#cuz a nigga can only take so much of seeing naked white people on their feed all day

[thesoftestblackguy]

I remember I was on my old blog and I made a post about me not following black male sex worker content creators on here cuz a lot of them only post white women on their blogs and I had a SLEW of black women bash me saying that I don’t support black male sex workers. And I wsa alike wtf are y’all saying, did y’all not read what I said? How y’all mad at me for not wanting to follow niggas who don’t post black men/women/people on their blogs? Ain’t y’all attacking the wrong person here? 😂😂😂

#and that sentiment still stands #i dunno if I follow any dudes on this blog #I dropped a lot of sex workers too #cuz a nigga can only take so much of seeing naked white people on their feed all day #like to each their own #but iont like that #if I follow a black person I wanna see black people on their blog #and if imma aupport their blogs they gotta support other black men/women/people #not just black women #not just black men #not just non-binary black people #ALL black folks #random thoughts

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38. Part 2

Looking at the crowd, this has to be the craziest moment in my whole career “thank you so much London, this is the craziest moment in my life right now. Selling out a stadium right here in London town, I will take this moment with me when I go back to LA. I love y’all so much, all y’all that came out here to turn up with me, I am blessed. Thank you and goodnight” waving as I walked backwards off the stage, placing the mic on the stage floor. I will take this moment with me, turning around and jogging off to the edge of the stage “you killed that shit nigga!” Ant spat, hugging him “that was the craziest shit I done, I am so fucking hype” jogging to the back of the stage “they want you back on the stage cuz, they chanting your name and shit, stadium status cuz” Robb spat, this shit is crazy for me “we got to admit this date was the best” Trey said “I want to do it again, I wish I did another date now but we off to France, but I would do it again. Best believe I will be back” I pointed at my videographer “London, thank you” I sad before Ant passed me a towel “now let’s try and get you out of here” I need to get changed first “great concert” some dude said, shaking his hand “thank you” walking by people just shaking their hands, I am so hype “that was on a different level Chris” Tim said, shaking his hand “thank you homie, thank you for coming out here. Catch up soon homie” I need to go, it’s late and I have gone over the allocated time but fuck it I will pay for it “oh my god, is that Majesty? Little momma” picking her up “Chris!!” She yelped “uncle Chris to you” Noella said again having to always remind her, Majesty hugged me tight “so good to see you” Noella hugged me “the show was amazing family” I cooed out “I am glad you came out, honestly and Leandra. I saw you in the corner, I only saw your eyes” Leandra slapped my arm “nigga” hugging Leandra, good to see the Barbados family.

Placing my slides on, I will get my sneakers when I get on the tour bus. EJ done left me with a white tee and shorts, that dumbass. Placing my cigarette between my lips, tapping Instagram and waited for it to load up. Hearing a light knock at the door, moving the cigarette away from my lips “who is it!?” I shouted, I swear Cass is out there anyways “Ant nigga” it’s just him “come in nigga” seeing the first post being Robyn with Princess, that is the cutest shit ever. Look at them both, the stomach looks like it has grown “you look like you ready to go back to the hotel?” Ant said, looking down at my fit smiling “EJ is a dumbass, I will get changed on the bus” commenting on the picture ‘I miss you all so much’ pressing send “you called Robyn back, I mean she asked for you to call her” shaking my head “I ain’t get the chance. I just had a shower and just checking Instagram now, she good? She ain’t leave me a message?” taking a drag of my cigarette locking my phone “she told me to tell you to call, she just wanted to know the concert was going well. But yeah she told me some shit, you know Sinko ain’t come with us? So she says she saw Jessica with Sinko” I froze blowing the smoke out from my lips “huh?” furrowing my eyebrows “what?” that shit is not right “he the same nigga to tell me how stupid the bitch is, he would disrespect her constantly when she was with me” Ant shrugged “I wasn’t around then but Robyn said she saw her and him together” this is not right “right, let’s go” I will call Robyn when I get on the bus when it is less hectic.

Pressing my phone to my ear walking to the back of the bus, closing the door behind me “baby, I was waiting for you to call me” Robyn said down the phone “it’s so good to hear you shawty, I am missing you like crazy out here” throwing my packet of cigarettes on the bed “your voice sounds rough, I hope you’re not getting ill Chris” rubbing my neck “I just kind of got off stage a while ago, I did the most Robyn. Ant will send you the videos, the shit was amazing. I will get someone out to check on my throat though, it is hurting but it doesn’t help smoking and shit” sitting on the edge of the bed “I bet you are smoking way more than you usually do too, I saw those pictures from Amsterdam. I was jealous but you looked so happy, I am very proud of you Chris, doing so well in Europe. I just wish I was with you but then your schedule is so tight, I wish you didn’t do that. I bet you’re getting yourself tired and ill” here Robyn goes “it’s cool, I want to be back for you. I said I will be back and I will be. Don’t worry about me, how is Bean? He good, not annoying you at night?” I think Robyn is sleeping well at night because she don’t call me “he actually stays still for me, I think it is you. You rile him up, poking my stomach and doing random shit” busting out laughing “I can’t wait to come back and annoy you” clearing my throat “Ant said you saw Sinko, how?” I questioned “I was just going out for lunch with Jen, we stopped at the red light and they was together. Just walking, I am not lying. I made Jen confirm to me. I was thinking, I have time on this. Nothing has happened on this tour, maybe he is causing issues for you? You kept saying to me how does she know where you are, how did she know you was in the lobby that time on your own. Listen to me, I have been thinking. Why has he stayed behind? What is he up too? I want to test this out, invite him to you. I am confident in you, tell him to come to you. He will come. Why is he hanging with a woman your wife fought!?” rubbing my chin “because he hates you” I blurted out “why hang with a man that hates me? He is willing to ruin you, use your brain Chris. Sink, I have never liked him” I am so angry, it’s him and it has to be because it all comes together “your family came out anyways, good seeing them. They got VIP, don’t worry” I chuckled “I am so jealous of them, I saw the picture you took with them” I know Robyn is jealous “I don’t know why you were hanging with a man that hates your wife Chris” Robyn is not going to let it go.

Putting my jean shirt over my Adidas hoodie, grabbing my phone from the bed and opening the door. Walking by the rows of bunk beds “Majesty, little momma. You on the bus” she ran off quickly, I am glad they came on the bus “are y’all coming to the after party?” there is a few of the Barbados lot that came out, I love it “oh no, I am too old for that. I will be babysitting Majesty” Noella’ mom said “cool, I mean I don’t mind. You can come” looking further down the bus, how has Yinka got on the bus. This shit is disrespectful, I know the boys are on the bus but why bring girls and especially girls that want my dick. I don’t want the family to think this is what I do, I am not happy “Chris” Noella nudged me “huh?” looking down at her “you went off for a little daydream there, but we was saying. We are coming if you don’t mind” nodding my head “that is fine, it’s a shame. I have to fly out tomorrow, I would have loved to spend some time with you all” it’s really appreciated that they actually did come “Monica would have come but she is looking after Robyn and she is being hard headed with her mom” I chuckled “I know my wife” she is very hard headed.

Stepping off the tour bus “take the family back to their hotel ok?” I said to the driver, hearing the screams already and the camera flashes. Stepping to the side “make sure the family come off” seeing Yinka step off and I turned my head, I don’t want to know. She stood at the side of me, why is she waiting with me “careful with those heels” holding my hand out for Noella, she grabbed my hand as she walked down laughing “thank you” she grinned “what about me?” Noella baby daddy said “I ain’t gay bro, come on” waving them out “Chris, you come here, I don’t want you being behind” Frank said “follow me” I said to Noella, waving at the fans as I walked into the club “Chris Brown in the building” they already announce me and I ain’t even in the place yet..

Drinking from the bottle of Ciroc bopping my head, the photographer came over to me. Placing my arm around Noella as he took the photos “there is a lot of females in this spot but she keeps giving me looks” Noella pointed at Yinka “ignore her, she is mad thirsty. She wants me so bad like it is disrespectful, but the boys trying to hit it, I don’t want no part of it. She is putting herself out there like that she is going to get burnt” Noella side eyed her “this bitch, I will slap her face on behalf on Robyn” I chuckled “forget it” I shouted over the music, I have too much shit on my mind like Sinko. Is he really setting me up. He’s blood gang, they ain’t snitches in that way. That can’t be, why would he want to do something so petty. It’s fucking with my mind so much, getting my phone out of my pocket and my phone screen lit up. My smile grew, the pregnancy photoshoot of Robyn on her own makes me so happy. She looks so beautiful, these pictures are for us and I prefer that because why should we show the world, fuck them “look how beautiful she looks” Noella pointed, nodding my head smiling unlocking my phone.

Tapping on the picture to upload, even in the club I can’t stop thinking of my wife. I thought I would upload a picture from the photoshoot, this picture of us together makes me happy. We was butt naked here too, you can’t see her boobs or anything, I covered those with my arm. Typing a caption out ‘I am missing my wife and baby so much, this is from the pregnancy photoshoot. Funfact: We both was naked in this shoot and my dick got hard, I know @badgalriri felt the poke’ giggling to myself as I pressed send, that is a fact and it did happen “alright, I am outta here. I want to go” locking my phone and placing it in my pocket “we might as well go” Noella started gathering her things but I think the rest want to stay “it’s ok, stay. Shit is free, you’re with me so you will get the service still” Noella is ready to go, stepping down from VIP “I am going, look after the family for me” I said to Ant, I need to rest like Robyn said and I am feeling it too. Feeling a hand on my arm “who the hell you touching!” Noella spat and the hand got yanked off me, looking behind me seeing Noella “and you are!?” Yinka said “I am his cousin bitch, don’t touch him. Touch him again or lay eyes on him again watch, you bitches can’t even leave a married man alone” Cass got between them both “let’s go ladies” I grinned at Noella “little Noella got heated huh, calm down little one” I think Noella been dying to do that.

Sitting in the back of the car with Noella “you didn’t have to leave you know or do that?” my voice is so rough “I did it on behalf of my pregnant cousin, I heard about her. Robyn told me, she is fucking disrespectful, how desperate. Like leave the fuck alone” rubbing my hands together laughing “females don’t know the word no, I am done with the cheating bullshit. I done it all and I don’t want it” feeling my phone vibrate in my pocket “it’s ok, you have changed a lot and this Chris is my favourite” seeing the caller I.D “I need to take this” I said before answering the call “Sinko, you finally answer my call? You too busy for me now?” he ain’t shit, I hate him “nah homie, just sorting the family out. I saw your text? You want me to come out there?” I don’t want him too but it makes me wonder, why is he staying behind for what. I rather he be close to me then to my family “yeah, come to France” this will be interesting for him to come along though, see what shit he can create but I will beat his ass and I will think I will do it before I even get back to America.

Laughing out loud, why is Chris like this. He didn’t need to tell anyone that he got hard on a photoshoot, he is actually annoying. God I miss his stupid self, I am still trying to get over him getting hard. I did nothing to him but get naked, he says because he smelled the pussy which is stupid, I mean he is stupid but it’s funny, shaking my head laughing even more “girl, what you laughing at over there?” my mom questioned, snuggling into the corner couch. I made Chris get a corner couch for us because I love them “you know the story I told you about the photoshoot? Chris getting happy?” my mom let out an oh “you are both nasty, thank you nobody else was there. Some type of porn shoot” I gasped “mom, it was not a porn shoot. Please” she is so weird, let me comment back ‘I swear to god, I hate you. I am not even going to entertain this behaviour online! Nigga!’ I don’t want to continue his stupidity but it’s funny “did my sister have fun there, did Chris give them VIP?” my mom asked “yes he did mom” I said through gritted teeth, feeling my abdomen tighten “god” I breathed out “you have those pains again? She said those are just getting you ready for birth” I hate it because they randomly come “yeah, yeah. I don’t think I can do it, I can’t push a whole baby out mom, I am so scared” I want a baby but not the pain, I am going to cry and scream so much “having unprotected sex gives you babies, god teaching you a lesson to keep your legs closed next time” my mouth hung open at my mom “but I want a baby, just not the pain. Why are you even saying about sex, just drop it” so annoying.

Hearing the buzzer go off, looking at my mom to move because I don’t want to move “I will get it, just because you are in pain my baby” smiling lightly at my mom “but do you know how to do it? Just look at the security camera first and then tell me” my mom walked by me “watch it, you nearly kicked poor Princess” she clearly sees the white bundle, poking my bottom lip out watching Princess look at me and then walk away. I need to put her on the couch with me but I can’t move right now “it is Jen!” my mom shouted “ok, that is fine. Open the gate first, watch her walk in and then open the door for her” I shouted back, it’s like jail but it’s better to have this then anyone walking in. My uterus is doing it all today, my god I wish it would stop.

Watching Jen walk around the couch “second visit today bitch, you miss me?” this is nice, my only person that likes me “of course I do, I love you bitch” Jen lifted my legs up and sat down, placing my legs on top of her lap “saw your dog, she looked so sad” I sighed out smiling “poor baby, my mom nearly kicked her. She is such a pain” Jen gave me a faint smile “it hurts me so much, I don’t like this rift between you both. This is you and Mel, I don’t understand how this came about. I think she was aiming it more at Chris but then forgot that is the man you love and your husband. I hate this Robz” I shrugged “what do you want me to say? She is lonely and I don’t want to know Jen. Right now it is not about Mel, it’s about me. Forget her!” I don’t want to hear about the bitch right now, my notification pinged. Bringing my phone up to my face seeing that Chris replied, a smirk played on my face opening the page and reading what he wrote ‘why you playing? You felt that shit! Poking your left butt cheek. Sidenote: Send me a new nude’ shaking my head laughing, he is actually annoying “you seen what Chris put up? He is being a dog” I said aloud replying back to the message ‘Didn’t feel a thing Mr Softy and how about you enter my messages, seriously lol!’ he is bad “I did and I was laughing so hard, he aired it out like it was normal” he better text me instead.

#Chrianna #Chrianna FF #Fanfiction

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How To Kill A Zombie: Reuniting a Nation

“Run Yinde!” I heard Vic screaming as he sped past me. I glance over my shoulder to see about 25 Zombies running toward my direction. “Daw shit, what the fuck Vic!” I yelled at my partner in crime as we ran to the rabbit hole. “Why’d you let them out asshole?” I asked him just as we got in and closed the hole shut with the airlock. Vic bent over trying to catch his breath replied in a raspy voice “Tried..to..see..if……they…..responded….to..my…trolling…..” “Well what the fuck did you say to them?” asking another question of him still trying to regain his wind. Finally standing up as if no marathon were just ran and in a clear voice “I asked if they wanted my cock and balls.” He said followed by uncontrollable laughter from the other side of the room. Me and Vic both jumped back guns drawn to find the homies Nikkita, Darrio, Ernest, and David all sitting around the round table passing a blunt around. “I thought it smelled different in here.” Vic said as Nikkita walked up and gave both of us hugs.

“I see you guys found the hole.” Nikk said to us sarcastically. “Yeah that shit wasn’t easy you asshole, when the fuck did they let you out the penn though cuz?” I replied. “Ehh early release, I was on my way to be executed when all this shit started going down, nearly got ate up by one of them som’ bitches.” He said laughing.

Then he walked over to the wall where me and Vic had pinned the map he left us up. Laughing some more “You know this place wasn’t that easy to find, what kind of map is this anyways?” Victor asked him.

“I know how you like trolling, so I thought I’d troll you.” he said, ripping the map down and walking over to one of the torches lighting the wall to the round table. Grabbing it he then threw it onto the table sparking a fire in the center. “Come hither” he beckoned to us. “Looking at the front side of the map and showing it to the others, I noticed how much more detailed it was on the back in the fire light. “Nikk, you are the King Troll.” I said to him. For the front side only had a drawing of some woods and a train track, next to it was written the words, “Da Lawnz”. It looked like a 5 year old drew it. But the back, you could see the same picture, but with arrows leading through me and Vic’s old neighborhood of “Pear Tree” to the woods and a creek behind the neighboring neighborhood “Timberwoods”. Vic started to laugh hysterically.

……..

Eventually Nikk got to the point in why and how we all came to be reunited. He told of his journey from a prison he found to be located somewhere in the Redwood forest, how he traversed the whole US looking for “himself” and trying to find each of us. Some of this I couldn’t believe, and to my disbelief, my nigga Nikk walked through the back wall and came back into the room holding a child.

“This is little Staan guys.” He introduced a kid of about 5 or 6. My other half has been caring for him while I’ve been imprisoned. Little Staan waved at all of us and I swear I can’t make this shit up but, it was as though Lil Staan calmed all our minds.

“Yo, your fucking dreads and beard have turned back to black my nigga.” Vic said to me.

Again in disbelief I Kanye shrugged it off. Nikk continuted with his story.

“Being locked up I had a lot of time to meditate and see how things started to get fucked up after they took me away. I tried to warn them that they did not have the right to start delving in the Darkness without me or my permission. That’s just what caused this, the Government getting involved in my rise to power. I wasn’t doing it for my benefit, I was doing for the world, but no one man can have all that power.” He said, putting down we now know to be his son, and walking off as if he couldn’t bare to finish what he was going to say.

I eventually would go to the bathroom and see that my hair had in fact returned to its normal color. It had turned white from the stress of not knowing what the fuck was going on after shit had hit the fan. I mean I wasn’t even anywhere near my family. The only reason me and Vic were even miraculously together is due to us being at the original hideout, taking pictures of naked girls. They wanted to go for a smoke break and took the longest time to do so, I went to go see what was up and as soon as I opened the door of the storage unit “Yo yall ready to get back to work cuz?” I called out but was greeted by one of our models running and screaming. She ran in and closed the door. I was finally able to see that she was leaking blood very badly so I take my coat and try to stop the blood flow to no prevail. “What the fuck happened out there?” I asked her, but her hysterical crying, followed by her eyes rolling up into her head and her body going cold and limp. I did not get my answer. So me and Vic are standing over a dead body, Vic gets the idea to sit her up right against the white back round and have me squatting next to her with the bat dripping with her blood.

“I’m gonna call this session ‘We don’t save these Hoes'” Vic said before taking a massive amount of pictures. I then remembered we had two models, and finally the other model showed up standing behind Vic dripping blood and looking at us hungrily.

“Vic, don’t turn around just duck when I start to run to you” I tell him.

“Why?” He asked. I charge the other model and she charges at me but is greeted by my bat. Her head spurting blood all over the hideout, I continuously bash this bitches head in. Out of nowhere, I hear a faint sound of explosions and the ground started shaking. I run outside to see planes zooming through, troops parachuting to the ground, people running around screaming.

“Fuck, Nikk was right.” I thought to myself and run back inside to get Vic, we had to get the fuck out of there.

“So, bombs are being dropped.” I say to Vic. “So, what your telling me is that Nikk was right?” He replied.

“Nikk was fucking right, he gave me this map though.” And I pulled out the fucked up map he left us. I realized now he was training us with this map. We passed with flying colors for solving its riddle with out knowing it was a fairly easy map to follow. All this happened some six months ago, me and Vic have been holding out in this small cave in the woods. Nikk did a good job in preparing it for us though.

I walk back into the room to find Nikk had rejoined the table.

Continuing what he couldn’t finish. “I’m going to get to the point, only we can save the world guys, are you in or out?” He asked everyone around the table. Lil Staan sitting on his father’s shoulders “I wanna help daddy.” he said to his father. “I need you most of all my child.” he replied setting him on his lap and looking back at us, waiting for an answer.

“We’re in, we’re fucking in.” Ernest said for himself and David putting his hand over the fire, David following suit.

“Yeah, I guess I could save the world.” Darrio said, he too putting his hand over the fire joining, Ernest, David, Nikk, and Lil Staan.

“Let’s do it baby.” Vic said putting his hand over the fire. “What about you Ayinde?” Nikk asked me, you in dawg, it wouldn’t be right without you.

Contemplating the fact that I had the potential to be one of the realest niggas ever in the history of history. I thrust my hand over the fire, and to my surprise, it was pretty damn cold. “You already know cuz.” I replied to him finally.

“Good, I call this the first official meeting of Staans Hands a rap.” Then the fire went out, and the wall behind Nikk began to open and light poured into the round table room. Women and children laughing and being merry, it looked like the Pueblos in the South West. An even bigger cave than the one me and Vic have been living in, Nikk had saved this many people, there had to be at least three to five hundred other people in here, men, women, children, of all nationalities all thriving and living together as if the end of the world was what needed to happen for us to come together. Nikk always told me he feared for that, and tried to speak on it publicly but was only laughed at. He worked his ass off and got his college degree so people would take him a little more serious, he even had a blog with stories about a zombie apocalypse happening, I could never imagine it really happening.

There were no guns, only melee weapons, there were open classes taught by Nikk’s other half, Katherine, whom I put two and two together realizing this was Little Staans mother. I got kinda sad at the fact that it really did take all this fucked up shit just for people to believe in my nigga Nikk.

“I go by Kk St’Van now a days.” Nikk said to me as though he’d been reading my mind. “Or just Kk. Call me whatever makes you happy, for I am what you say I am, and I love all of you.” He said before him and Lil Staan walked up to Katherine, him pulling her to him and giving her a kiss that made everyone stop and stare.

All the people then gathered around my niggas family, me and the rest of the guys followed suit. “I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long, I’ve been out trying to gather my remaining friends so that we can finally begin to take back the world from the Government and these undead fucks they brought up without my permission. These cowards are just floating away watching this all go down from an orbiting civilization unit that I built to start populating the universe. It’s time for us to fight, and take back what is rightfully yours!” Kk spoke with the ferocity of the alpha male in a pack of wolves, it were as if he were howling at the moon. All the people in attendance just began to yell in agreement with what was just said to them.

He then called us up to stand with him and everyone dropped to their knees, when I reached the small hill he was standing on, and looked over the massive crowd of people, my eyes eventually met with a huge mural on the cave wall just over were we came in through. It was this very scene of us standing with Kk. I could tell he must of painted it himself because of how bad it was drawn. But I could only admire the scene. It was too surreal. He painted his own prophecy, he was going to write his own history. He became a God to the people in a sense. I really could do nothing but drop to my knees, as did the rest of the crew, even Katherine and Little Staan.

“Stand up all of you, we are equal!” He yelled at everyone in the room. “I should bow down to you if anyone is to do so, I could not and can not do this with out all of you.”

All I could think was “Damn, I’m really gong to learn how to kill a zombie.”

#zombies #short story #shinee #hope #writer #art