#dadvor and harpmum

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Ivor, bursting in: Jesse! The cake shop is having a clearance sale!

Jesse: !!!!

Harper: Oh, for Pete's sake...

Ivor and Jesse: (*running out of the door*)

Harper, calling after them: You two are nuts!

Harper:

Harper: (*dials Ivor's number*)

Ivor: Hello?

Harper: I want sprinkles.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm jesse #mcsm harper #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: garfield

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Ivor: Are you okay?

Harper: What's happening? Are you hurt?

Jesse: No, no, no, I'm fine.

Ivor: Good. BECAUSE YOU'RE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE-

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #mcsm jesse #dadvor and harpmum #source: sonic the hedgehog 2

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Harper, going to bed: Love you.

Ivor, also going to bed: I love you too.

(*pause*)

Harper: We both love you as well, Jesse.

Jesse, in the middle of the bed: Thanks. I was feeling a little left out.

#mcsm #mcsm harper #mcsm ivor #mcsm jesse #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: tik tok

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Master Shadow, holding a picture of Jesse: Why am I looking at this?

Ivor: That's them. Mine and Harper's kid.

Master Shadow: Oh, I see. Yes. Looks very...

Master Shadow:

Master Shadow: Fully functioning.

Ivor:

Ivor: Is that really the best you can do?

Master Shadow: Sorry. I've never been very good with them.

Ivor: Children?

Master Shadow: Humans.

#mcsm #mcsm master shadow #mcsm ivor #dadvor and harpmum #source: sherlock

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Jesse, filming: So we’ve gotten to the point in quarantine where my dad comes home and says, “honey"-

Jesse, pointing at a very creepy statue on the table: “I brought home a potentially cursed item”.

Ivor, in the background: The key word is “potentially”.

Harper, also in the background: The key word is “CURSED”!

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: unknown

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Jesse, loopy from anaesthetic: I like sleepovers.

Ivor: For the last time, you're in the hospital and this is NOT a sleepover.

Jesse: But we have special drinks.

Ivor: That's a BLOOD TRANSFU-

Jesse: Truth or dare?

Ivor:

Ivor:

Ivor: Dare.

Harper: IVOR

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #dadvor and harpmum #source: unknown

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Ivor, reprimanding Jesse: We're not mad, just disappointed-

Harper: Oh, no, we're mad.

Ivor: All right, we are mad. We're livid. But we're prepared to let this one slide-

Harper: No, we're not.

Ivor: I'm not a mind reader, Harper.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: percy jackson

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Jesse: Harper, would you do me the honour of becoming my mother?

Ivor: ...did you just propose to her FOR ME?

Jesse: Someone had to do it.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: unknown #(she said yes) #(ACK super sorry for the lateness) #(i accidentally scheduled this for tomorrow instead of today) #(and i've kind of had a terrible day and i'm incredibly tired and-) #(please accept this anyway)

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Harper: Jesse! What are you doing here?

Jesse: Heh heh heh, it's maaaagic!

Ivor: I'm afraid they employed the old "Let's Stow Away In Ivor's Suitcase" trick.

Ivor: Though it certainly explained why my suitcase was so heavy.

Harper: Tell me you at least noticed it was heavier than usual...

#mcsm #mcsm harper #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #dadvor and harpmum #source: ace attorney

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Petra: We're sorry.

Ivor: No, you're not.

Jesse: We didn't know what we were doing.

Harper: Well, I believe that part.

#mcsm #mcsm petra #mcsm ivor #mcsm jesse #mcsm harper #dadvor and harpmum #source: call me kevin

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Harper: Ivor, back me up here.

Ivor, not looking up: Whatever she said, she's right and you're wrong, Jesse.

Jesse:

Jesse: I wasn't even a part of this conversation.

#mcsm #mcsm harper #mcsm ivor #mcsm jesse #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: unknown

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Harper: So long, kids. We'll bring back dinner.

Petra: What're we having?

Ivor: That depends. If you've behaved yourselves, pizza. If not, then...uh...poison.

Lukas: What if some of us have behaved and the others haven't?

Jesse: Poisoned pizza?

Ivor: I'M NOT MAKING TWO STOPS!

#mcsm #mcsm harper #mcsm petra #mcsm ivor #mcsm lukas #mcsm jesse #dadvor and harpmum #source: the simpsons

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Ivor, about to leave with Harper: Since you won't be able to contact us for a while, we've left a complementary bowl of written advice.

Harper: For example, this one says "Radar, go stop Jesse".

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #dadvor and harpmum #the otp #source: new girl

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Harper, to Jesse: When you see your father, please give him this message.

Harper: (*makes a 😐 face*)

Harper: He'll know what it means.

(later)

Jesse, to Ivor: Hey, before Harper left, she told me to give you this message.

Jesse: 😐

Ivor: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

#mcsm #mcsm harper #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #the otp #dadvor and harpmum #source: fresh off the boat #(just in case the emoji isn't showing up: it's the neutral/blank face)

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Jesse: (*about to go out while under Ivor's supervision*)

Ivor: I want you home by 10. Don't even think about staying out any later or else I will kill you.

Jesse: (*about to go out while under Harper's supervision*)

Harper: You can stay out 'til midnight, but you better try not to be late.

Jesse: (*about to go out while under Jack's supervision*)

Jack: As long as I see you within 3 to 5 business days, go crazy.

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #mcsm harper #mcsm jack #source: tumblr #dadvor and harpmum #and cool uncle jack

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Jesse: Can I go and fight some Creepers?

Ivor: Did you ask Harper?

Jesse: Yeah. She said no.

Ivor: Then why would I say yes?

Jesse: Because she's not the boss of you.

Ivor:

Ivor, internally: This is a trap this is a trap this is-

#mcsm #mcsm jesse #mcsm ivor #dadvor and harpmum #source: twitter