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#don't let this stop us finding out where the heck this man's 7 tattoo is
kittykatdanny · 1 year
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The cat becomes the cat owner.
what do you mean while we were celebrating Jeon Jungkook's performance at the Fifa World Cup opening ceremony we discovered that Min Yoongi, not only screen-recorded his performance and is a proud Hyung but also potentially has a pet black cat. This is was not on my 2022 bingo card but I'm not mad about it.
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Neon Nostrade ABC NS/FW Headcanons
Okay. I’m gonna do this for our baby girl because well, she has a different set of kinks altogether. 
By the way, I will be referring to KuroNeon and KuroNeon when I’m doing this headcanon. 
Rated R Warning: Lots of vulgar terms. Don't like don't read. Don't go inside a cave and complain it's dark. I will block anyone who complains.
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Let’s go for the ABC Headcanons of this brat: 
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
She’s two moods: either really drowsy after a good fuck or talkative. If she’s worn out good, she will be very sleepy and just want to lie on her partner’s chest. 
If she still has energy left, she likes to have a pillow talk with her partner. 
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Girlie is proud of her curves and face. She knows she’s cute and she has the curves. She’s not afraid to dress up for her man and drive them absolutely crazy. 
She likes her partner’s biceps and back. She likes to scratch and caress them when they are in a missionary position. 
If she's with Kurapika and knows his Kurta identity, she worships his eyes (kinda fucked up but yes!). She likes how it turns scarlet because of his deep intense lust (and maybe hatred) while they’re having sex. She finds it alluring, like a moth to a flame. For Chrollo, it's his spider tattoo.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
This girl swallows. Nuff’ said. She likes to be milked too. She's submissive and breedable.
She also likes having her partner's fingers stuffed into her mouth after they finger her. A little taste on how wet she is. 
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
She has a bunch of lingerie shoots that doesn’t show her face. She then post it on OnlyFans to gain extra income. Just lingerie pics because she enjoys modelling for it. However, she won't show her pussy or boobs. Those are VIP access only.
She also fucks her new head bodyguard aka Kurapika and had a one time fling with Chrollo. Papa must never know this.
Good girls are just bad girls who haven't been caught.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Not so much. She isn't a virgin per se (really think one of her clients or Chrollo took her virginity), but she also hasn't gotten around much due to her father having people to guard her 24/7. She usually doesn’t take the lead so most of the time she just goes with the flow. 
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Anything to do with her partner dominating her. Girlie likes to get dicked down hard. So think of missionary, doggy and all sorts of variations that goes deep.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
She is very childish and teasing alright. She's not serious about it. To her, sex is for fun. She wants to enjoy it. She giggles a lot whenever she gets a pleasant reaction from her partner.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Yeah. She goes to those high-end bikini waxing services to get her pussy groomed once ever three months. She may show her lingerie to others but she only shows her lady parts to someone special and she has to make herself look presentable.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Uhhh... she is playful. She usually relies on the non-sexual dating part that her partner does for the romance.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
This girl likes to read smuts or listen to audios to get herself wet. If she really wants to get down on it, she uses a good ol' vibrator to buzz herself. She has to do it in a room though, where no one is around.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
*clears throat* This girl makes the best porn to write LMAO. I can think of a few kinks when it comes to her (and her r/s with Chrollo or Kurapika).
With Kurapika:
Discipline and Bondage: Her bratty attitude pisses off his stern no-bullshit personality. Sometimes she does it on purpose to egg him to punish and fuck her. She secretly enjoys it when he spanks her, be it using his hand or his belt. She realises that he might be into bondage based on the chains on his hand so she suggested tying her up. They used ropes, clothes, handcuffs and of course (actual, not his Nen) chains. He sometimes chains her up Shibari style and likes to see her pussy drool over the chains. This starts whenever she acts up, throws a tantrum and Kurapika has to deal with her bs. It's not easy disciplining this naughty brat but he likes the challenge until she's an obedient brat begging to be his cumslut. When she's being a good girl, he'll reward her with a good fucking and another present (e.g. jewellery or handbag or whatever she wants).
Degrading and Humiliation: This comes with the disciplining part. Whenever he disciplines her, it comes with degrading her. Neon loves to be called all sorts of degrading terms: slut, whore, brat. He's usually very uptight so it turns her on when he gets vulgar during sex. It gets even more intense when it's hate-fucking. He's supposed to dislike flesh collectors but here he is enjoying the flesh of a pretty collector, and so they engage in hate-sex filled with degrading her and Neon loves every filthy second of it.
Breeding: Yes, I know I said Kurapika ain't gonna want kids, based on my analysis of him and it makes sense. Only after he accidentally knocks her up, then he'll realise "hey, this ain't bad". So when Kurapika realises that perhaps repopulating the clan isn't that bad, Neon is more than happy to produce kids with him and be the freakin Kurta baby factory. The whole baby-making process is fun, they will make sure they won't waste a single cum drop. Neon also loves to address Kurapika as "Daddy" because she knows it makes him feel powerful and it represents fathering her children. Sorry Light Nostrade, Neon has another daddy now.
With Chrollo:
DD/LG: Their age gap and height difference screams sugar dating. He loves to indulge in her materialism and spoils her like a brat she is (he just steals those items and gives it to her). Chrollo is one freaky mf who calls her princess, kitten, baby girl and all sorts of really cute nicknames. Chrollo isn't like Kurapika who would degrade her. He likes to praise his little sex bunny because positive reinforcement works. He wants her to dress up in all those frizzy lingerie costumes and roleplay in DD/LG.
Toys: [See the T for Toys for this one]
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
One word: power. 
That is in the form of money and dominance in her partner. She loves it when they give her what she wants materially, be it that nice taxidermy butterfly necklace or that designer brand clothes and accessories. She doesn't care how you get it, but if you give it to her, she's sure to reward you.
Another thing that for sure turns them on is being dominated. Be it with Kurapika, Chrollo or anyone else, Neon loves to be dominated and fucked. Hold her by the neck. Let her know who is in charge. Make her beg to be fucked. A little possessive dirty talk will get her wet. Anything to do with establishing ownership of her.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Neon likes having sex in the bedroom or in the guy's office. She likes to disturb her partner while he's working so they end up doing it in the office. Or some luxurious hotel. A bathtub will be good too.
There's a very specific location I want to write her having sex with Kurapika. A location so messed up yet so angsty but I will keep quiet about it for now. You would need to be one creative sicko like me to guess this one. Heh. 😶😶
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
A big no is her being 100% dom. Neon is kinda lazy in that aspect. She doesn't like to do all the work and wants the pleasure/pain handed to her. At most, she'll ride the guy while she's on top but she's going to be a real tease about it, hoping that they would get impatient and flip her over. When they do, she'll be more excited because that's what baby girl wants.
Stuff like pee or anything to do with that is something that she'll never do.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
She likes to have her pussy eaten out of course. And how they make her come through oral sex. However, she prefers to give SLIGHTLY more. Just slightly. She likes to get her hair grabbed and face-fucked. Sometimes she engages in cock worship.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Usually, she says things like "fuck me harder", "don't stop" etc. to encourage getting fucked at a faster and rougher pace. Especially when they hit her G-spot. That sends her crazy. She does appreciate the slow and sensual but only at the beginning or near the end. Depending on the context of the sex session.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Yeah. She likes quickies. This has something to do with disturbing and teasing her partner while he's at work. Yes, I'm talking about Kurapika. So a little quickie just for him to relax and catch a break is Neon's favour for him for working so hard.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Yes. She's game on taking risks. She's actually the one who will initiate and explore with kinks she finds on the net. Heck, she once proposed getting fucked against the window and in the balcony, risking the fact that someone might see them (Papa absolutely must never know what his daughter has been doing). The fear and thrill of getting caught arouses her.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
I think at most two rounds. The sex can be really intense and this girl lacks stamina. She didn't go through formal Nen training (remember that she got hers without training), and her partners are Nen users and physically fit so they wear her out.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
She owns them alright. She uses a vibe to pleasure herself. It comes in handy when she gets horny during ovulation and there's no one to dick her down.
As for using them with a partner, she uses a lot of toys with Chrollo. Whether it's the anal beads when Chrollo wants to get her ass fucked while he rams the front or making her wear vibrating panties in public, she's sure down for it. She also will wear a tail butt plug to complement her kitty outfit that Chrollo instructed her to wear. She'd gladly follow whatever freaky fantasy he wants.
With Kurapika, they don't use toys except for bondage items. If Neon were to sleep with a woman, she'll prefer to get fucked with a strap on.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Neon is the queen of teases. Especially if her lover seems uptight. (Yes, Pika boy, that's you).
She'll randomly sends him nudes while he's working. She'll touch his lap/balls lightly when they're eating side by side. She'll say stuff that sounds suggestive in inappropriate timings. She'll wink. She'll roll her tongue while eating and making eye contact. Just to initiate sex.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Neon has a high-pitched voice. She's very vocal during sex. She can't help it. Honestly, she sounds like those girls in hentai porn but more genuine lmaoo. She'll moan, squeal, whine, squeak and pant with the occasional "yes", "fuck me", "harder" and all the short needy dirty talk to push them to do her rougher.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
She likes to shop for her outfits. It excites her thinking what type of kinky outfit she should buy to make her partner horny. Be it another lacy lingerie, bunny outfit, kitty outfit, she'll be sure to look delectable in her man's eyes.
She looks REAL good in pink or white. Most of her outfits are in that colour. 💖💖
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Neon has a B cup. She doesn't have those giant breasticles like Pakunoda or Shizuku. But that's understandable. I once estimated her height based on Chrollo's height and the manga panel where her head is at his shoulder. She's about 150cm, maybe even shorter. She's a petite girl. She has curves in proportion (she's not a loli, she's just small in height). But that's her charm. She's cute. Easily carried to be fucked.
Side note: The height difference between her and Kurapika (171cm)/Chrollo (177cm) is so good in this aspect (if you guys know what I mean) hehehe kekekek.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Hmm... I think Neon is mid. She does likes sex but she isn't a sex addict. She gets in the mood easily, especially when she's horny during ovulation. She won't be in the mood when she's angry or upset at not getting what she wants.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
She's exhausted after it happens. Definitely be sleeping like a baby. She'll lay on her partner's chest and doze off comfortably. If she still has the energy, she'll demand for round two or just pillow talk. Chatter her way until she falls asleep.
To end it off, I would like to give you guys some links to fanart where Neon is being hot, art by @anotherworldash :
Cat Outfit
Cat Outfit with Buttplug
Bunny Outfit Regina George reference
Neon in Shibari ropes
Chrollo and Neon
Kurapika and Neon
Neon sucking Kurapika off [Yes, you read this right]
Neon in pink lingerie
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nerdytransgirl · 6 years
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NSFW ask! those questions......... alllll of them.
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
Not sure. I tend to follow my gut when i meet people, so maybe there's some subconscious thoughts? But Personally, I’d say not, since I actively seek out thoughts on looks in order to change them by thinking “what if that was you?”. 
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
Yes. Yes they are. I feel so good when I click with a group of people, but when I find that one I can spend 100% of my time/energy with, they are all i need.
3. Are you a virgin?
haha, whats that?
4. Are you in a relationship?
Not in any I like, thats for sure. (samy, shut up. you got your family/live under the same roof, i want mine.)
5. Are you in love?
yes.
6. Are you single this year?
yeah. ish. 
7. Can you commit to one person?
I can, and I have before. 
8. Describe your crush
Smart, funny, nerdy, loves to talk with me, but even the silence in eachothers company was amazing, seeing the stars/moon reminds me of her every night. 9. Describe your perfect mate
^up there.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
mmm, yes? people are people, and sometimes they just... click!
11. Do you ever want to get married?
Yes, but not for government benefits. For Love. 
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
No, not without a VERY good explanation with proof. 
13. Do you get jealous easily?
Yes. bitch, I know I ordered the salad, but I’d cheat on it with your burger anyday.
other than that, no.
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
Yes.
15. Do you have any piercings?
Yes. Yes I do. ;p
16. Do you have any tattoos?
yes. 27 if you count individual letters separately.
17. Do you like kissing in public?
If it’s someone I love, then the world can fuck off as I make out with them in the middle of the mall.
20. Do you shower every day?
I try to, but water conservation/depression sometimes get in the way.
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Yup. I’m cute as heck, so unless you’re Ace, I assume you have feelings for me. 
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably. Do parents ever not think about their kid?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
Easily.
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
Well, I was engaged last year, so who knows! Maybe!
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
Yes, of course. I’m sick of my heart breaking tho.
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
Yes. I didn't think it would be that bad till I lost them.
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
mmm, nope.
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
Kinda? I’ve been lied to in the middle of a break with an understanding we would use the break to improve our relationship.
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Never.
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
Yup. Besides the standard surgery, I want to modify my body with augmentable mechanical limbs!31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
Every day.
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
Yes.
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
Yup. Hated it.
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Yup. Loved all of them. wait, no scratch that, still love them all even if our lives are going in two different directions now.
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
Yes. Yes I have. 
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
Liked? LIKED??!?! I love her. RIP, Alex. I miss you.
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
Yup. first gf. she was manipulative and my friends told me, but I wouldn't listen.
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
Yes. First time I met them I was scared shitless, but now I’m pretty sure that person would fight for me if someone was a big enough of a dick to me. 
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
Yes, everyday for two years now. 
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
haha, yes! but none of you’ll ever hear it!
41. Have you had sex so far this year?Yes, though not as much as my newfound horniness would like me to be having. 
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
Umm, depends? Sometimes kissing doesn't start till after the wandering?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
3 years.
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
Umm, I’ve dated a lot, but in terms of actual relationships? 5. 
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
Nobody. That’s when I was coming out of the closet to myself. 
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
I had a partner then, so...
47. How old are you?
Im currently a Quarter of a century old. How about that?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
“Awesome! go get that skan... Skilled tuba player, im assuming.” 
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
Currently not applicable. But I do like the intelligence and depth of conversation I’ve had with partners. 
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
No. That ship has sailed.
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
Yes. 
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
A girl named Glenni. She told me she was Ace, but I will admit it took a little longer than that to stop pining for her. 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
A few people don’t like my on-again/off-again/complex relationship with a gal in Monterey.
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
Alex.
55. Share a relationship story.
Watching the sunset on the beach slowly turn into a hamburger because of the clouds. We also had a picnic and I made vegan cheese for her sandwich! Idk what happened, but sadly we are no longer together.
56. State 8 facts about your body
Soft, Squishy, blonde leg/arm hair that makes me look shaved even after 8 months, a scar on my nose, a scar on my arm, crazy strength, shit stamina, gets wet at the beach.
57. Things you want to say to an ex
Fuck you for messing me up so badly that when I met the next person to make me feel even happier, I chickened out out of fear I’d lose them. 
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Food, Conversational compatibility, cuddles, Adventures, ability to enjoy eachothers company in silence.59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
Here
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
7 years. that's the extreme I’m willing to date.
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
Eyes, usually. Not color or shape, but how they express themselves, if that makes sense.
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
I’d say something special that shows me how much they care for me. 
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Um, pretty much whatever you do with you and your partners genitals i guess?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
Seeing someone else in a relationship/sexual capacity without my knowledge. 
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
Teasing, followed by light touching.
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
BDSM, Brat vs Dom. I’ll let you guess what role I like to play. ;p
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
Lots of cuddling, movies, and food all at home followed by sexytimes maybe?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
Gay. women are just so hot. 
69. What turns you off?
Lots of things. but being mean is pretty high up there. 
70. What turns you on?
Cheezy romantic crap directed at me.
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
Giving my partner complete (consensual and trusting with a safeword) control for them to do whatever they want with me. 
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
... 
”Good girl.” 
>.
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
Take me out for fancy food.
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
Weight. I dont like too skinny or too heavy, but someone with a healthy looking amount of chub I can become immediately attracted to. 
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
Flew out to visit me. We shared one kiss. 
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
Idk, I like to think im pretty sweet to most people in general, but I don't know what the sweetest thing I’ve done for someone is. 
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
if you’re not in your teens, don't date a teen. Otherwise, keep it within a decade to minimize incompatibility brought about by slight differences in culture growing up, especially in this technological age where it seems every six months there’s a new generation influencing the world. My limit is 7 years.
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
Ever sucked a girls dick on a beach under a new moon? I have. 
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
A few days ago. She’s just better than me in every way it seems. 
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
yesterday?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
Me, samy, rain, glenni, alex
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
um, my therapist. A new one that i can very easily open up too, and apparently the feelings I’ve shared with her made her want to hug me at the end of our session. 
83. Who was your first kiss with?
NOBODY. thats who. 
she ded 2 me.
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
I have no clue. I thought things were going well, but then she told me she wanted to end things romanticly. I accepted, because why not? I don't want to force someone to be with me that doesn't want to. But I do worry it was something i said, something I did. 
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
haha, how do you think i find gf’s?
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