#crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley

[everysongineverykey]

as part of the getting-worse-before-it-gets-better portion of aziraphale and crowley's season 3 relationship arc we NEED a desperate "i love you" from aziraphale met with a hissed, spiteful, and quickly regretted "i forgive you" from crowley

#good omens #ineffable divorce #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i really want things to get as bad as they can possibly get before their relationship #is saved and actualized if you couldn't tell. #like yes i want them to make up and have a big fabulous kiss together sheltered under a canopy in the rain #and then spend the rest of their eternity together on earth in blissful love #but i also want them to be really unstable for a bit #spiteful crowley. aziraphale blurting out a confession no buildup no apology #because he thinks that'll fix everything. #more miscommunication to give more weight to their final climactic episode where they actually work things out. #crowley has to give him a lift and they start arguing and he blasts queen in the bentley #and takes them careening down oxford street at 120 miles per hour #grinning and laughing manically while aziraphale screams and hangs onto the baby basket he's holding #containing the second coming of jesus for dear life. #crowley just terrifying him to spite him. #i want them to do and say fucked up things to each other! do you get it?

[randomfandomimagine]

Dating Crowley Would Include

Requested by anon:

Dating Crowley would include please?

Your relationship was always kind of love/hate

But the more time it passed, the closer you were

And the closer you were to love as well

Until you couldn’t stay away from each other

Even if you didn’t officially ask each other out

But it was implied that you were together

Crowley always kept his glasses on around you

Even after you learned he’s a demon

He just wanted to make sure his eyes didn’t upset you

But you assured him that it was alright, you were okay with it

Since he’s stubborn about it, you take his glasses to show it really is fine

And Crowley smiles at you and chuckles, saying they look good on you

Riding the Bentley even when you don’t need to go anywhere

Just taking it for a ride out of the blue because it’s fun

Crowley loves giving you lifts anywhere

Feel like ice cream at three in the morning? He got you

Also, you love to have little trips on the car, anywhere really

Blasting music and singing together at the top of your lungs

Most of the time the music being Queen

You love to tease him and try to trick him into being cutesy

“Crowley, say you love me” “No” “But you do” “I don’t”

It’s super fun to wind him up like that

Because you know he obviously loves you

He shows it in his own way every day

He just refuses to admit it and it’s pretty funny

Having little gestures with you that are the sweetest

That let you know he cares and pays attention to you

Like giving you his jacket without you asking

He just noticed you were cold and wants to help you out

“Aw, thanks!” “Shut up and put it on already”

When you do something he thinks is cute he stares

And you can read his mind and know what he’s thinking

Just by the way he smiles to himself at the sight of you

But every time, he’ll just say ‘you’re so embarrassing’ instead

He lovingly calls you dumb or stupid

The first time he did he was scared he hurt your feelings

And got all nervous about it, trying to fix it

“I mean... Not that I think you’re actually... You know what I meant”

Crowley basically tries to seem tough all the time

“Hey, Crowley! I’m ready for our date, do I look good?” “I guess”

And if he slips up and accidentally say something nice it’s hilarious

Because you start laughing and teasing him about it

And he’ll just make an excuse or deny it

That said, he also teases you a lot too

He’ll compliment you just to fluster you and watch you blush

And he always gives you that damn smirk you hate to love

Sometimes he’s in a soft mood and gets affectionate

Like putting an arm over your shoulders or around your waist

Or giving you a little kiss when he’s feeling like that

He’s kinda cuddly, though, he enjoys having you close

Also lots of playful, loving or suggestive winks

Most of the time, you initiate the affection

And he never once objects to it

If he’s extremely affectionate on his own, something’s up

Either he’s jealous and wants to remind you he’s there

Or he’s upset and needs comforting

Him opening up about his fall

And when he tells you, he allows himself to be more vulnerable

Also letting you see his sweeter, kinder side sometimes

Crowley is very protective of you

Never wants you to do anything mildly dangerous

And he’d get really pissed if someone were to wrong you

You usually see a calm and sweet side of him, but then he’d be so angry

You’re his biggest weakness and he’d do anything for you

Even if he pretends to do them reluctantly, but even small things

Like bringing you something so you don’t have to get up

He also has this soft smile you only see him do around you

Like his own silent way of saying he loves you, that he’s smitten

With Crowley every day is an adventure, you always do crazy things

Mostly improvised to, you never know what he’s up to

Lovingly taking care of his plants and ‘arguing’ about his way

He loves telling you stupid stories of what he’s done

‘Oi, Y/N, did you know I invented selfies?’ ‘Yes, Crowley, you’ve told me’

And you mock him because they usually backfire on him

Crowley loves impressing you with his powers

Sometimes you try giving him nicknames

Like ‘Crow’ or ‘Ley’ and he always rolls his eyes at you

Even if deep down he enjoys them and make him feel special and loved

Saying things like ‘for God’s sake’ or ‘good heavens’ to annoy him

You say you ‘hate’ each other, but the truth is far from that

Basically, showing affection through loving insults

That sums up your relationship really well

DATING AZIRAPHALE

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