#dndads ep 64

[unluckyprime]

I never thought I would be so attached to a 13 year old named yeet with skateboard for feet who plays fortnite irl

#yeet bigly #grant wilson #dungeons and daddies #dndads #digital art #ughhfhfhfnfndnfn grant :( <3 #no . spoilers past ep 64 pretty please that’s where I am :DD

[johnsspacesuittight]

oh my god holy fucking shit so I am in ep 64 of DnDads and they do the whole time travel Darryl thing, which bc I listened to this after all eps were out I fucking remember, and obviously I now know was not the original episode, but I had of course completely forgotten that that happened bc it’s been like a year since I listened to it and now this reveal??!?!? I am screaming, also even more weirdly the minute they started talking about time travel I was like oh now is when there’s some reveal that a character in the background or something was actually time travel Darryl the whole time AND THEN THEY PULL THIS SHIT ON ME ISTG

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies ep 64 #istg I’m so mad and so impressed all at once

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#5

Can we take a minute to geek out over fucking Amanda??? Like ep one she was SO quiet while the others were farting around and gleefully ripping up the flooring of Anthony's world to watch him dig (affectionate) but then it was her turn and she was RUTHLESS and EFFICIENT and METHODICAL and that contrast was soooo funny

Then in ep 2 the main cast has the measure of her and they're wary but Beth is going in for the kill in her clumsy oafish way (still affectionate) but Amanda meets every move and spins it back on them ALL WHILE DRAWING BETH INTO HER WEB

Then there's ep 3 where she finally clues you in that she is also unhinged but with such COMPETENCY that you don't see it for what it is until you're already in love with her and you know that she will eat you alive and you will let her

74 notes - Posted July 7, 2022

#4

''YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT MY BABY PICTURES GIVE THAT PHOTO ALBUM BACK TO ME'' ''but it's from a time when you were actually likable 🥺''

from the prompt list please??? anyone you want, I just think it’s funny and you could do this justice

So uh, as you know this got out of hand lol

Here it is! The much anticipated fake dating prompt fill that blossomed into a 7 chapter fic :)

Two boys, both alike in dignity--by which I mean they have none. Harley is lying to his family about why he hasn't come home in years. Peter is lying to everyone about pretty much everything. Together they can make everything worse by lying together (heh) in Rose Hill while Harley pretends to his family that Peter is his long-term boyfriend and Peter pretends that he hasn't had a crush on Harley since the day he met him--or no. He DOES pretend he has a crush-- Wait, no he doesn't pretend because he HAS a crush so he pretends to pretend that he--

It's complicated.

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81 notes - Posted April 19, 2022

#3

I have to know what “the olive garden revelation” was omg

Omg it makes me wheeze cry laugh every time. Griffin finds out (as an adult! in front of an audience! on a stage!) that Justin and Travis pranked him as a kid by telling him that you can take the raw fettuccine out of the display containers at olive garden and munch on them.

Here is the audio clip (it's from a live show but its decent quality) I just listened to it again and I'm sweating from laughing so hard

88 notes - Posted September 20, 2022

#2

A Peach Like You - sequel to Peaches ain't Pretty

Peter Parker never considered himself special. Maybe, yeah, having radioactive blood and spider-like abilities makes him different and his vigilante career is out of the norm and fine, yeah, he's on the autism spectrum. Call that "special" if you want. But under all that, he's a regular college student juggling three jobs, an internship, a sad mockery of a social life, and saving the city day and night. The usual stuff.

So when he somehow catches the eye of a blue-eyed mech engineering major with an accent that could turn even Aunt May's brick-hard mashed potatoes to mush, he's only thrown for a minute before he writes it off as a fluke. What could a guy like that see in a guy like him anyway?

Chapter One Will Be Posted January 5th CST

Check below the Read More for a sneak peak

Chapter 1: I’m an only child and I’m desperate for attention

Peter’s web-line, tangled desperately between numb fingers, holds as he slams into glass. Air punches from his lungs, but the pane stays intact. He fumbles for his footing, slipping in the smears of scarlet left from his meeting with the window, then begins the slow miserable climb to the ninth floor. His abdomen burns. His head pounds.

He’s not going to pass out. He’s not going to pass out. He’s…

He’s so fired. The pizzas he was supposed to deliver are long gone by now, whether he can remember where he stashed them or not. His boss is going to be furious with him for flaking on his deliveries again. He may have attempted the tried and true ‘It’s not my fault, Mr. Leonetti, I was mugged,’ routine if it wasn’t for all of the cell phones that recorded Spider-Man getting stabbed not two doors down from the pizza shop. He can’t risk anyone making the connection between Spider-Man and Peter Parker.

What was he supposed to do? Not drop everything and strip down to his suit to stop the bodega from being robbed? Not web the clerk out of the way of the stray bullet? Not take the lucky stab between his ribs during his distraction?

Actually, he could have done without that last one. Ned has enough on his plate without having his mess of a childhood best friend slithering through his window every other day with life-threatening injuries.

He breathes a sigh of relief as his fingers curl over Ned’s window sill. His Friend of Spider-Man sense must be tingling because it’s wide open. A strange choice for February, but you won’t hear him whining about his unprecedented change in luck.

He pushes the screen until it pops free of the frame then rolls into the apartment. He lands with a thud on gray carpet and groans as the impact aggravates his stab wound. It’s not until the haze of pain clears enough to see the unfamiliar light fixture above him that he considers how unlike Ned it is to have the window open on a day that’s threatening snow.

Ned hates winter. He hates leaving the window open even a crack and often compromises by stuffing a towel in the crack to keep the draft out because, as much as he hates winter, he loves his best friend more.

As he blinks at the rest of the room, dazed from blood loss, he slowly puts together that this is not Ned’s apartment. It smells wrong for one thing. Like burnt bread and blood (the latter of which, yes, he realizes is his fault), but also there’s a distinct lack of life in this place that’s so contradictory to Ned’s merch and memorabilia-stuffed apartment that for a moment he thinks maybe this one is vacant. No shoes by the door. No pillows on the couch. No DVDs next to the TV. No takeout containers. No books. Nothing.

Other than a mason jar that’s half-filled with odd little trinkets on an otherwise barren bookshelf, the place is lifeless.

Well, nearly lifeless.

In the same moment he decides he ought to haul his broken body out the window and try for the correct window, a tall blond someone wearing a knit sweater and jeans that have been worn soft over time steps into the room waving a towel at the smoke lingering near the ceiling.

The man freezes as they lock eyes.

Oh, mother fudger.

183 notes - Posted January 3, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Anthony: and he cuts your head off

Everyone: *SCREAMING*

Beth May: Is she okaaayy???

224 notes - Posted May 31, 2022

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[odd-kid-42]

Ep 64 single-handedly snapped me out of hyperfixation on Dndads just for what they did to Paeden. Ep 59 when Ron was clearly not ready to talk to his father but all of the other dads (by which I mean Darryl and Henry because Glenn went from seventh circle of grief to self-destructive provocation) were ushering him onward— that started making me want to throw on the narrative brakes. And hearing Ron berated with the least amount of preparation didn’t give me the same excitement I had been having to the story, but ep 64’s last ten minutes when the eight year old showed he never understood parental love when Darryl asked him permission to break the bowl when Walter wasn’t around? Awesome in how quickly I felt like I was watching horror. Unparalleled helplessness to feel as an audience member and unforgettable.

#and how lackluster the conversation between Frank and Darryl was? amazing #Frank after traumatizing his son equivalent to Willy’s death on Ron: So #‘problems in the marriage? did I ever tell you how your mother cheated on me and how great of a father I am?’ #wow thanks conservative dad! do you want to talk about how hard Darryl fell apart at your death? no? #do you want to take any responsibility for a preventable death? no? okay you’re just going to self-destruct I guess #except the eight yo is still alive… oh wait never mind he had the last words and loss of consciousness #alt world fic tag #dni to debate me on this btw #fictional podcast etc but it hit a nerve (derogatory) #dndads

[human-sweater-vest]

I feel like shit, I just want him* back.

*Paeden Bennetts

#sweet baby boy please still be mostly there and not just frank&paeden #dndads #dungeons and daddies #paeden bennetts #dndads ep 64

[link-lonk]

I HAD TO PAUSE THE NEWEST EPISODE TO GO BACK AND RELISTEN TO EPISODE 2 AND THEY ACTUALLY EDITED THAT IN HOLY SHIT

#radiostatic.txt #I can't that they actually did that and no one noticed #or if they did I didn't hear about it lol #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads ep 64 #caps tw #dndads spoilers

[ronon-dex]

these fuckers had the power of time travel and instead of using it to stop grant from being traumatised or scam likely taking their money or glenn losing his son or the deck of many things going haywire or glenn losing years of his life to prison or that pyramid destroying a city they. they used it to get some bracelets from an abusive dragon

#ONLY. dungeons and daddies folks. ONLY here #i was dying oh my god #dndads #dungeons and daddies #ep 64 #this shit is incomparable

[le-fruity-fool]

Ep: 64!!!

Paedens first & last nat 20 :’)))

#ep.64 #dndads #dungeons and daddies

[lemmonady]

Hey dndads folks uhhh

What The Fuck?

#hey what the fuck #what #what? #hey #hey what? #dndads #dungeons and daddies #talking to the void #this applies to many things but I’m talking about That in ep 64

[trash-bin-ary]

*does a spit take* they actually did that, I am Very curious what people who just start watching dndads think about that part

#giving me homestuck vibes cause didn’t that go back and add things to old panels after a while #live blogging i guess #dndads 64 #if any of y’all watched dndads after ep 64 and got to ep 3 please tell me your thoughts on what happened #also yooooo back to my roots live blogging things y’all have no idea about

[daisythefish]

you’re KIDDING THERE’S TIME TRAVEL IN EPISODE TWO?????

I thought they were just showing Anthony some audio clip and I didn’t think it was real but I listened to the end of the episode and it’s actually there???? W T F

#dndads #ep 64 #did they just have the foresight to change it??? #is my memory actually terrible? #how tf did they change that

[weaver-z]

I CAN'T GET OVER DNDADS EP. 64 I'M GOING INSANE

#dndads #HOOOLY SHIT

[waitingondaisies]

do i need to be working on learning the intimate mechanics of nitric oxide metabolism within red blood cells for my increasingly imminent prelims to qualify for phd candidacy? yes. is the only thing i can think about the impending release of ep 64 of dndads? also yes

#dndads #personal

[link-lonk]

Ron saying “what if I told you it didn’t actually have to be a sandwich, just a couple of pieces of bread and then a cheese” just gave me a flashback to the time I went to some sandwich place and asked for a grilled cheese sandwich and they gave me a piece of cold cheese between 2 slices of untoasted bread

#radiostatic.txt #I don't think I would've even called it a cheese sandwich at that point #it was literally just a single piece of cheese and two pieces of bread #dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndads ep 64

[le-fruity-fool]

Ep: 64

So episode 2 is just gonna sound like that from now on huh..?

#rip new listeners I guess #ep.64 #dndads #dungeons and daddies