#for legal purposes this is half a joke

[snail-is-wired]

They make fun of girls with low self esteem (read: fat, poor, etc.) for dating guys who are considered shitty and low class but have you considered pretty, "nice" boys are also shitty and look at me like I'm garbage

#like. the assholes like me #until they don't #yes they may have 3 felony charges and face tattoos and addiction but theyre nice to *me* #for legal purposes this is half a joke #also guys from middle class/upper middle class homes are the ones I have the *worst* experiences with like #the guy from the trailer park with felonies and drug issues might be a dick but he knows it #trevor from the suburbs thinks he's God's gift to earth

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

vote for codywan and I’ll give you a free dime bag of mëthamphetämine or a bump of côke

#will also exchange half assed handies or sloppy blowies for a vote for codywan #this post is a joke do not @ me #Mr. or Mrs. FBI agent this post is satire #for legal purposes this is a joke #sw salt #codywan gang assemble we’re giving back alley handies in the name of codywan

[etapereine]

was primož’s parting gift his curse of crashing all the time or

#this is JOKE for legal purposes but jfc can these guys get some better luck #like half the team crashed today every time i opened up the updates it was another one of them 😭😭 #cycling lb

[philophobic-paracosm]

alright who the fiddly diddly fuck let this man give her six fingers and five toes that is an irresponsible amount of appendages

anyway its her

i was gonna draw a version of her with clothes on as well but somehow mr sam fennah managed to make a character that is an absolute bitch to draw so obviously i did the most courageous thing an artist can do and gave the hell up

im expecting her at my door shortly to strangle me and use my guts as a new scarf and if she does not arrive i wont be mad but i will be very disappointed

(watch satellite city and buy amygdala on february 15th if you havent ok do it do it now)

#lucy lacemaker #satellite city #satellite city fanart #i like her absolutely massive nostrils #green flag trait for realsies #drawing this made me remember why i draw in thick lineart #PLEASE CLICK FOR QUALITY #i did not fuckin bust my ass on this for tumblr to half ass the quality alright i will actually hunt someone down swear to god #for legal purposes that is a joke #saving my money to buy amygdala because i need that damn book on my shelves #“whats amygdala?” my friends ask #“ohoho” i say “allow me to introduce you” #and then 30 seconds in they change the subject and im reminded of my place in the world #anyways ahem ahem #yeah art #here you go mr sam i hope you enjoy #idk if he has a tumblr but i am too socially anxious to put it in the discord lmao

[grace--le--domas]

wdym I have to pay 400 dollars in taxes I swear to got adulthood is some bulllshit I tell you it is bull. shit.

#400 dollars to experience casual racism #make it make sense dude #for legal purposes this is a joke #(half joking) #I wanna be a girl again #cancel being an adult #I barely got to be a child and now I gotta pay more to be a member of society imma throw handsss

[abysskeeper]

Me attempting to understand the Gale and Mystra timeline:

Are we pretending Mystra didn't die for ~100 years, Larian? Did the Spellplague happen? The Second Sundering had to have happened, right? So...we're saying Gale is 21 at most? Is that where we're at?

I just want to talk, Larian. Open the door, I just wanT TO TALK--

#don't mind me #bg3 #bg3 gale #for legal purposes this is a joke #BUT if anyone has an answer that would help greatly #even if that answer is just that EA made more sense #it's really not that much of an issue #just playing a nearly 200 year old elven wizard as his LI means I want to know some things #like if she lived through the spellplague and spent half her life #most of her formative years learning magic #without mystra

[margaetyrell]

do you ever follow someone and you’re like... what does it take for you to follow me back. bestie i like all your posts, share the same ideas, you’ve reblogged my stuff before, we are even mutuals in law! you no longer can pretend you don’t notice me!!! i consider you a part of my tumblr family and you just act like i’m a joke, why

#for legal purposes this is a joke #but also. part true #or maybe half. well mostly true. but also a joke. bu- #pt

[possets]

current theories why zhongli and baizhu acted like they don't know each other in that archon quest

there's social taboos surrounding the discussion of death and funerals in china so likewise in liyue so they pretend to be strangers to avoid talking about how they know each other

they're having an affair

they just don't talk about it for business reasons

zhongli is senile

straight up it was a retcon

#half this list a joke for legal purposes #❪ ⠀ 🐍 ⠀ ┆ fruit cup ( complimentary ). ╱ ooc.

[cld-n]

collective iq of harry + his echo chamber gotta be under 100 surely

#for legal purposes this is a joke #but i’ll make it half a joke to fit a narrative sure

[withoutawar]

group verse where only the mod knows who all the skrull!players are and the people playing skrulls have to simm their muse properly except for a few missing ingredients and everyone has to figure out on their own who they can trust 

#idk why I’m obsessed with skrulls atm #this isn’t even a Steve blog anymore half my threads are a Steve!skrull muse that’s taking a life of their own #ooc * for legal purposes this is a joke. #basically mafia if u guys play that

[shiozoku]

you guys. EVERYONE. EVERYONE. FUCKING BE QUIET

DANGANRONPA DESPAIR TIME

TIME!!!??????

CLOCK?!?!!!!!!

EDEN

Fuckifn AAAAAAA

/hj

#this is a half joke #I WAS ANALYZING NAMES FOR MY OWN FANGAN #and then I thought hUh i wonder what DRDT would be #AND THEN #I SAW #IT FUCKING SAYS TIME #WHY WOULD THEY ADD THAT IN. HUH #ok ok for legal purposes this is a Joke #but STILL #AAAAAAA

[bumblingbee1]

It's pretty fucking sad how none of the CODZ characters made it to me a Magnificant Bastard. In TVTropes, Call Of Duty has its very own section of Magnificent bastards through the entire franchise, and none of the CODZ characters made it? Not even legendary Samantha Maxis herself or even Richtofen? Weak.

#bee babbles #for legal purposes this is a half joke

[tohelpmecopewithanything]

Realized on the way to rehearsal last night that I had only eaten chips and guac and I wasn’t really hungry. I also hadn’t had any coffee. I forced myself to eat at midnight when I got home even though I still didn’t feel that hungry.

but wow breakup really said use your ed to cope…

#we restricting again baybeee #only half on purpose #haha i’m in danger #for legal reasons this is a joke

[orcelito]

i got this like. acacia wood platter w/ leather handles on the side, about a foot and a half in diameter. they were gonna throw it out at work but it looked so NICE so i stuffed it in my backback (it BARELY fit) & then took it home

so now i have this fancy wood platter and i have No idea what im supposed to do with it

#speculation nation #to be fair i also have a giant metal pot from work that i Also have no idea what to do with #it. is being used as dumbbell storage (for dumbbells that i Do Not Use) #i put the platter on the table and im just like. lookin at it like. what the Fuck are u gonna do #idfk man but it sure does look nice. barely even used. mine now. #add it to the collection of Random Items Taken From Work #including a mini fake bouquet. TWO teal wash rags. a dog on a stack of books statue. and a set of male and female bathroom signs #i still need to do smth with those signs lol i literally stole them and then had a whole horrible life time and so they just #theyre still sitting on my table in the baggy i snuck them out in. idfk #oh did i say steal i mean liberated. they werent getting used so theyre mine now #just like i liberated the dog and the towels #the bouquet was gonna b tossed AS was the pot AND the platter #so only HALF of these r me stealing- ahem- liberating from work #for legal purposes this is all a joke #lksdjflskdfj ok REALLY it's just lil things that arent missed. im giving them a home. getting rid of the clutter at work #god knows we threw out SO much shit today. me taking a pair of signs that have no use there anymore is not evil by any means #and i really need to find a good use for them. i own a pair of male and female bathroom signs and i NEED to use them for smth hilarious

[lskennedy98]

if anyone needs me i will be pounding sudafed and ibuprofen for the next 48-72hrs

#ignore me lmao #literally every single time someone else comes home with the sniffles i get a full blown sinusitis flare up #half the time i end up with a sinus infection #as in rn #my face fuckin HURTS #for legal purposes this post is a joke

[captaindreamcicle]

i have this intrusive thought every other day like- if i snort my focalin will it hit my brain faster??

#for legal purposes this is a joke #i would never abuse my medication like that #i forget to take it half the time 💀