#castanza

[lostcryptids]

#castanza

[drinksss]

the show about nothing

#artists on tumblr #seinfeld #george castanza #jerry seinfeld #cosmo kramer #elain benes #smog #lineless illustration

[wintercorrybriea]

jack nicholson being 36 in the last detail and 40 in the shining is crazy cause i thought he was just like old looking cause it’s the 70s but he was old even back then

#idk ​36 isn’t really old but i just idk never put an age on jack nicholson cause he’s got that bruce willis george castanza look going #nigga he damn near 100 but also so is al pacino which is i guess why they look…like that #i hate time 🖕🏾

[futurefind]

//ef et 14 rea is half vi/e/ra half mi/qo//te btw <3 buncat of all time. she hides her tails n ears if not using outright tries to glamour them away bc she cant control their expressions <3

#personals dni // #mun babbles // #bby buncat hitting vi.er.a puberty n sprouting a tail: F A W K #young adult buncat suffering bc her dads a 6ft cat n moms a v.i.e.ra AND SHES 5'5!!! WHADDAHELL!!!! #its fine its cool shes fi-- -silent second puberty gives her ears the muscle development to be as expressive as cats- #-DISTANT GEORGE CASTANZA SCREAMING- #how can she gaslight gatekeep girlboss with her most vulnerables on blast (honest expresions)?! #its fine she binds her tail beneath her clothes/pants and god knows what for her ears #if shes not hiding them wholesale + getting hearing aids to compensate #shes investing in hidden fking Ear Splints to keep them still LOL #more realistically she hides it n lets u presume shes hy.ur dwai #shes so fluffy w her hair down youd never see human placement ears Anyways #SIGHS AND CENSORS IT BC IMMEDIATE ATTENTION

[jacubesilvora]

Working on an original bit of writing and two characters just popped up like "Hey, we're not big parts of where you are in the story yet. Do you want to focus on us and nothing else for days on end?" and I responded, "No, thank you," but it was too late and here we are. They're both pathetic in their own unique, terrifying ways and I wouldn't have realized if they hadn't taken over my brain.

#personal #that george castanza fancam has done this to me #it makes sense I swear

[piboss-314]

A Blast From The Past

I just read a reminder article about Seinfeld, the show’s George Castanza. It took me back to some seriously good days off laughter! News article, NY Yankees Honor George

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#comedy #George Castanza #nyy #Seinfeld #TV series #Yankees

[lips-of-rainbow]

George castanza is the OG

#george castanza #dont ask me what hes the OG of #he just is #i will not elaborate #your gonna stand there and tell me im wrong

[tedhead]

george castanza poker ad leave me alone

[fatestouch]

i keep getting jumpscared by fucking george castanza while scrolling tumblr fkdbsjsbdb

#ooc;; #leave me ALONE

[fleetingmotivation]

Listen all I'm saying is that if George castanza was a trans woman she'd do fuckin numbers on here. She'd give a neurotic rant about how she both does and doesn't want to pass after getting catcalled by some construction workers or something and then end up walking past construction sites in more and more clocky outfits. Anyway shed end up getting a date with a butch and then fuck it up by asking if they'd build her a table to replace the one Kramer broke in the b plot by trying to put a too heavy synthesizer on it.

#sienfeld

[scissorsisters]

George castanza wouldve loved wuthering heights by kate bush

[themirokai]

Hey Miro, hope you had a good day! For the weird questions for writers, could I please ask for whichever of 4, 25, 28, or 32 that you're most interested to talk about? Thank you!!

Good evening! My day was fine, I hope yours was too! Thanks for the ask!

4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?

I was going to say tintinnabulation because I just like it and go off, Poe. But I think if we're really talking about a word to which I have a visceral weird reaction, I'm going to say whereas. I work on contracts all day, every day. And the vast majority of those contracts start with a set of "whereas" clauses, or the recitals. And you use the recitals to lay out the basic facts of the situation, so that in theory you all start out on the same page. In a real estate contract it'll be like:

WHEREAS, the owner is This Dude and he owns land in this location and this is where you can find the recorded deed; and,

WHEREAS, Miro's Company does environmental restoration work and wishes to buy an easement on the land; and,

etc.

And it's so dumb. It's really dumb. Why do we have this capitalized word that is basically meaningless? And in some of my contracts, I have the recitals as a numbered list which has exactly the same effect as whereas clauses

BUT BUT!!!

I just cannot quit whereas. There's something about it that makes my brain go ping. It's like I see it and do the George Castanza meme. I'm shifting into contract mode. Which is STILL DUMB because I'm always in contract mode!! And yet and yet. I love and hate this very stupid outdated word and the tradition that keeps it alive.

I was going to answer more of these but I feel like this rant is already long enough. 😬 Oh! And I did 25 over here.

#miro does asks #miro irl #lawblr #real lawblr #sometimes I go on rants about contract stuff

[drinksss]

George Castanza is the kryptonite for tumblr artists

#txt #seinfeld #can you image what he'd look like in the typical (for lack of a better word) tumblr art style? #NO because nobody draws fat bald people with glasses. BUT THEY SHOULD! #I say this but I haven't drawn george castanza yet. this is my call to action

[infectedpaul]

for like a good 3 or 4 minutes i was convinced spamton a spamton was George castanza /srs

#dex says things

[awkwardgaydude]

Actually gonna be moving soon.

The funny thing is the apartment complex is names after sienfeld stuff.

Vandeley Dr, Kramer Dr etc.

And the 2 bedroom model is called Castanza

[clawheld]

iggy is a really fun character for me to talk about the lore of. its more robust and thought out than you might imagine. like he has total amnesia about who he was before he was a vampire because he was only embraced in like the 80s or something and he was like a george castanza/jay sherman guy. prematurely balding stressed out and single. about as gay as george is and in the same ways. like hes into showtunes. and now as a vampire hes like *grins* have you met my gorgeous bride? and its just a normal looking woman and he just has sexless sleepovers with her and tells her to wear pretty dresses and shes like. okay. and hes like ah ah ah my lahve you are divine. hes like a boy playing with barbies