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distortionenby · 1 month

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Sooo, I'm late to the party but, about everyone's favourite goth...

Original image under the cut

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distortionenby · 8 months

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So, I made a ko-fi

Hello! I made this ko-fi to be able to pay for my medications, which are sadly something I'm in dire need of for the rest of my life. I can do small arts, and translate from English to Spanish or Spanish to English If you donate, you will get a random doodle regardless! I do not feel it correct to just take donations, so I've set up commission options for you to get something in return for your kindness if you decide to give some money!

#tagging these because it's the ones I've made most art for #also I got the best url there #disenbyart #disenbypost #disenbyfandom #disenbyask #disenbythought #DoorKeay #GerryMichael #TMA Michael #TMA Fanart #The Magnus Archives #Magnus Archives #Rusty Quill TMA #MagnusPod #tma gerry keay #gerrymicheal

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distortionenby · 5 months

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Random dude at the club notices the pattern that Gerry's eye tattoos follow (being always on joints) but then notices one on the middle of his lower abdomen, peeking out from the hem of his jeans.

Dude: what's the joint for that one?

Gerry: my dick.

Michael (who's totally not there, but it's actually there indeed sneakily behind Gerry, wiggling a huge and sharp monster finger out from between Gerry's legs like it's Gerry's dick: >:3c

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distortionenby · 3 months

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I have a take and I need to know if anyone else has it.

Prince Charles and the Beatles have canonically been taken by the Stranger and likely perished during the attempt its ritual.

In MAG118: The Masquerade, Tim acknowledges them as being part of the museum, commenting on how they all look like they've been in accidents.

However, we later find that the waxworks are actually real, living, petrified people who have been likely deformed through wax (the part where Jon and Basira fight about saving the people trapped as waxworks). Thus, implying that Prince Charles and the Beatles were also there, petrified and alive, by the time of the ritual.

THUS, implying that the Archival team blew up not only a bunch of random innocent people taken by the Stranger, but also Prince Charles and thE FUCKING BEATLES.

I spiraled about this on call with my friend who is on his first listen and I probably sounded insane because he got very concerned.

(I know I could be wrong, but let me be insane)

#disenbypost #disenbyfandom #disenbythought #The Magnus Archives #Magnus Archives #Rusty Quill TMA #MagnusPod #tma stranger #tma the stranger #the stranger tma #tma jon sims #tma podcast #tma jon #tma jonathan sims #tma 118 #MAG118 #mag 118

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distortionenby · 4 months

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Behold! Worm on string DoorKeay!!!!

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distortionenby · 11 months

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You have no idea how funny it is to me that TMA fans saw the Barbie and Ken mugshots as a drawing prompt and like, 90% of the fanart I've seen are of people who saw Ken and went "ah! You mean Michael (Distortion)!"

#the magnus archives #tma michael #michael distortion #michael tma #disenbyfandom #disenbypost #disenbythought #tma michael distortion #barbie mugshot redraw

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distortionenby · 8 months

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HELLO??? WHO DID THIS???

(UPDATE: It is no longer there. I do not know the reason)

I have so many questions.

[Image description: A cropped screenshot of Eric Delano's wiki page. The text is scribbled over to call attention to an isolated line right before the Episode Appearances tab. The line is on its own paragraph and has no other information. It just reads "Eric is queerblind." End description]

I genuinely have so many questions. I've looked up the term and nothing comes up using the term itself. I looked up if the term meant something on a larger scale and all I got are research papers on the experiences of blind people on the queer spectrum, nothing that actually uses "queerblind" as an identity or "formal" classifier.

Please share your sources with the class. You're literally the only person using this word. And you're using it to talk about Eric Delano. Your mind???

Update: no relevant comments on the page itself exist either, so I don't know if anyone called it out before me.

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distortionenby · 1 year

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Petition for more fanart of the Distortion in David Bowie's outfits.

I think that would be neat.

#the magnus archives #tma michael #magnus archives #magnuspod #michael distortion #michael tma #michael the distortion #micheal distortion #micheal tma #tma micheal distortion #disenbyfandom #disenbypost

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distortionenby · 2 years

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If Michael Distortion played an instrument it'd play one of these babes and you can try to pry this idea from my cold, dead hands but you won't be able to.

#magnus archives #magnuspod #the magnus archive #the magnus archives #the spiral #tma michael #michael distortion #rusty quill tma #micheal distortion #michael the distortion #michael tma #tma memes #tma headcanons #tma shitpost #tma #magpod #disenbypost #disenbyfandom

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distortionenby · 1 year

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Nobody move.

This is how my brain pictures Gerry carrying Michael home.

For context: I think that sometimes keeping a human-looking shape is very exhausting for Michael so it just lets go and becomes a whatever shapeless long thing. Obviously, this also implies the doors and hallways are... Difficult to access. Clearly when you're a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket, it's not easy to turn doorknobs or walk into hallways.

So in comes the beloved, Gerry, who grabs it and drags it home to get some rest.

However, how does one carry a limp neverending ribbon-y blanket? With determination, which is something Gerry has plenty of, luckily. Even when it might look very silly.

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distortionenby · 1 day

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gerard Keay/Michael | The Distortion Characters: Gerard Keay, Michael | The Distortion (The Magnus Archives) Additional Tags: Haircuts, Happy Little Accidents, Cancer implications, Surgery mentions, Hair mourning Summary:

A happy little accident with Michael leads to Gerry finally deciding to prepare his new look before surgery. He finds comfort in getting his partner to help.

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distortionenby · 10 months

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(CW for bright colours and glitch effect)

Drew cunty Distortion based on the outfit suggestions from a TMA server.

In order: full colour (glitch), full colour, sketch (glitch), sketch, outfit inspo

#Michael tma #Michael Distortion #Michael Distortion TMA #TMA Michael #TMA Michael Distortion #The Magnus Archives #Magnus Archives #Rusty Quill TMA #TMA Distortion #TMA The Spiral #TMA The Distortion #TMA Spiral #TMA Fanart #MagnusPod #disenbyart #disenbypost #disenbyfandom

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distortionenby · 1 month

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I can't take Mr. Bonzo seriously. Ever since I saw his picture from the ARG attached to his name. That thing is completely separate from that name.

For you see, the first image my mind conjures when the name Bonzo is uttered, is that of John Bonham, drummer of Led Zeppelin, whose nickname was Bonzo.

#THIS IS A JOKE OK #tmagp spoilers #tmagp #tmagp shitpost #the magnus protocol #magnus protocol #rusty quill tmagp #disenbyfandom #disenbypost

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distortionenby · 1 year

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This is what the Beatles saw when in the Sea of Science or something.

Today, I bring you yet another Michael fanart. Tomorrow... Probably nothing bc I take too long between pieces, but it might be another Michael, who are we kidding

(Closeups under the cut!)

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distortionenby · 2 years

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Not sure if this could be controversial, but I need to just say it, because I'm tired of seeing the opposite.

The distortion has zero ass. It sits down and it's completely flat. You try slapping that and it's like slapping a table. No ass. None.

And also no hip-waist. Poor thing cannot wear decorative belts bc no matter how much it tries to keep them on, they just fall to its ankles like a hula-hoop. Probably has to wear safety pins from its trousers/skirts to its shirt bc otherwise they just fall too. Nothing to hold the waistband onto.

A real tragedy.

(for all intents and purposes, this is a joke because I think I'm funny and Michael trying to wear its funky disco belts but failing is so funny too)

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distortionenby · 1 year

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I love how my 2 most popular Michael posts are not fanart. They're that one about Michael playing keytar and the "Michael has no ass" one.

Truly aspiring to keep it going, I hope you can keep enjoying those while I come up with other stuff

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