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boobo13cambridge · 10 months

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Send That Picture Promise I'm A Keep It | Kylian Mbappé

Pairing: Kylian Mbappé x f.Reader

Warnings: Fluff, sexting, masturbation (m.)

Summary: What’s it like texting when your husband is a really busy athlete?

A/N: Hello, everyone! I’ve been trying to finish up all my old requests before I get to the new ones. I was actually supposed to post this May 5th, and its now June, oops. I’ve seen all your prompts for the new Kylian smut, and I love all your ideas. I’ll try my best to get them done because for once I have nothing to this summer except find a job, lmao. I swear having a job ready for when you graduate is not easy at all. Uni should’ve prepared us better for the post-grad life. Anyways, as always don’t forget to like, comment, and repost! Enjoy, lovelies ❣️

Kylian: bébé

Kylian: bébééé

Kylian: bééébééé

Kylian: béééébéééééééééé

Kylian: Arrête de m’ignorer 😢 (stop ignoring me)

Kylian: jte veux (i want you)

Kylian: j besoins de toi (i need you)

Kylian: envoie t seins (send your tits)

The incessant buzzing of your phone that was conveniently located in your back pocket was proving to bea major distraction as you were trying your best to follow what your boss was trying to say. You knew who it was without even having to look, the culprit - a certain brown-eyed professional athlete who was called away on international duty.

While you wished you could be there to cheer him on as France played against Gibraltar in Faro, you were unfortunately tied up at work as you had to deal with an important client. As a divorce lawyer, you were constantly surprised to learn just how selfish and idiotic some people could be. You’d think a firefighter would be too busy trying to save people to have two mistress with three children each. Alas, humanity never failed to disappoint. To add fuel to the fire, this particular client absolutely refused to comprise on anything and insisted that he still loved his wife despite being a piece of shit.

Seeing all these cases, you were grateful that Kylian wasn't like that. To be honest, in the beginning of your relationship, you were very self-conscious as footballers were known to be cheaters. A few people (who were no longer in your life) warned you that your husband would inevitably turn out like most people in his profession and leave you for a model. Kylian, on the other hand, turned out to be nothing like that. He was consistently loving, truthful, and patient with you. The media's attempts to tear your relationship apart still pained you deeply, especially the heartbroken look in Kylian's eyes as you shouted at him, accusing him without even giving him a chance to explain.

But returning to the present, your boss finally released you from the conversation as her secretary reminded her that her husband was waiting on the line. Your boss, an intimidating woman whom you respected greatly, was the only one who hired you straight after graduation, despite most law firms turning you away. You suspected they viewed you as nothing more than a trophy wife destined to retire after having a few kids. Céleste Beauregard was the only one who gave you a chance, and for that you would be eternally grateful.

Walking back to your desk, you pull out your phone and look at the messages Kylian send you. Letting out a snort at his antics, you reply.

You: t’a pas un match à jouer toi? (don’t you have a match to play?)

Kylian: c koi le rapport bb?? (what’s the correlation baby??)

You: tu c ke chui au travail kyky (you know I’m at work kyky)

Kylian: allez bb juste une photo 🥺 (cmon baby its just one picture)

You: ds t rêve (in your dreams)

Kylian: fais pas ca (don’t do this)

Kylian: arrête de faire ta difficile (stop being so difficult)

You: t un gros pervert Mbappé 🤢 (you’re a big pervert Mbappé)

You: j d’autres choses à faire ds la vie ke de t’envoyer d pics de mes seins franchement (I have better things to do than send you pics of my tits seriously)

You: t’a pas déjà d pics? (don’t you already have some?)

Kylian: j’en veux d fresh svp (I need new ones pls)

You: tu m’énerve (you’re annoying)

In moments like these, you couldn't help but appreciate having a private office with tinted glass. Glancing around cautiously to ensure no one was present, you carefully unbuttoned your dress shirt, unveiling a seductive, lacy red push-up bra. With one hand, you delicately squeezed your breasts together, your cheeks flushed crimson as you quickly snap a picture and send it to him.

Buttoning your shirt, you feel a mixture of excitement and anticipation, as you nervously bit your lip, holding your breath as you observed the three blinking dots in your message thread. You couldn't help but giggle at doing something so risky at your workplace.

Kylian: putain bb chui bandé 🤤 (fuck bb i’m hard)

Kylian: si tt là ça serait parti en branlette espagnole 😏 (if you were here I would’ve fucked your tits)

You: t dégeulasse 🙄 (youre disgusting)

Kylian: tu m’aimes pareille ❤️ (you love me tho)

You: vrm pas (not really)

You: envoie moi t seins toi (you send me your tits)

Kylian: jpeux tenvoyer qq chose de mieux 😘 (i’ll send you something better)

Your heart raced with anticipation, a symphony of palpitations echoing in your chest, as you waited impatiently for your husband to send you a picture of himself.

As the picture popped up, you felt liquid heat pool in your panties as your breathing deepened looking at the nude Kylian had sent you.

The dim lights showed his hand wrapped firmly around his throbbing cock. Your gaze was fixated on the engorged head of his member, a vibrant hue of crimson, as a drop of precum bubbled on top. You could feel yourself throbbing as you feasted on the photo. Waves of pleasure surged through your core, causing your body to pulse with an insatiable hunger.

You: merde kyky ta pas le droit de m’envoyer sa quand tu c ke jpeux rien faire (shit kyky you can’t just send me this when you know i cant do anything about it)

Kylian: enjoy bb 😘

You: ??

You looked at his message confused, not really sure what he meant. A few minutes later, he sends you a video that ignited a blush so intense it flushed the very roots of your hair.

In the video, he moved with tantalizing slowness, his strong, veiny arms caressing his length with deliberate, seductive strokes. Each movement of his arm drove your senses ablaze. The air around you thickened with the sound of his sinful moans, weaving a symphony of pleasure that sent shivers down your spine.

Your eyes were fixated on the mesmerizing sight, unable to tear themselves away from the erotic scene playing on your small screen. Your breath hitched as he swiped a bead of precum, his fingers glistening with the essence of his desire.

It was when a primal groan escaped his soft, pink lips with the sound of your name on the tip of his tongue that sent a blast of ecstasy through your body, electrifying every nerve ending with longing.

Unable to contain the building heat within you, you instinctively pressed your thighs together, seeking relief from the persistent throbbing that radiated from your slick core.

The video was two minutes long, and you were burning up so fast. As you continued to watch the captivating video, your senses became heightened, every nuance and detail etching itself into your memory. The sheer eroticism of the scene, the raw sensuality exuding from his every movement, unleashed a whirlwind of desire within you.

With every gasp and moan that escaped his lips, you felt the reverberations deep within your core. His sinful utterance of your name was like a symphony of passion, intertwining with the symphony of your racing heart.

As his fingers swept across his velvety skin, spreading the intoxicating precum, the ache between your thighs intensified. The throbbing in your core demanded attention, aching for release. The tension built, and with every second, you grew closer to the precipice of ecstasy.

It was almost a bittersweet torment, because as much as the video set aflame your desire for him, it also intensified the ache of longing for his physical presence. With a final, lingering stroke, the video came to an end, leaving you breathless and craving more.

You: t vrm cruel kyky (you’re so cruel kyky)

Kylian: 😘😘 mmmhhh jte vois samedi? (mmmhhh see you saturday?)

You: non, viens mtn 🥺 (no, come now)

You: jte veux trop (i need you too much)

Kylian: hahah, tu c ke jpp princesse (hahah you know i can't princess)

Kylian: mais jvai marquer un but pour toi bb (but i’ll score a goal for you bb)

You: t mieux ❤️ 🙄 (you better)

You: jtm booboo ❤️ (ily booboo)

Kylian: jtm fort mon coeur ❤️ (ily so much my heart)

You: tu veux que je t’amène qq chose bb? Je c ke tu vas rester à l'hôtel avant le match au stade (do you want me to bring you something bb? I know you’re staying at a hotel before game at the stadium?)

Kylian: ouii, t seins 🤤 (yess, your boobs)

You: ugh bye 🙄

Your playful exasperation was evident as you bid farewell to the teasing suggestion. The exchange left a lingering sense of anticipation and passion in the air, as you both were eagerly waiting to see each other again. The thought of being in his arms, of holding him and kissing him, made you long for him so bad. Looking at the time, you quickly packed your stuff and rushed home, excited to be with him.

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rinneverse · 1 year

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CONGRATION ON THE MILESTONE !!!!!

c . could i ask for . c, k, u with . with (dry heaving) (puking) (tears streaming down my face) (panting n sobbing n sniffling) m . m-michael . 🔫🤡🤢🤮 k kaiser

maaac.... ¬‿¬ requesting kaiser i see. i know what you are.

a part of my ongoing 300 milestone event!

[ ❥ ] MICHAEL KAISER + C, K, & U!

[N]SFW CONTENT, MINORS DNI! cw kaiser himself is a warning methinks, orgasm denial/ruined orgasm, mirror sex, pet names used (darling, doll), fem!reader

— c ; cum!

i think. i think that kaiser is really into seeing you covered in his cum. something about it drives him nuts. he likes to cum all over ur face n' tits in particular—it brings a smile to his face. probably keeps a locked album of photos of you specifically covered in his semen because he's gross like that.

— k ; kink(s)!

two words: Orgasm. Denial. we've talked about this before, that specific manga panel of him. he's soooo into that. he'll ruin your orgasm over and over and over again until you do what he wants or just until he's satisfied. kaiser is a sadist to his core, and he wants to reduce you to a sobbing mess underneath him.

— u ; unfair!

he's soooo. sooooooooooooo. so grossly unfair. he wants to ruin you, make sure you can't think about anything but his cock when you're horny. especially in a hatefuck/fwb scenario: he'll make sure to reduce you to a sobbing mess, demand you to beg for his cock like your life depends on it if you want to cum at any point that night. he's not above leaving you high and dry if you refuse—he's done it before, and he'll do it again.

"look how good you're takin' me, doll. you watchin'? i won't let you cum unless you've got your eyes on me."

kaiser holds you open, guiding you up and down on his cock—you can see the filthy way he pistons in and out of you in front of the mirror he's got the two of you facing. his strong thighs force your legs to stay open and if you close your eyes for a moment too long, he stops. completely.

"darling, look at how pretty you look on my cock. you feel like you were made just for me." kaiser murmurs in your ear. it's unfair how unaffected he looks—you can only tell he's feeling it by the way his hands squeeze your waist, the way his voice grows shakier and shakier as he whispers dirty praise and degradation alike into your ears.

you whimper, your hands clutching for purchase above his strong ones, legs shaking as you finally feel close, nearing the edge of the cliff, your eyes screwing shut in pleasure—

"uh-uh, i told you to keep your eyes on me."

you choke out a sob as he pulls nearly all the way out just as you're about to fall, relishing in the way you cry and convulse around nothing. you were there, so close, so so so close for the millionth time tonight, and he was laughing.

"i'm giving you one last chance. now—beg for it. beg for my cock like the good girl you are, yeah?'

first time i've ever written kaiser i think i hope i did him justice for u macaroni🙏🙏🙏

#blue lock x reader #blue lock smut #bllk x reader #bllk smut #michael kaiser x reader #kaiser x reader #michael kaiser smut #kaiser smut #☆ oakie writes #☆ c.kaiser #oakie hit 300! ☆

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twc-thoughts-you-didnt-ask-for · 2 years

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Was at bath and body works the other day and imagined how M would be the spouse that sits on the bench outside while their partner smells candles for half an hour and it got me thinking, what would UB + co (Tina, verda and his fam, doug, rebecca, even Bobby 🤢) be doing at B+BW? I'd love to hear you're opinion on this and also wanna hear what our darling Dinah would be doing too!

Wait this is so big brain omg

M would absolutely make a disgusted face and have to sit like a considerable distance away ESPECIALLY if we’re talking like a mall bath & bodyworks. They would literally not know peace if there was also a Cinnabon. We don’t know to what extent exactly the detective neutralizes their senses but I imagine to get M to go in there would need to be a considerable reward but it would be more of a hassle than anything because M would also be like draped over the detective and would probably make the employees uncomfortable with the cold stares because (no offense if you work there) Bath & Bodyworks employees are super friendly but also won’t leave you be to shop and look around on your own. Wait also sometimes they spray things right next to you too and give you the little strip to smell and that employee would really get glared at. I have to get off M for this I’m just digging myself deeper down this rabbit hole. Also would not stop you from buying however much you want but would definitely be like “I’m not helping you carry that if you buy a lot”

I think A might be somewhere in M territory but I could also see them being the type to be adamant that it doesn’t bother them at all especially if the detective eggs it on. A would not be fun to take with you because they’re practical and would be like “you do not need six candles at one time also this price is outrageous” but I think they would be fun to bring because I could see them looking at all the labels and being like “that’s not how a beach smells at all”. Would absolutely use logic to talk you out of over buying and splurging.

N would go in with no fuss I think even if it’s painful and would probably have a decent time. If your detective is the type to go for the dessert/fruit/sweet smells I could see there being a teensy tiny problem because I think N would want to get the “sophisticated” or more subtle scents but I’m sure there’s a middle ground to be found. N would find a way to make it work. Similar to A I think it might get them a little perplexed with scent/name discrepancy but I think they would have more humor about it. You’re buying $100 worth of stuff? So are they. Soulmates really do exist.

F would also go in no fuss at all and I think would really enjoy smelling stuff or at least the best they can. I imagine they would have a lot of fun with scents and names being like “who got to decide this is what red smells like” and all that. Would love to rate how accurate smells are to the name too. If the detective started worrying about how much/how long they’re in there with F’s hypersenses I just imagine F being like “headaches come and go but the buy three get three only comes every now and then we gotta get everything we want while it’s here”. Probably overdoes it to the point where you give all the leftover stock as gifts for the holidays or something lol Nothing will be learned and it will happen again.

Please don’t invite Verda and fam I can only imagine the stress he would feel with the kids running around touching all the glass stuff and wanting to smell EVERYTHING. Also expensive stuff in there looks like toys but is not toys lol

Please invite Tina she wants to go so bad especially if your detective is the type to splurge and not make her feel guilty about the damage she’s about to do to her bank account. I would actually really love to see what would happen with a Tina that does know about UB and that supernaturals exist shopping at Bath & Bodyworks around Halloween. This soap is has a vampire name, is the smell accurate y/n

Bobby straight up sucks so I think if they went with the detective when they were together that they would loudly complain and ask if they’re done yet and make the detective anxious/not have a good time and staff and customers would probably feel real bad.

As for my detective… she really is Mason’s nightmare come to life and it’s really unfortunate for him that’s she’s like it for him. She’s buying up candles and perfumes that she’ll never get through in her lifetime. Probably still has discontinued scents from like 10 years ago taking up space but will not get rid of them because some days she’ll want to smell like a strawberry and others she wants to smell like whatever twilight is supposed to smell like so she has to be stocked up just in case. She’s very understanding that UB may not want to go in with her but the doe eyed look might be hard to say no to. She is a fruity/sweet scent fan. Dinah would be the type you would want to go with for a no judgement buying experience and also would just enjoy sampling all the scents. Do not bring her with you if you don’t like shopping with someone who makes you smell whatever they just smelled.

#the wayhaven chronicles #wayhaven chronicles #twc #adam du mortain #ava du mortain #nate sewell #nat sewell #felix hauville #farah hauville #twc mason #twc morgan #twc ava #twc adam #twc nate #twc nat #twc felix #twc farah

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ikea-sims · 3 years

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The Emptiness of The Sims 4 (Rant!)

Let's face it;

The Sims 4 as a game is lacking in a lot of ways, yes, especially when compared with the old games of the franchise and we know it! We have known it for years, and have been demanding better from the Sims Team!!!!

From a baby update, to skin tones, to the return of old sims (Bonehilda I’m so happy you’re back sweetie!) the list is never ending!

We all want, nay, we DESERVE better!

However, I’m here to talk about something different! The truth is The Sims 4 could be a very good stand-alone game! It has real potential! It has charm (in its own little way)! It has........................ uhm well it has something. And it could become even better!

If only it was shown as much love and care by EA as its predecessors............ BUT SO FAR IT HAS NOT BEEN SHOWN THAT LOVE!

And I’m not here to discuss real issues like the baby update, the return of the color wheel and the serious lack of LORE...

No.

I’m here to discuss something that has been really grinding my gears the last few weeks if you will:

The E M P T I N E S S and lack of sims (and lack of variety in those sims)!

Now, I don’t know about you by I play the game mostly vanilla, I only have a handful of custom content items and MC Command Center installed. And it really rustles my jimmies that this game is so EMPTY and at times even boring!

And before you say:

“but Ikea, the game is empty so it can run on all computers!”

I KNOW. I know how hard it is to run the sims on an old computer that lags like crazy everytime I move the mouse, that sounds as loud as a jet engine while it struggles to load the gallery and that has a brain fart everytime I press the ‘M’ key accidentally.

I am aware that the Sims Team is making a conscious effort to make the game light so it can run on lower-end computers. But here’s the thing right... The problem I present to you could be easily solved... and it has not been!

Let me show you what I mean:

When you buy the Base Game, you get the following (these are total numbers accounting for Willow Creek and Oasis Springs):

- 32 residential lots (26 of which with actual pre-built houses and 6 empty ones)

- 10 community lots

- 8 households (totalling 26 sims)

- BFF (3 sims)

- Caliente (4 sims)

- Goth (4 sims)

- Landgraabs (3 sims)

- Pancakes (2 sims)

- Roomies (4 sims)

- Spencer-Kim-Lewis (5 sims)

- Zest (1 sim)

This means that out of 26 houses, 8 of them are occupied.

Now this is not bad at all, especially when you consider that the DLCs add a lot more to the game!

However... when you look at the potential this game has to be better, it's quite sad that, even now, 6 years after the launch of the game we still have so little sims and so much empty space.

And if you add to it the fact that the game auto-populates by auto-generating sims to fill up the world and fulfill roles such as:

- food stall vendors;

- bartenders;

- plumbers;

- firefighters;

- pet adoption agents;

- and even coworkers in active careers...

it suddenly becomes much clearer that the game can run just fine with a few - or rather a lot - more sims added to it... Because guess what, when it auto-populates, the game generates 30+ sims to fill said roles!

But, of course, no one wants stinky auto-generated sims with weird make-up and mismatched clothing (most of the time, the actual townies already push the limits a little too far🤢) and this only gets worse if you have custom content installed in your game!

After all, why should we settle for empty worlds and stinky townies when the game has the potential for more? Why doesn’t the Sims Team give us more sims and more to play with?

And now this is the part where you say,

"But Ikea! The Sims Team is busy making more DLCs for us! They can't be filling the world up with new sims for us to play with!"

And you’re absolutely correct! They have better things to do with their time than to spend an eternity in CAS creating new sims!

But, funnily enough, they don't have to! Want to know why?

Because they have them by the DOZENS hidden away in the Sims Gallery!!!!!!

And no, I’m not telling them to use our fellow simmers creations. Those are theirs and theirs alone and to profit off of other people’s work is wrong!

No, dear friends, I’m referring to the dozens of sims they created for promotional materials: trailers, game covers, blog posts...! Most (if not all) of them are in the gallery and up for grabs when they could be IN THE GAME for us to use!

And most of them have backstories and small amounts of lore! What the base game townies are lacking, those sims are providing! There we have secret agents, ex-mega famous band members, style icons, police officers, childhood best friends, actual couples, children, teens... The list goes on!

Okay... we have new sims. Now we have to painstakingly go through the gallery and the Maxis account/hashtag to find them and slowly download each and every one of them... Wonderful. All of this for a handful of new sims. Knowing EA they probably don’t have any skills, careers or even relationships with each other... and I’m going to need to add those manually too... Great.

Oh hoo hoo my dear simmers! You don’t have to! All of that will conveniently be done for you! How, you may ask? Well maybe you should check my next post (and my new blog!) for some answers! 😉

I'm so excited to share this with you I hope you all like it! Stay awesome and keep playing, simmers!

Much love,

- Ikea (@BetterSims4)

#rant #simsrant #sims #thesims4 #sims4 #basegame #base game #the sims 4 #sims lore #sims promotional art #premade sims #exciting news

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