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alchemicaladarna · 2 months

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I like how back then, the worst fate your cubitos could suffer is getting kidnapped

And then everyone realized they could make their audiences suffer if they just kill their cubitos

"GIRRLLLL GETTING KIDNAPPED IS SOOO LAST SEASON HOW ABOUT TRYING THE NEW TREND OF DYING?? 🙄💅"

#qsmp #for all legal purposes this is a joke #and ye im coping well abt bad dying today how bout u? 😭👍

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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year

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you, a bio student: bone marrow

me, an intellectual (and maths student): ✨b o n e s a u c e ✨

@mrunmione @impossible-ozzie @merapehlapyaarwaapasaagaya @sanskari-kanya @kuhuchan @why-dis-kolaveri-di @co-male-thot-enemy-of-the-state

i am sorry for any emotional damage caused due to this post.

#i like to think im hilarious #for all legal purposes this is a joke #shitposts #shanti ki ashanti suno #desiblr #desi shitposting

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attackingmidfielder · 4 months

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Stop posting Pedri posts I don’t have enough hands to like them all

#fc barcelona #barca #pedri #for all legal purposes this is a joke #please post more pedri

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onstoryladders · 2 years

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"its called kinnporsche not vegaspete!!!!!!!!!!" yes and tbh i don't understand why

#sorry i have vegaspete tunnel vision rn #for all legal purposes this is a joke #kinnporsche #kinnporsche series #kinnporsche the series #VegasPete

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sams-selfship-madness · 2 months

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WELP. GUESS IM DYING

#for all legal purposes this is a joke

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mykatsudon · 2 years

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Ice adolescence has taken so long my bare minimum wish is no longer a visible kiss I now expect to see a 3 minute long explicit Victuri sex scene

#for all legal purposes this is a joke #yoi #victuri #ice adolescence

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red-faced-wolf · 1 year

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Me, listening to 80’s synth driving high around town

#for all legal purposes this is a joke

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shinylights · 6 months

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can we start throwing shoes at politicians again?

#for all legal purposes this is a joke

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shittygaypornmagazine · 1 year

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"you're in trouble" they said. "flee the country" they said. "like right now" they said. but they don't understand that I don't have enough space in the suitcase for my IKEA shark and this is a problem.

#/j but also /srs #but you know #actually #for all legal purposes this is a joke #a huge joke even

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shanti-ashant-hai · 1 year

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guys if bananas are 60% similar to humans genetically, why doesnt human flesh taste good in a smoothie?

@chartreuse-blood @remen-nyoodles

#for all legal purposes this is a joke #im not actually a psychopath im joking #(but id also like to know the answer)#shitposts #cursedblr #desiblr #shanti ki ashanti suno

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onstoryladders · 2 years

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vegaspete discourse is so stupid. it’s very simple actually. yes the ‘prisoner falling in love with their captor’ trope is toxic and romanticizes abuse. but not when vegaspete does it. what’s not clicking?

It's only bad when the straights do it, why is this so difficult to understand? TOXIC GAYS RIGHTS!

#for all legal purposes this is a joke #but also i believe in toxic gays supremacy #sometimes you just need to simp for a very evil and mentally unstable man with an inferiority complex and a oet hedgehog #and that's okay #kinnporsche #vegaspete

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taechnological · 2 years

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Hobi doing the woah and smacking seokjin's butt, the white house really do be just another house when you're Jung hoseok

and if hobi smacks joe's butt next then what

#for all legal purposes this is a joke #ask sae #ask taechnological

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narcissos · 1 year

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kass is still being deadbeat somewhere while his kids hold the entire village down i see