not

- and, ignoring his protests, gave him an e-boy makeover

- poor peter was decked the fuck out

- striped long sleeve

- band tee

- black ripped jeans wITH THE CHAIN

- nike socks and af1s

- beanie

- and most importantly

- black nails and a little black heart under his left eye

- just picture it p lease

- and it his transformation was posted on your account to forever embarrass him

- and you lowkey found this look a lil wee bit ATTRACTIVE

- whatever

- okey this one's for you @lilmissquackson !!!!!!!

- y'all ever seen the without me (halsey) ones??

- ye

- even if you haven't you'll still get it lol

- so you're in class

- learning about sokovia because history and shit

- and, bored as hecc, you decide to whip out your phone and copy this video you'd seen

- you begin filming and place your right hand on top of peter's left (yay classmates!! sitting next to each other WHOOP!)

- his gaze is hard on his paper as he continues to scribble down notes

- you turn the camera to him for a bit and you're like yes perfect

- and then you return the camera and pull your hand away

- and he REACHES OVER AND TAKES YOUR HAND BACK

- AND YOU'RE LIKE Y E S

- IT WORKED OUT

- PLUS HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW AND HE'S SO CUTE

- you put the phone down, smiling, adjusting your hand a little before you realize you can't take notes anymore because your hand is occupied and using your left hand just aint it period (a/n: im so sorry if any of y'all are left handed lol but pretend y'all are in opposite positions so he has your left hand haha)

- and it's then that he looks at you

- and if his eyes don't make you MELT

- okay i'm sorry that last one was mediocre but you get the point

- alright so like in this process of writing this i've been struggling a bit with details and stuff and making it sound good and funny so they're gonna be short and sweet bc i literally don't know What To Do :)))))))))))))))))

- back to your regularly scheduled programming hell yeah

- this one's for you, @drecming

- back at it again with the ideas!!!! fuck yes!!!

- okay SO

- you seen those "i'm on my savage shit" ones?

- where the guys hand is on the girl's thigh (OR IF YOU'RE A DUDE READING THIS JUST STILL IMAGINE YOUR OWN LEG I TRY TO KEEP THIS GENDER NEUTRAL BUT I FORGET AND PLUS RN IM JUST EXPLAINING THE TIKTOK KJSDBVIBUV) and then she pulls her leg away and the music is like

iM oN mY sAvAgE sHiT

- anyways

- peter's hand is just vibing on your leg

- for you dirty minded folks no it's not vibrating or doing all that janky shit we're children of god here

- says the one who just said the s word OOPS

- and you, as per usual, pull up the sound and start recording

- peter hears the music and is like Huh????

- and then you pull your leg away, grinning at him cheekily before he grabs you, phone flying out of your hand and he pulls you into his lap

"my thigh"

- you give him a look like excuse me sir hUh

- and his face is just like

0_0

- before he smiles at you and laughs and says he's kidding

- but then he stops laughing

...

- and raises an eyebrow

- WOAHHHHHHHH SPICY

- zooooweeeeemamaaaaaaa

- aight moving on

- THE NEXT ONES ARE INSPIRED BY YOURS TRULY!! YAY ME FOR HAVING IDEAS FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE!!!!

- so i'm sure you and like everyone @ your school (if you're in school.. lol) is familiar with this one

- i'm just gonna let y'all experience it idk why i've been telling the tiktok before idek sajbsidvb

- so you're in class right

- doing nothing bc your teacher sucks :////

- but its fine bc it's a fun class

- so you set up your phone with you and peter in the screen and start recording

- peter looks at the phone and then you, confused

"hey, stop!" you say in a whiny voice

- mans is like Uhhhhh what did i Do

"stop! omg peter sTop!" you're smiling at him

- he's so confused

- and then as you're talking

- your voice suddenly lowers into your lower register

"stop!! peter stop it- I SAID STOP."

- his eyes widen and a confused smile is on his face as he jumps back slightly

"YOU KEEP PLAYING *smacks your hand on the table* TOO DAMN MUCH."

- the video stops and you and peter are just silent for a second before busting out laughing

"you've never seen those?"

"no????"

"god peter, you live under a rock"

- the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand: hey! bonk bonk bonk got any grapes?

- sorry i randomly thought of that

- okay NEXT

- this is the one that hits different

- gets you in your FEELS

- DAMN

- we all know peter's a gamerboy

- so he's just chilling playing minecraft on the xbox or something

- what a fuckin nerd

- jk minecraft slaps so hard

- anyways

- as per usual, you set up the camera and start filming

- and you

- i think you know what i'm talkin about

- you slip underneath his arms

- and start crawling into his lap

- and the SECOND he registers what's going on he fucking YEETS the controller behind him and wraps his arms around you

- and when i say yeets

- i mean like

- ZOOM

- you bury your arm in the crook of his neck and you feel him physically relax under you (heartbeat racing though of course) and hold you tighter, planting gentle kisses along your neck and shoulder

- ..

- god FUCK talk about B U T T E R F L I E S

- y'all are going to HATE ME for this one

- prepare yourselves

- so you guys are just chilling in peters room as y'all normally do

- and peter goes to the bathroom

- and like stupid adorable fuck he is

- mans left his phone on silly goose

- and of course

- we all know you can't help yourself

- so like a NORMAL HUMAN BEING

- you decide to snatch it and go look at his tiktok drafts, god knows why

- and the first one you tap

- WHEW CHILE

- your jaw drops to the floor as soon as you read the text on the video

"so apparently when a guy's chain dangles it's attractive..?"

- heart skips a beat

- hands are sweaty

- knees spaghetti

- you look up to make sure the bathroom door is still shut before you whip out your phone and start videoing

- peter is looking nervously cute into the camera before he leans out of shot,

- you know what's next

- and right as the beat drops

- he shows up, SHIRTLESS, with his cross necklace (you've only seen him wear once lmao) dangling down

- not to mention the goddamn CURLS hanging down

- and your heartbeat quickens

- ... both heartbeats...

- then fucking PETER JUST STROLLS INTO THE ROOM

- ALL INNOCENT N SHIT AS IF HE DIDN'T HAVE A VIDEO ON HIS PHONE THAT LITERALLY MADE YOU READY TO RISK IT ALL

- "why do you have my phone?"

- you've never slammed it onto the bed so fast

- "no reason"

- he raises a suspicious eyebrow before picking up his phone and unlocking it

- and the fear in his eyes when the screen opens to his video

- he looks back up at you, mouth slightly open in fear/awe/ohshitohgodohFUCK

- and you and your goddamn mouth-

- "peter, it's hot"

- and oh how the look in his eyes changed

😈

+ + +

until next time <3

#peter parker #tom holland #peter parker imagines #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker x reader #spiderman x reader #fanfic #fluff #writing #peter #parker #thomas holland

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shrimpfriedr1ce · 4 years

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So I’m gonna speak up. #HijoAko

!!!Trigger Warning!!!

3 years ago. I learned that anyone can manipulate you into doing what they want. And I learned it the hard way. I’m not really read to call him out yet, but I want to share my experience and let people know that I sympathize.

LONG VERSION (Skip to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA for the short version)

Prior to these events. I’ve been avoiding Jerick. I felt like our friendship was getting.. a bit too toxic. He’d coax me to come over and with food since he lives nearby. He openly admitted it in a conversation with my friend saying “Oh, you want him to come over? Just tell him you have food. Easy.”

He’d find excuses to come over to my place (we both live alone) with statements like “I bought too much food, can I come over?”. He claims he’s depressed and that he has panic attacks. I remember he had 2 panic attacks on 2 separate classes. So a little part of me thought he was faking it so I would feel soft for him and take care of him. But at the same time.. what if he wasn’t? Worst case scenario, it’s real. So naturally, I’d do what any person would do and look after him.

I remember one time, it was our finals for one of our programming classes; GDEVDAT (idk what it meant. Game DEVelopment DATa???). He asked me to come over since he had food and so he could help me with the finals. I was in a bit of a struggle, so why not. I came over and the moment I setup my laptop he insisted that we played DoTA til well into the night. My software wasn’t working properly. So I stopped playing and asked him if he could help me fix it. He looked a little disappointed because I didn’t want to play anymore. Needless to say, it was a silent room for 2 hours. Then I walked back home at 4 am. A part of me that time felt like I wasted my time. I felt like, as the gamers call it -baited- into coming over.

He would tell me to stay away from my circle of friends since they were not his kind of crowd. He’d point out my friends’ flaws and say mean things about them. I’m not gonna drop their names, but they know who they are. So me being me, I believed him. I could see his point and thought “huh, he’s right”. Before I knew it, I was closer to him than I was to my friends. Before long, I began.. protecting him. He’d have suicidal thoughts, I’d come rushing over. He needed company, I was already there. I knew something was up at this point. Which brings me back to my disclaimer. I started avoiding him.

It felt tiring and I couldn’t get time to myself because.. well, yeah. He kept guilt tripping me into meeting up.

So here’s where it got.. fucked up.

I remember coming home after buying a mop ‘cuz my friends were gonna’ sleepover so I planned to clean before they arrived the next day (we had an overnight event at school). I then received multiple messages on facebook telling me to take care of Jerick because he was attempting a suicide. He lived nearby, so I laced up my shoes and went to his place. I come over and there are just.. guards from our school in front of his flat. I ask if they’re there for Jerick. They said said yes. But they couldn’t enter because the landlord said only the Jerick could let us in. He was pissed drunk. Moments later he comes down drunk as hell and the landlord lets us in. He smelled like vodka. Me and who I assume is the commanding officer lifted, L I F T E D –this guy was 3 times my size– back to his unit. I tell the officer that I’ll handle things. So they leave. Leaving me and Jerick alone. BAD IDEA Vince. We sat quietly in the room. I looked around, forcing to look for something to break the silence. I had a cigarette. Sat down and asked him why he had a condom on his table. He said he hooked up with a guy but he finished super fast. I deadass said “huh, maybe I should keep a condom. I heard it’s good luck for guys” at this point 2020 Me is telling 2017 me to stfu. He told me if I wanted to get my dick sucked, he was right there. He tried to pull down my shorts and force himself on me (we were sitting on the bed btw, i know. my bad). I pushed him over and he stopped. He then passed out. I sat there for a good 5 mins. Processing what just happened. I thought to myself, should I report this? or just keep it to myself? I left a note saying that I would stay quiet. I come back to my room and pass out.

He messages me the next morning saying what happened. I of course, decided to keep quiet. I didn’t want to talk to him because.. it felt weird. He says he doesn’t remember anything and what was it that I didn’t wanna tell anyone. Remember we had an event at school? I told him personally. He said he was sorry and that he was drunk etc. I let it slide.

Fucked up #2. MAJOR. MAJOR. MAJOR. TRIGGER WARNING. I SWEAR TO GOD JUST SKIP THIS IF YOU’RE EASILY TRIGGERED BY SUICIDE. I’LL MARK IT WITH “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” IF IT’S DONE. JUST. OKAY?

Same events occur. Messages telling me to go to Jerick. Ayt. Cool. So I rush over to his place. I see you asking “How you gonna get in through the main gate?” I got lucky. Someone was gonna enter the same time as me. I reached his door and the lights were off. Pitch black. Sketchy. I went in. His place wasn’t that big. So I went in and saw a silhouette of him standing on the window about to jump. I coax him to come down and sit down and talk. He said he felt abandoned and that I wasn’t there to help him. And how it was my fault that he felt sad. THEN HE OFFERS TO BUY ME DINNER..?? AT ARISTOCRAT?? if you’re a Filipino and from Manila. You know.

We talk over dinner and he confessed that he only kept talking to me because he wanted to make a female friend of mine jealous. WE WERE LAUGHING THE NIGHT AWAY. And I come back to my unit. And think.. DID I JUST GET FUCKING PLAYED AGAIN?????????? I sat on my bed puzzling the scheme that was the attempted suicide.

Issue 1.) WHY THE FUCK WAS HIS DOOR CONVENIENTLY UNLOCKED?? I mean.. everyone locks their front door. You lock it. You always lock it.

Issue 2.) Did he fake a suicide attempt.. JUST TO HAVE DINNER WITH ME?

Issue 3.) I got played.

At this point. I avoided him altogether. Facebook, Twitter and his number.

I learned later that same year, I wasn’t the only victim. And that he too chose to keep it to himself.

I’ve had trouble believing people since. I’ve had trouble getting attached to people because of the vulnerability or what might happen.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It’s been 3 years since this incident. And I’ve never publicly talked about this issue. I was scared. I was scared of what would happen to him if I accused him of sexual assault. A mom and dad would lose their child, and a person’s hopes and dreams would be unreachable. It was also hard for me to talk about it because.. I felt easily dismissed but at the same time, I didn’t want to dwell on a topic that brought back memories as bad as this one.

I decided to just keep it to myself and hope he becomes a better person. I thought I could just put a tough face on and power through the day. It’s not like that. I’ve developed a fear of trusting people and being overly attached. And for a short time, developed a sick and twisted mindset. At one point, I resented gay people. I thought “what if all of them are as manipulative as him?” –I no longer do of course. I’ve grown past the stereotyping, and I’ve met wonderful people of the LGBT+ community.

Okay, the thing is. Sexual Assault and Gas Lighting.. are bad. In a word, they’re bad. In more words, it’s.. I don’t know. I felt like a dog who had to obey their master. A dog who was at the mercy of their master so I could eat and be able to speak when I’m allowed to. At the same time, I felt like I was just another chunk of meat for someone’s pleasure. It’s like I wasn’t human. I wasn’t a guy who goes to school, plays video games and watches anime. I was just another guy on Jerick’s list of people he’d want to get on top of.

#HijoAko

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likeshipsonthesea · 6 years

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Have you seen pic online with the sign at a coffee shop that says "today your barista is 1. Hella gay 2. Desperately single. For your drink today i recommend: you give me your number (One request, Dex (if you do nursey/dex) is the one working at the coffee shop)

The sign isn’t exactly enticing, but it piques Nursey’s curiosity. What kind of person writes that on a coffee shop message board? One, the profanity is a jarring, as though this is a college town, there are young families who might not take kindly to the language. Two, the propositioning, the tinge of desperation to it but also the boldness. Inviting anyone who walks by not only to come in and ask him out, but also risking the ire of bigots, the loss of business. And three, how the sign is almost vulnerable, in a way, the barista opening up to everyone without asking for anything in return.

Of course, it’s very possible that Nursey is just deadass tired after staying up all night finishing that chapter for his editor and is just terribly over-analyzing a coffee shop message board.

Still, he’s exhausted and could use with a pick-me-up to get him the rest of the way to his apartment so he can start the next chapter in order to avoid another last-night situation in the future. So he pushes open the door to the coffee shop/bakery, cutely named Bitty Bites, and walks right up to the counter, as it isn’t very busy.

Instantly, the proposition of the sign becomes incredibly more enticing. The barista, who looks as tired as Nursey feels, might just be the hottest/cutest/most-beautifulist person Nursey has ever seen in his life. Despite his obvious exhaustion, his messy orange hair is endearing in how it peeks out from the front of a backwards cap, and his endless number of freckles are distracting enough that Nursey wants to lean closer to find out if that one cluster by his cheek is just one big freckle or a bunch of tiny ones. His eyes are a clear, bright brown that reflects the low light of the coffee house, igniting them into an amber, half on fire and wholly breathtaking.

(Not, of course, to mention that the guy is fucking jacked, because Nursey is not shallow and doesn’t notice things like that, but holy fucking shit this guy has arms for days. Is it entirely problematic that he doesn’t know the guy’s name and already wants to fall asleep on his chest?)

“Hello, welcome to Bitty Bites,” the guy says, offering a dim, polite smile. “What can I get you today?”

“You.”

Fuck.

The guy blinks, the bored look in his eye dissipating with the encroaching disbelief, and Nursey curses himself for being the biggest idiot in the history of idiocy.

“Shit, sorry, I’m really tired, I didn’t mean– the sign said– I don’t know what I’m saying, fuck, sorry.”

The disbelief in the guy’s eyes is slowly replaced with a soft amusement. “It’s alright, dude. We’re all tired, I get it.” He clears his throat and there’s a soft pink blush steadily invading his cheeks and if Nursey wasn’t gone before, this does him in completely. “So can I get you something that’s, uh, on the menu?”

“Um, yeah.” Nursey looks up at the menu boards above his head and realizes with a dawning horror that he cannot for the life of him make a coherent decision at this moment. The boards are filled with an endless list of pastries and drinks, all of them with cute names that make Nursey want to order them, and it’s all Too Much. “Fuck,” he mutters, and looks back down at the guy. “There are a lot of options.”

“There are,” the guy agrees. Nursey glances upwards once again, quickly drowning in all the heavenly sounding descriptions, only to look back at the barista when he clears his throat. His blush has gotten even darker, a deep pink now that looks delicious but sadly that, too, is not on the menu. “If you’d like a recommendation, I can help you out.”

“That would be the bomb,” Nursey says and then makes a face at himself. The bomb? Can he just melt into the floor now, please?

The guy just smiles and moves towards the drinks machine. “Do you like sweet things?” he asks.

“Totally,” Nursey says, and watches as the guy begins to make a drink. It gives him a chance to look the guy over even better, and he finally notices the little name tag pinned to his apron.

Dex. Huh. Weird name. Then again, can someone called Nursey really judge?

“Long day?” he asks, as an attempt at conversation. Dex looks exhausted, possibly from working the morning rush? It seems to have calmed down now, at least.

“Oh, no.” Dex turns to offer him a smile, even as his hands move gracefully over the machine. “I just got on shift, actually.” He turns to grab something that makes a fairly loud noise when he turns it on. “I spent most of last night rereading an essay forty thousand times.”

“You still in school?” Nursey asks. Dex seems to be about his age, but looks can be deceiving. Not that lusting after a college student would be bad, as he’s only a year out himself, but, well. It’s good information to have.

“In my fifth year,” Dex says, and Nursey winces in sympathy. “I’m doing engineering, so lucky fucking me gets an extra semester.” Dex’s eyes widen. “Shit, I just cursed in front of a customer. Fuck I did it again.”

“Hey, it’s alright,” Nursey says on a laugh. He finds it a little strange that Dex is so upset about cursing in front of a customer after the language he used on the sign, but Nursey guesses that it is a different kind of situation. “Pretty sure I already broke that rule earlier. Chill.”

“Don’t tell me to chill,” Dex says, grumpy, but he’s smiling down at the drink in his hand. Nursey beams. Dex puts a cap on the cup and hands it out. “There you go.”

Nursey peers at it. “What is it?”

“Just try it. Trust me.” Nursey decides why not and takes a sip, groaning as it touches his tongue. It’s sweet as fuck, but something in it cuts it just the right amount to make it addictive and Nursey wants this stuff pumped into his veins, it’s so good.

“Holy shit, this is so good, what the fuck.” Dex is downright red when Nursey looks back at him and, though the drink is amazing, that is even better. “I need this drink in my life.”

“We recommend repeat visits, here at Bitty Bites,” Dex says, smiling despite his raging blush, and Nursey thinks back to the sign out front.

“What about other recommendations?” Nursey asks, leaning over the counter a bit so he can grin at Dex, only slightly leering.

Dex quirks an eyebrow. “What other recommendations?”

Nursey falters slightly. “Uh, the sign outside?” Dex looks back at him blankly. “Asking for people’s numbers?”

Dex’s eyes widen. “What?”

At that moment, a small blond man comes out from a back room, saying, “Dex, honey, I’m gonna head home. You might wanna change the sign out front because–” He stops walking and talking when he sees Nursey, grinning charmingly. “Then again, maybe you don’t want to just yet.”

“Bitty, what did you do?” Dex asks, and his skin is now so flushed that Nursey is certain if he touched Dex’s cheek (which he totally isn’t dying to do) it would burn his fingertips.

The blond, Bitty, waves a hand dismissively. “Oh, I had a bit of fun with the message board today. You must’ve been real tired not to notice it on the way in.”

“What did it say?”

Bitty has the good graces to blush, but he doesn’t seem all that remorseful. “Oh, something about me being very gay and desperately single and how people should definitely be giving me their number.”

“Bitty.”

“What? It’s my bakery. And you know that cute hockey player I’ve been telling you about? Well, he was just so flustered that he dropped a fifty dollar bill in the tip jar, swore in French, and hightailed it outta here the second I asked him if he saw the sign!”

“Nice, get that hockey ass,” Nursey says and Bitty grins.

“Thank you.” Bitty looks to Dex. “See? The sign has been very helpful.” Bitty gives Nursey a sweeping up-and-down glance. He looks back to Dex and grins. “For both of us.”

“Oh my God, leave. Go. Get out of here right now.”

Bitty laughs brightly as he continues towards the door. “Have fun, sweetie!” he calls over his shoulder before the door closes behind him, leaving the tinkling of the bell to echo around the shop. Nursey looks to Dex, who is still flushing, though possibly not as violently, and refusing to look in Nursey’s direction.

“So. Uh. You didn’t write the sign.”

“No.”

“And, uh, none of that stuff actually pertains to you.”

Dex hesitates. “Uh. Well.” He glances up at Nursey and then darts his eyes back away. “I wouldn’t use the word “desperate” but I am, er, single. And gay isn’t the right word but I, uh, I play for your team, or whatever.”

Nursey can feel the smile slowly spreading across his face. “What a coincidence.” He leans forward, closer to Dex, and he looks up to meet Nursey’s eye. “Because I am definitely playing for your team. We should team up.”

“Oh my God, that was so bad,” Dex says, but he’s laughing and no longer making eye contact with the floor, so Nursey counts it as a solid win.

“I’ll have you know that I am one of the funniest people currently alive,” Nursey says, faux-indignant.

“Are you now?”

“Uh-huh. I was voted funniest person standing in a coffee shop.”

“By who?”

“Everyone in Bitty’s right now. Technically, we only got one vote, but once I sway the cute barista to my side, I’ll have it cinched.”

Dex is smiling, even as he shakes his head. “You’re ridiculous.”

“Ridiculously into you.”

“Oh my God, I will pay you to stop.”

“Cool, I accept payment in the form of checks, bonds, and phone numbers. Care to spare one?”

“I don’t even know your name,” Dex says, huffing lightly.

“Oh yeah. I’m Nursey. I mean, my name’s Derek Nurse, but everyone calls me Nursey.” Dex looks back at him for a few long moments, biting his lip, but eventually he releases the captive lip on a sigh and holds his hand out. Nursey doesn’t know what he wants for a few seconds and then Dex says, “Hand me the drink,” so Nursey does.

Dex picks up a sharpie from the counter and writes something onto the side of the cup, handing it back when he’s done. “That’s on the house,” he says, nodding towards the drink. “For emotional distress, or whatever.” Before Nursey has the chance to respond, the shop door bell dings with the arrival of more customers and Nursey is forced to move out of the way.

“Come again,” Dex says, his flush soft and enticing.

Nursey grins. “Oh, I plan to.”

Nursey leaves the shop feeling pretty giddy until he sees the sign out front once more. He frowns, stopping in front of it. Well. This just won’t do.

When he reenters the shop, carrying the sign to give to Dex with explicit instructions on how to hide it, Dex laughs so hard he has to sit down, and Nursey leaves once again, smiling and sipping his delicious drink adorned with Dex’s phone number.

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loserholland · 6 years

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Shopping

Tom Holland AU

Pairing ↠ Tom Holland x Reader

Warning ↠ Nothin much, cocky tom ig?

Word Count ↠ 2,355

Summary ↠ A beautiful stranger catches your eye, and you hope to get his number out of the awkward interaction.

A/N ↠ So today I went to the mall and since I live in Vegas I went to fashion show mall and lord I went to starbucks and behind me was an english family and the son was mighty fine! I deadass took pictures of him to show my friend and I didn’t get caught, sadly I don’t get to see him again ): this imagine is based off my day lol. So this takes place in Vegas (: & (Y/N/N)= your nick name. Oh and also this time/setting takes place in May.

☞ Masterlist ☜

The sound of my phone vibrating caused me to groan reaching for my phone that was on my nightstand I rubbed the sleep out of my eye as ‘Bestie’ flashed across the screen. My thumb slid across the screen as I brought the phone to my ear “Hello?” I disconnected the charger from my phone as Ricca yelled “(Y/N)!” I pulled the phone away from my ear sighing at how loud and energetic she was “Morning to you too Ricca.” I sighed looking at the time flashing on my laptop screen ‘10:37′ “Wanna go shopping?!” I sighed, I could never pass up shopping.

“Yeah, what time do you want to meet?” I questioned as I began to get out of bed “Meet at two, it’s a girls day!” with that I ended the call and headed to my kitchen to make me some breakfast.

Once I got to the mall I headed to starbucks in need for some tea. I pulled out my phone as I stood inline at starbucks to text Ricca that I was here but stopping to get starbucks first.

(Y/N)- Hey sis, I’m here. I’m at starbucks text me where you want to meet.

Bestie- I just pulled into the parking structure, meet at Nordstrom.

(Y/N)- Kk, see you in a few.

I crossed my arms over my chest as I stood in line waiting for the person in front of me to get her order over with, I looked behind me to see the line that had been formed gosh it was long I looked at the people standing behind me and holy sweet babycakes god you have been good to me today sending a beautiful man a few inches taller than me with curly brown hair. He had his arms crossed over his chest as it showed off his defined biceps lord thank you and thank you Ricca for inviting me.

“Next!” the cashier called causing me to jump slightly pulling me out of my thoughts as I walked up to the counter “Hi what could I get started for you?” the women asked “Next!” the cashier next to her called as the beautiful stranger stood next to me “Could I get a trenta black tea with half a pump of raspberry, oh, and a confetti cookie.” as my cashier began to add up my total “Name please?” she asked “(Y/N)” she began to type it in on the screen.

“You’re total is $7.06.” I pulled out my twenty dollar bill and a penny and nickel as the cashier went to get my cookie “It’s Tom.” the boy next to me said he had an accent, it sound like an english accent. “Here you go.” the cashier handed me my cookie and I placed the money in her hands, “Thirteen dollars is your change, have a wonderful day miss.” I smiled as I stuffed my change into my wallet not wanting to hold up the line “You too!” I wished her back as I stood by the counter. The beautiful stranger name ‘Tom’ stood behind me as I squealed to myself, I pulled out my phone from my back pocket of my shorts and began to type away to Ricca.

(Y/N)- O

(Y/N)- M

(Y/N)- G

Bestie- WHAAT

(Y/N)- A BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH STRANGER IS STANDING BEHIND ME

Bestie- PICTURE!!!

I opened the camera app being sure to face the camera the other way as I slowly faced it to ‘Tom’ I clicked on the volume button waiting for it to take a picture till, the flash went off. I gasped loudly most likely scaring the people around me... and the beautiful ‘Tom’, I quickly brought the phone to my ear pretending that I was answering a call “Hello?” my voice squeaked as I looked around me trying to avoid eye contact with the beautiful curly haired Tom standing behind me as he gave out a little chuckle stepping forward so he would be almost right next to me.

“Yunno... if you want a picture you could’ve asked.” he whispered gosh his accent was so beautiful, the way he spoke with such grace and cockiness at the same time. I scoffed lightly letting out a few ‘pfft’s’ and ‘what’s’ “A picture please, I wasn’t taking a picture of you!” I placed my phone back in my back pocket causing him to chuckle “Did you at hangup on the person you were talking to? My my that’s very rude.” he said with a smirk gosh he’s right I did technically hang up on the person I was talking to.

“She ended the call.” I said with my arms crossed lifting my head up high as I looked away from him, this caused Tom to chuckle again as he placed his hands on the small marble counter behind you “Rule number one when taking a picture of a handsome stranger, always be sure to have your flash off love. So you don’t end up in a situation like this.” my cheeks began to heat up, a crimson red placed on my cheeks as I looked away waiting for my drink.

“(Y/N)?” the barista called “Tom?” Oh good now I can leave this and stop humiliating myself I grabbed my drink quickly placing a straw inside as was about to leave Tom whispered “Nice meeting you.. (Y/N).” GOSH! Why did he voice have to be so smooth like silk, yet filled with arrogance. I scoffed shooting him a glare “Wish I could say the same.” Tom gasped dramatically as he placed a hand on his chest “Then why did you try to take a picture of me?” I began to walk away waving my hand in the air as I made my way up the escalator.

I felt like a fool for not getting his number, I sighed taking a bite out of my cookie as I walked around with Ricca admiring the heels “You honestly didn’t check if the flash was on?” Ricca questioned as grabbed a pair of heels that caught her eye flagging down a worker to get her size. “I was too excited, like I just grabbed my phone and attempted to take the picture. I then made it seem as if I was on the phone with someone, then he told me ‘I could’ve asked to take a picture!” I took a sip of my tea before continuing “Then then, I put my phone back into my pocket and he told me that it was rude of me to hangup on the call I had when he knew I was just trying to save my ass from humiliation. This is the greatest part of all he said and I quote Rule number one when taking a picture of a handsome stranger, always be sure to have your flash off love. So you don’t end up in a situation like this!” I leaned back into the couch as I finished eating my cookie. Ricca bursted into laughter as she held onto her stomach “Hun, you know that is the first rule!” I playfully slapped her shoulder getting up to throw my trash away “I’m gonna go throw this away and look for a pair of heels for moi.”

“My my my if it isn’t miss don’t know how to take a picture!” oh no please tell me that’s just Ricca doing an impersonation of the beautiful handsome stranger I slowly turned around to meet eyes with the one and only Tom. I choked on my tea as it went down the wrong hole causing Tom’s face to wash over with worry “(Y/N)! Are you okay?” he questioned as I nodded trying to catch my breathe.

Let me just say his accent wasn’t helping.

“I-I’m fine.” I reassured as I took deep breaths avoiding eye contact, why is he in Nordstrom? “Love are you sure you’re alright?” he asked again as I nodded again “Yeah.. I-I’m fine but what are you doing here?” Tom chuckled at my question.

The worker came back with the pair of heels that caught my eye as I went to sit on the couch, “I’m here with my family, my mom is around here somewhere looking for a pair of heels.” I nodded slipping on the heels as I stood up to look at the heels in the mirror that was on the ground. It was a pair of glossy ‘So Kate’ pointy toe pumps, adding about four inches to my height. I turned around to see how it looked, wow I look so good, no I look sexy!

I heard someone clear their throat which caused me to turn around meeting eyes with Tom, I squealed clapping my hand over my mouth forgetting he was standing there the ENTIRE time. “You should get them.. makes you taller... shortie.” I gasped at his comment no way did he just call me short.

“You little..” I walked over to him to slap his biceps, those hard beautiful muscles wow he was so fit the way they flex under my palm.

“(Y/N/N)!” another voice said as I pulled my hand away from Tom’s biceps to see Ricca “I’ve been looking everywhere for you!” she stopped behind Tom as her jaw dropped “Is this the hottie?” she mouthed as I nodded. I cleared my throat as Ricca came to stand next to me “Uh, Tom Ricca, Ricca Tom.” Ricca shook his hand as she went on to say “Ah, so your the guys she was taking a picture of!” wow really straight forward Ricca.

Tom let out a chuckle as I went to sit back down taking the heels off as I flagged down the worker “I’ll be getting these.”. I slipped my vans back on as Tom went on to say “Yes, I am actually. You really need to teach her how to turn her flash off.” I rolled my eyes at his comment as I walked over to the counter throwing away my tea as I waited for the cashier to ring me up.

Once I got back to Tom and Ricca they were having a full on conversation.. about me.

“Yeah she texted me that there was an I quote ‘A BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH STRANGER IS STANDING BEHIND ME’” I mentally face palmed myself Tom was clutching on to his stomach as he noticed you were glaring at the both of them “Love! Didn’t see you there.” again with the nicknames.

I gave him a small smile then looked over at Ricca “Come on, we should get going.” Ricca shook her head ‘no’ “Tom, how long are you visiting for?” she questioned “I actually leave this Tuesday.” he answered then looked back at me.

“Wanna exchange numbers?”

One Year Later

It’s been almost a year since Tom and I started dating, we had gone on a date the next day since he had to leave on Tuesday. After about three weeks of talking he had asked me to be his girlfriend, which I of course said yes.

I had met his parents Dominic Holland & Nicola Frost along with his three younger brothers the twins Harry and Sam and my favorite Holland Paddy for the first time during Christmas. Sorry Tom, but Paddy is just the cutest!

Christmas in London was absolutely beautiful, it was breathtaking. The colorful lights and snow that covered the leafless trees, jolly spirit just made it seem as if it was straight out of a movie.

After Christmas in London Tom and I came back to Vegas to celebrate New Years, it was also the first time Tom had met my parents. He was also my first New Year’s kiss.

Now here I am, back in London to celebrate Tom and I’s one year anniversary and his birthday. We started dating on the seventh and his birthday was on the first of June.

He didn’t know I was coming to celebrate his birthday and our anniversary, his family and best friend Harrison were in on the surprise. I spotted Harrison in the sea of people in the crowded airport as I quickly made my way over to him, the faster we leave the faster I get to see Tom. The drive from the airport to Tom’s hometown Kingston upon Thames was about an hour drive, I pulled out my phone it was currently Nine in the morning and back in Vegas it was One in the morning so I decided to wish him a happy birthday.

(Y/N)- Happy birthday Tommy, I’m sorry I can’t be there to celebrate your 22′nd birthday ): but just know I love you so so much and we can facetime or skype tonight before bed.

Tommy ❤ - Hi love, why are you up so late, you should be asleep. But thank you love, I miss you so much and I wish you could be here to celebrate with my birthday the family and well Harrison lol. Anyways we’ll talk later get some rest, I love you with all my heart.

One Hour Later

“(Y/N)!” a voice said as she woke up from her little slumber “Hm?” she responded as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes “We’re here, he’s playing in the backyard with Paddy and Tessa.” I squealed as I fixed my messy hair and straighten out my clothes “I’ll bring your luggage in.” Harrison said as I nodded giving him a small thank you.

Nikki squealed as she saw me in the doorway “(Y/N/N)! I’m so happy to see you, Tom will be much happier! He’s in the backyard, go dear go!” I quickly made my way to the backyard as Paddy quickly noticed me I brought my index finger to my lips, Tessa immediately noticed me as she began to run towards me “Tessa! What are y-” Tom turned around letting out a gasp as he dropped the ball from his hands as his jaw dropped causing me to giggle running to him as he engulfed me into a tight hug as I wrapping my legs around his waist.

“Happy birthday Tommy.” I whispered as I pulled away to kiss him sweetly.

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SMTM777 Ep.4 Commentary

D.Ark being That One Kid(TM) who just REALLY wants to be involved with the big kids lol

He's good but it's pretty funny. Milli giving him advice and stuff.

Super Bee is such a good leader. He'd be a GREAT producer for next season!

Coogie. I love him

Now New Champ is being That One Kid(TM) hahaha DUDE at first I thought that the whole hook was just curse words and that's why ot was beeped. I was like damn Super Bee is it SMTM4 again? They were just trying to keep the hook secret lol Yun B was boring but the rap was good Lol Super Bee it is Seoul. You right hahah Choi LB was more fun. He had a lot going on with his flow plus more interesting. Then the shout out to Giriboy hahah. Super Bee STOP! Lol when they all walked around Slick. Team Super Bee seems like they are having a lot of fun. Los was more interesting than Slick. He had more energy in his rap. Also, his rap was HELLA clear YAAASSSS Black Beatles instrumental. Loopy bro you better kill it. That shit DID NOT fit the beat. That's a dud Loopy. The rap was good just not on that beat. It was a mess. I'm disappointed. I kinda knew that would happen tbh but I wanted it have faith so that's why i said to kill it. Loopy was trash Ok "Indigo" verse fit much better. And the provoking of Luda during the HSR line hahaha Like Swings said "Milli exploded for the first time". It really showed how cool he is. FINALLY ! Now stop reusing verses hahah Coogie so far is the only one that was interesting from team Nafla so far. Coogie is very repetitive but at least he's good at what he DOES do. Another Woo Wonjae in that sense. I think Coogie said he's only been rapping for like a year or less to so it's to be expected. Coogie was better than PH-1. I deadass forget he's on this show. Team Nafla is getting ate by Team Bee. The only person who could save it at this point is Nafla but I don't think his will be enough for all 6 of the members that went on Team Bee . Yeah , Nafla is going now. It's not enough. His rap and performance is good but not amazing enough to take on all 6 of team Bee as expected. Qwala kept up with Nafla pretty well tbh. Not better especially with him messing up but up until then he definitely kept up. Lol @ team Nafla getting hype when he messed Odee was great as soon as he opened his mouth. He's definitely the most technically talented rapper on the show. Or maybe EK? I think it's probably Odee though. I have to hear more EK. Super Bee! Making fun of people's jewelry again. I love when he does that. I really can't wait to see Super Bee v. Nafla in the final episode. Shit is gonna be lit. Yeah, team Bee ATE team Nafla. There's no way. Nah, team Bee CLEARLY won tbh. Giriboy LOVED that hook. Team Bee is Team Designer. Cause most of them wear designer shit. Loopy was trash STOP this! Yes, Changmo stay cool w/ Super Bee so you ain't gotta beef with him. Dude...super bee team won stop dragging it out.Whoever is holding out for team Naf is annoying af lol WHAT?!?! That is a fucking ROBBERY bro. Are you fucking kidding me? ROBBERY! All 6 members of SB did well but only 3 of Team Naf are memorable. Robbery. Straight robbery. Well considering they fucking robbed Team be of 50 mill won they better not eliminate them. Also, all that mushy gushy shit about "uwu you guys were all so good WE decided not to eliminate anyone. It's all love, first ever elimination-less mission" it's probably more because SMTM eliminated so many people during the 1v1v1 so there's no need to eliminate 6 whole contestants right now lol. Damn, how the fuck did I forget how good DeepFlow is? What?!? They brought Donathan of course. They should bring BigOne I was just WAITING for these fools to pull out 작두 (jakdu i think that's the right hangul spelling lol, "cut cut cut") VMC has no versatility outside of BigOne but they are just so good at rap that it kinda doesn't matter lol Damn, I forgot how good Giriboy was at rapping too. He mostly does a more trendy rap but he was just straight spitting here. He's damn good. Team Swingiri is so mad. Lol. So aggressive. Oh yeah, Swings used to have a mohawk lol. Lol performing a song that features Milli with him in the audience instead of onstage hahah Yeah, of course you almost ran onstage Milli, it was your damn song LOL LOL he just took back the lyrics of "Maestro" he's too nervous I KNEW he was dropping "Maestro". YASSS Genius[citation needed] Pianist King!!! I've seen these guys live before (Changett) so I know how LIT it is in person. Lol to whoever said "Changmo's so hot" you right If they had eliminated 6 after the team battle mission, they would have only been able to eliminate 2 additional people here so it wouldn't have been as high of stakes tbh. So like I said earlier. All that mushy gushy shit was LIES! LOL This team selection seems so unnecessarily complicated lol. But at least they are doing something new lol He's unique in that I literally don't remember him unless he's on screen. Yeah Chaboom belongs on team VMC. That's the type of music he excels in. I knew Dongmin had to go to Changmett cause he does a trap type style. EK~ just plays in my head every time he's on screen now lol VMC NEEDS EK even though it's obvious he can do more trendy, melodic stuff. Damn, he used Jvcki Wai as bribe? Shit, I would have went RIGHT to Swingiri team lol. DeepFlow is so happy lol. I am too Damn, Ek basically has to eliminate them. That sucks. They should have eliminated Zilla like??? Stop keeping trendy people just cause. I PROMISE there's someone who can do trendy AND rap well. Ok now Los came so replace Zilla Then Choi LB got replaced too. Swings gone have to square up with whoever else doesn't come to his team lol He gets Nafla so no need to whine this early. Slow and steady wins the race. Odee came over to his team. Now stop being salty Swings lol It's kind of an unspoken rule that you don't choose your label on this show lol. I think B.I. Is the only person who has done it. So i knew he wasn't going with Changmett Ilgyo awwww and they gave him like no screen time. He was hiding under his hat the whole time anyway, I guess. Lol That's true The Q, "the more you see Kid Milli the more he grows on you" They played "nondisclothes" when he got chosen. If Woochan reminded me of G Dragon, D.Ark kinda reminds me of B.I. the attitude, charisma, the good technical skill despite being young af. Damn, slick is good. That had to be hard. I wanna hear what Loopy would make w/ changmett but I just remembered he goes to CoPal. Wow, New Champ really did turn the annoying up to like 6 or 7 this season tbh. He's just trying to get his screen time, I get it. He wasn't like this on smtm4 lol. Coogie like HAS to go to Changmett. I'd be pissed if I was the q and he didn’t lol. I don't even know why swingiri was mad. Like have they even been there this whole seaaon? It's obvious coogie is 100% team changmett. Him and the quiett are a whole couple. They should have eliminated Hyunseok instead of Luda but like Changmett said, they already have a vision for their team. I don’t think luda was ever supposed to make it. Oh yeah, i forgot he was with Illionaire on SMTM5. Lol I feel like we've already seen what he can do with IllionaireAmbition like he's in the Ghood Life crew and has done a bunch of songs with Changmo and worked closely with The Quiett. It's kinda weird tbh. But honestly Super Bee is at a point where he doesn't need anyone else to foster his growth so.it really doesn't matter what team he's on. He already makes dope songs regardless of who produced them. That said I do hope we get to see a different side. Maybe a slow, emotional, powerful song at some point accompanied by Changmo on the piano? Swings you get Nafla! STOP.WHINING! Damn, D.Ark. Bias wrecker lol. Got hyunseok eliminated haha I think VMC would have done the most with Naf but again, his producing team doesn't matter he's already fostering his own growth tbh. Nucksal that was DISGUSTING. Worse than when The Quiett said "we've never seen anything like that in tv. Thanks for coming to smtm to show us that" or something to that effect. Also, nuck. Nafla's favorite rapper is Biggie NOT Tupac! Keep up! This is exactly why he ain't choose your team! Lol The Quiett REALLY though he was about to finesse that huh? You really thought you was gonna get Super Bee AND Nafla AND Coogie AND D.Ark? Lol The end when the producers got in to the team battle was dope

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