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#can you inagine if you just started sucking it right there in public
gonzodangerfeels · 2 months
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Then again I have seen a dude with two dicks on this website.
And sorry if I had two dicks it would be double penetration every time.
Faggots can't do that though because they only have one whole
Women, literally twice as good as men because they have two fuck holes downstairs.
#is this politically incorrect#I want to go into nightclubs in the 60's crazy like Lenny Bruce and tell them what us coming in the 70's with all the fags and disco#I'm telling you man crazy....fucking men in leather pants rectifying each other in New York night clubs#it is like whales beaching themselves#like hi we're taking ourself out of the genetic pool by disease and by unproductive biological insertions#it's like let me catalog this shit....ah yes the material that comes from life after it ingests shit and expels shit#oh you're a buttfucker AND a blood drinker man..... I'm gonna have to delete this shit#what did we do exactly I ask my sister#and she is like well we gave them symbois and convinced them that the power had from them was theirs and meanwhile I pathos amd ethos#your sensory aparatus is so curious to me#I mean....you have ALWAYS fascinated me#on some level hello love lemme adjust it for you before I walk past#balls evenly balanced it was hot out#can you inagine if you just started sucking it right there in public#all the tattoed crowd might get offended#or it is like one of those weird I show up and lightning strikes#you can't make fun of me for the diving board that shit was perfectly timed#like getting ready to jump and the ground just reaches up and pulls a enough voltage to kill all the fags in one hit#When I am in that lucid state of mind near a nap and I am looking up I see a sky#but it's not our sky we see with our eyes no#it's....perhaps a zoomed out perspective looking down on things#pyramid architects...you mean I've stretched old mother earth's ears to the skies#I guess the appartus at that level isn't the body but like you could probably move the body from that state#or move anything I suppose if needed#or rescue a girl in deep shit#in a way I am like who the fuck taught you to go through the wite and she is like baby boy...You did#and look I know my feelings were all mine in class.....we just....vibed....#I am like here we are....right it's RTFM time except I am speaking personally to you#I am like can you see what I am capable of can you feel what I do to her....hahahaha#two strong women and I am like... 🤔....I will make you two my personal fuck whores
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gilinskys-wifey · 5 years
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CAN’T LOOK AT YOU (Shawn Mendes imagine)
This is my first inagine after a few years of not writing anything. So if it sucks, I’m sorry!! It’s also not proofread!
Let me know what you think and if you have any requests!
JJ xx
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You and Shawn were friends. You two met not so long ago at his favorite coffee shop, all of the tables were full so he asked if he could sit with you. Of course you said yes and you two hit it off.
Since that day you two talked none stop and you even met his parents and sister. Now Shawn has asked you to come to a party with him and this would be the first time you two would hang out in public.
You were beyond nervous and asked Aaliyah to help you shop for a dress.
After hours and countless dresses, you found one that you liked. It was a simple black dress with a bit of lace at the top. It hugged your curves perfectly and Aaliyah couldn’t stop saying that Shawn will be all over you. You blushed but denied what she was saying. But deep down you wanted Shawn to look at you and admire you, because you hand a huge crush on him. You couldn’t admit that to anyone though. He was this big celebrity that had phone numbers of every model in this phone, so you knew you didn’t have a chance with him and were happy that you could at least be his friend.
Once you got home you started getting ready, washing your hair and shaving. You did your makeup and washed it off only to re-do it. You wanted to look perfect.
Once you were happy with how your makeup and hair looked, you slipped into the dress and some black heels to match. Grabbing your handbag and spraying on some more of your favorite perfume, you waited for Shawn to come and pick you up.
When he rang your doorbell, you opened the door and blushed when you saw the way he looked at you. He was wearing black jeans with a black button-down. He looked stunning, as always.
You two arrived at the party in some club and he introduced you to his friends, quickly downed some shots and went to the dance floor. He didn’t even ask you if you want to join which kind of hurt your feeling but you brushed it off and talked to his friends.
It’s been a few hours and Shawn didn’t come to check on you once. He kept dancing with so many different girls, while you kept drinking different drinks. You talked to his friends but also didn’t want to intrude too much into their friend group especially without Shawn being with you.
After another hour of standing alone at the bar you went to the bathroom and just staired at yourself in the mirror. How could you ever think you looked good enough for him? Of course he went away from you as quickly as possible, he didn’t want to be see with you. And to think you actually believed him when he said he will be by your side the whole night.
I felt broken and the tears started run down my face. I checked my phone to see a text message for Aaliay. She replied to the picture I send her before I went to he party, in the dress she helped me pick.
“😍😍😍”
“You look so fineeee🔥”
“Shawn won’t be able to keep his hand of you”
“Text me when Shawn dropes you home!”
“Have fun, but not too much fun😉”
I read her texts and broke down even more.
For what seemed forever I cried in the bathroom and when I ran out of tears I cleaned my ruined makeup and left the club.
While I was waiting for an Uber to come, I broke down again and cried all the way till I got home.
I checked my phone for any messages form Shawn, which there weren’t. So I texted Aaliyah that I just arrived home and went to bed. But I couldn’t sleep. All I could think about was how I must have embarrassed Shawn in front of his friends when he had to introduce me and that no wonder he literally ran away with the first opportunity he got.
At around 5a.m I finally fell asleep and woke up with a massive headache from crying so much. I qot up and avoided my phone, because I didn’t want to see if Shawn called me or maybe I was scared that he didn’t call me at all.
I took a shower and got dressed in some sweats and a hoodie I took from Shawn. I almost broke down again but a call interrupted me. It was Aaliyah. When I picked up, she attacked me with questions about last night and I couldn’t help myself, I broke down and told her everything that happened, even how I think Shawn was embarrassed by me and how I cried the whole night.
She helped me calm down and I made her promise not to say anything to her brother.
Once I calmed down I decided to go for a walk to get some fresh air and grab some coffee.
SHAWN’s POV:
I woke up with a massive hangover. Oh god why did I drink that much last night. Fuck I can’t even remember what happened. How did I get home? Where is Y/N?
I grabbed a glass of water and checked my phone. I had 10 missed calls from Aaliyah?
I called her back, worried something happened.
S: “Hey what’s wrong? Why did you call?”
A: “What’s wrong? Really, Shawn?”
S: “Yes, I thought something happened to you.”
A: “How could you?!”
S: ”How could I what? I don’t know what you’re talking about?”
A: “What do you remember from last night?”
S: “What does that have to do with anything?”
A: “Just tell me.”
S: “I umm.. uh I don’t remember much. Just coming to the club with Y/N and then doing shots. After that I have no idea what happened. Why do you ask?”
A: “Well let me inform you what happened. You were a fucking ass and left Y/N all alone for the whole night. Dancing will every other girl in the club and acting like she wasn’t even there. You didn’t even notice she left the club all by herself?! How can you be such an idiot!”
I freeze. I don’t know what to say. Did I really do that? No, I couldn’t...
A: “Hello? Earth to Shawn! How could you do that? Do you have any idea how she feels now?”
S: “I didn’t.. I don’t remember that? Did she call you? Is she alright?”
A: “I called her this morning and no, she’s not alright. She broke down crying when I mentioned your name.”
S: “Fuck. I fucked up. How could I do that? I remember thinking that I need to do a few shots when we got the the club because she looked so gorgeous that I felt nervous just standing next to her. I needed to calm down before said something stupid or that I like her. But what am I supposed to do now? She must hate me! Where is she now?”
A: “You like her? Shawn, she thinks you’re embarrassed to be seen with her! She thinks she’s not good enough. You really messed up, bro. And I don’t know where she is.”
S: “She thinks what? Why would she think that, fuck. I need to make this right. Thanks, Aaliyah for telling me this. I need to go find her.”
With that I end the call, get dressed and head out. Calling her all the way to her apartment. And when she doesn’t answer I remember where she could be. I ran all the way to the coffee shop where we met. And there I see her at the same table that we met. Messy bun and sweats, yet to me she couldn’t look better.
Y/N’s POV:
I’m sitting in my favorite cafe, at the same table where I met him. I’m lost in my thoughts when I hear someone asking me if they can sit with me. I know the coffee shop is not full and that there are many free tables, so I look up. Only to be met with those gorgeous eye that I could get lost in.
“I’m soooo sorry. Fuck, you have no idea how sorry I am. I’m such an idiot.”
He begins to apologize. And my tears threatened to spill while I shake my head.
“No, don’t. Please.”
I say, barely audible. Tears are now running down my face and his hands come up to wipe them away.
“Please let me explain. It’s now what you think.”
I just stay silent and he takes that as a cue to continue.
“I’m not embarrassed by you. Fuck, you could wear a plastic bag and I would think you’re the most beautiful girl in the room.”
“Yesterday, I was so nervous just standing next to you, I was so scared I will tell you how much I like you that I took shot after shot, trying to calm down. And when that didn’t work I ran sway or well, ran to the dance floor. Because I knew that if I look at you I won’t be able to stop myself from kissing you.”
By this point, we were both crying.
“I couldn’t look at you because all I could think about was what I would to you, how could I would make you feel, how I would show you how much I love you.”
I stopped him from saying anything else and whispered to him
“Just kiss me already.”
Without a second thought, our lips were connected and I could feel him smile against my lips.
Once he pulled away he looked at me and said “Now I wish I told you that before, because now we have a lot of catching up to do.” with that he slapped my ass and pulled me to his car.
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