#gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

dilf bokuto w/ a breeding kink <<3

DILF. BOKUTO. BREEDING KINK.

really, he already had a slight breeding kink from his youth, but getting his ex wife pregnant three times?? skyrocketed the kink.

he doesnt do it with his one night stands, but if its someone that’s returning or if he gets in a serious relationship, he will beg ask them to let him cum inside. granted they’re on birth control of some kind.

absolutely obsessed with watching his thick cum seep out. after he cums, he always pulls out and spreads your legs and pussy lips so he can watch it come out. sometimes he’ll even fuck it back inside with his fingers, mumbling about how you cant waste his precious seed like that.

dilf!bokuto that, once in a serious relationship, considers asking if you’d want to carry his child. yes, he already has three kids that are adults, and he would be 70+ once the kid becomes a teen. but he wants it. yeah, he wants a kid with you, but more importantly, he craves the act of pumping you full of his cum every day (or multiple times a day) until you get nice and plump. all from him.

#BREEDING KINK BO #listen with balls like his. he needs to have a breeding kink #its the law <3 #watering.flowers #watering.bokuto #sprout.bokuto #bokuto smut #haikyuu smut #tw: breeding #my.gardeners #the.dilfs #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

dilf tsukkishima who fucks the babysitter, idk he just gives off those vibes 00:

oh for sureeeeee

the only one he sticks with, is his sweet babysitter.

coming home just as you've put the twins to bed, it's like your little arrangement. you stand by the sink, cleaning up the dishes from dinner while his hands come around your waist, the only intimacy with the tiniest hint of romance. he'll ask if the kids are in bed, and with your nod, he gets more feverish. humping his cock to your back, he groans lowly in your ear, teasing about how you're like his little temporary wife.

his hands clasped over your mouth while his cock drives deeper and harder into you, muffling the loud noises that want to escape your kiss-puffy lips. back nearly pushed against his chest, he'll murmur about how you're such a good slut, letting your employer use your cunt like this.

you're the only one he lets linger. not for personal reasons, but because he needs you to go check on the kids while he gets set up in his office. his cum seeping out of you and into your sweatpants, your panties sitting pretty in the pocket of his jeans. you'll get them back next time.

#im gonna fucking scream i could go on for days #watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut #my.gardeners #gardener.eden #tsukishima kei #the.dilfs #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

just sucking on bokutos big breeder balls 👍

i fuckin nskjsn slapped my knee at this YEAH

getting home from an away game was always.. interesting. bokuto never touched himself while he was away, forcing down any possible boners, reminding himself that it’d be much better to wait and cum for you, with you. so, once he gets home and his cock demands your attention immediately, it’s only natural to take him into the bedroom and have him sit down.

his balls seem more full this time, puffy and nearly drooping from the weight of his cum sitting inside, waiting. starting off with a few slow strokes to his cock, your lips and tongue soon meet his heavy balls, pressing your tongue between his testicles. he nearly shoots off the bed, overwhelmed and caught off guard by a long and drawn out moan, making you smile.

your hand continues stroking his cock, feeling the weight and throbbing skin while your mouth sucks in his balls, or at least tries to. it was a struggle to get both in, after all. sucking and slightly nipping at the sensitive skin, bokuto lets out the sweetest whines and begs, overwhelmed from the new sensation. you’d suck and play with his balls, yeah, but this time he was more sensitive. impossibly sensitive.

once he gets close, his cock jumps and bobs in your hand and against your forehead, balls puffing out more before clenching up, turning the skin into a more textured sensation, making you moan.

his thick, heavy cum lands in your hair, lips still happily sucking away at his balls. even when he goes soft again, you don’t come up, pressing your nose against the bottom of his cock and inhaling deeply, begging for him to let you continue sucking on the soft skin.

he, of course, says yes.

#BREEDER BALLS. BREEDER BALLS. #watering.flowers #watering.bokuto #sprout.bokuto #bokuto smut #haikyuu smut #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

tsukishima getting jealous 😧😧 so he stuffs you full of his cum in the bathroom <<3

yeesyesyesyes

includes mentions of bruising on skin!

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

the opposing team had been eyeing you ever since the sendai frogs had walked onto court, you standing a bit away to cheer on tsukishima. both the captain and setter of the opposite team had walked over before the game started to try and flirt with you, brushing the hair from your face and mumbling about how the two of them are sharing a bedroom and would love some company. visibly uncomfortable, you excuse yourself to the bathroom, hoping they’ll be back on the court when you return.

“why the fuck were they talking to you” a low voice spoke from behind you, spinning around and meeting tsukishima’s blank expression, the slightest hint of jealousy in his eyes and the twitch of his mouth.

“oh, they were just-”

“you’re mine.” he cut you off, pushing you into the bathroom and locking the door behind him, his lips quickly meeting your neck and sucking big, dark marks. not giving you time to think, he flips you around and pushes your body over the sink, flipping up your skirt and tugging your panties to your thighs. “only mine.”

his long cock sinks inside, pressing deep and he quickly sets a brutal pace, slamming his hips against yours. biting your lip to not squeal out with every thrust and scream his name, you claw at the sink to not move around too much.

“none of that, fucking let them hear you” tsukishima nearly snarls, pulling you up to press your back to his chest and forcing your lip out from between your teeth.

“kei, kei, kei, fuck! kei-” his name tumbles from your lips in a steady stream, forced out with each snap of his hips.

“good girl. gonna fill you up- fuck- pump you full of my cum” he grumbles in your ear, groaning and shuddering. his cock jumps and twitches inside of you, cum bursting out and painting your walls white. he milks himself dry along with the clenching of your walls, pulling out slowly and bending down to watch the small prickle of cum trying to seep out. “keep it in there.”

he pulls up your panties and presses a quick kiss to the back of your head, tucking himself back in his shorts and fixing his uniform, walking out of the bathroom. it’s a miracle he makes it back before the game starts, with you nearly limping after him.

#watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #sprout.tsukishima #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #tsukishima kei #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

i never see dilf tsukishima related things so thoughts on that 😧😧?

I HAD TO SIT UP PROPERLY FOR THIS ONE OKAY

dilf!tsukishima with twin toddlers and an ex wife. he's always grumpy and ends up going to the gym at least three times a week. all his youth of doing exercise made it hard to quit. not that he ever wanted to.

dilf!tsukishima that's only on dating apps to find some equally desperate person to hook up with. he doesn't have time for a new relationship.

but oh does he get laid. it's almost concerning. when the kids are with their mom, there's a new girl in tsukishima's bed nearly every night. not as an addiction or that he's a player. he just likes to stuff pussies full of cum and then send them on their way.

after trying to get his ex pregnant, he definitely developed a breeding kink and only hook up with people that will let him cum inside, granted they're on the pill. heavy degradation kink, impact play and loves to fuck in front of a mirror.

doesn't have a ton of experience when he enters the field after his divorce, but he's a quick learner. fucks fast and deep, will make you cum at least seven times before he ever considers filling you up. slender cock hitting all the deepest spots inside of you.

once he cums though, you're out the door. maybe you can get a glass of water but that's it. he doesn't want anyone lingering or feeling too comfortable in his space. besides, he's already setting up the hookup for the following day.

#I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL I CAN KEEP GOING #less dilf-y tbh i dont see him gaining weight even as he gets older #not that dilf = bigger lol #watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #sprout.tsukishima #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut #my.gardeners #the.dilfs #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

ahahahahha pegging tsukishima who’s really sensitive!!

ok listen im gonna add a mommy kink in here bc im just on that mommy kink brainrot rn im sorry bby

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

your fingers barely touch tsukishima’s weeping cock before he’s whining loudly. your thick strap filling him out and leaving his hole pink and puffy, his arms holding up his legs and keeping them spread. watching him get swallowed up by the pleasure is more than half of the fun.

“mmh can barely take it, can you, pretty? look at your cock, ‘s so hard and leaking all for mommy” your voice is soft, cooing and smirking when a sob nearly shoots out of his body, as if he didn’t have control over it.

“mommyyyy” tsukishima whines, biting his lip and trying to move his hips, needing you deeper. “please mommy, wanna cum”

“aaaw i know you do, wanna make a biiiig mess over mommy, don’t you?” a choked out sob and a moan is all you get in return. slowly rolling your hips and he tenses up, grabbing his legs tighter and throwing his head back. “so sensitive, think you can cum just from mommy fucking your slutty ass?”

a desperate nod is your confirmation and you smirk. slowly pulling your hips back, leaving only the tip of the strap inside before snapping in quickly and deeply. a loud moan tears from his throat and a single tear escapes the corner of his eye. perfect. your thrusts maintain that pace, slowly pulling out, letting him feel every vein and bump of the silicone, and snapping in harshly. his body jolts with each slam against his hips, his mouth falling open and breathing heavily.

“look at mommy” your sudden command doesn’t surprise him, his glossy eyes opening and looking down at you. “good boy, kei. you close? gonna cum for mommy?”

“y-yes, gonna... gonna cum for- hhng- for mommy” he slurs, spit flinging from his lips while he speaks, eyes threatening to roll back, only snapping open when your fingers pinch the inside of his thigh.

“go ahead, cum for mommy. make a pretty mess.” your permission was all he needed. his hips jump desperately, nearly humping the air while his eyes snap shut and cum bursts from his cock. the white liquid lands on his stomach and chest, nearly reaching his chin with the force of it. his mouth hangs open in a silent moan, legs shaking and balls twitching against your pelvis, having pushed the strap in completely.

you let him calm down for a moment before speaking again, “goood boy, made such a mess for mommy.” your hips shift, pushing the strap deeper and tsukishima opens his eyes lazily, blissed-out haze sitting deeper in his eyes. “why don’t you cum for mommy again”

#hehhehh i love mommy kink #watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #sprout.tsukishima #tsukishima kei #tsukishima smut #haikyuu!! #haikyuu smut #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #cw: pegging #tw: pegging #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

laughs maniacally, smacking tsukki in bed?

njskvnj he deserves to be slapped around a bit <3

“fuck- please” tsukishima’s panting breath fell on deaf ears as you continued riding him, nearly slamming your hips down on his. a cockring sitting snugly against the base of his cock, leaving him leaking pre-cum and heaving out dry orgasms while still remaining rock hard. the tiniest prickles of tears stung in his eyes while another orgasm tore through your body, squeezing him tightly and forcing out more slick, pooling against the cockring and splattering up to his neatly trimmed pubes.

“did i- haahh- say you could speak?” your words were harsh, gritted out and airy, still coming down from your high.

“p-plea-” a resounding smack cut him off, his head moving to the side with the force. a pink mark blooming on his cheek and your hand stinging, pushing down on his chest.

“toys don’t speak.” putting weight on every word and moving off his cock, it made him sob and nearly shake under you. a beautiful sight. “on your stomach, come on.”

reluctantly and carefully, tsukishima rolled over onto his stomach, pressing his sensitive cock against the soft sheets and his taut stomach. hands on his hips helps him up, putting his ass on display and leaving his cock hanging pathetically, free from any form of stimulation.

“i’m gonna give you 15, and you’re gonna count along, got it?” you hum, rubbing your hands over his ass and gripping the fat.

“y-yes. got it.”

several loud smacks fill the room, along with his choked sobs and whined counting. once at 15, you get off the bed, leaving him alone in there to think about what he did wrong.

#yes i want to use him as a toy no kinkshaming pls #watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #sprout.tsukishima #tsukishima smut #haikyuu smut #my.gardeners #cw: slapping #tw: slapping #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

ok ok lemme offer this as a rebuttal. switch akiteru w/ kageyama or sumthing?

this i can do baby <3

warning for cheating, exhibitionism and voyeurism 

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

“look at him, tobio. this is your doing” your heavy breathing gave you away, having tried to keep a straight face. but at the end of the day, dick is dick, even if it’s not one attached to your boyfriend, but to tsukishima kei.

“untie me.” kageyama snarls, eyes flickering between your face and tsukishima’s. you can’t see the last mentioned man, but by his tightening grip on your hips, you can imagine the usual smirk growing on his face. the same smirk that covered his face when you told him of your plan. tying kageyama and tsukishima fucking you on the bed in front of him, all because kageyama had decided to go around and flirt, hook up with and kiss other girls. karma is a bitch, and she shares the same name as you.

“nnhg fuuuck kei! mmh ‘s so big~" your moans nearly pornographic and exaggerated, gripping the sheets under you and arching your back even more, forcing tsukishima in deeper.

“that’s it, take a real man’s cock-” tsukishima grunts, leaning his body over yours and panting loudly, “-one that won’t sleep around”

his words made kageyama’s eyes shoot open. how did you know? his movements under the restraints make him more frantic, babbling out apologies.

“i-i’m sorry! baby i’m so sorry, please-”

“shut it. this is- ahh ngh fuck- me getting even” your orgasm hit as soon as you’d finished speaking, shaking violently and clenching tightly around tsukishima, forcing him to stop his movements. “nhhng fuck kei~ hhah apologize more, tobio. then we’ll be even.”

#watering.flowers #watering.tsukishima #watering.kageyama #sprout.tsukishima #sprout.kageyama #haikyuu #haikyuu smut #haikyuu!! #tw: cheating #cw: cheating #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

how jealous are you when it comes to ur selfships and other ppl flirting w them?

oh ok wait i’ll do a ranking jnsk

suga: 9/10 i would be so fucking in love with him and i can be. quite possessive and jealous (i dont act on it though dw) so ideally i would like for no one else to flirt with him pls (and i think he’d just be too polite to shut them down right away)

tsukki: mmh probably 7/10? his personality can be a bit.. harsh jnknfkv and i think he’d be quick to shut people down if they were to flirt with him. still would get very jealous and he’d make fun of me for it <3

bokuto: 8/10 i trust him but also bby boy can be so oblivious. but also i think he’s the kind to constantly babble about his partner so no one would really have the chance to flirt with him lol

atsumu: 10/10 ok again. i trust him. it’s just the sheer volume that’d make me jealous. and i think he’s loyal but also think it’s fun to tease me so he’d not accept their advances but also not reject them yknow?

yachi: 6/10 the lowest one just bc. babes. i know she’s gorgeous but she’s also anxious lmao and i feel like she’d be possessive too and not want to leave my side and just very quickly and politely shut down their advances

#rly i get so anxious and jealous so easily #its bad njskfjnk #potted.plants #my.gardeners #tulip does self shipping #tulip x tsukishima #tulip x sugawara #tulip x bokuto #tulip x atsumu #tulip x yachi #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

😧😧 tsukishima.. ushijima.. yamaguchi.. iwaizumi?

tsukisima, ushijima, yamaguchi, iwaizumi

#me @ suga nd bo <333 #pron.evening #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

who says ily first?

heheheheh

suga: i do. he says it back in 0.2 seconds

tsukki: i do. he doesn’t say it back, but pulls his phone out and texts it to me. he’s blushing

bo: he does. it’s after our fourth date. i say it back

atsumu: i do. he nearly cries before saying it back

yachi: she does. it’s an accident but she means it and i say it back right away

#poor tsukki wont be able to actually say it back but babes we'll work on it dw #tulip does self shipping #tulip x tsukishima #tulip x sugawara #tulip x bokuto #tulip x atsumu #tulip x yachi #potted.plants #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

first dates w/ your selfships?

WHEEEE YAYAYYYYYY

suga: we met in uni, and i mentioned wanting to go shopping for books. it’s where our first date is, browsing books and giving each other suggestions. afterwards we go to a café and then a movie, staying out way too late, neither of us wanting the day to end.

tsukishima: we meet at a museum. not the one he works at, but one he visits regularly and he gives me a tour and tells me about the exhibits and artworks. it’s an “unofficial” date, the first proper one being at a restaurant. ask me and the first date was the museum, ask him and it’s maybe the restaurant, or the movie i took him to on our fourth date.

bokuto: we meet on a dating app, and he brings me bowling on our first date. neither of us are good at it but we have so much fun and then we end up at mcdonalds, nearly staying until they close. he keeps buying fries so we don’t get kicked out.

atsumu: we meet at one of the msby games, bumping into each other in the lobby after the game. he takes me to a bar, feeling bad once he finds out that i dont drink but i assure him it’s okay. he can’t stay out too late, but we spend the whole night texting and calling, and don’t stop texting 24/7 until our next date.

yachi: we met through a mutual friend. she takes me on a picnic and we each cook and bake something for it. she makes sandwiches and a cake, i go for a pasta salad and cookies. we spend hours just sitting and talking once the food is all eaten, eventually strolling through the park, hand in hand.

#imsoftimsoftimsoft #waaaahhh thank u for asking this it made me so happy to write #potted.plants #my.gardeners #tulip does self shipping #tulip x tsukishima #tulip x sugawara #tulip x bokuto #tulip x atsumu #tulip x yachi #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

nah id turn into a pick me girl for tsukishima kei like “oh my god let’s compare hand sizes! omg urs is so much bigger than mine ahahahha!!” 😫

jesus fuck if that isn't me

"oh my godddd you're sooo tall!!! ahahahahha and you play volleyball?? you must be sooo strong *twils my hair*"

#ive said it once and I'll say it again. he could spit on me and I'd thank him #i should not be that whipped for that man #*sigh* #potted.plants #my.gardeners #IF YOU SAW ME PUT THE WRONG MUTUAL TAG NO U DIDNT #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

lmaoo american/white italians are so funny to me especially when people are like “you’re white” and they’re like.. “no i’m not i’m italian 😡”

pls its the dumbest fucking thing

yeah maybe your ancestors from the like 1800′s were from italy, doesn’t mean that you’re italian PLS

#just?? have you ever lived in italy? had an italian citizenship?? DONT SAY YOURE ITALIAN #and!!! italians are white!! ples #potted.plants #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

tropes you’d be w ur selfships?

realistically i think it’d be friends to lovers with all of them fnksjnk

#me trying to think of tropes #but like. friends to lovers is the superior trope #and also the only realistic one for me #either that or like. idk classmates to lovers #tulip does self shipping #potted.plants #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn

[blossomkoushi]

look at how pretty this cosplay is 🥰

NO BC I ACTUALLY SCREAMED JNKJFKSN

#FUCK THEY'RE SO PRETTY I FUCKING LVOE COSPLAYS IM SCREAMINGGGGGG #potted.plants #my.gardeners #gardener.saturn