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[imdoingsortagay]

Alright, alright! I’ve been wanting to send you a request but couldn’t come up with anything until now so hear me out…

Agatha making reader hump/grind against something while she watches- a pillow, Agatha’s thigh, whatever- so they can be allowed to cum. But Agatha keeps making comments and saying shit that make reader laugh despite themselves and they loose momentum- over and over again. And they are INSANELY frustrated because they are essentially being edged but are still laughing because, well, Agatha’s infuriatingly funny! And make no mistake- reader is PISSED. (Think like when someone is tickling you but you’re angry/not in the mood but you still can’t help but laugh). So really reader is just suffering this new form of goofy ahh edging while Agatha’s being an evil pos >:3 Sort of fluffy and smutty ig lmao 😭

smut below the cut 18+ ni minors below

warnings: thigh riding, Mommy!Agatha

" Someone like their mommy watching be naughty," Agatha says as she kisses your neck.

" like when you watch," you moan out, happy for the relief she gave you after an especially busy day helping your girlfriend with her errands around town. She had also been in a silly mood, pulling all sorts of jokes out of her that you didn't think she had in her.

So many dirty jokes that she'd whisper in your ear which made you both giggle with delight but also made you wet at the same time while Agatha smiled like nothing happened.

The moment that both of you got back home, Agatha used her magic to bring the both of you into your shared room, wasting no time in getting naked before Agatha pulls you a heated kiss.

" If you don't cum right now bunny, Mommy will treat you like the sweet princess you are,".

" mommy being with you is like gardening outside," she tells you as you slowly start grinding, confused as to where she's going with her little comment.

" I'm getting down and dirty with my hoes," she tells you before you start to giggle a bit at her joke. You aren't the bit surprised that she was in a silly mood but what you did not think she'd do is bring it into sex.

" Mommy stop," you whine as Agatha helps you grind on her thigh," I'm so wet".

" Well i wanna tell my bunny some jokes," she tells you," like you wanna know what's better than a cold bud bunny?"

" What Mommy?" you whine in frustration but humor her either way to prevent she doesn't punish you.

" A warm bush" She tells you before sucking on your left nipples, stopping when you laugh a bit at her joke. This continues for the rest of the night until Agatha feels bad for you and helps you cum with the help of her magic.

Being the wonderful girlfriend that she is, Agatha doesn't fail at praising you as she helps you clean up, being the best mommy ever as per usual.

" My cute bunny," she praises as she gets back in bed with you while you lay next to her in silence.

" What did you think of my jokes bunny?" She asks you and pulls you into her arms to cuddle.

All you can do it nom on her shoulder after she asks you the question, a little annoyed that she wanted a review on the jokes she told you while all you wanted to do was cum.

" Bunny!" she yelps.

" That was for the jokes when i wanted to cum aggie," you tell you while she laughs at your antics. Agatha had told you many times about stuff like this but you didn't think she'd do it at your horniest.

" What if i wanted a review of my jokes honey?," she asks you in the sweetest tones that never fails on you," i just want to know i made my bunny even laugh a bit".

" The jokes were a 7/10 baby".

" THAT"S IT BUNNY ??? FOR MY JOKES??"

" if you would have let me cum sooner after the 6th jokes it would have been higher," you explain before she lightly slaps your arm and the two of you go to sleep in each others arms.

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[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Umm if you give bunny!Agatha scars in reference to the rabbit drives of the dust bowl I WILL cry!! Not joking!!

You're in luck here, because it wouldn't make much sense to give Agatha the specific scars I'm thinking about.

But just know there is a variant of bunny!Agatha with those scars! 🥰🥰🥰

#sky's inbox #sky answers #sky replies #sky's mutals <3 #grackleshells #c: bunny!agatha #c: agatha

[themidnightcrimson]

Just finished Violent Night and oh my god it was amazing and oh so fucked up as always. The part where Wanda SPRINTED towards reader??? Loved it. The constant observation and obsession?? Show-stopping. Just just all of the torment and mental shit Wanda puts reader through for literally no reason?? Very scrumptious; I am eating the fic as we speak. But really, you are the MASTER of writing (homoerotic) horror and your fics are my absolute favorites. Thank you for the Christmas gift!!🙏🏻🎁

MASTER OF HOMOEROTIC HORROR😭😭😭😭😭 Wanda sprinting directly at reader in the bloody snow was one of my favorite scenes🫶🏻 thank you so much bestie for this nice message and also for reading!!! I hope you’re having an amazing day❤️

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[getlostsquidward]

Bestie,,, they took Mrs Fletcher off HBO,,, No one will understand my mourning but I hope u will 😔 That was my comfort Kathryn Hahn second-hand embarrassment show. /gen

i have downloaded Mrs. Fletcher to my laptop but i feel for u bestie ...

#grackleshells #ask

[serickswrites]

Touch Them V

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 6 Alternate Ending

Warnings: captivity, torture, restraints, forced to watch, noncon, rape, creepy/intimate whumper

Whumper returned far sooner than Caretaker expected. They beamed at Whumpee. “Ready for round two, sweets?” They reached out their hand towards Whumpee. 

Whumpee flinched back. “No, no, no,” they whispered as they tried to get away from Whumper. 

“I think I gave you plenty of time to rest,” Whumper frowned. “I was being thoughtful. I look after my lovers, after all.”

“Please. Don’t. Please,” Whumpee begged. Their eyes found Caretaker’s and the raw and utter terror in them had the flames of rage licking at Caretaker’s belly. “Please. I don’t want….please…..please,” Whumpee beseeched Whumper. 

“Tsk, tsk, tsk,” Whumper clicked, wagging their finger in Whumpee’s face, “I know how much you enjoyed it.” They fisted Whumpee’s hair. 

“DON’T FUCKING TOUCH THEM! DON’T TOUCH THEM!” Caretaker roared, unable to contain their rage any longer. 

Whumper spun round and rolled their eyes at Caretaker. “Really, we’re doing this again? Didn’t I warn you? You made a promise, Caretaker,” their fist closed around Whumpee’s throat. 

Whumpee sputtered and choked around Whumper’s hand, their eyes wide with terror. 

“LET THEM GO!” Caretaker roared. 

Whumper’s free hand raked down Whumpee’s body, fingers inserting themself into Whumpee quickly. “I told you what would happen. I warned you.”

“DON’T TOUCH THEM!” Caretaker screamed. 

Whumpee’s struggles in the chair became weaker as Whumper’s grip tightened and their fingers worked Whumpee. Whumper ignored Caretaker’s shouts as they continued to caresss Whumpee while they inserted themself into Whumpee. “I,” they thrust into Whumpee hard, shaking Whumpee’s head with the movement, “can,” they thrust again, “do,” thrust, “whatever I damn well please.” Whumper punctuated each word with a thrust, shaking Whumpee by the neck as they went. 

“STOP! STOP!” Caretaker roared. 

“Tell them it’ll be good, Caretaker. Tell them before they loose consciousness. Tell them before something irreversible happens. Tell them and I’ll let go.” Whumper ran a hand along Whumpee’s cheek. “You are so splendid.”

“DON’T TOUCH THEM!”

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[imdoingsortagay]

I’m sorry about the like-to-reblog ratio you’ve been having to deal with recently on your fics :(((

The thing that would discourage me the most when making art was when I DID have the motivation and joy to makes something to share,,, AND NO ONE WOULD HELP SHARE IT. 😭

So yeah, just know that your happiness and enjoyment comes first when creating and you don’t owe anything to anyone. Hopefully peeps will wise up and share your awesome work properly here soon 💛

Thanks bestie

#asks #grackleshells #god I’m so sleep too #like I love writing #but when the ratio is bad 😭 #likes are appreciated #don’t get me wrong #but when most of your recents are likes #it’s like AHHHHHHHH #REBLOGS ALSO HELP 😭 #I’m also in a McDonald’s drive thru rn

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Ummmm saw you mention Dark! Agnes in one of the tags of a post and uhmmmm I would very much love to hear any thoughts you may have on that. 😳🫣 Agnes pre-reveal is so fun and does NOT get the attention she deserves; love her lying ass. But a darker version??? Yum.

Agnes's dark turn would happen AFTER Wanda sets the spell. Agnes pre reveal is all Agatha. It's Wanda and her chaos magic that makes Agnes more real.

I'm debating if Agnes actually pulls the dark magic corruption from Agatha, if she's just so purehearted and good that the dark magic beneath her skin can't help but desire to infect this new host, one who is an utter blank slate.

But like. Dark!Agnes is terrifying. She doesn't have any tells. She has the perfect poker face. She's like... A more sane Harley Quinn. Terrifying.

#i might add more thoughts later when brain doesn't feel dead from work #sky's inbox #grackleshells #sky answers #sky replies #c: dark!agnes #agnes bohner

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

If you do go on a break, I hope you have a nice one! You deserve it! Get that good rest and do whatever makes you happy :)

(Will miss you lots though!) 💜💜💜

Omg I totally forgot I had other stuff in my inbox other than the game prompt requests.

Anyways thank you!!

The break was really refreshing, and I might take them regularly. <3

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[our-blood-is-our-ink]

23 and 30 for the music ask! :)

Sky's stolen ask game

23. A song you think everyone should listen to: I have a few of these actually, but I'm choosing to say Agatha All Along and leaving it at that. It's life changing, and honestly, Kathryn has great vocals.

30. A song that reminds you of you: I'm gay and mentally ill. My pick for this is Oh No! or Sugar!Crash. If I had to pick something less sad it would probably be one an instrumental piece.

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