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randomzstuffzlolz · 9 months
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Ninjago fans try to name 5 girl villains off of the top of your head
Challenge level: hard
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mingisblackgf · 4 years
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i’ll be your babygirl (part one)
pairing: chan x fem!reader
genre: youtubers!au; smut, fluff, crack
warnings: none, just a buncha teasing fun
summary: in which one of 10 pretty princesses accidentally gets her nudes leaked and just the wrong someone gets his naughty little hands on them.
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I could have shit myself.
I know, not exactly a beautiful image to begin the demise of my reputation forever, but it was true. 
Was I that stupid? 
It’s my fault. I know it is. I just had to be friendly. I just had to be friends with the idiots due to our similar careers when absolutely none of the other girls were.
“Bea, help me! What the fuck are you doing? You’re killing me here, literally.” Charlene screamed, smashing the keyboard with all her might. 
I contemplated getting up and running out of the room and moving on a mountain. Also, Charlene was a bit violent when it came to video games. She’d probably punch me later.
“Fucking shit I’m an idiot!” I yell out, throwing off my microphone and bursting from my chair. It looked like I saw a spider or something, but no. It was the extended responses from those Stray Kids dudes. 
Every single one of them replied fast. And with a more interesting response than the next.
Every. Single. One. 
“What?” Bayou sputters.
“You kidding me? You made us through the game, now the homeless kid losers are gonna take it over us. Again. Fuck.” Victoria was another one that got overly competitive. Not that it was bad, I mean, female gamers need a fighting spirit to override the idiots.
Those guys. That I just sent my naked body to. 
“We literally not uploading that.” Marie-Caroline commented, shaking her head.
“Agreed. Sad. I thought we had a chance, I was kicking Hyunjin’s ass in the first round.” Sophie added, getting up from the desktop.
I could have rolled my eyes at the sass of those two, but I was too busy contemplating how my life was ending.
“Beatrix!” Alex yelled to me, grabbing my shoulders and shook me out of the trance I was in. “What the hell has gotten into you? Let’s talk.” She sits me down then, in my chair, and suddenly in our den I felt surrounded like a tiger in a den full of lions.
There were 10 chairs of course, full of self-entitled princesses from all different walks of life: Alexandra, Sophie, Charlene, Aurora, Marie-Caroline, Bayou, Victoria, Masako, Lily and me, Beatrix, or Bea.  
It was strictly ironic that we all had names of old princesses, emperesses, and even princesses’ palace pet (in Bayou and Lily’s case) and went to school together, all dropped out at once to be Youtubers.
We played video games, ate and slept all day everyday.
We didn’t do much “lady-ish” things besides cooking or I don’t know, painting our fingernails? Shopping?
Point is we made a living of some sort off this “princess” thing on the YouTube thing. Despite how shitty it is, we have about 3.5 million subscribers. Adsense is good. We’re living good. I mean, it has to be good with 10 girls in a house together. 
Damsels In a Dress indicates we always wear dresses when were play some game, like League of Legends or Fortnite. Maybe Call of Duty. Depends on the mood really. 
The reason why I’m telling you that definitely sets the scene for how intimidating my friends looked, surrounding me along with the desktop computers and laptops, mics, empty soda cans and junk (Bayou was good at that cleaning stuff) with paused League game play.
And how they were going to totally freak when I told them I was going to be totally blackmailed by what the website saw as “enemies.”
And that I’m shitting myself.
“H-happened? Nothing happened? I just, lost focus, that’s all.” I laughed nervously, twisting my upper body to prove the point. Of course I was lying. How could I tell the fucking truth? Say I sent my nudes I meant to send them to our fake arch rivals?
I’m gonna get my ass handed to me on a silver platter! Victoria’s going to beat my ass! Sidenote: I’m not actually scared of Vicki, she’s just a tough ass bitch. Anyway.
“Beatrix Rose Santiago. What. The. Fuck. Happened.” Victoria gritted through her teeth. See, she knew exactly how to break me. 
“IaccidentallyAirdroppedthenudesImeanttosendyouguystoStrayKidsgroupchatandtheyallsawandrespondedtoit! Wow. I just got so hungry. What a mouthful, can we eat, we should eat!” 
“What.” Marie-Caroline started.
“No.” Lily couldn’t believe it.
“You actually didn’t.” Sophie’s jaw dropped.
“Bea!” Marie whined like a wet baby.
Looks like they understood me.
Victoria flew from her seat and grabbed the phone from my hand, a phone I was dreading to light up. 
“Vicki!” I cried, wanting to die. 
“No, we’re surveying this group chat! We’re reading it!”
It kept lighting up on it’s own.
They kept texting me.
Stray Kids.
Probably making fun of me.
I’m screwed.
Vicki flew back to her seat and started reading the text messages out, everyone crowding around her like a bee to honey.
seungmininthebuilding: BEATRIX? more like BEA-TITS! hahhhhhhhh…
changbean: I should stop looking at that… but how did those tits get so…
hyunjinishere: we got ourself a prize here, the “accidental nude” is such good headline! You’re toast, darling! Don’t tell your friends~
yourhoeminho: you done goofed bea-bitch
feeeelix: it’s child pornography, the cops are on their way.
Individual Text Message:
chanthegoat: I could leak this picture. But I really want it for myself. 
“Whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck? Now Chan’s trying to smash!” Masako narrated like a TV host, eating on the edge of her chair chomping on popcorn.
“Oh no he isn’t,” I almost sprinted to where Vicki was sitting, looking over my phone to confirm her words. Sadly. Jesus Christ. He did.
He does? He usually wasn’t the one to be… into girls. 
At least that’s what I see in their YouTube videos. Unfortunitely, fans ship us all the time since we’re both against each other but we have similar skill sets and such.
Makes me sick.
“Well, respond!”
pinupprincess: Idk what you mean
chanthegoat: Think about us, we could burn up the second we fuck
pinupprincess: Are you…blackmailing me?
chanthegoat: Is that what you call it?
Shit.
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