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anewstartrekfan · 1 year
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Leonard McCoy proving yet again why he’s my favorite
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sergle · 4 months
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I think my favorite thing about doing ginger red hair instead of cherry red hair is: lying to people about it
#I love the cherry red / wine red and I'll probably go back at some point bc it's my Origin.#but for now.#I don't actively lie to people but bc it's a Natural and Plausible hair color#and I'm already pale and I dye my eyebrows to match my hair. ppl figure it's natural#and it has come up MULTIPLE TIMES. and I've recently been rolling with it instead of correcting ppl. bc who cares?#recent examples that come to mind (but I did correct them in this one) my surgeon assuming it was natural#and using my genetics as a natural redhead as a baseline to tell me about what I can expect from my future scarring#and then again later with the anesthesia. they were going to dose me differently#the anesthesiologist glanced at me when I came into the OR and was getting the stuff ready on his cart#and when he heard me talking to my doc and re-telling him that oh the hair isn't natural#he was behind the curtain like FUCK#taking shit off his cart and quietly redoing his setup#that's how I learned that redheads need higher doses of anesthesia than other ppl.#they also need more of the topical stuff like lidocaine. apparently they metabolize it faster(?)#ANYWAY he was going to up my dose thinking I needed it lol#so i almost got way more sedatives and pain meds than i needed bc of my hair dye LMAOOO#other more Normal Life examples was a country dude in full hunting gear holding a door open for me someplace#and I said thank you and he lifted his hat up to point at his (natural) red hair and said ''twins!''#this one sticks with me because that was such a cute thing to do. what the hell#and at snakefest I was talking to some people at their food truck. there was an older guy who trapped me into a convo for like 30mins#he was Very Nice. and they were going to some type of irish festival next and said I should go too bc I'll be right at home#flat out just was like. this bitch looks irish#and I don't know why all of this is so funny to me. it has no reason to be.
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scorpioide · 4 months
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I watched fucking 5 hours of Cult of The Lamb gameplay...fucking 5 HOURS. my brain is full of information now, And I hope I haven't forgotten anything and have absorbed everything I could absorb (I still need to memorize the names of certain things, But nothing so important. And I still need to improve my anatomy and art style if I want to actually post about this game because HOLY SHIT)
But still
FUCKING 5 HOURS OF GAMEPLAY. IM GOINGS INSANE
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honorthysalad · 6 months
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Yoshiki is such a fucking liar I love him.
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scopophobia-polaris · 9 months
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Arn seeing Timie on the street: aw what acute lil guy sure hope he isn't tormented!
Bro absolutely messed up, wanted to be a good boy and help someone because this mirrors shit that happened to him but instead found out that Timie is filled with 10thousand problems and somehow knows Arn to a weird degree withought ever really talking to him and he cant...figure out why..... can you really meet someone in a dream?
And now poor Arnold got a little guy that wants to cling onto him when they're sad
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Gambling Apocalypse Tenma AU
As I rewatch Kaiji I inevitably end up wanting to combine show I like with other show I like and stuffing fav characters into show. So here we are.
This was uh going to be a short summary type thing but I accidentally wrote a novella about it sorry
This AU starts off with a much more depressive Tenma. After Tobio's death, rather than immediately pour his grief into developing a robot version of his son, he recedes into himself, psychologically paralyzed, likely turning to alcohol to drown out his anguish.
His mental state is taken as an opportunity within the Ministry of Science to have him ejected from his position; Tenma was never the most well-liked director, and there were those with ambition to usurp him that would jump at the chance. Not that he especially cares in his state.
He's eventually dragged out of his stagnation by Ochanomizu - who, inadvertently, becomes the very catalyst pushing Tenma to develop a robot replacement to his child. This was not what he meant by encouraging Tenma to fill the void left by his son.
...But, well, he is no longer the director of the Ministry of Science. His access to limitless government funds and resources for "scientific research" has been cut off, and this is a project he cannot finance on his own. He can't ask Ochanomizu for help, but...interestingly...a representative of a certain shady organization known as the Teiai Corporation reaches out to him, offering to finance and support his project. A sane and well-minded Tenma might think better of it, but grieving and desperate, Tenma accepts their offer and is able to create a robot in the image of his beloved Tobio. For a while, there's joy in his life.
But the bill, as ever, comes due: Tenma must pay up, and the very resources that had been at his disposal will certainly ensure that he will, or else. Of course, he doesn't have the money; instead, he is given a choice. He can relinquish the robot Tobio in order to wipe out his debt - the child is a sophisticated and powerful robot, after all - or he can participate in a certain illicit event hosted by the Teiai Corporation.
It's nothing major...just a four-hour gambling cruise with a collection of desperate, damned souls that were also swept into debt with Teiai. The conditions are simple: Those who choose to participate are given a chance to clear their debts wholesale should they win. And should they lose...?
Well...no one really knows what happens to the losers seized by Teiai. It's said that they labour away their debts under Teiai's watchful eye and are freed once their work has covered their debts, though it's rumoured that most perish before they reclaim freedom.
There's only one answer Tenma can give, of course; he's not willing to lose Tobio again.
Thus is Tenma's debut into the Gambling Apocalypse, where he must become cutthroat in order to survive; if he wants to see his son again, he must make choices that will doom the hapless to miserable servitude, with a nonzero chance it ends in their death.
He survives the cruise, but of course, it was hardly enough to clear his debt; the cruise was never going to be the end of it. Teiai doesn't let go of its victims that easily. He will be called on again: this is a weight that hangs over him, all while he returns to his son Tobio. The same hands that have pushed innocents into hell must now be the hands that can embrace his child.
He wants to protect Tobio from the truth and enjoy what peaceful moments he's allowed with his son, but it's difficult. It's difficult to be the parent of a child who cannot understand the danger that looms ahead; this "happy" home is not to last. Tenma angers quickly and easily. He turns that anger onto Tobio.
As Teiai's games become more and more vicious and unrelenting, as his conscience holds onto the last vestiges of thread that remain, Tenma even threatens, once, to give the boy in: it would all end, then; the debt would be clear and no longer would he have to endure Tobio's childish annoyances, his ungratefulness.
The next time that Tenma is beckoned, Tobio takes matters into his own hands. He does understand, now; and he would have, if only Tenma had bothered to explain sooner. If it's a debt that needs clearing, he will work. He will help his father clear his debts however he can. Of course, it's difficult to find work as a child; but a circus troupe finds amusement in the idea of a child robot, and takes him in. He is whisked into a certainly unpleasant working situation, but he remembers his father, and what he must be enduring. Tobio, also, will endure.
When Tenma returns, Tobio is gone.
All that held Tenma back from becoming something monstrous has disappeared. All that kept him going has disappeared. When he is called upon by Teiai, there is no knowing what sort of person might come out the other end; whether a monster clawing his way to freedom regardless of what actions he must take, or a desolate husk surrendering defeat.
There is still a light, however dim: Found by Professor Ochanomizu and rescued from the circus, Tobio - now Atom - is able to shed light on the situation which Tenma took great pains to keep hidden from his old friend. With time running out, Ochanomizu and Atom must do what they can to save Tenma - from Teiai, and from himself.
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UHHH and that's a wrap!!!! I couldn't quite decide which way Tenma would go after hitting Rock Bottom in this AU, and tbh it would really depend on the kind of mental state he's in at the time. On the one hand I like the narrative of Ochanomizu and Tobio racing to prevent Tenma from crossing a line (actual outright murder probably) - or having to pull him back into humanity (and yknow, his ensuing penance)
But on the other hand having him get sent to Teiai Evil Hell Prison would be interesting because a) there's a lot of narrative potential having Tenma faced with what Teiai is doing with the people that lose the games and b) need him to decimate the foreman at chinchirorin Kaiji style
Tenma's whole character is definitely a much different guy in this AU, he starts off pretty sympathetic, the guy you wanna root for, he just ends up having an inverse character arc where he gets worse instead of better. His conflict with "Tobio" is also kind of reversed, less about being unsatisfied with Tobio as a son and more not being able to handle the fact that he probably has intense PTSD now and isnt capable of coping with it in a way conducive to being a parent (or like, coping at all)
Anyway that's gambling apocalypse tenma!!!
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beatcroc · 1 month
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beated da game as noise yaaaaay. now to spend 3 hours in soundtest because God Damn
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floral-hex · 4 months
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Depending on how the next few hours go, my mom might be getting a new liver this morning. It’s one of those things she won’t know for sure until they actually wheel her into pre-op, so… we’ll see!
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pettyprocrastination · 11 months
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kendall roy absolutely would have taken part in influencer-boxing and gotten the shit knocked out of him
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awlumii · 2 years
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Sorry for talking so much today, but I had a potential idea for a spidey!Kazuha scenario (yes, it’s cliche, but some cliches just hit you in the right spot):
Maybe you get injured in some large-scale fight, and the moment Kazuha defeats the bad guy, he finds you (still in spidey form) and tends to your injuries with shaking hands, trying to remember what he’s learned from you patching him up time and time again (and to be honest, he doesn’t do too bad a job.)
As soon as he knows you’re safe, he makes an excuse about having to leave and deal with some other damage caused and disappears. Less than five minutes later, Kazuha (the cute barista you’ve called head over heels for) comes sprinting towards you, out of breath, telling you that he heard you got hurt in the fight and came over as quickly as he could. After making sure you’re okay and not too badly injured (you find it interesting how he doesn’t question why you’ve already been patched up, but let it slide: he’s probably just worried and the thought slipped his mind), he glances away from you guiltily.
You ask him what’s wrong, and he mumbles a comment about how useless an excuse for a hero Spiderman must be if he lets you get hurt like this. Surely you must blame him, no?
You point out that it’s not too serious an injury, and that no, you don’t blame him: he’s doing his job, which is to protect the city and it’s citizens, not just you. If anything, you’re grateful towards and admire him for working so tirelessly every day to ensure that as little people get hurt as possible.
Then you stop yourself, realising that maybe you’ve run your mouth a little too much: you’re dating Kazuha, and him finding out about the little crush you have on Spiderman definitely would not be ideal. However, he doesn’t seem to mind; if anything, he seems to perk up a little, before sinking again. 
He asks if you’re sure that you believe what you’re saying, and you nod firmly. For whatever reason, Kazuha still doesn’t seem quite convinced, but you don’t miss the warm smile that crosses his face— one that makes your stomach do somersaults.
He decides to leave the topic alone for the time being, because no matter whose fault it was and who each of you blame, at the end of the day, you’re safe now, and that’s all that matters to him.
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On another note, I feel like this Kazuha might slight self-worth issues— as in, no matter what form he shows himself to you in, he always feels guilty that he can’t give you the best. On Kazuha’s side, he’s always missing dates and abandoning your plans last minute because ‘something came up’, and on Spiderman’s end, whenever you get hurt, it’s almost always a result of any conflict centred around him. So, whenever he’s in his opposite identity, he makes bitter throwaway comments about his other self.
For example, Kazuha starts muttering about how useless Spiderman is and how he shouldn’t have let you get injured, and got you out of danger before the chance for something bad happening even arose; he calls himself pathetic and not worthy of the title ‘hero’.
Similarly, whenever he’s had to abandon your plans for something that comes up and swings by your place afterwards, Spiderman goes on about what a bad boyfriend Kazuha must be to always let you down last-minute and stand you up time and time again. The next time you see Kazuha after these occurrences, he’s always showering you with apologies and making up to you by putting aside his time to spend with you instead.
And every time either Kazuha or Spiderman scorns the other, he’s always shocked by how forgiving you are. Why don’t you blame Spiderman after getting hurt? Why aren’t you beyond mad at Kazuha for always missing your dates? Why are you always so kind about him when he doesn’t deserve it?
(Meanwhile, over on your side, you’re just super confused, because Kazuha and Spiderman seem to be spitting daggers at each other whenever they get the chance. Do they know each other? Are they… jealous? Fighting over you? What on earth is going on here?)
-🎻 anon
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wrightfamily · 2 years
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^capcom making spirit of justice
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cuntwrap--supreme · 1 year
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I came home early from my silly little mountain trip because my mom decided to tag along with my sister to LA and the kids were left here alone. Now, they're 15 and 16, so probably ok on their own. I just know they're.... not the brightest when it comes to things like not setting the house on fire (I came home to no one in the house but 5 candles lit, and there are 3 cats in the house who love to knock things onto the floor) or locking doors (front door was unlocked) or saving energy (AC was set at 62 and every single light - inside and out - was on).
My brother and sister come home from whatever teenagers do these days and my brother instantly goes, "Did you hear what happened when you were gone?" And I start freaking out because oh my god what did they do? But it turns out it's just shit with my mom again. Of course. She goes to this festival in LA promising to be on her best behavior and then starts throwing herself in front of moving vehicles, begging people to hit her and kill her, all because my sister told her she was being dramatic about some event that got lost in the rendition I was told. So she called a 5150 on my mom and had her put in a psych ward for the past two days. Allegedly she's checked herself out now and was last heard from walking from this hospital to the airport, which I was told was something like 15 miles apart. I told my sister it wasn't her fault, whatever it is that happened, and that I hope she knows everything our mom does is for attention and to gain control of a situation, which is true. She only threatens to kill herself if she feels she doesn't have control over one of us. I told her that, next time, she should just let her do whatever histrionic bullshit she's pulling and move along like it's not happening. The only way I've ever found to combat my mom's "you're not doing what I want you to so I'll go hang myself in a tree!" behavior is to say, "Ok. Bet." and ignore her from there. Is that callous? I wish I had the capacity to care about that any more.
So this psycho ass bitch decides on a whim to leave her teenage kids alone without telling them, goes to the opposite side of the country, ruins my little mini vacation because I have more of a sense of responsibility than she does and don't want two inexperienced young people left alone for several days, ruins my other sister's vacation by being a crazy ass and leaving her with no ride home when she gets back into town (and an Uber from the airport to her house is like $70, so I'll end up having to get her), and now that I'm home I'll have to deal with her whenever she finds her way back out east.
This is the second or third time she's ended up in a mental hospital in the past two years, and for some reason no one in these places cares enough to do shit. They just let her go, every time. I cannot stand her. The sister she went to LA with is the world's biggest ass kisser, so I'm surprised she drew the line somewhere; usually she just tells my mom she's the best mom ever and buys her shit and things get dropped, though it only serves to fuel my mom's delusions that I'm a total sack of shit for not caring when she's throwing a tantrum. My youngest sister only wants a relationship with our mom because that's her last living parent and she regrets not being able to know her dad as well as she'd like to have, even though she admits regularly that she doesn't like talking to our mom because she's always mean to her. And my brother wants nothing to do with her because she's always telling him he's a failure and a piece of shit and he should just drop out of school and kill himself because he'll never be anything. But we've also all given up calling DCS long ago because they don't give a single fuck either. I'm 27 and my other sister is 25. Either of us could easily take our teen siblings - anyone who knows us knows we've done more to raise them than our own mother. But nope. No one cares. So she's just allowed custody of kids she clearly doesn't want because reasons.
I'm so sick of the shit. I can't even have a fucking break because of her, and I'm at a point (again, because of her) where I feel my only way out is death. She's hands down the worst person I've met in my entire life, and I've never been a person who holds any value to others unless it's as a sexual object or for exploitative reasons such as "I am a hard worker and will do anything I'm asked." Just so fucking tired, but I can't escape. I swear to god, though, if she comes home and wants to throw hands, I can bench more than she weighs and can squat almost double her weight, and I have been waiting for a bitch to try some shit with me for a very long time.
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mocacheezy · 1 year
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*unknown number calling* *picks up*
Man who should try out for role of Blurr Transformers: *sharp inhale* "Yes hello miss I am calling to schedule a time for a maintenance visit for HouseAddress as we were contacted by Landlady regarding the date for the maintainance or replacement of gas counters at the location however despite the green go light by the landlady to simply head inside the garage and do the work I would've preferred you be present for the fixing so if you would be so kind as to tell me when you have the time what hour would suit you best it can be anytime anytime at all or we can schedule afterwards, so yes, yes simply say when?"
Me:
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thelastsirenssong · 1 year
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Jean Kirstein send tweet
#BRO I FORGOT.... HE.#he's so#yk when Eren was like oh you're just doing this shit to get into the interior? fuckass#and Jean was like dude kiss MY ass please you think you can beat the TITANS???!?!?!?!?!? LMFAOOOOO#like dude was right#no one should have questioned Jean#and he STILL took the reins during the battle of trost he was like fuck it guys we go hard or we go hOME#home being of course the heavenly realm the sand place all eldians go to or whatever LMFAOOO BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKED#and Jean still said nope. WE RIDE MFS!!!!#and for thaf he deserves yk the titangrip 1000 whatever you get the idea#I fucking. LOVE Jean he's my king#Armin being the like new commander shit or whatever when Jean was gearing up over the course of the show to be an excellent leader was#some fucking BULLSHIT like WHY build his relationship with Eren like that just to make him another side character like fucking CONNIE#whatever Isayama eat my ass for that one#Armin should have been the next HANJI. JEAN the next Erwin and MIKASA the next Levi#but y'all not ready for THAT conversation#Jean fucks idgaf#Jean 'oh shit this all actually has purpose and meaning if I want it to and I had to lose my city and my best friend to see it' is so#it's just amazing writing to create a new leader who was INSPIRED fo lead first by Eren and the Mikasa and THEN Armin#and he should have fucked them all and become the survey corps leader WHAT I SAID WHAT I SAID#mmm....c......comm....commander Jean....?#yeah dude#yeah oh I FUCK with that HEAVY#bc Erwin was usually the brains behind the operation and while Jean didn't have that? he had the same drive#to stand for the fallen#idk anyway that's my jean rant#back to the cave HAHA
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neoyuno · 1 year
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What if I wrote more of idol!wonwoo x producer!reader from the “no biting” universe? :o read tags for my idea ♥︎
#where svt (mostly jihoon) has been wanting to work with her and she has been wanting to work with them too (cause theyre great and also#cause she has a crush on wonwoo. not knowing wonwoo also developed a crush on the producer jihoon wont stop talking about. cause he gave#your music a listen and he was like ‘damn… this some good shit’ and understood why the other guys love your work but also became interested#in you bc youre pretty and talented and exude powerful energy duh! so he got immersed into watching your content. from mvs to interviews to#your little producing workshops where he became fond of the way your eyes glistened while talking aboit music. and then one day they have a#comeback and the company tells them that they got in contact with a huge foreign producer that been wanting to work with them so they are#like??? and they are told that the producer would arrive in a couple of hours while the recording interns get the studio ready to fir her#workflow. wonwoo notices the set up is similar to one you had shown in one of your ‘a day in the stufio’ vlogs but he brushed it off bc you#did mention it’s sort of the standard at your record label. so after a couple of hours they sll sit at the recording studio waiting for the#new dude they will work with. EXCEPT!!! its not a dude…#as soon as the door opens they are greeted with the woman they had only listened through their earphones and seen through the tv#they are all so starstruck and excited and start greeting you and hollering and asking questions… but wonwoo just sits back because#WHAT THE FUCK??? HOW ARE YOU THIS GORGEOUS IN PERSON??? he was in shock at how angelical and ethereal you actually were#he doesn’t snap out of it until he hears the most beautiful voice call out his name. you greet him shyly and he doesn’t miss how your hand#trembled when you shook his matching one… the obvious blush on your face masked behind the weather being hot/cold. but you dont show the#fact that you both felt a spark as your hands joined… then you all get to talking about how the album is gonna go and how you#want to give them absolute creative liberty as you are not there to lead but to work together with them. conversations flow until jeonghan#asks where youll be staying for the whole 3 months… to which you reply that you have been looking for a hotel/airbnb but they are all#unavailable bc of the season. so mingyu being the sweetheart and oblivious baby he is…. offers you the spare room in his and wonwoos house#to which the boys all agree and you decline (politely and shyly) at first bc living with wonwoo????? uhhh???#that would mean he would see you with your bed hair and you wete not allowing that!!! but then once wonwoo said it was okay bc they would#love the company (even tho his ass was sweating bc the prettiest girl in the world would be there everyday!!)#you agreed and so that’s how your love story starts (or well… your friendship that then will bloom into the relationship in ‘no biting’#TADA! SHOULD I??? IDK??? SHOULD I??#wonwoo smut#wonwoo fluff#can yall tell what my career is? LMAO#manifestation bish ♥︎
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bloominstorm · 2 years
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Where all them people who tried to say Sanzu and Mikey had a deep relationship and trust each other the most..?
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#DAMN NEAR BROKE HIS NECK LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#goodness that was so delicious#it’s no secret I hate Sanzu he’s an annoying ass character tht wakui has unnecessarily pushed forward in this arc#BUT I always stayed…mostly.. chill with him because I was waiting for the grand reveal of his backstory with Mikey#all we got… was tht shit about a fucking toy plane and him saying Senju doesn’t know what really happened tht say#guess we don’t need to know more because Mikey obviously doesn’t value his weird obsessive OBNOXIOUS ass#i will say it’s interesting how Hanma reacted to Sanzu getting his ass beat#i was sure he was the other time leaper yet he reacted as if he didn’t expect Mikey to act like this#makes me wonder if the reason he reacted like tht is bc it didn’t happen in the previous future..?#since Sanzu was talking about his destiny and shit so I’m wondering if takemichis meddling ruined shit but they were still tryna salvage#shit only for Mikey to become uncontrollable#hmmm who knows#also it was interesting to see how wakui didn’t show Mikey beating Senju up onscreen#guess he’s not ready to show tht but will show Taiju brutally beating the shit outta his little sister 💀#priorities tho because Mikey’s his favorite and I’m sure he doesn’t wanna go against his shit where he had him say he’d never hit a girl#I’m just tryna see how this ends bc how is this even a fucking fight if takemichi cannot go toe to toe with his ass#also AGAIN it makes no sense to think Mikey will be ok if he gets his ass beat#dude is legitimately mentally sick 😭 he needs actual help not fucking dumbass fights with other teenagers#I’m just 😩🤷🏾‍♀️ over this show#i still wanna see how it ends tho so I’m sticking around#gonna talk my shit tho 🤪#tokyo revengers spoilers#Tokyo revengers 262
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