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mattzuno · 1 year
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I did a scared Morty
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shameold-archive · 3 months
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Hey sorry I know I never post but please avoid this account. It belongs to a sexual predator and he appears to be trying to gain a presence again. He was arrested last year for trafficking and sexual assault and he also tried to make me a victim as well.
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337838393 · 7 months
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Imagine a quiet night in where Rick and Morty are the only two home. Morty is expecting another crazy adventure, yet Rick hasn't bothered him once yet. Morty makes his way to the garage, where he walks in to a shirtless Rick, sweating and wiping down surfaces. After some banter, Rick explains he just wanted to catch up on his chores before taking a solo trip. Morty is desperate to spend time with Rick when he's in a state like this, and yet, he wonders if it could be a diversion. He asks and Rick agrees to take him with, and warns him not to throw a fit while they're out. Morty promises him to keep it together, and to a quiet corner of another galaxy is where they travel.
They land in what seems like a city-like town, and Rick guides Morty to a club they seems very crowded and popular. As Morty questions what he's gotten himself into, he notices the bouncers are both Ricks dressed in suits, and he slowly realizes it'll be one of those adventures.
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clayorel · 1 month
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I don't think anything can beat the soulmatery of rickorty like deny it all you want rick but like imagine knowing the multiverse, exploring infinite universes and learning that in just about all of the ones where both you and your grandson exist, you two will inexplicably always be together. And in many of those realities you start to develop an attachment to him despite every other rick ever telling you that you shouldn't. How are you supposed to be normal about the fact that you have a cosmically ordained soulmate like that.
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whimmywhimwhim · 10 months
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truthorsandwiches · 9 months
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GODDDDD my internet went out so i was watching my rick and morty dvds. M. Night Shaym-Aliens has so much good rickorty content.
i’ve heard this point made before but THEY DID NOT HAVE TO BOTH BE NAKED. THERE WAS ZERO REASON FOR BOTH OF THEM TO BE NAKED.
the way rick knows morty so well he knew it was a simulation the whole time <3 sigh.
“you simulated my grandson’s genitals?!” rick how did u know they were simulated.
also even tho he knew morty was simulated he still wanted to see him naked otherwise he wouldn’t make them both be naked.
“they dragged you into this, now they’re gonna pay” HELLO???
not that episode specific but when rick refers to himself as “grandpa.”
in the first episode where he calls morty his “little helper” and his “special little guy.”
i’m not normal about them.
please don’t start discourse on this post. just block and scroll.
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krsive-writes · 1 year
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A thread fic that I wrote the other day on Twitter. Blind Rick rickorty first time, very fluffy. I haven't done one of these in a long long time, but I think I'm gonna get back into it!
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lividety · 11 months
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"L-look at me, Morty. J-just--just let me look at you. You're so pretty, Morty. Just l-let me look at you."
"Rick?"
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snoorra · 1 year
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well here we r rickorty
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dywtylm-erik · 1 year
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thank you @zoomertrash for the idea. i tried lol
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mattzuno · 1 year
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I made a handsome Rick
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dimension-c146 · 1 month
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aaaahhhhhhh inubaki91 deactivated!!!!!! I'm so sad!!!!
I was wondering why I haven't seen their art on my dash for a while, then I was scrolling the rickortyweek blog and saw one of their posts with "inubaki91-deactivated" next to it. I'm so devastated, their art truly was so good.
If anyone knows if they maybe switched platforms or go by a different handle on here, pls lmk!! Id love to continue seeing and supporting their work! 🙏🏼
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mutants-r-us · 7 months
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I have no idea where else to put this revelation but
Butcher/Hughie from The Boys is just a socially acceptable version of Rick/Morty
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clayorel · 1 month
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I was rewatching Rick Potion #9 last night and I keep thinking of how in the prime timeline beth said she was finally happy even though they're literally in an apocalypse because rick and morty are finally gone. And then I started thinking of all the times the conclusion of a story was something to the effect of "it'd be better if rick and morty literally never touched us or our world," and I mean that is So Many Episodes there's literally an episode that starts with morty going back through dimensions they've ruined because he feels guilty. But anyway all of this to say that in a way rick and morty have no place in anywhere with anyone in any universe except with each other.
We all know rick has isolated himself from any reality, both because he knows how easily he can be replaced and also because he tries so hard not to get attached. And rick has effectively isolated morty from any reality in a similar way, and has also like literally done that in episodes like rick potion #9 and mortiplicity. But also this show is about how rick—still somewhat distant from people like beth summer jerry—slowly grows more and more attached to his specific morty. The only person whose life matters to him, the only person who belongs with him across all of the different realities and different versions of themselves. Their only place is with each other :]
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equalexander · 1 year
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I have to get morty dressed like this bc I loooove the black wedding dress with Spanish moral so much
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sloppyplanetary · 2 years
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rickorty review s3e8 mortys mind blowers
hell fuckn yea, one of my favorite episodes to play with. rick can do and erase whatever the fuck he wants, and that's open to a lot of sandbox interpretations
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youd think after all the shit he’s been through, he wouldn’t follow rick down into a creepy sub hatch in the garage, but this fucker keeps making the conscious decision to put his life in ricks hands. Love and trust
morty: “ill do anything to get out of here!” rick: anything?” morty: “anything!” rick: "alright, i'm gonna need you to take off yr shirt” and morty immediately goes to strip lmaooo. Reminds me of the love potion episode where he was ready to pull his dick out. Eager much?
Morty asking rick for a machine thatll make yr urine drinkable is both adorable and incredibly kinky. Ricks willingness to give morty these little gadgets with only the slightest bit of exasperation is endearing as fuck. Wonder what other little shit mortys asked for that ricks made him. Spoiled, aint he
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yea rick can pass this off as "just saying that to get the worm outta ya" and that's why it's so easy for him to be honest right here. he knows he can be mean- and he also knows he loves the shit out of morty.
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how come every time they fight, morty throws himself at rick like a feral dog with no fear. its hot
why was it necessary for morty to jack off an alien. Why couldn't rick do it. Oh yeah, cause he was too busy combining morty and his xenophile tendencies into one to get a memory he can rewatch whenever he wants. perv
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true level bitch. Yr gonna make a true level square, KNOWING the effect it'll have on morty, and just happen to be shirtless while ya let him get on the fuckn orgasm pad, and then cradle him in yr arms and shush him while hes crying to go back to the orgasm pad, and ya shooed summer away to school instead of immediately mind blowing morty- whatd ya need the house alone for, old man? savoring the moment?
oh look, Another gadget made for morty. “why are ya making me do this for you again?” lmaoo rick sanchez lets his teenage grandson “make him” do things. constantly boasting about how he's the smartest man in the galaxy who does whatever he wants, and all it takes is morty to ask him for something, make puppy dog eyes, or yell at him, and rick folds. He's whipped as fuck.
in that squirrel rant, how many times ya gotta say mortys name. simp with morty brainrot
rickorty rating: 10/10
that fuckn orgasm pad. the virgin tube in the background thats had a million and a half theory posts made about it. the fact that rick enjoys mind blowing morty and has done it multiple times. yea, this ones a hit
honorable mention: mindblown morty implying rick was keeping morty in the basement for sex reasons and rick goes "for all I know you could be the fuckn weirdo"
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