Dexy didn’t quite make it to midnight.
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Ok, this time I had meat and cheese.
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Dexy does a spot-on impression of Earl Jehoshaphat Hickey having his photo taken.
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Whisper: I don’t smell meat.
Dexy: No cheese detected either.
Whisper: What is he eating?
Dexy: The container lid says hummus.
Whisper: What’s that, some kind of ham?
Dexy: I’m afraid not.
Whisper: Wait, you can read!?
Dexy: You can’t?
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Whisper likes to flirt with disaster.*
*Dexy
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Are you done sniffing and bunting all the auction paper, Dexy?
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Is Dexy really a cat, or is this one of those Lilo-and-Stitch-type situations?
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“This is a Lenox French Perle Groove tidbit plate. I specifically requested tonight’s treat to be served on a Franciscan Atomic Starburst dessert plate. Do you no longer love me?”
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Negotiating Bedtime with Dexy
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Whisper: Welcome to Costco. I love you.
Dexy: (What?)
Whisper: (The human thought it would be funny.)
Dexy: (The human thought wrong.)
Whisper: What’s your name!?
Dexy: Do you like catnip!?
Whisper: Have you ever caught a squirrel!?
Dexy: Do you think I’m pretty!?
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So far I’ve only seen Dexy fall off this spot while asleep once.
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1) Dexy at the vet.
2) Dexy three hours after the vet.
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