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gonzodangerfeels · 2 months

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Then again I have seen a dude with two dicks on this website.

And sorry if I had two dicks it would be double penetration every time.

Faggots can't do that though because they only have one whole

Women, literally twice as good as men because they have two fuck holes downstairs.

#is this politically incorrect #I want to go into nightclubs in the 60's crazy like Lenny Bruce and tell them what us coming in the 70's with all the fags and disco #I'm telling you man crazy....fucking men in leather pants rectifying each other in New York night clubs #it is like whales beaching themselves #like hi we're taking ourself out of the genetic pool by disease and by unproductive biological insertions #it's like let me catalog this shit....ah yes the material that comes from life after it ingests shit and expels shit #oh you're a buttfucker AND a blood drinker man..... I'm gonna have to delete this shit #what did we do exactly I ask my sister #and she is like well we gave them symbois and convinced them that the power had from them was theirs and meanwhile I pathos amd ethos #your sensory aparatus is so curious to me #I mean....you have ALWAYS fascinated me #on some level hello love lemme adjust it for you before I walk past #balls evenly balanced it was hot out #can you inagine if you just started sucking it right there in public #all the tattoed crowd might get offended #or it is like one of those weird I show up and lightning strikes #you can't make fun of me for the diving board that shit was perfectly timed #like getting ready to jump and the ground just reaches up and pulls a enough voltage to kill all the fags in one hit #When I am in that lucid state of mind near a nap and I am looking up I see a sky #but it's not our sky we see with our eyes no #it's....perhaps a zoomed out perspective looking down on things #pyramid architects...you mean I've stretched old mother earth's ears to the skies #I guess the appartus at that level isn't the body but like you could probably move the body from that state #or move anything I suppose if needed #or rescue a girl in deep shit #in a way I am like who the fuck taught you to go through the wite and she is like baby boy...You did #and look I know my feelings were all mine in class.....we just....vibed....#I am like here we are....right it's RTFM time except I am speaking personally to you #I am like can you see what I am capable of can you feel what I do to her....hahahaha #two strong women and I am like... 🤔....I will make you two my personal fuck whores

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number1abbasupporter · 23 days

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Barty, walking into the dorm room: hey reggie

Regulus: hey

James, who’s under the bed: hi!

Barty:

Regulus:

Barty: what was that?

Regulus:

Regulus: my dog…

#james is too polite to not say hi #his body also moves faster than his brain sometimes #marauders era #marauders #james potter #regulus black #incorrect marauders quotes #hp marauders #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james x regulus #regulus x james #marauders fandom

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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Jason, after being arrested at Disneyland: I was a political prisoner.

Bruce: How were you a political prisoner?

Jason: I punched a giant mouse in the face. Do I have to draw you a diagram?

#source: the simpsons #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #disney #tw politics #tw violence mention

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causalityparadoxes · 1 month

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people acting like its some terrible shame that anyone was speculating about Kate Middleton's whereabouts now we know its cancer. Oh shame for ever making fun of shitty photoshop jobs, don't you know she has cancer??

Nah mate. She married into a rich and powerful family thats been leeching of the British public and wider world for decades, centuries even. She is going to be given top treatment, probably at the expense of others. Hell despite the cock up they kept her out of the public eye for months so that's not a big stress either.

I'm sure it sucks for her and her rich spawn. I might even say I feel bad for the younger kids. I dont wish cancer on anyone but Charles etc, etc.

But lets not act like she's some poor single mother waiting on the NHS. Struggling on benefits or struggling to work while on chemo. Trying to feed her kids during cost of living crisis. Trying to just find time to be with them.

Kate has all the money in the world, her kids are in top schools with lots of rich relatives. They could easily be taken out of school and taught by top tutors to be more flexible with her health. She will likely be fine. And even if she isn't? She'll have had the best chance out of anyone. She would have the most comfort possible and people around her until the end.

So no. I literally do not care. I have no guilt or grief over memeing the every loving fuck out of a PR cockup by a bunch of royal leeches. To act like I should is absolute bollocks.

#anti monarchy #like i do not give a shit at fucking all #my parents are like oh nooo it was cancer 🥺🥺🥺#*incorrect buzzer* nope dont care. she's fucking rich #anyway its boring now all the monarchists are brown nosing poor kate #royal family #uk politics #kind of #and i fucking hate that its even in the same ball park #disband the monarchy

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myreygn · 3 days

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odysseus: i keep thinking of the infant from that night

polites: that's so sad alexa play open arms

#i keep thinking of the infant from that night i keep thinking of the infant from that- THIS LIFE IS AMAZING #cried at this part actually #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #the underworld #odysseus #polites #rip polites you'll always be famous #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect epic

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j4ckme · 2 months

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#politically incorrect #funny pics #idgaf #funny #lmao #wtf #dank memes #seriously wtf #memes #seriously funny

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incorrecthomer · 2 months

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Polites: *sneezes* Odysseus, inside the vents for unknown reasons: Bless you. Polites: ...god?

#greek mythology #incorrect greek mythology #greek heroes #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect quotes #the odyssey #incorrect odyssey #odysseus`s dudes #odysseus #polites

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meteors-lotr · 8 months

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Bilbo: Oh go fuck yourself! Thorin: I'd rather fuck you, please! Bilbo, now confused: W-What ?! Kíli, from the other side of the room: HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU! Fíli, next to Kíli: HE SAID PLEASE TOO!

#He's very polite #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #Kíli #Fíli #Thilbo #bagginshield

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stealingpotatoes · 4 months

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Just cuz there's Yoda slander happening; my biggest issue with him (and most of the Jedi council/masters) is how he expected traumatized Ani to just Get Over It™ once at the Jedi temple

#ITS CHRISTMAS EVE LETS NOT START DEBATING NUANCED AND COMPLICATED TOPICS #SAVE THAT FOR WHEN YOUR POLITICALLY INCORRECT UNCLE IS CHATTING GAS AT CHRISTMAS DINNER #thanks for the ask!#self potes-trait

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enigma-the-mysterious · 1 month

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Obviously, I won't wish cancer on my worst enemy, but I also can't give a single flying fuck about Charles or Kate or anyone from the British Royal Family as long as they continue to benefit from the wealth they plundered from my country for 200 long years, and their lifestyles and expensive treatments are paid with the blood and impoverishment of my ancestors and countrymen.

#kate middleton #original post #not incorrect quotes #british royal family #duchess of cambridge #prince william #india #desi tumblr #desi tag #desiblr #desi #british colonialism #british monarchy #uk politics

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unlawfulchaos · 11 months

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Ice: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and wash your eyes in holy water?

Maverick: Send it to me.

Ice: No, you're in a meeting.

Mav: So are you! And you're the one reading explicit things during Cain's rant, so don't you give me the eyebrows of judgement from across the room. I see you, Ice.

#ice googling new ways to rail mav in the middle of important admiral meetings #he's just as bored of the politics as mav is #ice is just a bit better at hiding it #they're one step away from sexting in a meeting #slider made the mistake of reading Ice's messages over his shoulder one time #never again #incorrect quotes #top gun #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ice hates admiral cain almost as much as cain hates mav #he is the king of passive aggression toward the drone admiral #Ice's eyebrows of judgement are famous throughout the navy

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 15 days

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VAGABOND: YOU THERE, BOY.

JUNE: i’m not a boy anymore.

VAGABOND: OH SORRY.

VAGABOND: YOU THERE, YOUNG LADY.

#submission #i like how wv got more polite #he ate his manners textbook i see #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #wayward vagabond #the mayor #june egbert #john egbert

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incorrectbatfam · 11 months

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Damian: Father passed this lady her drink and she said, "Thank you, sir... well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore, since it's a pronoun" and he literally looked at her like 😐.

Damian: He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative."