#incorrect odyssey

[incorrecthomer]

Circe: what do you want to drink? I have wine, juice, milk, spiders, tea ... Odysseus: spiders? Circe: okay, spiders Odysseus: no, i mean ... Circe: *already pouring spiders into Ody's mug*

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[godsofhumanity]

Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

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[meditando-en-paris]

Suitor *to Telemachus*: You are nobody's child! Odysseus: How do you now that?!

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[doob-or-something]

So yeah,,, as per my last post, the card was absolutely Odysseus in disguise

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[this-and-this-and-this2]

Penelope, just after learning that she's pregnant: Odysseus, I have a gift for you!

Odysseus: Oh, where is it?

Penelope: It's in my belly :)

Odysseus: You ate my gift?!

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[spacedem0n]

Odysseus: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom

Athena: Well, since your mom is dead, yes, I am

Odysseus: Wait, my mOM IS DEAD!!

Athena: SHIT-

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[katerinaaqu]

Calypso and her maidens: *preparing an entire choreography singing together with Calypso* 🎵 Doooon't go wasting your emotions... Lay all your love on meeeeee! 🎵

Meanwhile Odysseus at the beach: 🎵 Lonely...I'm Mr. Lonely... 🎵

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[magicalmyths]

Another thing i misheard in Epic: the musical was instead of "you can relax my friend" in open arms, I heard "you can eat max my friend"

Polites, you doing alright or did you just tell your bestie to eat someone?

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[ghostwithwings]

Zeus: "Aegisthus did not listened to my warnings when I sent Hermes to announce Agamemnon's son will return to kill him if he sticks to his wife's side AND kill him. Not even Hermes with his long tongue could change his mind!"

Athena:"Who cares about that mf,he deserved it! Let's talk about the divine 💫 Odysseus 💫 instead. Let's send Hermes to Calypso."

Hermes:"I didn't even sit down in fact, as every story starts with me sent Hades knows where!!"

Zeus:"What are you saying?"

Hermes:"To your orders, my Lord Zeus."

Hermes *kilometres of ocean later* "Dammit!"

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[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Odysseus: Penelope is everything. I’m just Ken.

Diomedes: huh?

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[incorrecthomer]

Penelope : *uses Odysseus's phone* Penelope : *sees contact called *MY LOVE ♥️* Penelope : aww- wait this isn't my number *calls the number* The other line : hello, this is area 51- and you again! With all respect sir can you stop calling us and asked about the aliens because we do not know Penelope : what the fu-

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[myblacknightworld]

Antinous: Tell everybody that before the day is out, we shall have a wedding... or a hanging! Either way we shall have a lot of fun!

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[meditando-en-paris]

Odysseus yelling at Poseidon: I only respect one authority. And that authority is my wife.

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[doob-or-something]

Does this joker card have Odysseus energy or do I have a problem

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[100blueberries]

Odysseus: the Gods have allowed me to live another day and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

The Gods, getting ready to boot him to Calypso’s island: actually we did not allow that

#I was thinking of this while listening to Monster #epic the musical #the odyssey #odysseus #greek mythology #the underworld saga #epic the underworld saga #epic the musical incorrect quotes

[spacedem0n]

No, but now seriously, can you imagine how funny it has to be with the whole army thinking, that Odysseus is crazy? Like, sure, Agamemnon got that it's not true, but gossip in such a large group of people is immortal.

And now, every time someone new was joining, soldiers heard "u know about a king of Ithaca? He's fu*king mad! He almost killed he's own son!" And people were like "Yeah, you're right!" Or "nah is not true" but in a camp it has to be obvious that when Odysseus was walking somewhere, or talking something out loud, everybody listen, just to know if he seems to be crazy. And that's also why in the beginning of the Iliad, he's the one who calming down the army- they want listen to him better then other leaders, becouse he's the subject of their theorys.

#Also he is mad actually #just not in the way they thought #but after the cyclop they could be sure #odysseus #incorrect odyssey #stupid talking #the odyssey #incorrect illiad #the illiad