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Tony: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

SS Kirby: They do.

Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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[cpucsandtrains]

Too shippy for icq blog so posting it here

Tony: *rolls over in bed* You awake?

Vincent: *rolls over too* Hehe yes~ *kisses his nose*

—

Rosa: *rolls over* Are you awak-*hits the floor*

Ken: You rolled to the wrong side

#cpucs #incorrect quotes #vinconvict #roken #kenro #I suck at ship names sorry #but I need some tag

[ultimatestellar]

Zelda: I relate to belle because she likes books and loves people for who they really are.

Ridley: I relate to tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

#cpucs #alpharad #zelda cpucs #ridley cpucs #incorrect quotes

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Naomi: Tony you're drunk. Extremely

Tony(clearly drunk): No I'm not

Naomi: Yes you are

Tony: No I'm not

Naomi: Tell the time for me then

Tony(turning to the clock):I am not drunk!

#cpucs #cpucs incorrect quotes #magma/theo #naomi cpucs #naomi winters #tony cpucs #captain tony cpucs #god i hate this #no clue what the source is but it sounds better with swearing so idk why i took it out

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Rosa: Oh, no.

Vincent: It’s okay. We saved our best idea for last.

Kirby: Why’d we save our best idea for last?

Vincent: Cause we didn’t know it was our best idea until all the other ideas were terrible.

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“That’s bullshit, this whole thing is bullshit, that’s a scam, fuck the Dark Realm.”

- Tony, probably

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Zelda: Blue does not fit with every color. It doesn't go with red for example

Ness: I have some blue and red striped clothes

Zelda:And if that isn't proof that those two colors should never be seen together under Heaven, I don't know what is

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Dede: Yesterday, several people asked me "what turned me gay."

Naomi: I hope you told all of them you were bitten by a gay spider.

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Naomi: Hey Joker, are you shortsighted?

Joker: No, why?

Naomi: It explains why you'll never see it coming.

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Tony: That's enterprising.

Naomi: When he says enterprising, he means “morally deficient.”

Tony: No. I mean enterprising. When I mean morally deficient, I say “Now that's something I would've done.”

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Tony: Blood Falcon is the most stubborn, hypocritical, obstinate, degenerate—[Breaks off suddenly]

Naomi: Would you like a thesaurus? You seem to be running out of words.

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Ness: Having your annual 'everyone thinks Ness is a lunatic' meeting

Zelda: It's biannual, and no, this is not that meeting

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[Tony and Naomi are infiltrating the Commissioner's house/lair]

Tony: We'll probably have to break the door down

Naomi: Or...[turns the handle and opens the door] Not

Tony: Now that's simply laziness

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DND With the CPUCS Crew #4

Naomi: Remind me why we're going to see these mutilated silent monks again

Rosa: Because they can help you

Ridley: I like to imagine they aren't so different from us when they aren't doing monk things in their Silent City

Naomi(dryly): I hope they play charades, it would take advantage of their natural talent

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Rosa: Where the fuck have you been?

Ken: On a walk

Rosa: What kind of walk takes six hours?

Ken: A long one??

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Naomi: *is insulting Ness*

Ness: Hey this isn't fair, is anyone gonna tell her to stop

Alpha: No. Think of it as good endurance training

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