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God I always forget how fucking autistic Bilbo is in the movies

#Just finished the second one with gf #Anywayd he stims so much #He talks to himself and narrates what he’s doing #He’s so extremely socially awkward (Yet with an air of confidence) #I’m autistic and I relate to him which is the most definite of proofs #Also it’s been a bit but I’m pretty sure he was autistic in the books as well #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #the hobbit headcanons #Bilbo Baggins #autism headcanon

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Biggest tragedy in the tolkienverse is that when the dwarves were captured by the elves in Mirkwood, Thorin lost his sickass fur lined coat

Like don’t get me wrong the replacement ain’t half bad, but like that coat is everything I want in my life

#Dwalin also lost his cool fur #I always get so upset when it happens #It does feel very Disney princessy #Like “Let’s get him a new outfit to sell more toys!’’ #They should have just fully committed and had a magical transformation scene when he reclaimed Erebor #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #thorin oakenshield #Thorin’s glorious Coat

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I’ve still got a few more in me, also idk if literally anyone cares about these but I’m having a lot of fun

So first we’ve got someone who I’ve never talked about before, but have been meaning to introduce. This is Elgaron, the son of Aragorn and Legolas, and Geralt’s younger brother. Just like Geralt he’s a total introvert, but he’s more on the shy side instead of “I hate everyone”. Loves kids though

We’ve got Elva, Jessah and Tialah, Brand’s older siblings. I’ve spoken about Elva before in my Dragon Individuals post on my main blog, but I’ve never elaborated that much on Jessah and Tialah. Jessah is a painter like his mum, while Tialah lives in the iron hills as a black smith with her mum. She’s a dwelf, if you hadn’t guessed

Then we’ve got Elody, the daughter of Arwen and Èowyn. She was born deaf, and has a major “Stares into your fucking soul” thing going on, and takes after her grandmother in many ways. She gets along great with Geralt, though they mostly just sit together doing their own things.

Elva, Jessah, Tialah, and Elody are all canon in my verse, but I’m still on the fence about Elgaron. I like him a lot though, and I enjoy the idea of Geralt being a brother, so we’ll see

I don’t think I’m gonna make any kids for Elladan and Elrohir, so this is it for now, unless I finally cave and give Tilda and Boromir some

I enjoy making fankids alright?

I haven’t made them like this in a while lol

This is the picrew, it’s really pretty and I recommend using it lol

#Elva is a dragonling which is why she is so….dragony #Elva #Jessah #Tialah #Elgaron Greenleaf #Elody Eadig of Rivendell #Meteor Reblogs

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Oh my GOD you guys work fast

This is bloody amazing, and exactly how I envisioned it

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Your art is amazing by the way #Meteor reblogs

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SKJAKFJSKSN YES THATS EXACTLY IT

What I’m envisioning from @meteors-lotr’s baby elves post is tiny Legolas just looking like this

#I’d say it’s a bit more newborn bird like but like this is exactly what I meant #Meteor Reblogs

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So was anyone gonna tell me that we’re getting an animated lord of the rings movie about Rohan, or was I just going to find out about that when checking the upcoming movies for my local cinema

#I thought about making the actual meme but I decided against it #Worst part is that I was complaining to my friend about how there were no movies coming out that was worth going to the cinema to watch #And joked that they should make a Lord of the rings four #(Before immediately being like please don’t make a Lotr four that would be awful let’s be honest) #Let’s just say we popped OFF when reading that #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #the war of the rohirrim #Miranda Otto is in it so I’m assuming her storytelling is gonna be the framing device #Cause it’s about Helms Deep #Like hundreds of years in the past #I like that it’s a story abouy men tho #Caude we’ve had hobbits (Lotr) Dwarved (The Hobbit ironically enough) and elves (Rings of Power) #So here’s the human movie #Huzzah!

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I want all of us to be honest with ourselves, if Thorin and Bilbo had been the biological parents of Frodo, his name would probably have been Throdo

#It’s awful but it’s the truth 👍 #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #tw mpreg #It’s like heavily implied #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #frodo baggins #(Throdo Baggins-Oakenshield) #bagginshield #Thilbo #Headcanon

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Thorin: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that. Bilbo: That is why I look at you like that.

#Bilbo: Now give the people of Dale what you promised them 🥺 #Thorin: Okay 😔 #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #Thilbo #bagginshield

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NONE OF YOU SAW THAT

#IM GOING TO MEET MY GF RN MY FOCUS ISNT 100% OKAY! #DONT JUDGE ME

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He just turned around, Bilbo is still standing right behind him hearing every word

Thorin: OW! Bilbo: What happened? Thorin: Nothing, just nicked myself on the blade Bilbo: Aw, here *kisses his finger* Thorin: Why'd you do that? Bilbo: It's a hobbit thing! Kissing booboos makes you feel better! Thorin: -Later- Thorin: Dwalin I need you to punch me in the mouth

#All the other dwarves that are also right there: Really? Right in front of my green food?

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Fuuuuck me I double posted again

#Congrats on your food I guess #But this also means my queue is messing up and I gotta look into that

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Boromir: What’s that sound? Legolas: It’s the wind, it’s speaking to us. Aragorn, annoyed: Well then, what's it saying? Legolas: I don’t know. I don’t speak wind.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #aragorn son of arathorn #legolas greenleaf #boromir

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Kíli: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to freely meet Tauriel? Thorin: When I’m dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I’m dead.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #kíli #kili the dwarf #thorin oakenshield #kiliel

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Reblogging to promote! Very excited, and I hope some of my followers choose to participate!

Invitation for Aragorn x Legolas enthusiast to be participate in #aralasweek2024 event!

The event will run over seven days from July 2 to July 8.

This was held for the second time. Get your free pass, Everyone!

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Before Fellowship

To Lothlorien

Between Anduin and Rohan

Siege of Gondor

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The Final

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Space/Sci-fi

Steampunk

Wizard Academy

Soulmates

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Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

#Aragorn knows that elves are extremely ugly and weird looking as babies #And he also knows that Legolas is in fact one of the prettier ones #The rest of them are just questioning if it’s some sort of prank #Gandalf fucks with them by showing a picture of a mushroom saying that all wizards grow from them #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr headcanons #the fellowship of the ring #the fellowship headcanons #legolas greenleaf #aragorn son of arathorn #Samwise Gamgee #frodo baggins #merry brandybuck #pippin took #Boromir #gimli son of gloin #Gandalf the gray

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Actually iconic

The way 8 years old me deliberately dressed up as Alfrid Lickspittle from the hobbit because I was bored

Girl boss right there

#I hate Alfrid so bloody much #But that just means that I love cosplays of him even more

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Here we also have Brand, son of Bain and Vivian (OC), and Juniper and Ivy, twins of Tauriel and Sigrid

I haven’t made them like this in a while lol

This is the picrew, it’s really pretty and I recommend using it lol

#This is the first time I make a definitive design for the sigriel twins #All three of the kids are half elves #And while Brand and Juniper embrace both parts of their culture equally #Ivy is a lot more human