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hypahticklish · 2 years

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FAQ & About Hypah

Some Personal Pleasantries?

She/Her ● Bi ● 30's

Writer ● Artist

Mostly a SFW blog but check the tags, themes, and warnings for individual pieces.

Ao3 handle is Hypah

Non-tickles Blog over at @hypahfixations

Neat! What have you written?

You can find my full masterpost here!

Do you do requests?

Requests are open though they are admittedly very slowly fulfilled. Honestly best bet is to see when I'm playing ask games or pitching me a solid headcanon that's up my alley.

What fandoms/pairings are you open to writing? (In alphabetical order by fandom below the cut) Last Update: July 3rd, 2022

The Adventure Zone was my introduction to real-play dnd podcast and I am still obsessed. Balance ~ Blupjeans (Lup/Barry) ~ Tres Horny Boys (Magnus/Taako/Merle) *platonic* ~ Magnulia (Magnus/Julia) ~ Taakitz (Taako/Kravitz) ~ Tangus (Taako/Magnus) *platonic* ~ Lup/Magnus ~ Lupcreatia (Lup/Lucretia) ~ The Birds (IPRE Crew) ~ Team Sweet Flips (Carey/Killian) ~ Guest Staring: Angus Amnesty ~ Aubrey/Dani ~ Pine Guard (Duck/Aubrey/Ned) ~ Chosen (Duck/Minerva) ~ Barclay/Stern ~ Aubrey/Hollis Graduation ~ Thundermen (Fitz/Argo/Firbolg) ~ Fitz/Rainer

Dimension 20 has so many stories all woven together that I literally cannot be more in love with this dnd real-play podcast. Fantasy High (Main Cast & the Seven) ~ Fig/Ayda ~ Zelda/Gorgug ~ Zelda/Sam ~ Riz/Adaine *platonic* ~ Riz/Fabian *platonic* ~ Antiope/Danielle ~ Penny/Katja ~ Ostentia/Katja ~ Penny/Riz *platonic* ~ Boys Night (Fabian/Riz/Gorgug/Ragh) ~ Sleep Over (The Bad Kids) ~ Slumber Party (The Seven) ~ Reverse Harem (Sandralynn/Garty/Jawbone) Unsleeping City ~ Ricky/Ester ~ Pete/Cody ~ Pete/Sophia *platonic* ~ Ricky/Cody Misfits & Magic ~ xXKelmpXx (Dream/Evan) ~ Pilot Program (Dream/Evan/Jammer/Sam) Starstruck Odyssey ~ Marge/Alma ~ Marge/Lucienne ~ Sidney/Barry ~ Gunnie/Sidney ~ Princeps/Riva *platonic* ~ The Wurst (The Gunner Channel)

Good Omens is literally my favorite book and the show is immaculate. ~ Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley) ~ Witchhunter (Anathema/Newt)

Harry Potter I love this universe so much ~ Ginny/Luna ~ Hermione/Ginny ~ Golden Trio (Harry/Ron/Hermione) ~ Hermione/Ron ~ Weasley Twins + Anyone ~ Dumbledore’s Army (Harry/Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Luna/Neville) Fantastic Beast ~ Newt/Tina ~ Jacob/Queenie ~ All Together Now (Newt/Tina/Queenie/Jacob) Note: This is an anti-JKR blog. TERFs and their apologists are not welcome.

My Hero Academia has rapidly grown to being one of my favorite anime. ~ Literally any combo within Class 1A + Shinso except Mineta. ~ Erasermic (Aizawa/Present Mic)

Our Flag Means Death has not left me unscathed and I like this show a normal amount. ~ Black Bonnet (Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet) ~ Teal Orange (Jim/Oluwande) ~ Lucius/Fang ~ Lucius/Black Pete ~ Lucius/Fang/Black Pete ~ Frenchie/Oluwande ~ Frenchie/Jim/Oluwande ~ Frenchie/Wee John ~ Our Flag Means Love (Polyamory Revenge) ~ Not Yet Featured Lady Pirates (Anne Bonney/Mary Read) ~ But Make It Sassy (+ Lucius) Note: I am not interested in writing for Izzy Hands. Izzy Hands can go suck eggs in hell, frankly

Supernatural is my bread and butter and I’m open to nearly all pairings, including obscure or deep cuts. Dean and Gabriel are my absolute favorite to write. That being said, I will not write for ~ Wincest (Sam/Dean) *in a romantic or sexual way. Sibling/Platonic doesn’t squick me out* ~ Samifer (Sam/Lucifer) ~ Kevin/Crowley ~ Dean/Amara

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peggysoussuperiority · 3 years

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Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013) In a Nutshell

May: im traumatized but im repressing it as usual shut up coulson i know it's unhealthy and i'm never gna say this but uk ily ;). you know, the usual. years and years of trauma piled up. alright leggo kick some ass oh crap i can feel what people feel now??? screw yall i speak understandable chinese unlike some people here oh no its everyone oh did i mention i kinda have like 3 kids on the bus definitely did not steal them from the academy/out of a van also HELL YEAH IM THE CALVARY

Coulson: uhhhh lets see i died *counts on fingers* [proudly] seven! times and here i am as a lmd rn also i have 3 kiddos here stole them too also i definitely do nOt have feelings for anyone here and OH have i ever told you tahiti sucks btw thanks @nickfury for always supporting shield especially when it all went to shit and i died and redied x7 and btw don't let anything convince you thay may is emotionless and if you hurt her i will kill all of you and u cant kill me sike i am sorta undefeatable

Daisy: uk how chicks hatch from eggs? yea i like broke out of stone and now i have quake quake powers and oh somehow i keep losing my love interests to death rly weird huh also trauma!!! also i have a sister now?? and yeh watched my mom die again and my dad- yeah the usual trauma aha aha also got shot twice close range by some idiot stuck in gravitonium rn and now i'm travelling through space-time with my sis and daniel sousa whom i stole from peggy

Fitz: im engineering and a cinnamon roll. and i (and jemma) made the night-night gun! jemma simmons, we're unstoppable. also i kinda have anxiety from way too many experiences (lmd, oh did i mention my dad? and uh the bottom of the ocean is a nice place to be,, scenic views aka jemma simmons) and i love jemma's sandwiches and to whoever's listening i'd still like a pet monkey to accompany alya when we're out of the house. also alya my precious little monkey!! (btw jemma don't think i'll ever forget about that cat liver you left next to my lunch)

Simmons: biochem! fitz, the universe can't stop us. because we've survived the bottom of the atlantic, crossed the galaxy, just to be together. we're unstoppable together. and don't ever think i'll leave you for more than an hour now, because after all the things we've been through, i'll love you and screw the universe man. in the 4772 hours i was on the other side of the monolith for, i did nothing but think of you. alya is our little cinnamon roll because cinnamon roll + cinnamon roll = cinnamon roll

Mack: shotgun axe! director of shield. better than fury. i am stronk. buff 100. slight trauma too. i mean everyone has trauma lol.

Yoyo: i love my turtleman. also i is speed. literally. i can disarm an entire room of agents before you even know the door opened. that's how amazingly badass i am. except that one time i got disarmed. literally. but i have cool arms now so it's fine (no its not but okay go ahead)

Deke: i love Bobo and Nana! lemons! girls! snowflake! sequoia! ah shoot i was boutta get boba for her brb with a new girl prob. before that let me tell you about my Innovations from my amazing company. all originals! definitely did nOt take s.h.i.e.l.d. tech as my own yeah you know the rest i kinda have a band or something how

#agents of shield

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buffystylez-blog · 7 years

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Teacher’s Pet

Australian air date: No idea. Christmas Eve 1997?

Directed by: Bruce Seth Green

Written by: David Greenwalt

Starring: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan, Nicholas Brendon, Anthony Stuart Head, Charisma Carpenter, and David Boreanaz

Oh, hi. It’s episode four, in which Buffy gets a better jacket and an attractive new teacher is revealed to be a horrible paedophile/giant praying mantis.

This episode we get quite a few ensembles, but most of them are not on full display. And one is not technically Buffy’s style. But we’ll get to that. Now. Because it’s the first outfit.

Outfit 1

We open with Xander daydreaming that he simultaneously saves the day, or night in this case, wins Buffy’s love and performs a killer riff. It’s sort of offensive, but ok, why not. Save Buffy in a terrible outfit.

I couldn’t find a good screenshot that didn’t make Buffy look wholly at the mercy of a dude, which also sucks. The dress is… ok. There’s a lot of red satin. It might even be relatively conservative given it’s Xander’s fantasy. I never cared for it. It’s too different from what we’ve seen her in before. Get a clue, Xander. Much like Buffy is not your personal damsel, she doesn’t really dress like this. Well, she may do in the season finale. But that’s like, eight episodes away.

Outfit 2

In contrast to Fantasy Bronze Buffy, we have a light blue combo that is much more Buffy’s style. We’re back to the Pollyanna (I’m bringing it back! I’ve decided!), knee high boots and miniskirt.

This outfit doesn’t stand out to me due to the teacher being nice and obviously marked for death. It’s like she needs a jacket…

Outfit 3

Standard definition is a bitch. Standard definition on a television series shot at night is a real jerk. This is the first of two outfits this episode I can’t see properly. This stressed out my fifteen year old brain and strains my thirty-four year old eyes.

Is she wearing a waistcoat? Sleeveless vest? Are there buttons? Who the fuck knows? This chiaroscuro aesthetic is really charring my face. There’s a skirt, possibly a lace one.

But who cares when Willow’s hair is working this level of magic. She’s not a witch yet but she has cast a spell on me. That was bad. I’m tired.

Xander is blah. I don’t even care.

BUT THIS IS IT. This is the moment we’ve been waiting for. Buffy will get the greatest gift of all – Angel’s jacket.

She has to know she’s channelling Betty Rizzo right now.

Again, a dude is essentially marking his territory through fashion. Her swag now includes a necklace, bracelet and jacket. But honestly, this jacket is such a vast improvement on her previous brown nightmare scape I don’t mind that much. Also, Angel’s biceps are… look, it took me back to swoon town.

Outfit 4

The jacket is dazzling in the warm California sun. So is Willow’s hair. Is she matching her hair to her shirt? Should I do that?

Buffy’s dress is thumbs up. Giles is heart eyes smiley face.

Xander is sad face.

You may be asking, should Xander lose the shirt? Xander should not lose the shirt. To paraphrase Tim Bisley, he should burn it because if he loses it he might find it again.

Teen shows from Dawson’s Creek to Pretty Little Liars and the new series Riverdale (side note: Archie does NOT look like that in the comics) feature a trope that I find utterly appalling: the hot, young teacher who has a relationship with a student. Sorry, Pacey’s teacher (can’t remember the name), sorry Ezra Fitz, and sorry Ms Grundy – you’re all gross and inappropriate and should be arrested.

In Buffy, however, I do believe the message is that if a teacher invites you to their house, run away. similar to the mine subsidence commercials of my childhood in which Maury the Mole taught us about mine subsidence safety, if you see a totes inappropes teacher, don’t think they’re hot, run in the opposite direction and report your detection. Though the message is somewhat diluted by the fact that Buffy’s love interest is a centuries old vampire who was about twenty-six when he died.

Back to the real issues – the clothes!

Natalie French, casual teacher/monster/child predator, is not dressed like a teacher. Office manager maybe? She’s also wearing yellow eyeshadow. It may be yellow but it should be red. As in a red flag. I’m still tired. I couldn’t be bothered screen capping her outfits. Lots of black and white. Yellow eyeshadow.

Outfit 5

Dark. So dark. I see a rushed ponytail – the fringe has been scooped up in the madness and is trying to escape. Pants? Boots? Some sort of jacket?

While Buffy is tangling with a vampire who has what looks like a huge fork for a hand all I can think is, ‘wait – is that brown corduroy?’

Ms French has a good coat. But also she’s disgusting.

Outfit 6

Confirmed spiky headband sighting. It’s… look, I could never use them properly. I kept missing spikes all of the time.

When would scientists discover that nude t-shirt bras are best for white t-shirts? And when would we discover colourful bras look sick as hell under white t-shirts? Sex and the City I believe was 1998. So it’s a coming. It’s a coming.

I like the cropped shirt. I… don’t like the pants. And again – I would have gone with an Adidas Superstar. Cos y’all know.

And much like Backstreet, Angel’s jacket is back. Look, she wears it a lot. And why wouldn’t she? It’s amazing. And gifted to her by an amazing looking dude who is an inappropriate match and very unhelpful in the fight against evil.

What’s Cordelia been up to, apart from discovering the headless corpses of Biology teachers? Wearing hideous clothes!

What is this hellscape? I do like the shoes. But this dress can return from whence it came.

This is the outfit Buffy saves the day in. She rescues Xander from the praying mantis who’s a preying on vulnerable teens (again, I’m tired) and there’s some hijinks with bat sonar recordings and Giles’ personal memos. Hooray!

Outfit 7

JACKET. HAIR. LOVE.

Outfit 8

This one’s a real keeper. I enjoy the white, pink, olive combo. Would I wear the olive pants? Oh yeah, nah? But the white shirt looks great with the pink cardigan. I’m here for it. I was definitely there for it.

The eggs still lingering in the classroom remind me of these Jurassic Park toys that looked like the eggs from the movie and when you opened them they had a little dinosaur figurine inside. I used them for a Jurassic Park diorama I made in primary school. God, I love Jurassic Park. I might watch it now. No. I need to go to bed.

In summary, child predators are gross whether they’re actually shapeshifting insects or not, Xander is not that stylish, Buffy is mostly stylish, and Willow is stylish as hell.

Et voila, friends! We made it through Teacher’s Pet! In the next episode Buffy dates a guy! And wears at least one cute dress! Also the Master is back! And we’re introduced to the series’ first super annoying child actor! Exclamation Marks!

Until next time, Slayerettes.

#Buffy The Vampire Slayer #buffy #buffy summers #Buffyverse #Buffy style #buffy fashion #buffyfashions #fashion #style #television #angel #giles #willow #xander #cordelia #David Boreanaz #Sarah Michelle Gellar #alyson hannigan

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