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badshah-cornelius · 7 months
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One of the most telling things about Azerbaijan's conquest of Nagorno-Karabakh is how they immediately pivoted from claiming just Karabakh as their land, to saying both Zangezur (southern Armenia) and Yerevan (Armenia's capital) also both belong to Azerbaijan.
These bastards were treating territorial integrity as sacrosanct, immutable and crucial about all else. But they readily abandoned that when they decided, actually, all Armenian land belongs to them. They're not even taking the time to grow comfortable with their gains in Karabakh, they've jumped straight to laying the groundwork for the next invasion.
The only question now is, when Azerbaijan finally attacks (when, not if), will that be a bridge too far for the rest of the international community to ignore? Or is Armenia truly going to be left to its fate - invasion and genocide?
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Hug
Words: 2405 Warnings: None Summary: Merlin had a tendency to say some strange things, but--
"You," Merlin jutted his chin out obstinately, and jabbed a resolute finger at Arthur, "owe me a hug."
--but this was by far the strangest. 
Notes: I have literally zero explanation for this bit of schmaltz, except that it occurred to me that, if Arthur had lived long enough to hear all of Merlin's magical adventures, Merlin would have 100000000% told him about the Fomorrah incident, and promptly demanded a redo hug once he heard about the one he didn't remember. GIVE MERLIN EMRYS A HUG 2KFOREVER ARTHUR.
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Merlin had a tendency to say some strange things.
Well, he said stupid things, for a start, things like dollophead or clotpole or, once even goosebrain—words that weren't actually words at all, just a whole bunch of nonsensical gibberish, made-up, a few sounds he'd just smashed together when he felt he'd been using prat too much. He said treasonous things, too, of course, but that bit went without saying—he said things that could get him—should get him, if Arthur was being honest with himself, the things Merlin said should get tossed in the stocks or dungeons or even outright hung for even letting the words pass his lips—things like Arthur, if you get mud on your armor like this again, I'm going to kill you, or Arthur, if you try to go on that dangerous quest, I'll drug your breakfast and lock you in your chambers and I'll tell all the guards you're enchanted so they know not to listen to you, or once, even a Arthur, the next time you say we aren't going to get ambushed by bandits and we get ambushed by bandits, I'm going to cut off your mouth and sew it back on inside out and upside down—that one alone could have earned him about a thousand death sentences, but Arthur had been, much as he hated to admit it, highly entertained by it all the same.
Look, Arthur was trying to make a point here. The point was this. Merlin said things. Stupid things. Treasonous things. Things that would have had Arthur's father rolling in his grave should they ever reach his ears—I'm not going to enchant a flagon of ale that never runs out for you, Gwaine, or how about if I just turn Lord Rodney into a toad and be done with it, come on, Arthur, he's insufferable, or damn dragon's being cryptic again—
But. But Arthur had gotten used to it. Merlin had magic, and Merlin had a dragon—two dragons, sorry—and Merlin was, whatever the idiot's own insistence to the contrary, some kind of—err, royalty to other sorcerers. Ruler. Monarch. Lord, maybe. King, perhaps. Arthur didn't know, and Merlin outright refused to admit to it, even when the druids' ambassadors dropped to their knees at the sight of him, and he turned several different shades of red in quick succession.
Getting off the point. Merlin said strange things, that was the point, things about destiny and magic and spells and dragons and coins and once and future kings. Arthur really didn't want to get into all of it.
But this—
"You," Merlin jutted his chin out obstinately, and jabbed a resolute finger at Arthur, "owe me a hug."
—this was by far the strangest.
Arthur raised his eyebrows. "Excuse me?" Of course, prophesized warlock or not, Merlin could be a bit of a girl at times, but this was taking it a bit far, even for him. Maybe he was hearing things?
"You owe me," Merlin repeated, without missing a beat, and he seemed so indignant about the whole thing, Arthur was almost tempted to laugh, "you owe me a hug!"
Arthur blinked. All right, so he wasn't hearing things. "What?"
"You hugged me," Merlin said, the perfect picture of dignified affront, "you hugged me, and I don't even remember it!"
"Merlin," Arthur set the latest report from Sir Tristan facedown on the desk—he had a feeling he wasn't going to be getting to the end of it anytime soon—and leaned across the polished surface to get a better look at the man, "have you been on the cider?" It was a bit of a low blow, and Arthur knew it, what with all the times Merlin had never actually been in the tavern, but it was the only rational conclusion he could draw.
Merlin had a way of looking at people, sometimes, like he was seriously weighing the merits of turning them into a roach. This was one of those times. "No, I haven't," he said, with admirable composure. "And you know that, so stop being an ass, Arthur, it suits you a little too well."
"Merlin—!" Speaking of things that could get the man a thousand death sentences. Arthur decided perhaps the stocks were getting a little lonely as of late.
"Look, Gwaine and I were talking—"
"Oh," Arthur relaxed, and settled back in his seat. "That's it, then." He picked Sir Tristan's report back up. An invisible force plucked the paper from his fingers, and sent it fluttering out of his reach, facedown on the floor at Merlin's feet.
"Merlin!" Arthur glanced around for something to throw. Perhaps the inkwell?
"Listen!" Merlin put his hands on his hips. Had anyone ever thought to tell him how he looked nothing so much as an angry housewife when he did that? "Do you remember that time when we were out on patrol, and we got attacked by bandits—"
"Could you be more specific?"
"—and," Merlin continued, with another should-I-turn-him-into-a-roach look, "you and I got separated from everyone else, and I got hit by a mace, and then there was that big rock fall, and you thought I'd got lost—"
"Vividly," Arthur said flatly. It wasn't a day he liked to think about, to put it lightly.
"—only I didn't actually get lost, remember, I told you, Morgana found me, and she put that snakey thing in my neck that made me try to kill you and—"
"The point, Merlin."
The idiot must have realized he was rambling, because he stopped short. He even had the grace to blush. "Well." He huffed. "Gwaine tells me you hugged me."
Oh. So that's what they were getting at, then. Arthur's face began to burn like fire. "Gwaine," he said, as seriously as he could, and oh, he hoped to the gods Merlin couldn't see the flush crawling up his neck and flooding into his cheeks, "is about the most unreliable source in the entire kingdom, Merlin."
Merlin must have expected the resistance, because he countered at once. "He seemed pretty sure of himself when he told me."
"Yes, and how many had he knocked back by that point?" Arthur sniped. Logic told him he should just swallow his pride and cop to it—fine, all right, so he'd hugged Merlin, but it had been quick and one-armed and decidedly very manly, and also, he'd thought the idiot was dead for the past three days, so that had to count for something, right?—but logic also said that if he did swallow his pride and cop to it, Merlin would never let it go, and. Well. He couldn't have that.
"He was sober!"
"And you're sure it was Gwaine?"
"Arthur!" Merlin's hands were on his hips again. They were back to the angry-housewife stage.
Arthur bit back a sigh. "Look, Merlin, not that I don't love a nice stroll down memory lane every now and then, but I fail to see what this has to do with—"
"You hugged me!"
"That's still up for debate."
"And I don't even remember it!"
"Common occurrence for things that didn't happen." Arthur wondered if it was worth it to get up and get the report off the floor, or if he ought to just start on a new one.
"I don't believe it." Merlin collapsed into the seat opposite Arthur. "The one time you hugged me, and I don't even remember it."
"Merlin," Arthur dragged in a breath, and rubbed tiredly at the bridge of his nose, "if you're going to insist on spouting nonsense—"
The last dragonlord, the slayer of the High Priestess Nimeuh and the immortal sorcerer Cornelius Sigan and gods knew who else, the ruler-slash-monarch-slash-lord-slash-king to the magical community, the almighty warlock Emrys, gave what Arthur could only describe as a pout. "I deserve a hug that I remember."
Arthur ran out of patience. "I'm not going to hug you!"
The almighty warlock Emrys pouted harder. "I could die tomorrow, and if I did, I would go to my grave without even the memory of—"
"Merlin, you're immortal."
At least that seemed to pull Merlin from his sulk, because he snorted, and sat up a little straighter. "Yeah, I'm immortal if no one, y'know, stabs me, or poisons me, or shoots me, or starves me—"
"Yes, yes, I get the point," Arthur waved a dismissive hand, and tried not to dwell on the image the flippant words had conjured up of a bleeding and poisoned and arrow-ridden Merlin. "Look, I've got quite a lot of work to do, in case you haven't noticed, we can't all sit around practicing spells and riding dragons and getting worshipped by druids—"
Merlin turned red. "I-I'm not—!"
"—so, if you won't leave, why don't you make yourself useful?" Arthur nodded at his favorite pair of boots at the foot of the bed, the leather tops still crusted over with a fair bit of mud from their last patrol.
Merlin slumped from his chair, slumped over to the boots, slumped to the floor at the foot of Arthur's bed, and slumpily picked up the boots.
Slumpily. Arthur stifled a groan. Damn it, Merlin, you've got me using your idiotic made-up words now.
Arthur shook his head and returned to his reports. All thoughts of Merlin's terrible influence aside, maybe now he could actually get some proper work done and—
His thoughts scattered to a million different corners of his mind when the soft, unmistakable swish of coarse bristles on dirty leather met his ears. Oh, for gods' sakes, what on earth was the idiot playing at now—?
"Merlin," Arthur looked up, "what are you doing?"
"Er—?" Merlin lifted his head, his eyes decidedly on the hesitant side. "Polishing your boots? Like—like you said?"
Arthur frowned at the familiar sight—Merlin, sprawled at the foot of the bed, his back to the wooden frame, a polishing brush in one hand and Arthur's left boot balanced on his knee. It wasn't something he'd ever expected to see again, was it, not after—and he'd made it quite clear, hadn't he, he'd made it clear that Merlin could—? Well, perhaps he hadn't, it wasn't like they had really talked about it much, it wasn't like it was high on anyone's list of priorities when the truth had first come out, but—well—never mind, never mind, he'd set it to rights. "I—I don't mind, you know."
Merlin stared back at him blankly. "Mind?"
"The—erm—" Arthur held up a hand, and rather awkwardly wiggled his fingers. It wasn't anything like the baffling, complex, fluid sorts of motions Merlin did when he was casting spells, but the king was fairly confident it got the point across. "The magic. You can use the magic. To—to polish," he added, just to be absolutely clear. "I thought that's what—I thought that's what you'd—you know."
"Oh." Merlin looked down at the brush in his hands like he hadn't even realized it was there. "All right, then." He shrugged, and he went back to polishing the boots. By hand. With the brush.
Arthur ran out of patience. To be fair, it wasn't something he'd ever had in spades. "Really,Merlin?" He pushed his chair back from the desk, stalked over to the idiot—all crouched on the floor with his long legs tucked up to keep them out of the way—and snatched the half-done boot from his grasp. "For all your incessant whining about chores, I'd have thought you'd jump at the chance."
A small smile flicked at the corners of Merlin's lips. "Well." He made a wide grab for the boot, and missed spectacularly. His abysmal aim, his nonexistent coordination, his complete lack of athleticism—the only things about him that hadn't changed. The reminder that somewhere inside the all-powerful sorcerer who spoke six different languages and cast magic more extraordinary than any High Priestess could ever hope to achieve, somewhere inside Emrys, there was still Merlin.
"I like," Merlin said, softly, "to do it by hand. I'm happy to be your servant," he added, sincerely, not a trace of mockery or mirth in his voice. "Until the day I die." The smile bloomed into full, brilliant being across his face. "It's an honor to serve you, Sire."
It wasn't the first time Merlin had said something like this—of course it wasn't the first time Merlin had said something like this, the man was an absolute girl's petticoat at the best of times, always with the talking, and the feelings, and the heart on his sleeve sort of thing—but this was the first time he had said it with such feeling, and over something so simple. The immortal warlock Emrys called it an honor to clean the mud from his boots, and Arthur had to stop, and swallow hard, before he could speak again.
"You—" say stupid things and mad things and treasonous things and you have magic and two dragons and druids worship you even though you cry when you see baby rabbits and you could rule a kingdom but you want to be a servant, you want to be my servant, you think it's an honor to be my servant— "—are such a girl, Merlin."
And maybe Arthur was a girl, too, because—
—well, because he maybe pulled Merlin into a hug.
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badshah-cornelius · 10 months
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After playing Pentiment, this is how I feel every time I start writing an email to someone
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badshah-cornelius · 5 months
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I've started watching HBomberguy's video on plagiarism, and I'm really excited to see how he lambasts Internet Historian.
I can't speak to the overall quality of his work, but IH showed a lot of sympathy to the Proud Boys and other right wingers in the past, so I always had him pegged as a fucko. It didn't help that he also seemed like a meme-poisoned dumbass in other ways.
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badshah-cornelius · 5 months
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The worst part of this whole James Somerton drama is that he WASN'T EVEN ON CRIBS
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badshah-cornelius · 2 years
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Western leftists sure love acting like Russia's goal in this war isn't the complete and total suppression of Ukraine, after spending so much time and energy insisting they weren't going to declare war in the first place.
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badshah-cornelius · 2 months
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Happy Soghomon Tehlirian Day Everyone <3
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badshah-cornelius · 2 years
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As of tonight, the situation of Azerbaijan's assault on Armenian territory looks too well-coordinated to be a spontaneous breakout of violence. Much like with Russia justifying its invasion of Ukraine, Azerbaijan claims to be targeting "military installations" in retaliation while specifically shelling civilians.
It's a nakedly belligerent escalation.
The only question now is if anyone internationally will do something about this. Nagorno-Karabakh is stuck in this incredibly shitty situation where it's within Aze's borders so previous escalations were easier for Aze to justify.
But, now this is attacking Armenia Proper. Russia is technically obliged to intervene, but it pretty obviously is hard-pressed to do so considering its disastrous losses in Ukraine the past week. Russia would not give up THAT much territory in a matter of days without something seriously wrong.
I hope there's enough reason for the US and Western Europe to intervene in some capacity, shitty as they are. But even with a blatant act of agression like this, they technically don't have the same obligation to revolve on Armenia's behalf. In fact, Turkey can probably do plenty to throw a wrench in Western involvement while Azerbaijan runs rampant.
It's literally too early to tell what the hell's going to happen next, but this is an incredibly shitty situation and I sincerely hope Armenian defense forces are able to hold off the Azeri attacks. They should not be in this situation in the first place, but I at least hope the current attacks don't escalate even further.
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badshah-cornelius · 2 years
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I'm still not over the fact that my man, Gale Boetticher, brought his resume to a fucking meth lab.
Absolute post-grad icon. We stan
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badshah-cornelius · 3 months
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So about Biden's speech tonight ....
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badshah-cornelius · 1 month
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I've genuinely been considering getting into Warthunder, solely because youtube keeps recommending me videos on it and I keep watching them.
I think the biggest thing scaring me away is the thought of it being Pay 2 Win. I'm not going to bother if A.) you have to drop money in order to make any progress, and B.) every player you run into is a Sweat who spent $1600 on top of the line tanks.
Even so, it looks like it would be fun for a little bit.
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badshah-cornelius · 2 months
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As much as I would LOVE to rant about the st*net*ss d*x that just happened tonight, I don't think there's anything I can say that hasn't been already said.
All the same:
Lol.
Lmao.
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badshah-cornelius · 1 year
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Me finding out that Tommy Tallarico wasn't even on MTV Cribs
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badshah-cornelius · 10 months
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Playing through Pentiment, I keep thinking "Oh, maybe living in a medieval monastery or city would be kinda nice :)"
Thankfully the game has a way of reminding you how crap it was for mostly everyone.
Plague? Check
Infant mortality? Check
Threat of warfare? Check
Harsh winters threatening supply shortages? Check
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badshah-cornelius · 10 months
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All that can really be said about the attempted Wagner/Progizhin coup is,
Lol.
Lmao.
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badshah-cornelius · 6 months
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It's so fucking bleak, dude
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