#cue Thorin being shocked embarrassed and unresponsive upon overhearing these rants for the first time

[a-sneaky-bagginses]

I NEED more fics that include Bilbo complaining to the rest of the company about how "Thorin just bats his pretty blue eyes and everyone just falls to their knees! Well,- ! I, for one, will not be persuaded so easily! And he can go- !" and rants in the same vein, of how just because Thorin is hot, he thinks he can get away with whatever. Meanwhile the rest of the company are like "??? But Thorin's ugly???" Bilbo never hears this and they've all agreed to just leave him to his delusions

#cue Thorin being shocked embarrassed and unresponsive upon overhearing these rants for the first time #how dare you #thorin is arrogant because he's an asshole not because he's hot #bagginshield #thilbo #bilbo/thorin #thorin/bilbo #bilbo x thorin #thorin x bilbo #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield