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footballxwrites · 3 years

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Drunk Stonesy plssss ❤️❤️❤️ I LOVE ur writing

Thank you my lovely x

“How many have you had” you giggled as you opened the door to a smiling John slumped against the frame drunk as ever, “eh only a couple” he shrugged with a slur before collapsing into the house and onto your shoulder, “yeah yeah whatever Stones and I’m the fairy godmother” you rolled your eyes, struggling to hold his weight.

“Well haven’t I missed youuuu” he exclaimed, opening his arms out wide and surrounding you in a warm bear hug before pucking his lips for a kiss, “you ain’t getting anywhere near me till you brushed your teeth, you bloody stink of Vodka” you objected, pulling a disgusted frown at the lingering smell of drink on him, making you want to gag so very badly as he huffed and moved away from you, looking you up and down taking in every little detail of you.

“You’re so hot” he said lowly with a wide smile, his words slightly slurring together causing you to laugh your head off as you checked yourself out in the mirror, staring at your fluffy thumper primark pyjamas and if he’s mad about you in those then fuck me I’d love to see his drunk reaction when you’re all dolled up, “not as hot as you though darling” you grinned, bigging him up making his ego grow massively.

“I love you so much, you do-don’t even understand” he burped, landing on the sofa with a thud before grabbing your wrist and pulling you onto his lap, a sleepy smirk lying on his face as you brushed his messed up curls that were drooped over his forehead out his face, “like to the moon and backkk or infinity and beyond”

“Love you more baby” you teased, leaning in towards him heading straight for his plump lips before dodging them making him groan in annoyance as you traced a pattern across his bare arm, slightly digging your nails in, “come onnnn seriously?” he complained, steadying a hand on your waist as you couldn’t help but laugh at his clingy self, “someone’s needy tonight aren’t they mr horny?”

“You have no idea” he deeply growled with a tired voice, his eyes just about staying open as he set his gaze upon yours, “I need you so badddd” he whinged shifting his seating position as you felt something grow under you, “what you need is a glass of water and bed” you gasped, lifting your body off him and dragging him into the kitchen, “you’re no fun” he continued to whine, going all moody with you.

“Not my fault you’re way too out of it...you’ll be lucky to find which hole to put it in” you trailed off, quietly giggling to yourself as you poured the ice cold water and got his some paracetamol which he’d be thankful for in the morning, before once again taking his arm and flinging it around your shoulder to keep his balance as he could just about stand, and that was with the support of you.

“right then, let’s get you to bed” you sighed, mentally working out how you were going to get your drunken, sex driven boyfriend up a flight of stairs and into bed, “ooh I like the sound of that” he smirked just as the two of you reached the bedroom, you throwing him on the bed and shuffling the covers on him before not even a minute later, a series of loud snores began to fill the silent room and you left him in peace, knowing he’d wake up with the worst hangover going, feeling about ten years older 🤍

#football #footballer #football blurb #footballer imagine #john stones #manchester city

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wenwenbittercake · 4 years

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Two faces ✨✨✨✨

Warning:swearing, falling and the rest is for you to find out. ( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)

It's been a month since you joined the Survey Corps and things are going pretty well. You made new friends and experience new things. One night, you and the girls are chatting in your dorm room. It was late but it helps you released the stress of fighting Titans. You sat on the floor, listening to what the girls are saying. Hisoria was joking about Mikasa having a crush on Eren, while she was denying the fact. You weren't paying attention but a question got your attention backback.

"Wait, what? " You nearly spill your tea.

"Who do you like? I'm sure you must like someone here right?"

Historia asked you normally but that question surely made you nervous. You've been liking Hanji for the past weeks. Yes! Hanji, someone who is obsessed with Titans. The girl who's always busy doing new invasions and interested in spending her time alone. You even question yourself sometimes.

You started knowing your feelings for Hanji about a few weeks ago, when Haji decided to steel liquor from the food storage. She begged you to come with her, in the end, you Are her assistant.

Luckily, you both get the liquor bottle out. Nearly getting caught! You both got to the top of the walls, which is Hanji's plan to drink there. You refused to drink because you knew you would be the one who carry her back to the dorm room.

There, she joked around and laugh about it. She even told you about her new research. However, it didn't take long for her to get drunk.

"Hanjiii let's go back, I don't want to get in trouble."

"Oh come onnnn, stop being so scared. Don't worrrrryyyy, that short stufffff won't yelllll youuu" Hanjiii was clearly drunk. You giggle at what Haji just said.

She got up and started walking. You started to get worried.

"Hajii come back, you might fall of the wall!"

You aren't joking when you said that. The walls have both fence or anything. Besides, she's drunk. She might fall off the wall if she miss her steps.

"You mean like thissss" Haji was bow standing so close to the edge of the wall.

You stood up and finally realized how hard the wind was blowing. You feared that she might lose her balance and fall.

"Hajii come back, it's not funny!"

"Oh come on! Come get me thennn" Haji teased.

"Hanji, you know I'm scared of heights"

"Oh really? Why don't you come seeeee the vieww?" Hanji invited you to come but your not that naive.

"Hajiii, plssss come back!" The cold wind hit you making your legs tremble.

"Oh so you mean like this?" She said as she took a step. Still on the edge of the wall.

"Hajiii! That's it! I'm leaving!" You stood up and walk to the stair case and turn back to see Hanji talking at leap into air.

"Nooooo"

You run toward Hanji and dived toward Hanji to catch but it's too late. She was gone. No way to be found. You flip on your back on the sky to get your gear out and attached to the wall but realizing.......

You left your gear on the walls. You were so eager to save Hanji that you forgot that you left your gears. Now you are falling hopelessly. You realized the last thing you saw was Hanji smiling at you. That's the last thing you will ever remember before you fall to your death.

But suddenly, a pair of arms caught you. You open your eyes to see Hanji catching you in her arms and flew you back on the walls. You then remembered that Hanji have her gear. That's why she's so daring in the first place.

She placed you back on the walls. You then noticed how pale her face was. She was obviously shocked.

"WTF is wrong with you!" She yelled at your face.

"Why who you jump out without a gear!" She yelled at you in a worried way making you speechless.

"Why would you tease me then?" You yelled back.

"Y/N I've been doing this for years! I'm not diving into mid air like you!" Hanji yelled back and then there was silent.

This is the first time you ever seen Hanji this serious and angry. Causing u to be speechless. You stared in her eyes. Almost as if you both were about to kiss. But Hanji hugged you instead. So tight that you feel like your bones are crushing.

"Don't ever do that, ok?" With that you both went back to your dorms.

After that, you felt award with Hanji. You would help her around but you would be blushing all the time. You would jolt ever times she called your name or times when she brushed her self against you in an accident. You know she wouldn't feel anything and falling for her is pointless. But you can't help but fall for her.

After the night with the girls, you felt as if you should confront her about your feelings. Your desires for her.

The next night, you couldn't sleep. The thought of Hanji warm arms holding you close to her make you melt. You decided to get a tea to clear your head. You walked out of the dorm to get some tea when you heard a whimper. It was coming from Hanji's room. You try to ignore it but your curiosity got the best of you. You placed your ear near the door.

You started hearing Hanji's moans and panting. Causing a sudden vibration in your body. On the other side of the door, Hanjiii was breathing heavily, her right middle finger, rubbing against her clit causing her to moan every second. Her other hand was playing her tits, rolling them playfully.

You started to feel a knot in your stomach. Feeling hot and uncomfortable. You were all wet and needy. Shivering. Suddenly, you heard your name on the other side.

"Y/N fuck!" You can hear Hanji moaning your name over. You felt like burning. You wish you could see what is going on. Then you heard foot steps, not from Hanji, but from the Hall way, you knew you would be on big trouble if you were found out. A sudden hand pulled you inside.

You were slammed against the door. You opened your eyes to see Hanji, half naked.

"Were you being a peeping Tom to me?" Hainji ask as she kiss your neck softly.

"No I was -ummm"

"Don't say a word! You know what naughty girl will get?"

With that, Hanji room was filled with moans and swearing.

(Sasha went out to steal potatoes from the cafeteria and came back. She saw you being pulled into Hanji's room. She suddenly got worried, thinking you might be getting in trouble. When she placed her ear on the door, she heard you moaning, causing her to jolt and walk away.)

( Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy❤)

#aot hanji #hanji zoe #hanji x reader #aot smut

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doctorgerth · 4 years

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Zoro for the game plssss

Yessssss sweet grass husband of course!! Anything for you, Duchess 😘

Roronoa Zoro

| Favorite thing about them |

His character design. His strength. His sword skills. His total dorkiness and embarrassing lack of sense of direction. His pre-time skip laughter. His stupid hot face. And ridiculous green hair. How good he is with kids without intending to be. His relationship with all crew members. How protective and caring he is towards his friends. Just ahh so much to love about Zoro!!!

| Least favorite thing about them |

The fact that he doesn’t laugh like he used to pre ts 😭😭 I miss that dorky laughter

| Favorite line |

| brOTP |

Zoro x Luffy...such good bros...but also Zoro x Nami...

| OTP |

Zoro x Okiku!!! Big strong beautiful swordswoman! Zoro x Hiyori!!!! He needs a lovely Wano lady. Or man, whichever. Zoro x Law??? 👀👀 Zoro x Duchess?????? 😳💕

| nOTP |

I’m probs gonna get a lot of flack for it but ZoSan. I’m not even gonna elaborate, I don’t want anyone coming for my head 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

| Random headcanon |

Zoro sometimes uses Chopper like a teddy bear when he takes a nap. Usually gets the best sleep that way.

| Unpopular opinion |

Just gonna cheat and reiterate that I don’t ship ZoSan because at this point that is a very unpopular opinion lmao

| Song I associate with them |

Literally the only ones coming to my head are

Headstrong - Trapt (def on his workout playlist)

Oh and of course

Eye of the Tiger - Survivor (lol classic)

Basically anything that’s heavy and pumps him up, it’ll fit. Maybe some heavy metal or even trap music. Ok yeah Zoro likes trap music, new HC lol

| Favorite picture of them |

This one sucks for real cuz come onnnn there’s so much good fanart of him out there! Anything that involves him and Chopper has me 🥺🥺🥺

#send me a character #roronoa zoro #zoro #eireduchess

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