#fg: qui-gon

[dukeoftheblackstar]

Plo Koon acting like a cat and breaking mugs while Wolffe's patience tried is hilarious! How did the whole thing end?

S AU C E ♥

I think it's the safest he can afford of causing mischief. It's not very 384-year old Jedi Master thing to do. But if it meant helping getting the his boys distracted for the Clone Appreciation party the Jedis are planning then he will do more.

So ended up with Wolffe's patience still intact and errantly procuring the mugs from the Corries for Plo to break, Plo would need to find more ways to entertain Wolffe.

Let us not forget Plo is also a ho for knowledge and his curiosity knows no bounds. Absolute no - fucking - bounds.

So how does it end?

If Plo casually pushed the 104th mugs off the counter to break, Plo would do the same but excruciatingly slow to the point of doing in-between things to really rile up Wolffe.

Imagine a mug with Fox's face in it, barely a breath away from the edge. Plo would precisely leave at so and check his datapad or comm someone with the most unimportant bullshit ever. Probably comm Kit about something he made up and Kit, bless my PloKit Heart, would get the hint and they'd chatter.

This will drive Wolffe up the wall because (1) it's Fox's face on the mug, (2) tease, and (3) it's Fox's fucking face on the mug about to plummet and break.

Let it be known that Wolffe is not above going over General Plo Koon's head but would never do so even tho the mug mysteriously fell to the ground and broke.

Plo then moves on to using his claws to scratch at the the walls and any surfaces making Wolffe twitch a little.

BONUS:

Itty, bitty force ghost Qui-Gon Jin is in tears, proud of his shot boii bff ♥

#♝ #dukeoftheblackstar answers #♝-answers #104th foolishness #ploffe #plo koon #fg: qui-gon #commander wolffe #wolffee #fg: jinn #kekeke #evil!Plo #muhahaahaha

[coruscantrhapsody]

Hydration is important, even for Force Ghosts. (FG Qui-Gon by the indomitable @kurtssingh)

#as always Qui-Gon is getting up to chill shenanigans #which just happen to include hijacking my Stanley because oh my god it’s a heat wave and he doesn’t want a migraine #PSA hydration is important #qui gon jinn #coruscantrhapsody toy tag

[super-happilydancing]

YESSSSSSS, give me all those good Force Ghosts content my heart is craving.

#FORCE GHOSTS #Luke Skywalker #Anakin Skywalker #Obi-Wan Kenobi #Yoda #Qui-Gon Jinn #FG content imminent

[mandaloriangf]

The sequels really did set out and destroy the OT and PT characters. Based on their actions in the Sequels, all of them are out of character, and the complete opposite of who they were.

OT

Luke: turned into a guy so cynical, he repels any level of sympathy from characters and the audience. Abandons his beliefs, family and the Force in order to whallow in self pity.

Leia: an incompetent, and constantly unwilling to hold her son responsible for his actions "its not him. It was Snoke". Not proactive, her wittiness is just gone, and she is completely unprofessional as a leader as she physically punishes her soldiers. (Needless to say that Poe and everyone else ended up being in the right. Which causes Leia to be made to look like an unstable leader who can't be bothered to listen). Oh, and making her pull insane Force moves out of nowhere, despite having less than a year timeframe of training she had before quitting, makes her look like a jerk who didn't use the force to save the Resistance. She had the power, but didn't use it because reasons.

Han: goes back to a life of crime, abandoning his family and friends. Something that is odd, since thats specifically the life he was working hard to escape from.

Chewie: nothing more than an overglorified side character, who is only there to be Rey's coopilot in the falcon, and not even a character.

Lando: no where to be seen, then turns out he's been sitting back on Pasana for almost a decade doing nothing. Then its hinted that Jannah is his missing daughter. Which makes him look like a neglectful parent who never looked for her. His character is utterly destroyed in the few mins of screentime they gave him.

R2D2: not proactive, became such a quitter he literally turned himself off. Really?

PT

Yoda: made a bafoon, with very little to do than smack Luke (somehow), before going away.

Obi Wan: gone

Anakin: gone

Force Ghost mechanics were also completely wrecked, and made to look like its the one thing all jedi become when they die. When thats not the case. Becoming a FG, as with anything Force related, you need training. All the Jedi who called out to Rey shouldnt even be there, since none of them trained to become a FG. Only Qui-gon, Obi, and Yoda trained. Anakin was helped by them to retain his individuality. But other characters? I can get Luke, but no one else should have been able to.

That's another thing to add to the giant list things they did through the sequels. This is getting ridiculous

its so fucking depressing. no wonder disney wants nothing to do with this mess anymore. its a surprise fans aren’t actually angrier. 

#ask amanda #anonymous

[chadillacboseman]

TARA I DONT KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT QUI-GON IS A FORCE GHOST AND JEDI CAN SEE FORCE GHOSTS AND GROGU IS A JEDI SO DO YOU THINK FG QUI-GON AND GROGU WOULD HAVE MET

THE EVEN BETTER PART IS THAT I NEED TO CHECK THE YEARS AND THERE IS A 50% CHANCE THAT IT WON’T ALIGN BUT 50 Y/O GROGU WAS AT THE TEMPLE DURING ORDER 66 AND QUI-GON IS A FUCKING SUPER STAR SO OF COURSE EVERYOJE KNEW HIM SO WHAT IF GROGU AND QUI-GON KNOW EACH OTHE R I’d ACTUALLY KILL TO SEE QUI-GON COOING GROGU OR SOMETHING

:LKZSJ:FKljlsadgjaj MAY YOUR GIGANTIC BRAIN.

I’D KILL FOR THIS AS WELL. QUI-GON WAVING AT LIL GROGU AND SMILING THAT SWEET SMILE.  OKAY I HAD TO RESEARCH: Grogu was born in 41BBY and Qui-Gon was born in 80BBY and died in 32BBY. SO THEORETICALLY THEY COULD HAVE MET. THERE WERE 8 YEARS THERE, MAY. EIGHT!! WE NEED A FIC, MAY

[bensolodefensesquad]

Facebook Guy: What do you think Leia will do in 9? Me: Uh... she's probably not going to survive. FG: What? Me: Carrie's passed, and they're not going to CGI her so, she's likely going to be written out with Leia dying. FG: Oh, well I hope they give her a good death scene, maybe in Luke's arms. Me: Uh, well, they didn't know Carrie was going to die, so they likely didn't film that, so it'd be hard for that to happen. FG: Oh, well maybe she can be on a ship and crash it into another ship to save the day and deliver a badass "May the force be with you." Me: ...Right, but they can really only work with the footage they have so... FG: Oh. Well maybe she can have a badass lightsaber battle and get Qui-Gonned. Me: Okay I'm just... gonna... go.