#habiliments overlord

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Your friendly Sebastian anon here to let you know Sebastian is back to his Eastern European era with his outfit today for the London premiere of Sharper.

(vampire. he looks like a vampire)

me, opening up twitter: it can't be that– oh dear lord.

he reminds me of those sensory boards for babies (but make it goth) with like all the different buttons and layers and textures and things to fiddle with

#replies #anonymous #it's actually not that bad at all #it's just.. a LOT #sebastian stan #habiliments overlord

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he’s so gd stupid this is why he’s my favorite

#sebastian stan #met gala #habiliments overlord #mp

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Okay so I wanted to come to you before anything else because apparently there’s a lot of rumors that Sebastian Stan, the fashionista disaster himself, is going to the Met Gala.

I will come back if he does because I am positive the outfit will garner reactions.

OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH FINGERS CROSSED HE FULLY GOES FOR IT AND DOESN'T JUST DO THE LAME GUY THING OF ONLY WEARING A SUITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

#replies #Anonymous #please i deserve this #idek what the theme is this year #or when it's happening #i know nothing about it but i am READY #bless you anon for bringing me some good news lol #habiliments overlord

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he’s finally returned to his most natural form: embarrassing bisexual disaster in questionable velour 

#thank god #the more he thrives the less life force i have #welcome back you horribly dressed weirdo #sebastian stan #habiliments overlord #mp

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you absolute ding dong do you not remember sebs lewks on the itonya press tour (like last september) THEN he was dressing well (but also i totally agree with you....he looks so ugliee in that GREEN leather jacket and the purple top and the brown pants.....hideous)

i’m sure you’re right but also he’s a disaster and has never* looked decent a single day in his entire vampire life

*the winter soldier premiere exists in a different universe; i’m sure of it

#you absolute ding dong is killing me lmaooo #habiliments overlord #anonymous #replies

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Do you still have a list of all your sebstan tags?

yes i do but it’s embarrassing and i don’t have a humiliation kink UGH:

and his big bisexual adventure

and the curious case of the substache

habiliments overlord

he's a meme from outerspace

meme lord

nineties teen heartthrob

sebastian stan has a humiliation kink

seb stan's thirst trap of horrors

seb stan's twink phase is my existential crisis

stantastic

stannn

subby dumpling

thighs of betrayal

this asshole

this is a scruff film

this is a thigh situation

we need to talk about beijing

workout barbie

don saladino should come with a trigger warning 

#i am NOT linking them #i have to draw the line somewhere #and that's where i guess #sebastian stan #blog maintenance #mp #anonymous #replies

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Court quick what are your Sebastian tags? It's for science *eyes emoji*

actor!seb

and his big bisexual adventure

and the curious case of the substache

curly hair

habiliments overlord

he's a meme from outerspace

meme lord

nineties teen heartthrob

sebastian stan has a humiliation kink

seb stan's thirst trap of horrors

seb stan's twink phase is my existential crisis

soft human bean

stantastic

stannn

subby dumpling

thighs of betrayal

this asshole

this is a scruff film

this is a thigh situation

we need to talk about beijing

workout barbie

don saladino should come with a trigger warning

#the fact that ive gotten asked this enough times that i finally just kept a list in my notes lmao #anonymous #replies

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Court do you know where that ask about all your tags for Seb stan is?

i do not but i actually have a list of them in my notes so here ya go:

and his big bisexual adventure

and the curious case of the substache

habiliments overlord

he's a meme from outerspace

meme lord

nineties teen heartthrob

sebastian stan has a humiliation kink

seb stan's thirst trap of horrors

seb stan's twink phase is my existential crisis

stantastic

stannn

subby dumpling

thighs of betrayal

this asshole

this is a scruff film

this is a thigh situation

we need to talk about beijing

workout barbie

don saladino should come with a trigger warning

#blog maintenance #anonymous #replies

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been marveling over ur seb tag names please reveal the meaning behind them..i'm..?? the fuck is a habiliment overlord legit lmao rn

okay but what if i want to maintain some air of mystery and intrigue HAHA JK IM THE LEAST MYSTERIOUS PERSON EVER LET ME JUST RUN THIS SHIT DOWN FOR YOU.

and the curious case of the substache- seb got a pornstache and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me

habiliments overlord- this kid makes a lot of questionable fashion decisions wow

seb stan's twink phase is my existential crisis- this seems pretty self-explanatory to me but just incase it isn’t: seb had quite the twink look going for him in his twenties and it haunts me to this day

stantastic- he sure does do a lot of stupid and embarrassing things doesn’t he?

stannn- but also sometimes he’s just really pretty and it makes me angry

subby dumpling- that boy is a [sssuuuubbbbb]

thighs of betrayal- thighs. he has ‘em. they’re not the worst.

this asshole- sebastian is actually hilarious (and weirdly clever) and it delights me in a way i’ll never really be able to explain

this is a thigh situation- i really just don’t understand. 

workout barbie- don saladino sure does post a lot of videos of sweaty panting seb

#sebastian stan #marvel cast #mp #blog maintenance #anonymous #replies

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ima need a list of all your seb tags...

and the curious case of the substache

habiliments overlord

seb stan's twink phase is my existential crisis

stantastic

stannn

subby dumpling

thighs of betrayal

this asshole

this is a thigh situation

workout barbie

don saladino should come with a trigger warning (just throwing this one in for your personal blacklisting needs)

#i think that's all??? #good luck trying to figure out what the theme is for half of them lol #blog maintenance #sebastian stan #marvel cast #anonymous #replies