#do i care? frick nah bruh

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My first big post on this blog and it's gonna be about -you guessed it- OBSCURE SONIC CHARACTERS!

These are my silly little headcanons about The Hooligans because I love them dearly :>

TRIGGER WARNING for the following things mentioned or explicitly stated in this list: Death, murder, unintentional self-harm, and swearing!

Oh, right, before reading this you should know that my idea of what Bean's mom looks like is adokle's version of her! You can see her here and here, along with Bin, Pin, and Lucy. And a few of my ideas for Bark are pulled from this fic, here! Now that we have that out of the way...

Let's start it off with the leader of this illustrious group of ne'er-do-wells, Fang the Sniper! Or Nack the Weasel. Whatever you wanna call him.

I believe he is a Jerboa/Wolf/Weasel mix!

He gets his Jerboa/Wolf genes from his mother and his Weasel genes from his father.

He had a really messed up childhood. Man's was not okay.

Was raised by his sister, Nic, for the majority of his childhood.

Fang was born on January 1st and Nic was born on December 31st. They were born five minutes apart.

He and Nic stayed together for a surprisingly long time, despite the fact that they absolutely despised each other.

He got his hat from his father on one of his earlier birthdays. He cherishes that hat more than everything else he owns.

Yes, including the Marvelous Queen. Awesome bikes are an easy fix, but a hat from the only family member that he actually loved? That's priceless.

He used to hold a very, very minuscule soft spot for Nic before he killed her.

He still hasn't processed that the two dumbasses he got stuck with have miraculously found their way into his heart (If you ever asked him, he'd probably shoot you).

Bark's moral compass actually has ended up rubbing off on him, more or less.

Bean beats him in soccer all the time. Fang will forever be bitter about this.

Despite how much he bitches and moans, he actually really enjoys hanging out with Bark and Bean. Even if their versions of fun include boring museum visits or blowing up bingo clubs.

He's Bisexual and Aromantic (either that or AroSpec, I'm not too sure).

He thinks that wearing cologne is just a "faster way to shower". He will not take criticism (Also, he wears the cheapest cologne he can find).

He always smells at least a little bit like gasoline.

Now onto the silent softie, Bark the Polar Bear!

You don't see many Polar Bears around, even in places like North Island or the Aurora Ice Fields. The species is largely thought to be extinct.

This leads to a lot of people being shocked/stunned whenever Bark comes around, either that or just not knowing what species he is (Only one of the reasons he has anxiety around people he doesn't know).

He refuses to talk about his family; the only person he's ever opened up to about them is Bean (And Fang to a considerably lesser extent).

He speaks Russian!

He's an extremely avid listener, he loves listening to people talk-- which is one of the reasons he and Bean get along so well.

He runs surprisingly cold, like, all of the time. Bean thinks it's magic but Fang is pretty sure it's just a polar bear thing.

Either way, it's heaven in the summer and hotter climates but absolute hell during the winter and in frigid climates.

This is also a good time to mention that Bark is a huuuuge cuddle bug. Bean loves it, Fang used to hate it but he tolerates it now.

Yes, he does think Bean is the funniest fucking person alive. What about it.

Smells like strawberry shampoo and campfire smoke.

He is Demiromantic and Asexual.

And last but most definitely not least, the dynamic dynamo, Bean the Dynamite!

Was raised by his uncle Pin and grandma Lucy.

He does have a wind-up punch like his father and uncle, but he rarely uses it.

His parents, Bin and Rin, were archeologists/explorers.

Pin is well-renowned in the wrestling industry and works a lot of odd jobs.

And Lucy is a gardener/librarian (Also a former wrestler).

He got his bomb-throwing ability from his mom! Well, not her exactly, but her side of the family.

He calls Pin and Lucy at least twice a month to catch up on stuff (He deliberately leaves out the part where he's been running with a renowned mercenary).

He also visits Lucy whenever he has the time or if he's in the area.

He has ADHD!

Of which he doesn't take meds for, whoops.

He's built up a lot of emotional walls throughout the years. He could count on one hand the number of people that have seen him cry.

Funny Man™

He always smells like burning chemicals covered in a layer of cheap cologne and strawberry shampoo.

He stims by pacing, flapping his hands, biting himself and tugging on his feathers.

He tends to cause harm to himself without realizing it. Pulling out feathers, scratching himself too hard, etc.

He wears black fingerless gloves with gold ring cuffs and black & yellow sneakers.

He got his bandana from his mom and his gloves from his dad.

Yes, he has done the cartoon anvil thing to someone. And the comically large hammer.

He can speak 13 languages: English, Spanish, French, Dutch, Welsh, German, Norwegian, Italian, Barese, Vietnamese, Swedish, Russian, and Portuguese.

He is Aromantic and Asexual.

Alrighty, that's all of the ones I can think of right now.

If you want to hear more specific headcanons about any of them, or just any sonic characters in general, then shoot me an ask!

Either that or you can tell me some of your headcanons! I like hearing other people's thoughts on characters. :D

#sonic the hedgehog #possum.txt #the hooligans #bean the dynamite #bark the polar bear #fang the sniper #nack the weasel #nic the weasel #but only a little bit of her #dynamite dux #is this cringe of me? yes #do i care? frick nah bruh #writing #guess what sexuality the writer is challenge (possible and also obvious) #if anything is written weird or looks wonky uhhhh ignore it #do i tag the dynamite dux characters? hmmmm #pin the duck #bin the duck #lucy the human #rin the woodpecker #idk if those are the actual tags but its what i'm going with!

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Tag meme!

Tagged by @sunagakures 💕😘 Name Your Favorite Female Characters: MMhhMmm Gosh all the Konaha girls Temari Konan IM’ Male Characters: KIBA Lee Sai n Tenzo Team: Team 8 and Team Gai!! Sensei: GAI Hokage: Tsunade! Kage: Gaara c: Village: Raaiiin Akatsuki: KONAN Jutsu: I love anything Sai does and EVERYTHING KIBA DOES and a lot of the Hyuga stuff/// Episode/Chapters: I love the Chunin Exams and the Sasuke Retrieval arc Fighting Scene: Is it. Trash if i say it’s Kankuro vs Sakon. Bc it is do I have that scene memorized Maybe
 Fanfiction: Eehhhhh
 OTP (Explain why): B o i Idk why I like Kankukiba god help me tbh. Honestly I’m not sure when I started considering it. Just for a sec think abt it— the holy trinity ShikaTema/LeeGaa/KankuKiba? I think they’re really similar in very complimentary ways. Both are protective of what they love, and a little smug and cocky, and I think Kankuro can be compromising where Kiba is stubborn and Kiba can be really caring where Kankuro is distracted. Frick I could go on.
 NOTP: MAN IDK ACTUALLY
 Crack Ship: Consider… listen don’t judge me… The idea just occurred one day randomly but consider for a sec HanaTama BroTP: I love Naruto and Shikamarus friendship just frik me up //Also yo hmu with that Kankuro+Sakura friendship it could be GREAT OT3: TEAM GAI or team 7(But Sai lol) Crossover Ship: Uh??? Do You Have Any Headcanons: ??? Lots n theyre all bad lol Are you happy with the ending? Anything you would have changed? UUUUHHHhhh yea and nah??? Idk. I have mixed feelings about it. I’d at least change it so Karin n Sui and Jugo get better endings. #KeepOrochimaruDeadThanks How do you feel about the new generation: LOVE THEmmdhnndh
 Say something about your favorite character. Good and bad: I dont really have specifics tbh just he’s really precious when he’s worked up tbh lol thats mean but. And then sometimes he’s Really Freakin Embarrassing imo TBH also his fashion sense is heading down a slippery slope bye
 Say something genuinely nice about your NOTP: //// Say something negative about your OTP: The basis. Where is it.
 Anyway to change your mind about your NOTP: //////
 What made you mad about the series? OROCHUMARU CAME BACK???? Sorry. Hi. Sorry. Jiraiya told Naruto to give up on Sasuke because he KNEW Orochimaru was never coming back. By the end, Jiraya’s dead and both Sasuke AND Orochimaru are redeemed. I just don’t find it fair to Jiraiya ok, or Tsunade, or the whole Taka, or Tenzo, or Anko, or anyone Orochimaru fricked with because he shouldn’t have had to come back.
 If you could see anything happen in the series, what would it be? ;__; I dunnooo….,,,
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