#first thing i see when opening app

[dorinahv2]

Some of y'all really b horny on main huh

#ya nasties #first thing i see when opening app

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

the eyebrows. the 2008 fringe. the snout. that sharp, delicate little chin. the hand. the tiny peek of brown belt. i am simply enamoured

#this was the first thing pinterest showed me when i opened the app and i am so here for it #i have been stuck waiting in the doctor’s surgery for over an hour now so i need all the cute alex photos pinterest has to offer tbh #you can see am era alex in him a little here too i think #but he's not quite there yet 💗 #alex turner #fwn era #alex photos #baby alex #lulu posts

[hojlundaise]

when you dont work here

#julian brandt #borussia dortmund #the first thing i see when i opened the bird app skskk #our motm is over it #+

[revengemode]

Do you think tom is a grower or a shower?

Why are y’all like this though?

#This can’t be the first thing I see when I open this app

[leviaana]

can I somehow turn off tumblr live recommendations they’re all getting increasingly suggestive 👁️👁️

#I just feel like I’m on p0rnhb #like you do you people but I dont want to see it first thing when I open the app 😭

[icewindandboringhorror]

examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard* #I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. ) #the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol) #hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie* #Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

[imovyn]

MOLE INTEREST?????

#first thing i see when i open the app what the fuck does that mean #mole interest

[crowsdove]

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#{uh oh crowsdove is bitching again} #y'know what i always love? what's always so awesome and doesn't piss me off at all? #when the first thing i see on my dashboard when i open this damn app #is someone's art of my f/o being shipped with somebody #and it's not my fault because I HAVE EVERY POSSIBLE RELEVANT TAG BLOCKED. it's just every artist ever doesn't bother to USE THEM JFC #i hate everybody in that fandom for that reason #it's to the point where I'm blocking everybody and putting their usernames on my filtered content list #it is really not that hard to tag your bullshit and yet??? everyone act like it's going to literally kill them if they have to #i'm just so fed up. it happens all the damn time and it's usually on a day i already feel like shit anyways

[ashmp3]

let out the biggest sigh left to mankind mashallah

Dont leave me in the dark Zaynab what happened i just logged on and ur being ominous Why are you sighing omfg

#First thing i see when i open the app also i did something for the whole morning which i will share in few months what it was #but i am drained and now i am SCARED #ask

[goldenkid]

also tinder sucks ass

#i wanna get involved in irl gay scene so bad bc i hateee texting i hate having to remember to open an app if i want to meet people #anyway. going gaytown properly for the first time ever (!) (i've been at this uni over 2 years!) in a few weeks yayy #i was like damn i want to get involved in the gay scene but i don't want to go by myself at least at first bc it's scaryy #and then i remembered i have free will and a friend who likes clubbing so i messaged her and now we're going out :) yippee #obvs not gonna be on the pull because i will not be ditching my friend but i just wanna observe. see the sights. go to the bars etc. #get a feel for it all #because next year when i graduate i'm gonna be in a new city doing this alone so i want to dip my toe in with a friend by my side <3 #also should probably look at other lgbt stuff. idk. daytime activities. but one thing at a time i'm v busy rn #it'll get done....so long as i keep taking steps forward...i'll get somewhere eventually and it'll take as long as it takes #natural progression...can't rush these things #<- applies to like 60% of my life right now #anyways. i love thinking things out in tumblr tags & then discovering my posts years later and remembering old trains of thought. #hi future me

[cookietastic]

RUH ROH SCOOB! 🐶😱 You’ve 🫵 just been LITTLE 🤏BADGERED 🦡🤑 for this 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Daddy Vladdy 🥵 has come into YOUR 👏 house to PICKLE RICK 🥒🍆YOU 😝😩😝! Send this to 5️⃣ sexy widdle 🤏badgers 🦡🦡🦡 or else V-Man 🤑🤑🤑 is going to come and JAR 🫙you 💦 onto TWITTER 🐦where the hot ☀️salty 🧂MUSKRAT 🐹🐀😖 lives  😱😱with birch tree 🌳 SEXYman 😤🥵😩 VOTER FRAUD 4️⃣ LYFE ✝️🥒🤌

I enjoy you as a person as well as on my dash- therefore I shall not hunt you for sport for this ☺️

#first thing I see when opening the app in my feed RUH ROH and was like what is about to happen 😭

[orowyrm]

#first thing i see when i open the app

[batz]

-experiencing Awful migraine- haha wow just llike 2d gorillaz

#remission my ass rhis migrainw Sucks #im seeing auras for the first time or whatevr. the rainbowy shit that happeens when u have Brain Pain #funny thing is my brain doesntrlly hurt i just cabt see that well And my thoughts arent super organized at all #tried to set an alarm on my phone n kwpt opening the calculator app #frank.txt #anyway yayy just like 2d gorillaz<3 LOL #thts what the new phases dont get abt 2ds character hes not complwtely dumb his migraines just make it so his brain omly slightly works #Sometims......wrll just like me!

[mxbitters]

i dont even want to fucking know what these little tumblr live thumbnails are

#i am seeing . a persons face. and a persons feet. #listen people can do what they want but this was very obviously something that was going to happen on tumblr live #when this site is FORCING people to see whatevers happening on live first thing they open the app..thats a fucking problem

[themanuscriptgf]

wtf nah-

#what is this #first thing i see when i open the app