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paskuda-lynx · 9 months
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Now this is the weird cartoon I'd watch.
There would be some very questionable humor, screaming (and i kinda really miss Hunter's screeches from the second season. He was GREAT while raising his voice, no matter what anybody can say about it being annoying), grotesque episode scenarios, cool uniforms and much else!
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stephicness · 7 years
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DAS ALOT OF WORDS -- Stephic Previews
So... I realized just how many writings I started, but never got around to finishing. It’d be cool to share them with you guys, but also to get an idea on what you think I should finish? Maybe help me bounce some ideas around too? c: It’ll help me knock out a few things in my files, so definitely have a look and let me know what you think/what you’d be interested in seeing me continue!
Here we go with previews galore! (Also to compensate for the fact that I’ve been tagged in alot of preview tag games. OOPS.)
Read below for the previews~
Numb -- Ardyn Izunia x Ravus Nox Fleuret Genre: Angst, Romance, Drama, Tragedy Plot: Ravus survived the fall after Iedolas and his daemons attempt to execute the high commander. But when Ravus attempts to recover from the fall, a familiar face approaches him with a way out. Notes: An alternative dialogue to Chapter 13, Verse 2. Dialogue-based. Ardyn is almost not as bad as he seems. Almost. Rejection hurts, doesn’t it?
The fall made his limbs feel numb, a weight so heavy upon his body that left him trapped in his place on the ground. Consciousness wavered, threatening to darken and force his vision to fade completely. Breath grew heavy as he tried to stabilize his well-being. He attempted to force himself to rise once more, but shaking arms refused to lift himself up, to raise his blade once again. Only the sound of rattling metal against the ground from the blade and the magitek prosthetic could mingle with the pained breaths desperately clawed their way from his lungs. Dammit…
He refused to clash with his body as his arms collapsed back down at their sides again. It seemed as if his own vessel betrayed him, refusing to move until some recovering was given after the onslaught of Aldercapt’s true nature. Daemons… Far direr than the Astrals had foretold and far more dangerous… Arrested for crimes against the empire and Iedolas’s impatience in obtaining the ring from Lunafreya and Noctis, Iedolas would lash out at whomever stood in his way to obtaining the power of the Crystal. The ex-commander was among one of those obstacles, hindering him from taking the ring from its rightful thing. And as far as Iedolas knew, he had plummeted to his death. At least, he could only hope that Iedolas still thought that. He needed to move and escape this blasted area. To find Noctis and return what had been taken. Lingering here would only condemn him to death much faster than he anticipated…
How Amusing! -- A Fantasy Dad Simulator Story Genre: Comedy Plot: Going to Moogletopia was a good idea at the time, but it seemed like the Fleuret kids were suffering more than anything. Notes: Inspired by the FFXV x Dream Daddy headcanons. Features OC children for Ravus (the Fleuret kids). Uncle Ardyn takes the kids to Moogletopia and has more fun than the kids do.
“If I have to ride the Tea Cups one more time, I’m going to seriously vomit.” Her face seemed to tell the entire story as she sat on the park bench. Lips were firmly pressed together, the corners turned downward into a frown while eyebrows remained furrowed as a glare fixated itself on the ground. She was paler than usual as she let out paced breaths to soothe her jumbled-up stomach. Even if she prided herself in being braver than her lazy brother, she never did handle rides that spun well. Damn this motion sickness. “That ride is everything I hate about the world...”
“A spinning prison with manic laughing in the background? Yup. Everything for sure.” The younger boy leaned back on his arms, head hanging back as he stared up at the sky. So much noise around them all, and it didn’t seem to let up as the day progressed through. Guess that was the unfortunate thing about being out in a place like this – people left in right, children crying, the like. This was worse than the day he had offered to babysit the Amicitia newborns. And those two little assholes were loud. He let out a groan, holding up his phone as a frown crossed over his lips. “How long have we been here…?”
“Six hours, fifty-six minutes, and some number of seconds. Any chance we can go home yet?”
“Not until the fireworks show.”
“And when’s that?”
He lifted his phone back up again to check. “Another hour or two…”
“Fuckin’ hell…“
Animals -- Gladiolus Amicitia x Ravus Nox Fleuret Genre: Romance, NSFW Plot: Sometimes, the Fleuret vs Amicitia sparring matches can get quite heated. Notes: A REALLY NSFW writing. Rivalmances galore! Probably has alot of kinky things in it. Maybe.
Damn… Even though he didn’t want to admit it, Ravus found himself struggling to keep up with his opponent. Open areas and clearings were one thing to fight in, but in such a closed-quarter space such as the woods, Ravus was finding himself in a bigger predicament than he anticipated as he attempted to evade each attack from the massive blade that slashed at him. No matter where Ravus tried to dodge, that sword would easily cleave through it all as if they were nothing more than sheets of paper. It was a challenge, but one that he would have to force himself to endure as he ducked through the thicket of trees with his opponent following in suit.
“What’s wrong, Ravus? Aren’t you usually the one telling me not to run?”
Ravus gritted his teeth as he quickly ducked into cover behind one of the larger trees, listening carefully as heavy footsteps had stopped nearby to search for the commander. This was bad… Running will only get him so far, and it would be demeaning to continue to retreat from his opponent. And yet, if he fought, this forest would be considerably damage, and he would only struggle to continue to fight as he avoided not only his opponent, but the environmental hazards already there or being made by the enemy. He swore under his breath, hoping that nobody heard the profanity that escaped from him. He’d have to come up with a better tactic. Something that could disorient this behemoth of a man and allow him his victory.
Devour -- Ardyn Izunia x Ravus Nox Fleuret Genre: Romance, Horror, Drama Plot: When a monster assaults the castle, it’s up to the beloved prince to keep it distracted long enough to prevent it from going after the others attempting to flee from its destruction. Notes: A Dark Souls AU request. Features Ravus as Gwyndolin (kinda) and Ardyn as Aldrich the Devourer. Pretty triggering with body horror, choking, inappropriate touching, and... Well, he’s called the Devourer and all. Maybe NSFW because of horror?
He did all that he could. Even if he wished to do more, the most that was possible was simply aiding in the evacuation of his sister and the rest of the royal servants as needed. He would provide a line of defense until then, but for now, he simply wished that his sister remained safe – away from Tenebrae and far gone from what horrors would occur soon.
For at the doors of the throne room, a creature scraped at it, clawing its way against the wood as vile shrieks resonated in the air on the opposite side of the door. Monsters had already made it to the throne room, tearing through the defenses of Tenebrae castle and destroying whatever poor soul happened to cross paths with such a malevolent force. The prince hung his gaze, bowing his head with the golden headdress shining in the light for only a split moment before the doors burst apart and darkness spilled in. A foul smell flooded the air, the prince's stomach twisting with a nauseating feeling as the mixture of black slime and shadows crawled through the chambers in an eagerness towards the prince. The prince's eyes narrowed at the sight, a warped mess of bones and flesh mixed into the darkness itself. It seemed that the soldiers were no match for such a devastating monstrosity.
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