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nysocboy · 2 months

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Gemstones Episode 2.9. Continued: A Perfect Christian, the Lion King, twinks, and lovers in old photographs

Previous: Episode 2.9: Who killed Thaniel? Will Keefe ever get a place at the table? Can we see some Gemstone alums naked?

Keefe stands alone: Keefe sits next to Kelvin on the way to the Zion's Landing ground-breaking party. He stands next to BJ while the siblings perform. But afterwards, he goes off to make new friends: he tries to impress them by doing the Worm, and is upset when he fails.

Why doesn't he interact with Kelvin, or anyone in the family? It's as if they told him "You can come, but don't be seen with us. We don't want people thinking that you and Kelvin are together."

Baby Billy Returns: As Tiffany sits in a cabana, Baby Billy appears! He tells her "I'm back for good," Judy isn't having it "You've got a lot of nerve coming here after what you did!"

He ignores Judy and asks Tiffany to take him back. She refuses to answer, saying that she has to go to the bathroom.

Keefe and the Perfect Christian: Meanwhile, Keefe and Joe Jonas, the world's most perfect Christian, head to the same porta-potty. They are so busy gazing at the guy who just exited that they both reach for the handle at the same time, and clasp hands. It is accidental, but still a strangely erotic moment.

Tiffany pushes them aside and rushes into the porta-potty. Joe Jonas and Keefe continue to flirt as she goes into labor. Don't they, like, have to go?

The Lion King: Later, a crowd has gathered around the porta-potty. Didn't anyone fetch a doctor?

Baby Billy rushes up and asks Keefe, Pontius, and Abraham if they've seen Tiffany. They point. She said she was going to the bathroom, you dolt! Why did it take you so long to figure it out?

Tiffany emerges, stating that she had her baby: it fell into the toilet.Gross callback to the "toilet baby" discussion. Baby Billy reaches down and pulls the baby out. Then, in a scene reflecting Simba's birth in The Lion King, he holds it over his head for the crowd to see. Everyone applauds.

Lyle's Revenge: On the beach, Jesse, still unaware of Lyle's involvement, is handing over the investment money. Suddenly a woman appears, yelling at Lyle about the disappearance of her husband: "He was working with you, to get information on the Butterfields! He told me all about it!"

Finally Jesse starts to figure it out. He confronts Lyle, who admits to sending the Cycle Ninjas to kill Eli -- he thought he was "doing you a solid," freeing up some money so Jesse could invest. Besides, hasn't he often wished that his father would hurry up and die? No, of course not. But, now, worried that he might tell, Lyle attacks. They fight, and Jesse hits and kills him with a rock from the David and Goliath slingshot he used to threaten Junior.

He rushes to his family -- um, hang on for a moment. Check out Kelvin's ultra-femme outfit and mannerisms. He's really come out loud and proud. He was the macho Messiah of the Musclemen an episode ago, and now he's my Aunt Sadie.

And why isn't Keefe there? He's at the porta-potties, of course, but there isn't even a chair that he vacated.

Jesse announces that he's murdered someone. The family follows him to the beach, but Lyle is alive, and Lindsey is armed! She shoots BJ in the femoral artery, and forces the others to swim out into the ocean. BJ will bleed out in 2-4 minutes unless he gets first aid. He's doomed!

Lots of Reconciliations: One month later, we see Chad and his wife reconciling at Amber's marital group. I didn't even know that was a plot arc.

Then Judy and BJ, who has miraculously recovered, say goodbye to Baby Billy, Tiffany, and baby Lionel as they head home.

Nobody ain't inviting no kids to the steam showers: Kelvin and Keefe have started a Youth Squad for 12-15 year olds. "The whole time we've been searching for our calling," Kelvin says, "It's been right under our noses: these beautiful, innocent children."

He continues, evoking a Judean retreat: "We could groom these kids into the next generation of muscle men." Keefe suddenly realizes that people could get the wrong idea, and suggests getting chaperones and permission slips.But Kelvin isn't ready to start planning yet; he's just brainstorming, thinking of the possibilities.

I read fan responses to this scene before actually watching it: anger, disgust, and dismay: "Please don't let them be creeps. Please don't let them be creeps. Please don't let them be creeps." The "They're straight buddies" camp was ecstatic, because who would give gay characters lines like that? When I watched, I was upset by the structure: everyone else gets a heartfelt scene, and the guys get pedophile jokes. But one fan who grew up a queer kid in an Evangelical church set me straight, so to speak. I paraphrase a bit:

This IS a touching scene! Friggin' homophobe, thinking that because the guys are gay, they must like little boys!

The kids are not dressed in revealing outfits, and at least one of them is a girl! Kelvin and Keefe do not say one single thing that suggest an erotic interest in the "little angels." Keefe notes that a particularly muscular boy is popular with other boys, and Kelvin fiddles with his "wedding ring," to let you know that he and Keefe are partners.

The Youth Squad is a perfectly legitimate way for them to combine their interests in youth ministry and physical fitness. Note that the kids are not training for bodybuilding, which is not permitted for anyone under age 15. They are doing strength training exercises, which are recommended for children aged seven and up.

Plus it makes structural sense. The heterosexist trajectory includes job, house, wife, and kids. Baby Billy does not become a man until he holds his infant son. BJ and Judy have no children of their own, so they adopt Tiffany. Nurturing children is the final step in Kelvin's movement into manhood

Lovers in old photographs: Eli returns to Memphis, where he is funding Junior's new wrestling studio. Arm on Eli's back, Junior shows him around: "Stadium seating...just need some asses to fill 'em."

They pause before an old black-and-white photo of Glendon Marsh and his wrestling crew. Young Eli, the Marauder Kid, stands masked in the back row, next to Young Junior. The camera closes in on the two. Eli smiles. The end.

Bonus: Naked twinks, in case you're having trouble figuring out the difference between being gay and that other thing.

The full review, with naked twinks and more about Eli and Junior, is on RG Beefcake and Boyfriends

#the righteous gemstones #kelvin gemstone #keefe chambers #tony cavalero #adam devine #Joe Jonas

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jewwyfeesh · 2 years

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Dream Live 5th - Day 3

Writer: Happy Elements

Characters: Sakuma Rei, Hakaze Kaoru, Oogami Koga, Otogari Adonis, Hasumi Keito, Kiryu Kuro, Kanzaki Souma

Translated by: bri喵 (=^･ω･^=) (UNDEAD), jewwyfeesh (Akatsuki)

Proofreading by: stcrfeesh (CN), greeneyedexecutioner (EN)

Season: Spring

Location: Yumenosaki Academy Studio

Koga: Oi, all you guys watchin’ us. Today’s the last day of DREAM LIVE 5th Tour: Stargazer performance in Osaka.

Kaoru: These last three days have flown by in the blink of an eye. Let’s be sure to enjoy this time together in today’s performance too.

Kuro: We’ll continue evokin’ emotions that’ll touch your hearts an’ souls, an’ give our all to present a wonderful performance today.

Souma: Kiryu-dono is absolutely correct!

It is indeed for this very reason, that we will definitely present a “paafomansu”[1] that shall leave wonderful memories in the hearts of everyone in the audience.

Adonis: That’s right. This way, the beautiful memories we create today will be engraved deep within all of our hearts.

Rei: Fufufu. Everyone is speaking with such fervour. After hearing these words, I can’t help but start to feel invigorated and energized too.

Keito: That would mean that everyone’s enthusiasm is at its highest level. And, of course, our goal for this performance remains unchanged.

I would like to assure everyone here that we, along with the rest of the performers participating in “ver. ALBA”[2], will do our very best to deliver the most phenomenal performance we can.

Rei: I look forward to sharing this moment with everyone. All of us will be waiting for you at INTEX Osaka… ♪

Souma meant to say "performance". He's trying his best.

'Alba' is a word of Latin origin, meaning 'white'. In Spanish and Italian speaking countries, it means 'sunrise' or 'dawn'.

#enstars translation #dream live 5th tour stargazer #undead #akatsuki #sakuma rei #hakaze kaoru #oogami koga #otogari adonis #hasumi keito #kiryu kuro #kanzaki souma

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hermit-kin · 2 years

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To kickstart our joining back, here’s an aesthetic I made for myself!

An aesthetic for Grian, who went from Evo to Hermitcraft, who was dating Taurtis but lost him, and eventually got together with Scar, still hoping to find Taurtis eventually...

Please do not save/use as your own!

~ Mod G

#mod g #hermitcraft #hermitcraftkin #hermitcraft kin #griankin #grian kin #scarkin #scar kin #taurtiskin #taurtis kin #evokin #evo kin #grian #scar #taurtis

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skypiea · 6 years

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Tagged by @colorfulwatcher !!

What is your total posted word count on AO3? (Go to your Works, then click Statistics.)

-51374

How often do you write?

-a whole lot lately!!! Whenever I get the chance

Do you have a routine for writing?

-uhhh not really! Usually just write without too much planning, and then let Jay read it and catch all my dumb typos

What’s your favorite kinks/tropes/pairing?

-Kinks: sorry, the world is not ready for this answer yet!

-Tropes: I like fics where one party is very oblivious to the romantic advances of the other (but it all gets figured out in the end), overly cute shit, sweet hugs

-Pairing: guardian OBVIOUSLY... it’s like 90% of what I’ve been writing.....most of the rest is just shinji/someone else

Do you have a favorite fic of yours?

-I still really like Molotov Cocktail!! Trust and Home r good too imo (tho no one else really likes the latter QwQ)

Your fic with the most kudos?

-Guardians (Legal or Otherwise) for Yugioh but both my ososan fics have more and my one single shitty BNHA fic has 67 (and the jojo one has 40)

Anything you don’t like about your writing?

-uhh sometimes it takes me a really really long time to get my thoughts down on the page.. I’m a slow writer even for short stuff. Also not really an issue with my writing but I keep starting new fics while in the middle of another fic and I need to STOP

Now something you do like?

-I like how I write dialogue! Other ppl seem to dig it too which makes me happy! And also I think I’m p decent at evokin emotional responses in some fics

Thanks for tagging me!!

#kite.txt #^w^

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a-questionable-grimoire · 2 years

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Evocation Magic: Avengers of Ieyar & Oxakan

“The fire is high, and you are shivering. Come, come! We dine and drink together. We shall share of ourselves this lonely night. *

“I see. A most unfortunate predicament. As for me, retaliation is my purpose. I carry a blessing from the Red-Eyed Queen, as one her Avengers. That is the purpose of this marking on my cheek, where she touched me to grant said blessing.

“Hmm? Yes, she is far more personal than other gods. It is very rare for an Avenger to summon her first. The Serpent Lord comes in avatar form to those wronged and treated unfairly. She grants us power, and we give her ourselves. We evoke her blessing, and feel her generosity course through us. She is a caring patron, considerate of what abilities she grants and concerned for our wellbeing. Many times she has visited me in my dreams, or manifested by me in a time of despair.

“As a matter of fact, we can call upon her. As we are tied to Ieyar, it is far simpler than most evocations. We touch the mark on our cheek and pray, allowing our gifted mana to strengthen the connection. To her, we can deluge all and she grants us reassurance and guidance. On a few occasions, I have accidentally referred to her as ‘Mother’! Quite embarrassing, but she never comments on such a thing.

Now drink, my dear scholar. Here you sit under the revenge god’s blessing, and she is watchful indeed.”

- Myriil Shalee, Elven Avenger of Ieyar.

* I have elected to expunge the section of conversation related to myself, as it is irrelevant.

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“Stop starin’ at me like that, ya (expletive*)! Getcher (expletive) over here ‘fore I knock yer teeth in.

“Should know better than t’ measure up a drunk man carryin’ an axe. It’s the beard, ain’t it? Lotsa folks stare, wondering how the hell someone got a tattoo on his beard.

“Damn right it’s a blessin’! But not from the snake, nah. Got this one from the other revenge god. She shoved (expletive) into his forehead ‘n’ and now he’s part-god, basically. I think. Quite a bit more irritable than the Queen, I’ve heard. Red-Eyed Prince, we call him, but I find his name, Oxakan, to be more fittin’. Guy’s buffer than a damned bull.

“What’s the difference between ‘em? Ieyar’s folks’ve told me that their dream visits are a treat. Conversation, tea, all that. Oxakan visits more often, but it’s for practice. We’re still at work when we’re conked out, honin’ our skills to (expletive) the (expletive) who wronged us. Swordfightin’, internal arts practice, lectures, the works. Sometimes I wake up feelin’ like I just spent a day getting my face beat in instead of sleeping.

“Evokin’? Ain’t many mages in my kin. I got an axe, not a wand, ya’d think that would be obvious. Ah, do ya mean callin’ on the big man himself? That’s… complicated. Last time I tried, he scolded me for being distracting while he was mid-fight. Plus, the blessings we get usually aren’t external-focused and it’s hard to push mana into the mark.

On the occasion he does answer, though? We’ve shared a drink. Got all sappy talkin’ ‘bout our pasts a couple times. Sparred, once. I got my dumb ass slammed into the dirt, obviously.

“Oi, what’re you giggling about? Mind outta the gutter! You got your answers, you skinny little (expletive). I got four more pints to go through, lemme enjoy ‘em in peace!”

- Roghran Lazgi, Dylusian Avenger of Oxakan

* I have decided to expunge the profanities from this interview, for the reasons that I am not comfortable writing them down and I feel no publisher would print a novel with such language. The removed expletives were usually 10-15 words in length, and referred excessively to either genitalia, violence, bodily fluids or all of the above.

Author’s Note: I have decided to include these interviews in the same section for the purpose of comparing and contrasting the magical behaviors of the revenge deities and how their followers invoke them.

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