#chix dont u evah try to kiss her again

[a-snek-in-a-hat]

"He tried to kiss me on VE day. I pushed him into the Thames."

-Holly Short, telling Artemis about the time Chix Verbil tried to kiss her. Also, who are we kidding, the whole gang probably watches Marvel together. Artemis loves it. Only comes down to watch Laurel and Hardy? Well, I think that's because either Marvel is for watching with the gang, he doesn't want to talk to his parents or they're watching something that he secretly like but won't admit it, like Adventure Time or Gravity Falls.

#artemis fowl incorrect quote #artemis fowl #holly short #agent carter #chix dont u evah try to kiss her again #saying you can and will only watch laurel and hardy is a cry for help #no shade tho #love that show #artemis #listen buddy #we have said and we'll say it again #GO TO THERAPYYYYYYYYYY