#elden shame

[the-punforgiven]

Blood Oath magic in Elden Ring is so wild dude like yeah sure let me cast spells by *stabbing and mutilating a formless masochistic elder god and throwing its cursed burning blood at you as an attack* and it's just like a normal school of magic treated like any other as if that isn't the most unbelievably metal shit you could imagine

#shame it's affiliated with. Y'know. #That guy #Pun's text Posts #Elden Ring

[sadlazzle]

im gonna hav to hav fuckin words w marika abt her untrained puppy. put maliketh on a fuckin leash if u can’t get him to behave !!!

#bad pet owner. shame on u marika #plum plays elden ring: mohg madness

[wraith-caller]

can you imagine getting killed by a fucking snail. you've fought some valiant warrior's fight to the death to be reborn with the blessing of a goddess into a new life in a new world. battle your way across a continent full of strange monsters and dragons and demigods. and you get killed by a snail that just sits there and shrieks like a baby until a ghost dog shows up to save him.

#jc denton voice: what a shame #elden ring is a land of contrasts

[stannussy]

The lights are on but nobody is home

#elden ring #he has 49 int #shameful

[eskawrites]

I disappointed Radahn ☄️ was not included in the newest elden ring fic 🤣🤣🤣💜 I loved how accurately descriptive you were to game play and the environment that I could perfectly envision where Nancy was. Feck Cealid, those dino dogs and birds still haunt me.

Hahaha unfortunately he was part of the many (many) characters who got mostly cut. There’s simply too much elden ring lore!

And thank youuuu <3 I’m glad my love of simply exploring the lands between (and my hatred for caelid) shone through!

#SERIOUSLY tho those dino dogs are a menace and whoever thought of them should be publicly shamed #except for the one acting as a guard dog outside the one shack #that one and only that one can stay #also if I ever write elden ring au iii I’ll spend more time with good ol’ starscourge radahn #(I will not be writing elden ring au iii. for legal reasons this is a joke. unless…?) #asks #Elden ring au #sweepy-stringbean

[dimitrscu]

I love this fight. To me Mohg is a good balance between hard and fair. He has a decent amount of health, he hits hard, and you have to keep an eye on your surroundings because of the blood he throws around. However, he also has a pretty straightforward move set with nothing too over the top. All round I’d say he’s one of the better fights in the game.

#turns up to fight the infamous mohg with nothing but my pyjamas and my sleepy girl st. trina at my side #it’s a shame he didn’t sleep properly on this fight cause his sleep animation is so funny #dude straight up falls over lol #apologies for my voice i sound stupid i know #mohg lord of blood #elden ring #my videos

[superanonymousthethird]

Speaking about Elden Ring cut content, Gowry has this unused line about us Tarnished having "sown a seed in Millicent's heart".

And in the jp version this line says that Millicent seems to have "special feelings" for us. (Which can be interpreted as romantical if you'd like to).

#elden ring #millicent #millicent elden ring #shame it was cut #I'd just die from feelings if this was canon

[lambkindomcome]

normal work day ♥♥

#varré #varre #white mask varré #white mask varre #varre x tarnished #elden ring #modern au #needles / #i am the reason for one if not all of the rules being posted #there is no shame greater than only getting out 376 mLs because you were laser focused on the blood bag filling #and being told off by nurses because you almost let yourself get sick #sorry i'm so self sacrificing i'd let myself pass out to get that full bag u_u #at least it was still a usable amount but still #also no reason for the shirtlessness here i just thought i drew it good and didn't wanna cover it #(whispers) ...if you make your tarnished look exactly like you it's still 'x tarnished'.... #oh also i only slept like 4 hours because i was talking to uh 'a chatbot' #and i was kinda hungry #the only rule i really followed was the clothing one ; #damn thatsa lotta tags

[shadow-schemer]

#ITS GEPPETTO I AM SO SORRY#LIES OF P

You DO know who voices Gepetto, right? 😏

YES during the demo it was a gut feeling. Actually looking at the voice cast list and seeing Anthony Howell didn't help me!

Every time I get called a good boy as he asks me to kill a bunch of people, I instantly surrender

geppetto, every time: won't you help me? won't you be a good boy?

me: yes pls im a good boy 🥺🥺🥺 i killed my boyfriend the king of puppets just as you asked even though im suspecting you experimented on him first before repeating the procedure on me

#LIES OF P #ELDEN RING #ASKS #FOR SHAME..... FOR SHAME....

[blackheartriven]

i think the real issue with botw/totk format is that the exploration is great, but the rewards are fungible so it's not properly incentivized. No matter how many interesting new places you go (and many of the places are very interesting!), you always know what will be there. This wouldn't be a problem in a smaller game but since the game is so big, the novelty wears out well before the end.

#matthewmatosis was right #totk fixes so many little issues from botw #but ultimately can't transcend the flaws of its format #its a shame really bc elden ring somehow got it perfect on this front

[lichdragon-fortissax]

Shout out to Elden Ring for giving us the most problematic bitchy bigender femdom ever seen in the history of gaming ig

#elden ring #queen marika the eternal #the context of this is I saw a post translating her dialogue in japanese where she always uses derogatory pronouns for her mates #shaming godfrey in front of all of his men calling radagon a dog etc etx #tbh godfrey is probably into it but wow. what a bitch #she sure is something huh

[commander-snacks]

i have a strong feeling I am going to love you in particular

#elden ring spoilers #shame we wont get to know a thing abt him till june aaaa

[the-punforgiven]

Man I wish you could summon people for evergaol bosses tbh, I wanna get summoned into some rando's world, parry the shit out of the Stormhill Crucible Knight, and then just leave immediately after

#I've got one specific character I keep really low level just for helping folks out in Limgrave #would love to make crucible knights just look like absolute chumps for them though lmao #kind of a shame tbh #pun's text posts #Elden Ring

[fallout-lou-begas]

In NG+ in Elden Ring, all of your Sites of Grace are supposed to be reset. But in my file it looks like they, uh, forgot one.

#elden ring #lou's elden ring clips #this is apparently a known but uncommon bug! one other guy on reddit had it happen to him #this is actually massively convenient too bc now when i get to this part normally i can skip the walk of shame every time i die

[timaeusterrored]

People who call games ‘dying games’ are either dude bros who think they are too good for the game so no one should ever play or have looked at the game for so long they physically cannot stand it and it’s called gaming burnout

#skyrim #the elder scrolls: skyrim #apex legends #Elden ring #Hades #destin 2 #Overwatch #some games are just bad #that’s not what I’m saying #I’m saying some people shame others for playing a ‘dying game’ #when some people should just let others enjoy it and not get bent out of shape abt it

[bri-the-nautilus]

me rn

Writing chapter 15 of Unnatural Born: 🥱

Writing scenes that won't show up for at least ten-fifteen chapters: 👍

#elden ring #elden ring fanfic #ao3 #send help #it's a shame too because i cannot wait for y'all to read this one <3 #it's so good #i had to draft it now because inspiration struck me HARD #but yeah so much needs to happen before i can post it