#dont mind if i q

[green-eyes-and-orange-ties]

#Sebastian Fen #tumblr Textposts #night shift podcast #if anyone wants to send me some more #Im having alot of fun with these #dont mind if i Q

[becauseplot]

qPhilza perching on people because bird

qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.

qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.

qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.

qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.

#q!philza #idk what possessed me to write this i just think it’s funny #bird man perching on his friends/loved ones is so special to me actually #if you’re wondering how any of them could take the weight of a full grown man uhhhhhh bird bones. they hollow. yeah. #dont mind me im just rambling #qsmp philza #codebreakers #codebreaker duo #anarchy duo #sugar duo #death duo #pissa #(<-implied) #my writing

[tickletails]

repost

#my art #tickle art #atsv tickle #this took e so fucking long to draw I want to explode gwen with my mind #WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE MOST UNDRAWABLE FACE OF ALL TIME AND WHY DOES SHE NEVER LAUGH. SONY PLEASE #anyways im still not 100% happy with how this turned out but I dont hate looking at it anymore so that's q win for me

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

In one of the episodes, Jun mentioned that she wanted to pierce her ears twice. in your version she has already done this?

oh dude you either have memory of a steel trap or someone had a good rewatch recently! But, wow, tbh I do not remember this and in HoM AU designs I only delibarately added earrings/piercings to Kim and Jake to sort of break their design more from their og looks (especially Kim lol, I barely changed her anything xD) but also for practical in-verse reasons. I didnt even think about Jun or anyone else... but you know? I like it, so now she does!

AND now she got 7 of them!!! Some are just simple hoops or studs, but others are magical gem stones for emergencies (small spells and protections), and she can just swap them out when needed.

After you mentioned it, I wonder why out of all characters Jun is like almost the only one without piercings of any sorts? I mean even Lila got a fang earring and she has been human-shaped for like less than a year?? Which led me to a headcanon:

What if Jun's invulnerability is so strong she couldn't even get piercings in a normal human way? So, going with her Mom or her friends to get her ears pierced in a mall was out of the question. She and Jasmine had to enchant a needle/make a spell (or maybe just visit a monster beauty salon), just for her to do it and after they just show up to her parents like: "Oh look Barbara, Michael, I took Jun to pierce her ears, doesn't she look wonderful?'

And later Jun just took the needle/spell to covertly make more piercings with her friends, which Ophelia was more than happy to do. The other three she got a bit later over the years. ;D

#que? #hom au #hom au q&a #juniper lee #the life and times of juniper lee #i dont know why i never gave Jun any earrings its such a great idea! &i dont even know for sure if its true or not about her mentioning it #i think its because i kept drawing her with short hair that cover her ears and it totally escaped my mind #but now i have a lovely hc so thank you anon. #it also rises the question about how does she get her vaccination shots every year. do Jasmine and her fake them??? lol

[charliecuntcicle]

fit wants tubbo so bad theres not even a good explanation as to why he would think tubbo adopting ramon would make them married cus thats not even the island standard. most ppl who adopted eggs later on was not through marriage except for like...cellbit and roier?? but every other egg who gained a parent after their original introduction was just cus they were close to them not because they married one of their parents

#do i think fit wants to marry tubbo? not really i dont think fit wants to marry anyone i think hes content enough #but he definitely wants him in some way cus why would his mind even go there #fitmc #q!fit #tubbo #q!tubbo #fitbo #qsmp

[sacrus]

Honestly I kinda don't get why we distinguish f!Cell/q!Cellbit and not q!Cell/q!Cellbit since we already have the different nicknames to know which is which

So I think that a good change would be to switch to q!Cell when we're talking about the Cell that is canon to QSMP and f!Cell when talking about Cell that is only canon to Fuga Impossivel since there are quite signficant deifferences between them like:

q!Cell: ate Pac's leg, met Bad before Alcatraz and escaped the island (since now he's on Quesadilla Island)

f!Cell: didn't eat Pac's leg (I'm pretty sure that detail was added later on to the canon but during QSMP so according to Fuga Impossivel it never happened), never met Bad (I don't know 100% because I didn't watch it ngl) and he technically might have as well died on that island

And these are basically key points in q!Cellbits backstory

Also pls correct me if i'm wrong about something i haven't actually watched it

#not original ive definitly seen it talked about #its not like 'guys. stop RIGHT NOW' but mote like 'hey i pay too much attention' #and also i kinda don't like that both thr name and the indicatiom are diff #like it bugs me for some reason becasue if you didn't know you may as well assume they're two diff chracters #but its more like wishful thinking than anything else like ive already grown used to it #and i dont mind it THAT much #its a little detail that i just needed to say somewhere or else id explode #qsmp #cellbit #qsmp cellbit #q!cellbit #f!cell #q!cell #fuga impossível #theos bullcrap

[pusangkambing]

Saw a tweet annoyed the hell out of me but for the love of god qjaiden isnt leaving or "closing the book" on bobby fields. Girl says she's going to start lying but apparently now is the time to take her words at face value

SHE.IS.LYING.

She's been lying to herself for a much longer time than she has been lying to other people. No she's not over bobby fields, no shes not over bobby's death, she lied to qBaghs about it because Baghera is one of the only people that knows about it. She is lying to qbaghera because she's afraid she might become suspicious too. She has no plans on leaving. Literally a day before she said Bobby fields would be her main base but she would need a different house because she cant keep saying she doesnt have one when people ask.

She has not moved on, she has never ever allowed herself to fully processed her grief. Think back to when she first showed bobby fields to qroier, constantly telling him that they can be like how they used to, that, there, they can never be sad. That they can keep living that memory of bobby forever. Go back when she first showed it to qfoolish. Leo was so concerned about it because she too clocked in how qjaiden never ever lets herselft get sad ever. She asks her tia if she's okay with a sign, qjaiden reads and quietly tells her "yes. im fine" then breaks the sign herself. She, as far as i know, has never broken a sign from the eggs ever until then, but the fact that she broke the sign herself speaks volumes of how much she's repressing her emotions. She is bottling up all her grief over bobby, never truly letting them out so she can forever cling to only happy memories of her dead son. Think back to when she first showed qcellbit, when cellbit asked her where she got the flowers (the cyan ones, bobby's flowers), she immediately changed the subject, never fully answering his question. She does not let herself think of the day when Bobby died, she refuses to touch it, she understands that he's dead but she can never confront the memory of when he actually died, and with the way shes going, it doesnt look like she ever will.

So no she has not moved on, she is not closing the book, the thorns of the roses of bobby fields cling to her very being, the vines wrapping themselves around her heart. When she speaks to others about moving on,

She.Is.Lying.

#yes yes yes twt enemy bad i get i get but also jsut let me rant anyways because i can #my mind hazy this has not veen worded properly and i dont care too much to properly look through it again #paimon!speaks! #qsmp #jaiden animations #q!jaiden #character analysis discourse thingy maybe idk #nkt entorely sure anymore #i forgot i made this and put on drafts but oh well out of drafts u go #also not to mention the manipulation at the hans of cucurucho/federation but i dont wannna write anymore jajsk out of drafts u go shoo shoo

[llitchilitchi]

tried to explain the last month and a half of MCYT controversies to the kids in philosophy class and there's nothing greater than normal people hearing about the cuckgate right after trying to explain the gogcident

#litchi.txt #I dont think this is what my mom had in mind when she asked me to come help her in philosophy but goddamn the faces of people when #i talked about all the shit that went down with q #they cant even begin to grasp it. like they cant comprehend how something like this could happen. its hilarious

[pinkyjulien]

Mitch Anderson | 264/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Aldecaldos #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #IM SO NORMALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL #Ooooh maaalllooooaaarrdddddd #hgfhgezhghuiezhug playing through I'll Fly away always makes me go through so much emotions at once hgfh #it's sooo fucking q____q ougH. ITS SUCH A GOOD LIL QUEST YKNOW #GODDDD.... #I love that man so much dude :dontsee: #im hjgfhjghiuezhuighuiezhu hugezhug #dont mind me HUIGHUIEZHUI posting pics OF THE SAME SCEEENE OVER AND OVEEEER THROUGH ALL THOS YEAAARS #q wq .... baby babyyyy babybabybabybay

[green-eyes-and-orange-ties]

Seb and his Intervention Squad

#who were all conveniently busy at the end of Ep16 #honestly keeping Seb out of trouble seems an impossible task #A lead might be the way forward tbh #night shift podcast #sebastian fen #angelo volta #North #Quin #Dont mind if i Q

[becauseplot]

after the little "i didn't kill it"/"but you lived" moment etoiles and phil had earlier when etoiles had to make a quick getaway from the mob beefed-up by the code monster, i can't stop rotating phil and etoile's warrior & survivalist friendship in my brain. like wowow that's an interesting dynamic.

to etoiles, success is killing the monster; to phil, success is simply surviving it.

they both love fucking around and finding out but because of their natures, they're different about it. etoiles goes out looking for a challenge because he NEEDS that enrichment while phil, who loves to explore, is just as happy to stay home if he knows it will be safer. etoiles is always after the best gear and the next big strat while phil is content to stick to and refine what he knows, even if better options might be out there.

they never butt heads about it, though! in fact, they level out really nicely! phil never would have made that improved, modded axe "CODEBREAKER" (which was essential in his fight against the chayanne-imposter code) without etoiles encouraging (bullying) him to make it, and etoiles was there, ready and able and eager, to support phil during the fight itself. etoiles gets the reassurance of "but you lived" from phil when he's forced to flee from a fight for the first time, like, ever, and etoiles can always depend on phil to be vigilant whenever he's around---a serious advantage in a world full of dangers, because even the strongest warriors don't have eyes on the backs of their heads.

basically, they compliment each other. they help each other succeed. they've got each other's backs. the warrior and the survivalist.

#dont mind me im just rambling #they r so friends and the dynamic is sososososoososo interesting like!!! woahahhah!!!!! #i hope we get to see more moments like these #also if this post is a little blerggg blame it on the fact that i am sososo eepy rn #qsmp philza #q!philza #qsmp etoiles #q!etoiles #codebreakers

[dez-wade]

I'm so tired of most of the girls being either neutral or pro-federation. That's why I'm so happy Bagi is all "I'm going to torture and murder Cucurucho and destroy the Federation :D"

Thanks insaneduo for the amazing pick.

#qsmp #q!bagi #like i dont mind the girls being pro-federation but i need variety #bc rn bagi is the only one carrying the “girl and federation hater” badge

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

K there’s like three dudes you draw from shows I’ve never seen in your HOM verse (Heroes of the multiverse?)

I know two are generator Rex and randy ninth grade ninja but what’s the third.

It’s not Jake, Danny, or Ben.

I know Kim Juniper and Jenny.

Who am I missing?

Heroes of Millennium! (since in this au most of them are technically from the same universe, but it could be a cool alternative name ngl xD)

Ah, the poor, very often forgotten Zak Saturday from Secret Saturdays (great show, amazing plot, delightful characters! people really should watch it!).

#que? #hom au q&a #hom au #zak saturday #secret saturdays #also not to sound callouse but... dude you do realize that i always tag characters (if not shows) and it would be much MUCH faster #to search up a name yourself rather than wait for an answer (that might come who knows when) from an op? like #i dont mind answering but it will take much longer to wait for me lol #but u were lucky i was in a mood to doodle lol

[elftwink]

one major difference i have found between service industry work (in my case food service but this is widely applicable to similar jobs) and other public-facing positions is that the job itself is often very similar because people is the same, it's just in service everyone approaches you already thinking they're right and you're a fucking idiot and its their god given right to disrespect you, where in other positions even if they are not nice to you they usually acknowledge that you know more than them on issues pertaining to your job. like the difference in behaviour from people who see you as serving them vs helping them is unreal. i am doing literally the exact same things. customer is always right mentality did irreparable damage to the fabric of society

#good idea generator #i loveee the library front desk everyone is polite and people will just ask you anything #they assume so much knowledge and access to data #ill be like 'just one moment let me look that up in the system' [googles name of school + upcoming events] #also not in a mean way but i never realized until i worked here how little anybody is googling anything #i think its funny and i also love to google things for people so i am perfectly suited to this #and some questions even though they are googleable the issue is more that the person isnt totally sure what theyre asking #but like. the library hours are visible on the home page. and outside the building that you just walked into on a sign #PPL DO NOT READ SIGNS. i knew that from other jobs but good lord people do NOT even GLANCE at signs #ppl would fully walk past like 4 signs about a specific thing and proceed to ask me a q about the thing. after waiting in a line #constantly CONSTANTLY ppl are trying to enter or exit through locked doors. clambering over closed signs to do so #its someones job when the library closes specifically to point out the signs and direct ppl to an open exit #and still often people will get up to the automatic doors and be baffled and confused as to why they dont open #but like even this i dealt w/this at my food service job and it was so frustrating #bc when you had to confront these people they would get MAD AT YOU. furious that they didnt read a sign telling them where to line up #but at the library people are polite and apologetic so you know it's not malice or entitlement ppl are just kind of inattentive #monumental difference tbh i actually love front counter so much people are so fun #and i like it when nobody is actively trying to kill me with their mind while we speak

[hyperfixation-symposium]

I love 4Halo but definitely not in the traditional way.

q!Bad and q!Forever bonded in their love for their children, their absolute dedication to keeping the eggs safe. There is no one they trust more in that aspect than one another. It's clear especially from their interactions yesterday that they will stick by the others side.

But relationship wise? q!Forever is absolutely obsessed with q!Philza, and not in any sort of healthy way. He's stuck in the past, with people he's still in love with, and he pours that all out on someone unwilling. There's no doubt he can win, he's jacked and he's rich. He can't even consider another relationship in his mind, it has to be q!Philza.

Every other thought q!Bad has is a 50/50 between being about stealing furniture or Skeppy. Sometimes both. He has told Richarlyson that he has someone, he built a statue for Skeppy, we saw how flustered he got when the topic was brought up. Hell, Skeppy has even accepted his role of Dapper's other father.

Because of this, q!Bad has no interest really in q!Forever aside from being his most trusted confidant, and q!Forever is far too obsessed with his own things to even consider an emotion he might feel towards q!BadBoyHalo that in their mutual agreement to get rich together.

Richarlyson, biggest 4Halo warrior, comes in with a baseball bat half the time and makes q!Forever have to occasionally confront his emotions. Which, I don't believe are more than platonic, but lean into the qpr space. Because yes I am qpr-ing your 4Halo don't come for me.

In the end I don't think q!Forever would confront any of those emotions, but I think Richarlyson and Dapper wouldn't mind a bit of them co-parenting and teaming up more often, and will push for that. q!Bad has no idea anything could be up, and q!Forever will help him build at least one Skeppy statue

#qsmp #q!bad #q!badboyhalo #q!Forevr #qsmp Chayanne #qsmp Dapper #dont mind me I'm just gonna *qprs your 4Halo* #I very much enjoy them flirting back and forth. it makes my day #However Bad has 2 braincells and one of them is dedicated to Dapper. The other is Skeppy and Furniture

[pleckthaniel]

#scout talks #q #i think i can already tell what the winners will be but #im curious #anyway dont mind me fantasizing about food im too poor for groceries rn and this is what ive got