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t7aoz5rvmb · 1 year
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cult-of-the-corn · 4 years
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Look up to the moon. It looks like popcorn. Coincidence? No.
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trapstrblog · 7 years
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imthehuman · 7 years
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With every post, a smile, ت
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criticalsorcery · 2 years
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Lady VAX’ahlia, Cornmaster of Whitestone
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Who the hell even is the fuckin "Cornmaster" what the fuck is going on with that shit?! I just did a wee bit of a dive and I dont get a goddamn thing he's saying it's so ominous what the fuckkk
It’s bizarre, poetic, and I love it. I don’t understand a lick of it, but it’s completely mental, and it’s almost like I can get high by proxy through their posts, so just let it happen.
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ja-gal-corn · 5 years
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A semi-proper introduction to Corn
I forgot to introduce myself to Tumblr, so I'll do that right now. I'm The Cornmaster, call me Corn. I stream on twitch and if my OBS decides to work again I'll be streaming every Sunday. I'm currently in Sophomore year in high school, and I am most likely failing due to not having time to do my homework because of band. I'll typically be using mobile to post because I have the most time while I'm on the bus or waiting for class to start, so I apologise if anything looks shitty. I think that's enough exposition for now, so I'll just be yeeting outa here.
eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast,
Corn
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Damn right I am. The cornmaster hath arrived. 😤 But in all seriousness, I do believe in you. How’s your day been so far?
Thank you, then...My day has been...surprising. I didn’t think I’d see Murdoc himself lending me help. Yes, I do still hate him, but I did take his words to heart...I’m so confused why they’re all so accepting of me, so easily...I was expecting something different.
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panpafu-blog · 5 years
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i need the c o r n
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ozkamal · 7 years
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New trending GIF tagged horror, stephen king, shudder, children of the corn, cornmaster via Giphy http://ift.tt/2fDjppa
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pyjamac · 5 years
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stain of evil sounds gross BUT it’s the actual name of an actual haunted house event. additionally, there’s a cult called the corn cult that worships the cornmaster and it takes place in cornville.
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cult-of-the-corn · 4 years
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Do not fear, for the end is coming soon. We can revel in the thick, clotted mud of the fields. We can fight and win against the crimes of these gluttonous heathens who falsely believe that they rule the world. The ears have been listening, and the ears have spoken. We will rise from the ashes of the fallen gods. Eat the rich and let their bodies return to the earth, which they have forsaken.
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octariane · 7 years
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Cron harvest has been plentiful this year, time to use the niblets to fill a pocket dimension
yes good. im proud of u, cornmaster
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I am the Prophet. The Seer. The Whisperer. I am the one who speaks for the corn and spreads the kernels of wisdom and truth. I am the Cornmaster. Also known as corn anon lol pleased to meet you Keith
Pleased to meet you too. A bit weirded out, but...Murdoc likes you, so I’m in it, I guess.
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cult-of-the-corn · 4 years
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It’s times like these where I take a deep breath and feel the life fill my lungs. When I exhale, I imagine it taking away all the pain and frustration that comes with my day to day life. One step at a time, some go forward and some go back. None of us really know where we stand. The silence is deafening, and through the cacophony of meaningless noise, nothing is really said. Sometimes, you just need to scream. What is any of this even for? The ears will listen to your cries. We are all lost in this maze. But we are surrounded by the corn. You are always, always surrounded by the corn. You may not see it, but if you close your eyes and listen, you’ll hear the wind through the leaves, feel the gentle whisps of silk on your cheeks. Where are you? In the fields, of course. Why are we doing this? Why bother? To one day be able to reach the other end of the maze. Great wonders await at the other side, but to reach the right end, you must strive to reach your full potential. You cannot take shortcuts, and you can’t just dig your heels into the ground and refuse to move forward. Let the whispers guide you. All will be well if you trust yourself. After all, to trust yourself is to trust the corn.
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