Can I ask for uh some Loki and Sigyn content or no? Sorry if not
ooh sorry this is late lol but there is actually a loki x sigyn post tomorrow! it’s the second post in my regular schedule :)
**you can find requested posts by searching the tag “requested” <3
Jason: I’ve learned some very valuable lessons from you all today.
Hercules: I’m guessing they’re all horribly distorted from the lesson you actually should have taken away.
Jason: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically a god.
Anubis: Horus is washing the dishes and I just heard him say “who do you work for?! who’s your contact???” while repeatedly pushing a glass under water.
Thoth: At least he’s having fun???
Tezcatlipoca: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Quetzalcoatl: Literally all the time???
Tezcatlipoca: Then you should be used it to by now, bitchboy.
Hermes: I’m boooooored…
Loki: what do you wanna do?
Set: we could draw sharpie on hypnos?
Chernobog, dumping out a backpack filled with sharpies: ON IT!!!
*fulfilling a quest mission to pick avocados*
Hercules, picking an avocado: Picking avocados proves our hearts are true?
Jason, also picking avocados: What must we pick to prove our avocados are pure?
Jason: Woah, man. I just blew my own mind!
you’re the only real one 👑😌