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nor-4 · 15 days
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Aegon(texting y/n): Them titties tho lol
Aemond: This is her boyfriend
Aegon: Tell her I said "them titties tho"
Aemond: Where tf do you want to be buried
Aegon: in those titties bro duh!!
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madame-fear · 9 months
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Y/N, at Aegon’s funeral: I need a moment with him. Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves* Y/N, leaning over Aegon’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead. Aegon, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
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myrtlesandasphodels · 5 months
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Rhaenyra + Internet posts.
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aegonomics · 1 year
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incorrect house of the dragon 3/?
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raiisakitsune · 2 years
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Aemond returning home after killing luceyrs and starting a civil war: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated. Alicent: What the hell did you do?
Aemond:ikilledluke
Alicent: .... what?
Aemond: vhagerateluke
Otto: ....
Alicent:
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visndcaitswhore · 1 year
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Daemon: ARE YOU-
Y/n: Fucking.
Daemon: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Y/n: Fucking.
Daemon: IDIOT!
Rhaenyra: …What was that?
Y/n: Your father banned Daemon from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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swisscheesethethird · 2 years
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HoTD Family Dinner
Rhaenyra: Daddy pass the salt
Viserys: *Reaches for the salt*
Daemon: *Reaches for the salt*
Laenor: *Awkwardly reaches for the salt*
Harwin: *Reaches for the salt*
Criston: *Passes her the sugar*
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hauntedbythenarrative · 8 months
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Alicent shitposting pt. 33
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devilsjacket · 1 year
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Aegon, whispering to Jacaerys: you gotta know where to stick it in of course
Y/n, overhearing and whispering to Aegon: you don’t know where to stick it in
Aegon, sighing: that’s because you’re the one that sticks it in.
Jacaerys, almost choking on his wine: WHAT AM I HEARING RIGHT NOW-
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buttercup--bee · 2 years
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Aemond: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.
Aemond: Ask me to kill for you.
Y/N: ...First of all, calm down-
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nxpthys · 2 months
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Aemond: I hate weddings.
Aegon: Why?
Aemond: All the old people poke me and say 'You're next'.
Aegon: Then when you attend a funeral, get payback when you poke all the old people and say 'You're next'. That'll shut them up.
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nor-4 · 16 days
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Aegon: How are your boobs
Y/n: they are okay.
Aegon: Let me see
Y/n: No
Aegon: I just wanna make sure they're okay
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madame-fear · 9 months
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Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Aemond: Mine just says "Aemond no." Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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myrtlesandasphodels · 7 months
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they deserve it
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aegonomics · 1 year
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incorrect house of the dragon 5/?
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aemysbabyofficial · 3 months
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*Aegon and Aemond lost in the woods* Aegon: Dracarys! Aemond: What are you doing? You've been yelling that for hours. Aegon: Seeing if any dragons are near. They could light a fire or send a signal to someone.
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