#easiest job in the world

[quietwingsinthesky]

if supernatural was any good, they would have had mary and lucifer sleep together in the apocalypse world. this would have solved zero problems with the show, but it would have created a hundred more interesting ones than they already had.

#they could have done this. for me. #it should have gone really well too. for mary and lucifer i mean. #because that would be 1000x worse for everyone else involved. if mary enjoyed herself and bonded with him. #doesn’t even have to be much of a bond but like. just enough that when sam and dean are there. it’s so incredibly uncomfortable. #sam like :) this is the second time my mother has slept with someone complicit in torturing me. i feel normal about this and its not #messing me up so bad im going to scream. this is fine. #dean would freak the fuck out about it though. openly and loudly. it’s *lucifer*. #which. of course. trying to tell mary that she’s not allowed to do what she’s already decided she’s doing because dean doesn’t want her to. #yeah. im sure that’ll go well. #lucifer doesn’t even have to do anything to drive a wedge between them besides sit there look pretty and eat mary out until she screams. #easiest job in the world #and most importantly: it would have been hot. literally just let someone walk in on mary pinning the devil himself to the floor. #why not give me this one thing huh

[front-facing-pokemon]

#poipole #this doesn't look like a pokémon at all. this looks like some alien from a kids' cartoon that's like. trynna take over the world or smth #once again i know NOTHING about this thing and constantly forget that it exists. fake pokémon fan etc etc #side note: if anyone is looking for a super awesome and talented voice actress to voice in your things… well… heh… me #or if you know anyone who happens to need a voice actress. i would love to Have a job and you all have heard my voice. i can voice good #promise. i'm famous too i have 4500 followers on this blog #genuinely i need a fucking job. help. hire me to voice in your shit i'm begging #i'd been suggested to look for voice acting positions by someone else and i figured this would be the easiest place to go #of all places. just. because there's a lot of you here #so!

[bluekidchaos]

you know what, as messed up as Hey, Melissa is i respect the ending and paul's choice, bc if i had the option of of just being someone's little kitty cat and the take care of me and all i had to to was go to work to make money and then come home and pretend to be a cat?? deal taken no questions asked

#paul was so right for that and i mean have you seen melissa?? easiest job in the world #oh a beautiful woman wants to be my care taker??? yes please #hey melissa #starkid #nightmare time

[daylightdunbar]

having a big girl job is sitting in the office and having google docs open in another tab writing a thiam fic

#and nobody knows i’m doing it either 🫶🏻 #easiest job in the world for girls who are obsessed with fics #i’m writing the jealous!theo fic if you wanted to know btw . he’s my fave guy #thiam

[gotouda]

fuck this world i dont wanna go to work tomorrow im sick of having a job where i actually have to do stuff & work hard. i wanna work in an office with a made up job title where my boss makes me go to the casino with him and theres aircon &shit i have a standing desk or whateva

#realistically i think i would kill myself if i worked as anything other than a line cook. #being a barista would be epic thats the easiest job in the world to me

[valeriefauxnom]

This moment in the comics looks so ominous by itself, like you'd think Luca was trying to hide that he broke something important or something similarly grave but it's actually just Luca trying to do his due diligence as a friend/guard to comic!Euden who literally goes into a catatonic state for the rest of the day if he sees too cute things, which would admittedly be a very incapacitating and dangerous trait for a leader in war.

Ah, the atypical duties required of Euden's friend group must keep them all on edge even in more concretely canon material. Nothing like trying to keep your lord from having to bodily throw himself at any harm, keep him away from the knives in the kitchen lest he risk contaminating the food and I cite Cleo's real concern of him 'fainting from blood loss' enough to tell him to go lie down, and the moment in chapter 13 where they see strange ominous liquid, and they go 'eep bad vibes from that thing' except Euden goes essentially 'I wanna touch it' instead haha (literally, 'I feel drawn to it').

In general, to quote Yurius expressing this to Euden:

"Terrific amount of anguish indeed", Yurius! If only you knew the half of it. This kinda veered off from the initial image but yeah I guess even the silly dubiously canon comics must make Euden's friends suffer!

#dragalia lost #dragalia #Being a retainer to Euden must be both the easiest and hardest job in the world. 0 to 100 all the time. #Probably fair pay. Undemanding for royalty. Very nice dude. Forgiving. #...but you're going to be having 30 heart attacks a week trying to keep him from dying or stop himself from maiming his own fingers #He will be very apologetic and claim to learn and not risk himself as much but you Know Better by now.

[memen18-m5r3]

sharing this dumb little thing feat. vtm ell and tori with y’all but also i’ve been meaning to ask this:  since i still have the blog made for the previous rendition of this AU attempt (@eddsworld-the-masquerade), would it be okay for me to update it? meaning “about” and “characters” pages, i do not intend to delete any of the old posts on the blog itself. but i would like to rewrite these particular pages, to fit the “revised”, so to speak, version. simply put i rewrote all the shit and would like to put it somewhere.  technically i could make a brand new blog but ehh it sounds time consuming and too much effort than just reworking the existing one. however i do understand if you grew attached to old descriptions and don’t want to see them go. i could like, screenshot them and post as part of the archive? or do something else; i’m open for suggestions.  

#i'm gay for them both btw #anyway i got the base down in terms of charas and plot i think it feels and flows much much better and no longer looks like a vtmb copycat #i won't be like dedicating all of my free time to it tho so i'm still deciding on the easiest format to present this story hmm #if only you knew all the little meme-y bits i drew just to have some cringey fun XDDD #not making it my job this time around i'm just going to have some actual fun cuz the world around is hell #and i need something to ground myself with that doesn't require 200 IQ (aka attempting original worlds) #i still am attempting but like...it feels intimidating it fries my brains and i want a fun little sidething

[leechs]

stopped by my job (im off tonight) bc i thought that i left my reusable cup there and i notice that literally no one is working the front desk……and i waited around to see if they were just doing a walk around the building (10 minutes max) and no one showed like if yall not gonna show up to work i want yr shifts pls tell me instead of just not working

#easiest job in the fucking world

[anotherpapercut]

posts with library workers discussing library business where they feel the need to make it very clear whether or not they have an MLS are so annoying. like that makes them the ultimate authority on basic ass library shit that even most regular patrons understand

#its just a bullshit class barrier and its annoying as hell seeing non library world people just accept that #it was always wild when i was a page and the MLS havers would assume i was too stupid to grasp very basic library concepts #but since ive been working and volunteering at the library I currently work at for 12 years i always know what theyre talking about #so it just ends up being this awkward interaction where theyre trying to explain something to me like im 5 #and i just cut them off and finish explaining it in more precise terms because im actually not 5 #im just not wealthy enough to go to school for 6 years in order to maybe land a 31k/yr job if im very lucky <3 #no one will ever be able to convince me that this makes sense as a masters program as opposed to a 2 year certificate program #one of my coworkers got her bachelors in fucking antiquities bc she wanted to pick the easiest possible degree #because your ba has literally nothing whatsoever to do with the mls. there are library ba programs but not many #most people end up getting a random degree that they have 0 intention of ever even thinking about again #you cant tell me thats not idiotic and specifically intended to keep out people who cant afford this

[molagboop]

From a design standpoint, this is the dumbest decision Twitter has ever made.

#it's so unremarkable and generic #i feel bad for the artist that has this in their portfolio #i mean it was probably the easiest vectoring job they've had in their entire career. i hope they at least got paid #but this rebranding thing is laughable. elon musk took one of the most well-known brands in the world and threw it in the dumpster #then set it on fire #the bird was so much more iconic #txt #not art

[yourcalamity]

im about to have such a potent opportunity to disappear into the woods forever it itches

#i wonder how long it would take anyone to figure it out lol #youre welcome future coldcase vloggers #but for the record if i do mysteriously vanish no its not because of my job #must be said because thats the easiest explanation people come up with yeah it would be convenient right #if i could just get a new job and suddenly everything in my life will be fixed and all of the other blatant issues clearly coming from other #sources will cease to exist #also therapy and meds will do the same thing. i might as well walk up to a stranger and ask them to snap their fingers and cure me #just as long as the hand i turn to for help points in another direction technically im being ‘helped’ right #life is just a fight and you have to keep fighting for yourself and others and hope one day someone is going to fight for you #and when people dont fight for you when you need them to it becomes clear that you dont even need to fight. it would be easier to lose #you already upset them by not fighting for yourself and instead of fighting for you now theyre fighting againt you. do you really want to #fight harder. do you really want to fight people you love. no one wants that #ive been so emotionally destroyed these past years and idk if i will ever recover or find worth in myself again #and if i got a new job tomorrow at the most comfortable high paying company in the world with a one day work week and unlimited pto #i would still feel worthless because of the experiences ive had and the way everyobe has brushed over them as if i cant feel emotion #i have been carrying so much hurt #now im going home to say goodbye to the remains of a stranger who wouldve disowned me had we ever spoken on even ground #but sure i will enjoy my trip

[villainanders]

when i finally do the cullen romance with my own fucked up ex templar oc i will finally put the effort in to fix (mentally rewrite) him

#guy who is so in my wheelhouse but they just dropped the ball on so entirely #making me a cullen fan should have been the easiest job in the world

[sweenstar-reblogs]

Holy shit i just woke up

If there’s any users in Yemen seeing this, I’m so sorry. I’m so so sorry.

This feels like a horror film. The UK public haven’t even had a say in this. Sunak’s just Decided to bomb Yemen for …. Being an inconvenience, at worst?

#BECAUSE OF ***COMMERCE?**** #IM LOSING MY MIND !!! #on what fucking planet does commerce supersede the right to safety and non-fatal protest !!!??????? #we were prepared to pay . the UK public has seen nothing but climbing prices for years now. we’d struggle but we’d live. #it was talked about in news with a level of calm + it was unspoken just accepted there’d be a temporary price hike . and with the UK start #starting to slowly backtrack away from its help to Israel it looked like they’d push for truce + Red Sea protest would not happen for long. #how fucking hard is it to value Brown people. #because that’s at the core of this. these countries see Israel as comparatively White™️ #and so will not stop funding them when it’s the easiest fucking job in the world. u could even just pretend u don’t have any money left to #give. fuck it it might as well b true #fuck America. fuck Biden. fuck this godforsaken ‘united’ kingdom . fuck Sunak and fuck every Tory

[nonbinarynightcrawler]

pressing my face to the desk

I need to get a new job because I CANNOT stay in school. It's killing me. I'm tired of it

I love wading through bs remote data entry and QA work (the only things I'm really qualified for) with some of the sketchiest titles, listings, and vague-ass information

#listed as remote but 'you must be in the office three days a week' like fuck OFF #i literally have the easiest job in the world rn but I. need to stay enrolled in school to keep it. and i just cant #plus its.... really embarrassing to explain my job to people #'haha yeah im uh. im a student worker. still yeah. no i can't- its- i cant drive and- yeah' #anyway im burnt the fuck out and i love that for me

[maretriarch]

"intuitive eating" promoting dieticians are like the emperors new clothes tailors of diet fads theyre literally selling you nothing

#bcs yes despite how woke they are its definitely another diet fad just like the most ineffective diet ever #change nothing about your habits do whatever you want its the easiest thing ever now give me money to coach you #intuitive eating doesnt work in a world that actively blasts addictive food ads at you 24/7 #and on purpose makes healthy foods thatll actually satisfy you time location and price prohibited like its a system designed to fail you #after a long physically and emotionally exhausting shift at your dead end job u will Intuitively Eat your way into a full bucket of kfc #every time like its so stupid the idea that everyone w issues w eating should just do whatever first compels them. what? #its the get rich quick w no effort or skills scams of diets

[fizzytoo]

teaching my brother how to open the corned beef can over the phone..

#*fizzyspeaks #trying to teach him to make corned beef and rice #easiest thing in the world to make #and he’s crying saying he wasn’t made to cook 😭 annoying as hell #he’s 20 idk how he’s gonna ever live on his own #it’s things like this that makes me bitter bc i was cooking when i was 11 #he said this isn’t his job… then who’s is it… not mine. not mom’s