#for older/fictional dudes

[h0tdog-water]

okay so i have a new blog bcs i lost the email to my other lmao. but it’s fine bcs that blog had a lot of trolls and crap. hey there y’all i’m madison and i use she/they pronouns. i like art, spider-man, horror movies, snakes, & 80’s teen movies. ngl wish that was all but alas it’s not so here’s a few things you should know about me/this account.

-since i refuse to move on from years old fandoms a lot of my posts are gonna be about both It (2017) & It Chapter 2 (2019) bcs my adhd rat brain refuses to let go of the clown movies.

-if ur homophobic, transphobic, racist, antisemitic, sexist, a map (google it), or anything else that wants to hurt people or believes other people don’t deserve human rights, please stay the fuck away from me. harassment will get you banned.

-I am asexual but don’t think that stops me from being down bad for fictional men lmao.

-cw for some sexual themes, language, and some mildly disturbing stuff.(trigger warning will be given on a post by post basis.)

-i’m not showing my face/body due to self image issues so any photos you see ARE NOT ME. please don’t ask for photos of me, that’s fucking weird bro.

-if something is reblogged/reposted i’ll attempt to credit as best as i can.

-my asks are open but i have the right to ignore any weird or hateful asks/dms.

if i can think of anything else i’ll come back and edit this post but for now that’s all folks.

#i mainly came back to the hellsite #so i could yell about my feelings #for older/fictional dudes #and have people AGREE #introductory post #intro post #introducing myself #pinned intro

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I’m going to make you find out that your old friend who you miss but stopped talking to and grew apart from years ago is wildly more successful than you and realize with sadness that you’re jealous rather than happy for her like you would have been in the old days

#almost poetry #dude she graduated with her bachelors at 19 I’m so proud of her but also I’m a year older and stuck in uni for 2 more years #AND on top of that I have fictional evil scientists instead of a partner #and it makes me feel like a total fuckin failure #I have bad news for everyone: I am NOT secretly skilled at social things or artistic things. I am bad at it all #I run a tumblr blog for threats but like 40% of the threats are actually just me complaining about circumstances #I am not secretly some kind of wizard at anything other than maybe being annoying

[420technoblazeit]

i keep seeing people make the argument that hobie's WAY older than gwen and pavitr despite the fact that they're all really close friends in the movie. and i get that there's no canon established age for him in atsv yet but let's be honest. it's because he's black and miles is 'less threatening' than him isn't it

#this is a hot take but hey if youre white. check urself rn. because i can see him being an older teenager but some ppl are saying 20s WHY #would that make any sense considering gwen is like 16 dude cmon. like this feels weird can we stop trying to cancel ppl over a #fictional character without an established age who is stated in the comics to be a teenager anyway #across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #hobert brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #atsv #discourse #the pig squeals

[collectiveclams]

The best part about having an older sister who is a competitive powerlifter is sending her scenes of ppl in media lifting then having her judge them.

#ninjago #master wu #clam speaks #dude she’s the best older sister #i can send her random science questions & she can answer and also have her judge the shit outta fictional portrayals of lifting #i love her so much #h*omestuck #<< twin said this should be my tag for when I post E rating ppl’s forms #and I laughed so much at the suggestion I couldn’t not

[gideonisms]

rotating john in my mind today. his longing for destruction vs his desire to live vs his deep regret vs his justifications for everything he does. Making himself god and then being slutty about it. guy of all time

#thinking about various fictional guys today & realized i hate ni*ll lynch way more despite the fact that he's like. a better dude #one day i will finish greyw*ren #the problem is when maggie s. invents an older man and has him justify himself i simply don't care #this is the problem i had with bryde too. respect to bryde enjoyers but every time he spoke i thought i'm too homosexual for this #homosexual in the wrong direction for him #i fully am bi i just become heterophobic when faced with an older man i'm clearly supposed to think is hot who simply doesn't have flavor #they just aren't john gaius. they simply do not have the range

[that-wizard-oki]

Would it be so wrong if I said the Mantises from Khrysalis are kinda sexy

#bugs in real life can die but fictionally? i am a fan #i think the fact that they are all. women (except for those older mantus dudes i think??). is also very sexy of them. #i may be wrong. i could have definitely completely blocked out any other male mantises from my brain. #oki says a thing

[padfootastic]

One of my favorite semi-crack headcanons is that Narcissa actually does look like her relatives, she’s got naturally black hair and gray eyes, but she initially started wearing glamor charms/charms to change the color after the war to avoid the number of people giving her suspicious looks for her resemblance to two notorious Death Eaters and her husband who’d only avoided a conviction through Ministry ineptitude and legit everyone suspects him of lying or also lied but knows the truth, but then she just fell into habit of doing this (and uses relatively permanent charms. They can be undone, but they don’t need to be constantly reapplied). Bella escapes from prison and says “what the hell happened to your hair—and your eyes” straight away, first thing she says to her sister after over a decade; Narcissa shrugs and says looking like her convicted criminal cousin and sister wasn’t winning her any favors, better swing the opposite direction to see if that helps. Andromeda, who looks like Bella’s twin, still got suspicious looks but marrying a Muggleborn and having his kid went a long ways toward making people trust her; she has a scathing commentary on her sister deadass changing her appearance to try to dodge the DE allegations and it is one of the first things she says to Sirius after meeting him again. Draco genuinely cannot recognize younger photos of his mother and fully thinks this is her natural appearance; he gets a nasty shock when he learns otherwise and he only discovers the truth because Rabastan was telling his sort of nephew stories of what they all used to be like and found a photo album that had their old pictures. Rabastan watches the kid stare at 16 year old Narcissa Black with her little cousins at her side—all three looking near identical and laughing together—and wonders if he broke the kid and if so, can he fool Narcissa into thinking he didn’t play a role in this; he sadly decides he can’t and frantically tries to calm Draco down, because if Narcissa doesn’t hex him into next year, she’ll just tell Bella and Bella most certainly will. Sirius once saw a recent photo of Cissy and choked on his breakfast, pre-seeing Andy again, asking who the hell that woman was because it sure isn’t his cousin. Upon the younger lot confirming that’s just how she looks now, he hollers for Tonks to go get her mother, Sirius needs to find out what the hell her sister is up to. This is the first time the younger kids meet Andromeda and she makes a hell of an impression

ok but why is this actually hilarious lmao

i think i’ve seen something adjacent to this in a fic where someone (sirius?) makes a crack ab narcissa partially dying her hair blond a la the movies to try and fit in better w the maggots and the thought is honestly too funny.

some teenage girls get a tattoo of their bfs, some teenage boys carve their crush’ names into their hands, and narcissa black permanently colors her hair blond and staunchly stands by that decision well into her adult years (while resolutely cursing her fair skin for betraying her embarrassed flush)

#narcissa malformed #bro that was supposed to be malfoy duh but typo changed it and this is funnier????? #also. the carving name thing is real and happened to a friend of mine #funniest thing? mf spelled her name wrong 😭😭 #people r wild #especially those who think they’re in love #i fully believe narcissa was the kind of teenage girl who made lucius her entire personality #bc like. i imagine them to have an age gap. and a teen girl w an older dude?????? bruh. the way they internalise that shit #unreal #sad irl but v v funny in fiction #pen’s asks

[junotter]

sometimes researching for avatar redesigns has you 6 layers deep into the Japan's Meiji era allies wiki

#im trying to mess with some of the stuff that feels weird about the ways the fire nation is depicted idk #like i do not feel optically it is good for like them to be so heavily based on japan's imperialist actions #while dressed in clothes that come from places japan colonized #but i dont want it to just be solely japanese though i did draw zuko and azula in hakama but its largely cause i wanted to draw hakama #and like the only place with strong japanese influence being kiyoshi island and my own frustration with the modern day samurai depiction #i think fundamentally it isnt a choice that had as much thought as i am putting in put into it but it does raise an eyebrow for me #anyway i think keeping the thai influence is fine despite the brief invasion japan had into thailand due to thailand then allying with japa #and further allying with the axis due to allying with japan #ugh and ive been told not to think this much about it because its fiction but its also fiction so so so heavily based on real places #and when you base fiction on real cultures you fall into some unintentional pitfalls #i also fucking hate the royal fire nation robes they look so meh and the most costumey out of everything in the show #they look like heavy blankets despite being a supposedly hot nation #theres ways to have heavy robes (heian era japan) but they look like i make them out of fleece and velvet blankets #back to kiyoshi island i think the really only aesthetically japanese reference in the show being an island of noble warriors is lame #plus over done #it feels like nowadays theres a lot of people who get all whiney about people saying fire nation is based off japan #but like dude the creators in the comics and korra like go even more into the japanese influence and clearly it was the original intentions #also i do think you could do some pretty interesting world building by having say there be an older cultural influence on kiyoshi island #from the fire nation especially if the place is established as a central port area then you tie in some okinawan or even hawaiian reference #and gives an explanation that makes sense to why kiyoshi stands out from the rest of the earth kingdom you have long term cultural trading #and it establishes interesting relationships even pre kiyoshi time thereby drawing back onto some real historic references #cause for awhile ryukyu china and japan used to be this trading triangle which could explain some of these various influences going on #i think you can get a really interesting harmony when you create the fire nation out of a mix of japan and thailand #i mean both have these floating buildings due to living on some pretty wet lands and theres harmony in that mix #god i did see one person go like “fire nation is more based on china because theres a lot of red and red is important in china” #my brother in christ red is also important in japan #red is important in like many many asian cultures #i mean of course a lot of that importance stems from china and cultural exchange with china but idk kinda silly to say with your whole ches #like if you want to bring china in then the dragons are the biggest thing like sure some mythos has dragons in japan #but a lot of those comes from china in some way

[phykoha]

People who want to f future Lee: your taste in men is Bastard™️

People who like Raphie: how are those daddy issues going?

Oh shit guys, how you feel gettin called out?

#blah blah blah #inbox answer #hea au #me when im both jdjfjdjf #i say as an aroace #fictional people >>>>> real people #fictional older men are just my thing dude jsjfjdjjf

[jackals-ships]

y'know it's hilarious since i tend to fall for more dude characters there's a part of me that's worried im somehow faking my attraction to + interest in women

then i see a butch and it's like OH. HI SAILOR-

#jackals barks #i love femmes too but butches........esp older butches....... barking softly and cutely #it's funny i fall for Fictional Dudes more often but Irl Ladies more often? #i say fall also in a like. 👀👀👀 kind of way bc yanno. atypical attraction

[bucketboat]

Booktok has gone too far we need to reclaim bikers & mafia dudes for the BEARS. For the HAIRY. OVERWEIGHT. PROBABLY BALDING GUYS.

#rev ur Harleys #nah but fr the biker dudes I know in my life are all like. 40+ men who wear like #full sets of fully patched & decked out leather #your little motor sports bike is gonna ripped to shreds under the wheel of the typical biker’s bagger. #it’s over for you #fully grey/white hair #almost always covered by a bandana #& the mafia stuff is just me being petty #idk I like organized crime in fiction becuase it’s cool to imagine how that changes the pysche of somone #& also the og mafia dudes were typically big fat guys #also older #big ass ramble #my point is WE NEED MORE BEARS

[emeraldcreeper]

I hate how being 23 means that any woman in your extended family or near you that is your age-ish has a fiancé,,,,, like girl,,,,,, ur brain ain’t cooked yet, I haven’t kissed, or held hands romantically yet,,,,, and you’ve got fiance??????? Engaged to be wed???? And I, a spinster, am still fucking around and not even considering dating??????

#it’s okay they’re baptist #I mean my older cousin she’s 26 this year and has a kid #I’m over here #pushing fictional old men’s faces togther and saying now kith #and understanding my brain ain’t cooked yet #my I don’t know what my aunts other niece who’s a couple months younger than me #like the alt universe me it’s weird how alike we are on total accident #she’s fiancéd #I don’t feel bad about this I quite literally don’t care #I’ve not peaked yet #my peak is age 35 at the earliest #I’m gonna be a hot older butch #that’s when I peak when I can look like the stereotypical older butch lesbian #I’m just like baffled at how like #easy it is to be heterosexual in the south #I’ve seen one butch woman in Arkansas #my first win of is that a butch woman or a wildly feminine looking guy I just thirsted after #I always lose when I go ooooh then oh that’s definitely a cishet dude #anyway if anyone wants to stoop to my level and fiancé me with or without the gendered extra e thanks France for the word #I’m here I’m single as fuck #doesn’t help I’m not out to my family except my mom #I mean my oldest cousin is similarly not dating if you don’t count his best boyfriend I mean platonic bestie #I’m kidding he’s just never dated a girl like I’ve never dated a guy #so it’s getting clearer he’s probably dating his friend

[lux--nova]

I feel like lin manuel miranda became the new john green

#once beloved content creator praised for their art all over tumblr among other places #now mocked for the same works people used to lose their shit over #slightly out of touch older dudes who gained followings of largely teen girls #although im not sure if john green ever did anything actually problematic aside from write cringey ya fiction #hes been on youtube for 1.5 decades so theres prob something there #but lin manuel miranda is def more actually problematic imo #hes like the evolved version of john green #and he doesnt even love the taste of cock

[biteapple]

i remember as a young child one of my grandpas gave me a ring on my birthday and after the fact my dad had to tell me that the ring was actually promised to my other cousin (it was meant to be for grandpa's firstborn grandson and he had a shitload of grandchildren and in his old age he got confused and gave it to me) so i had to give it to my other cousin later on, but i was sad and i kept the ringholder (it had a tag written that was addressed to me). but its funny that i AM a boy now

#i would've still had to give it to him in the fiction of this because he WAS still older than me #but. give me back my ring im a dude now. lol

[violettierre]

OH COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#WHYYYYYYYYYYYY #i'm trying to stop falling for villains dude #i have a feeling it's a canon event #i really didn't want my Shio to be the villain tho #it's not too late to make him misunderstood older brother #leave the miserable part tho #it's kinda hot when it comes to fictional characters

[letsriddlemethislucifer]

#me @ myself: STOP SIMPING OVER THE IMAGE OF HISAO DOING THAT HE'S AN OLD KITSUNE #also me @ me: I'll never learn my lesson older fictional dudes are HOT