#hahahahhahaha I CANT I CANT

[sweetvillainjude]

it's the way cardan could ALWAYS tell jude and taryn apart and the only time he didn't was when he was poisoned and confused plus taryn was wearing enchanted earrings to make her more beautiful, because to him jude was always the most beautiful, so in his drugged state he assumed it was her..

#like oh my goddd #just end me now? i can’t handle this #and the way he has his head in his hands and just tells jude defeatedly “i trust you” you didn’t have to command me … #hahahahhahaha I CANT I CANT #jurdan #jude x cardan #jude duarte #cardan greenbriar #i still cant rlly forgive taryn im ngl idk idk #tfota #the wicked king #the wicked king spoilers #taryn duarte #the cruel prince #the queen of nothing

[lunaflvms]

guys should i continue my smaus 🧍‍♀️

#˖ ࣪ luna’s thoughts ˖ ࣪ #lol been a while cant guarantee im as funny as i was before #JOKES im so funny hahahahhahaha 😇😇🤞

[dopaminegyro]

i swear to GOD im just trying to do my funny tumblr things and EVERY 5 FUCKING POSTS I SCROLL ON MY DASH GIVES ME THE SAME FUCKING CARMAX AD GO AWAY. AUUGHHH

#dpg txt #soooo glad i cant download any adblock on my ipad hahahahahha!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA #even if i could i probably wouldnt tumblr ads are funny sometimes #this is just like the time i had to look at a expensive ass ring for a school thing and it kept showing up in ads on here

[zstargalaxy]

Bit of an odd one, but maybe mc/yuu as a blacephalon?

Hmmm....I am mostly am more aware of Lunala and Solgaleo but Blacephalon is definitely a new one for me but no fear! I already have a scenario come up ;)

Warning : Decapitation

"Off with your head!"

Being your usual self have caused Riddle to blew a casket and used he's UM on you when you had been irritating to him by somehow acting almost like Floyd at how cute the housewarden is.

Not a good move.

*CLAMP!*

*THUMP!*

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

But not as bad as he's....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!??!!??"

"Oh Seven!!"

"WHAT THE F**K!?!?"

Everyone in the cafeteria screamed upon the sight before them, panicking, jumping and even running away from the sight that had frighten them.

Grim screamed so loudly that he had floated high with he's face paled.

Riddle just stood frozen of what he had done. Usually he has no mercy upon collaring misbehave students but this...

Ace and Deuce screamed aswell, jumping off their sits at the scene in the cafeteria.

Trey shouted, horrified at the sight before him.

Cater fainted a second later after what had happened.

Leona and Ruggie stared at the sight near the Heartslabyul boy's table, staring at the results with dread written on their faces.

Jack dropped he's sandwhich when he had shouted like everyone else in the area.

Azul coughed out some ink at the scene beholding to him, being thankful that he didnt want Riddle's unique magic.

The tweels just stared like Leona and Ruggie but their expressions are unreadable.

Kalim and Jamil jumped from the scared they had witnessed, with the former screaming he's head off while the latter put him behind he's back out of instinct.

Vil let out a small shout at how horrendous the sight is, standing up from he's sit to back away further from the scene.

As Rook gasped in horror, Epel did like everyone else in the room as both him and the vice dorm back away as well.

Ortho let out vent that is similar to a scared and mortified gasp as he's brother's tablet had let out a sound similar to that of a sheer scream from a person going through a haunted house.

Lilia was silance but no one cant deny the slight horror on he's face as Sebek had dropped he's fork and screamed out more loudly that he's voice is the most loudest.

As for Silver...

ZzzzZzzzZzzzZzzzZ

Thank goodness Malleus isnt here.

But wait!

What could be horrifying to have scared the whole cafeteria?

Aswell as the school's staff that had come to see the commotion, only to wear the same horrified, grim, mortified and feared expressions as their students.

"Prefect Riddle Rosehearts!" Shouted Crowley as he step forward "Wha.." he had to look away from the scene "What is the meaning of this!?"

"I...I..." the said prefect waa beyond words.

Why?

Because your body was limp on the floor with the collar that he had casted for you is laying on the floor next to you.

But why isnt it on you?

Because your head was on the floor....

"Heheheheheh..."

"!!"

Very slowly, all heads (that werent "decapitated") turn to the body of the victim. Many people held onto breaths they didnt know that they held, shaking and trembling to what will happen next, but mostly watch in anticipation to know that they had think up wasnt just....made...up....

"You guys..."

Many people froze when the headless body had suddenly moved upwards in a eerily slow motion, yet it swayed abit which had quickly alarmed everyone.

Crowly, Riddle and the others near the scene backed away as your body slowly walk towards your head, picking it up with your face still unseen by them.

"Do you really think..."

Eyes widen and mouths dropped at the sight of face revealed to them, still blinking and moving with you smirking at them pkayfully at their 'funny' reactions to your 'little' trick.

"That a collar would tame little old me?? Hahahahhahaha! How funny"

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

"What?" You bluntly asked them as you put your head under your arm "Never seen a head before?"

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

"Come on guys! I though you said the Queen of Hearts decapitated heads! You said it yourself Ace!"

*THUMP!*

Lets just say, its only the beginning for you at this school...

Or rather, only the beginning for this school at your antics.

#twisted wonderland #pokemon #twisted wonderland x pokemon #twst mc #crossover #twst x pokemon #blacephalon #ultra beast #off with your head #heartslabyul #pokemon mc

[catcafesponsor]

reea's awesome guide to: the perfect break in 2 rating

if you havent heard of break in 2 yet then youve been living under a rock. welcome to roblox power source of imagination!

erm so lets assume youve played break in 2. and made it to the final boss battle.

basically scary mary rates you based on your preparation. theres 5 main things that she'll critique

your training stats (strength and speed)

the amount of food items you have

the weapon youre holding

if youre wearing the golden armor

the amount of npcs you have

and if youre like me (i bet you are) you were VERY sad VERY VERY SO SAD when she LAUGHED!! but LAUGH she will no more because i have made the guide to getting the "perfect" rating

before i give you my MASTERFUL tips make sure youre doing this with a team of slightly experienced players at least. doing this alone is no easy task and i have yet to do that.

enjoy! i guess!

Training

Requirement: Level 5 stat + Level 3 stat

i honestly dont think this is hard to explain. in break in 2 theres a gym and you can train your stats there!

the easiest way to get the max rating on your training stats is a level 5 stat and a level 3 stat, resulting in 8 points total. 4 and 4 will NOT work.

i usually go for strength because treadmill sucks to grind on, but youll want to get 4 strength 3 speed.

you can get a rainbow pizza to boost a stat by 1 via one of those crates you open in the base or the vault kitchen. for the vault kitchen youll want to have 200 bucks to buy the key from the vending machine! DO NOT grab the rainbow pizza. get smoeone else to do it. you cant eat the rainbow pizza if you grab the box, after all!

Food

Requirement: 10 food items

well this one is just easy. make sure to conserve food! i think certain food items (chip bags, golden pizza, stuff like that) counts for 2 or more so dont worry if you only have like. 7. just keep a chip bag or the such handy on you!

a golden apple also counts for like 1 bazillion but i dont think its worth it since you lose a lot of valuable training time by getting the gapple

Weapon

Requirement: The strongest weapon

theres a vending machine in the shop and it dispenses weapons. rare is a golden crowbar (trash), epic is a diamond crowbar (trash), legendary has a few possible "strongest weapons".

theres also a board next to the weaponized vending machine in the shop and if you spam the papers until they all fall off you can see what the strongest weapon is. it could be a bat, a wrench, a rake, just any of the legendary weapons. its a random one.

then you have to gamble until you get it! easy at that. probably the easiest to take care of on this list

Armor

Requirement: Armor lmao

to get armor, you have to go through this 4 step plan

have 150 bucks on you

beat up EVERYONE in the fight zone upstairs (50 people total, can be done with friends to speed up the process by a lot)

open the fight room by hitting the door with level 4+ strength and any weapon

buy the armor from the vending machine in the fight room not the shop

thats all. a little annoying if you arent going for the max level strength route, because youd have to find someone else with 4+ strength but its fine

NPCs

Requirement: Uncle Pete, Twado the Dog, Detective Bradley Beans

ha hahaha HAHAHAHHAHAHA i hate this.

for uncle pete youll have to free him from his cage next to the fight room. you can get the key from inside the kitchen drawer in any spot. DO NOT SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT ITEM OR YOU WILL DROP THE KEY! you can get to the kitchen faster if you craft a parent with a child to make a lockpick

for twado the dog youll.. ugh.. have to go up to the board next to the sign and spam the papers. eventually theyll all fall and reveal the food twado wants! it could be an apple, soda, a pizza or a cookie. if its a pizza or a soda you might as well just restart because those are hell to deal with!

once you find the food he wants go outside of the base and to the left on the "dog trail" where you can retrieve twado and bring him back safely. you only need level 3 speed for it but youll have to be careful with your jumps. DO NOT LET TWADO SLIP ON THE ICE. YOU HAVE TO FEED HIM AGAIN IF SO.

aaaaand detective beaners bones. i hate this guy. so much. but what you need to do is first have 3 speed and a soda (or any means of speeding yuorself up).

you want to complete ALL 3 of uncle pete's tasks (defeat 3 bad guys, then defeat 10, and then beat the pizza boss or clear our the fight room). after he will give you hsi treasured rat!

go upstairs, to the opposite side of the tv where a ladder will be. climb it and make the jump using your speed bonus. if you get the Gym Powerup event the delivery guy brings a ladder which you can place to make the jump much easier but its not necessary really

put the rat on the table and make beans have an allergic reaction and run.

hooray. you did it! you got the perfect rating!

..see why you shouldnt do this solo now?

#break in 2 #roblox #i wasted so much time on this #someone pls use this #donr let it go to waste :'( #reea ramble

[tessherongraystairs]

I thought you’d laugh at this-

WAIT HAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY

i cant believe thats canon

[ventismacchiato]

i've been curious, do you also imagine yourself as y/n like you really feel like your the y/n whenever you read fanfictions x reader or you imagine y/n like an original character? because i do!! i cant imagine myself being y/n so I treated her like an original character with diff personalities and faces, like barbie ig HAHAHAHHAHAHA idk its weird then i began to love y/n so much my friends call me weird for loving her ASDFGHJKL

-🔞

not at all omg i never envision y/n as myself,,like the btl yn has my personality for the most part but i just envision them as an oc!! usually a male tbh

OMG DONT FEEL WEIRD CUS I LOVE THEM TOO

#kai mail 💌 #🔞 anon #envision yn however y’all want #that’s the whole point of reader inserts!

[gay-little-bitch]

My notes that I wrote while watching season 2 (not very detailed because I didn’t wanna miss anything but it definitely gets my feelings across)

TAO IS SUCH A LITTLE BITCHHH

DAIRY MILK OREO BAR

IMOGEN NO DONT DO IT

OHNONONONONO WHY ARE THEY SITTING NEXT TO EACHOTHER

Mr farouk…!!!!

BENJAMIN WHIPE THE SMILE OFF

BEN STOP IT YOU BITCH

NONONONONONONONO

OMG YAYYY CHARLIE

BABIES

AAAAAAAAAAA AWWWWW

OUT OF MY LEAGE 

Issac baby😕

It’s okayyy hun you weren’t ready

TAO nonononono

I love that Imogen is part of the group!!!

You can do it nicky 🖤

HAHAHAHHAHAHA oh no

AWWWWW

NO IMOGEN NO

AWWW IM SO PROUD OF HIM

Jane 👀

Tori my love 🥰

Charlie isn’t doing well…

I HATE JANE

DAVID 🤮

NO IMOGEN STOP IT

Aww Elle baby

SPEAK UP ABT IT BItCH

I HATE DAVID

THE JUMPER

NAOMI AND FELIX

FUCKING IMOGEN

ON NO BABY

Charlie sweet boy ur gonna get in trouble 

OH NO NOT DAVID

JANE YOU LITTLE BITCH

CHARRRR please eat baby

Oh noooo baby don’t be sad!!!

OMG TAO FINALLY

NOT THE GOOD MATES

AJSJSJJDHDHDJJDH MRS SINGH

THE ACE BOOK

NO DARCY BABY NO

THE TEACHERS

OH MY FUCKING GOD TAO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUUUUU

TAOELLE OMGOMGOMGOMG

TORI AT A PARTY???

Darcyyyyyy

Nickkkkk nicky baby :/

NOOOOO ELLE AND TAO STOP IT

OH NO NICK BABY STOP ITTTT

HE CALLED HIM CHAR 🥰

PARIS TRIP BUS!!!!

ISSAC BABYYYY NOOO

FRENCH NICK

“I dIdNt MeAn Do ItTtTt” EEEEEE

Ben doesn’t even like her 🙄

DARCY STOP FEELING UP FRENCH WOMEN STATUES

TARADARCY IN BALLET SCENE 🥰

JONESY

CHARLIE DO THAT BABY PLEASE

BE MORE THAN FRIENDS

OH MY GOD BEN DIE

BEN DONT CALL HER A BITCH

ARE YOU INTO GIRLSSSS IMOGEN??

NICK AND TAO FRIENDSHIP

LOVE BITE SCENE

THE MORNING AFTER THE SCENE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BABY QUEEN

LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE

OMG BEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

FUCK YEAH HARRY

OH NO TAO

LITTLE TAO AND CHARLIE

THE HUGGGGG

THE LOUVE 

HES GONNA PASS OUT OH NO

DARCY OH NO UR MOM

HE PASSED OUT🥲

THEY KISSED HOLY SHIT

THE TEACHERS AGAIN AAAA

Nick talks to charlie abt the eating :(

THE MON AMOUR SCENE

EPISODE 6

MEETING NICKS DAD

NICKS FACE WHEN TAO TELLS HIM

TEACHERS TEACHERS TEACHERS

TARAS BIRTHDAY

THE BOOKS

GAYGAYGAYGAY COUPLE

RECHARGING SCENE

PARTY TIMEEEEE

BEN NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE

OH NO JAMES

ISSAC BABY 😕😕

HARRY NO

YAYYYYYY CHARLIE

TRUTH OR DAREEEEE

OMG THE TAO AND CHARLIE KISS HAHAHAHAHAHHA

OH NO NOT JAMES NOT THE KISS

NOT BEN NOOOOO

AHHHHHH GAY BITCHES 🥰

THEY TOLD THEM!!!

DARCY IS GONNA VOMIT AAAAA

AAWWWWWWW BABIES 🥰🥰

Nickyyyyy :((( babyyy

TAOELLE AND IMOGEN AND SAHAR

Taradarcy 🥰 

SHE SAID ITTTT

TEACHERS KISSSSS

THE TEACHERS SHARE A BEDDDDD!

MY GIGGLY BOYSSSS

WHY IS EVERYONE SADDDD (not n+c or t+e) 

TARA DARCY HUGGGSSSS

BEN DIE THE FUCKING AUDACITY

TAO DANCING AND TELLING HIS MOM

OMG STFU DAVID

Tori and Charlie 🥰🥰

BEN FUCKING DIE STOP

Paris squad 🥖

Darcy :(

Aww Issac. hunnn

OH MY GOD BEN DIE

NARLIE PROM

ELLE GOT IN

DARCY IN A SUIT

Issac is gonna come outtt!!! Kinda

PREACH ISSAC!!!!!!!

GAY ART EXHIBIT

Oh nooo taooooo babyyyy

ARO ACE HELP FOR ISSAC!!!!

Poor Darcy 😕

IMOGENNNN… Sahar 😉

OMG ELLE PAINTED THE GROUP 🥰

OH MY GOD BEN WHY ARE YOU HERE???????!!??!?!?

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

POP OFF CHARLIEEEEEE!!! 🖤🖤

THE DINNER AHHHHHHHH

DAVID STOP

YAY TORI

YOU CAN DO IT NICK

YAYYYYYYYYY ABAHSHSHDHDHJDH

KICK THE FUCKING PHONE TORI!!!

OMG HE LOOKED UP ED’S 😭😭

I HATE DARCYS MOM

COLORS OF YOUUUUU

OMG NICKKKK 🥰

TAO AND ELLE AND BF AND GFFFF

PARTY SET UPPP

GAY TEACHERSSSSSS

Charlie baby please eat :(

I love the tao and nick friendship 🥰

Tao opening up :)) 

THEY LOOK SO HANDSOME IN THEIR PROM OUTFITS

Poor darcy 😕

OMG ELLE LOOKS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAA AND TAO AHSHSHDH

NICK AND RUGBY MATESSS

OMG BELLA BELLA AAAAAAAAA

OMG ISSAC AND THE ACE BOOK

TEACHERSSSSSSS

OMG IMOGEN AND SAHAR

ITS GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT

I’m so happy for nick and charlie 🥰🥰

Oh no tara is gonna see darcy’s mom

Darcy baby :(((

TARADARCY

MY BABIES ARE HAVING THEIR OWN LITTL ENIGHT TOGETHER

THE LITTLE BABY KISSES

OH MY GOD OH NO A DEEP TALK

Oh it was The talk

NICK ALMOSY SAID I LOVE YOU

UR SO PRETTYYYYYYY

YOU CANT END IT LIKE THAT

#heartstopper #heartstopper s2

[hueningkoi]

Being a kid of 3 yrs old seems wild like I'm so jealous of the energy. I just heard my neice in the kitchen scream bloody murder and start sobbing and her mom was like WHAT WHAT WHATS WRONG ARE YOU OKAY?? and my neice is like THERES A HAIR STUCK TO MY HAND!!!!! I CANT GET IT OFF!!!! and her mom is like okay okay shh let me take it off for you... she takes it off and my neice is like HAHAHAHHAHAHA YAY!!!! And I can hear her happy dancing and like yeah a hair stuck on your hand is upsetting and the immediately removal would be fuckin awesome I get it but the amount of emotion she felt in those 30 seconds and the energy put into her screams and then immediate dancing after.... if I did that I'd be taken out. I'd call into work. I'd be like okay I'm going back to bed. It's 8am. This 3 yr old has a whole day of preschool and dance classes ahead of her. I can hear her singing and dancing to paw patrol now. Incredible. I'm gonna drink some dayquil to feel alive.

#im also sick and im tired of it anymore 😂😂 #the dude chronicles

[axravos]

I forgot one name.

Old boi.

The only reason I have the courage to say this is because I am sending this as anonymous.

YOU CANT KILL ME HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Wait until I get out of here.

[tied-together-with-coffee]

hahahahhahaha

you cant escapeeee

Yes I can Vee!!!!

[zzolton]

currently listening to cinephiles (two men, talking, one woman, silent) talk about movies. i think i also cant understand what they are saying. bros are speaking in tongues. i think they are trying so hard not to acknowledge me. i am in their space. i havent spoken once. i feel so smug. hahahahaha i am at ur table. hahaha u dont know who i am. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahhaha i Am Juding ur lameass movie taste. hahahahhahaha

[saenora]

THE SCREENSHOTS SENT ME OVER THE EDGEE HAHAHAHHAHAHA

…… HAPPY FINDING GREMLIN’s HATE POSTS.. CAUSE I CANT EITHER

#eheheheheh

[inbetweendwell]

Lollll... i am so petty hahahahhahaha... gosh.. i pretended that i had a bf on ig so all my exes can stay away from me. i really that bitch brooo. omgggg i cant with myself. im the QUEEN of manipulation. sure. i get manipulated sometimes. but if you play with fire baby you're gonna get burned. AND I WILL BE THE ONE, YOU’RE GOING TO MISS SO BADLY.

[natsbaby]

ally, if the world was actually flat, do you think we’d have a lot of change? Like lets say mountains are weird and water doesn’t fall, or does that have to deal with gravity? I don’t know :/. what if herbivores and carnivores were swapped? Like a tiger would be seen eating berries and lettuce while a hamster could be eating raw chicken. That would be strange, really really strange (lol, doctor strange) what are your takes on the subject ?

-very very very sleepy 🗣 anon that hopes this is all legible

Ngl this made me think a little bit to click below if you wanna read my possibly horrible explanation HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

Hmm well without any research, i think people generally think the world is flat because when you travel, you don’t feel the curve of the planet and like gravity works by pulling everything towards the earth’s core aka the center of the planet so no matter where you are, you’re being pulled down and not other possible directions (given the world would be flat if that was the case)

So i feel like if the world is flat and everything has to be pulled somewhere.. hmm i’d say (lets say) waterfalls would be still cuz i cant imagine how gravity would work cuz what would the earth’s core look like right? Would this be like layers or smth so the “core” would be spread out to a layer instead cuz if that’s the case then it might still be normal where waterfalls flow down and etc etc etc but no one would have the chance to see whats past Point A and Point B given that lets say America’s Point A and Australia’s Point B so no one would know how to get from australia to the states without an intensely long flight… does that make sense HAHAHAHAHAHA

In terms of herbivore-carnivore switch, that would be so interesting and lowkey cool to imagine w chicken eating a human being HAHAHAHHAHAHA like imagine a tiny ass chicken chasing a human thats 4-5x bigger for dear life cuz thats how the food chain would work but i feel like generally speaking it would still be like how tigers eat deers for example as to how chickens would possibly eat tigers or humans

#allys rants #allys asks #🗣 anon #i have no clue if i make sense i feel like i was everywhere with this one #but lmk what u think #cuz its interesting for sure HAHAHAHAHHHAHA

[raijinhasverybigpecs]

AHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT THE APOLLO REMODEL LMAOOOOOOOO UGLY ASS HAWKEYE LOOKING BITCH ASDDSLJLLKLKLJLJKL TRYING TO BE ATHENA SOOOOOO BAD (AND EVEN THEN SHE BLOWS) BUT YOU JUST LOOK DUMB LIKE NO YOU ARENT AT THE MET HEAVENLY BODIES YOURE JUST A WHITE TWUNK WITH A STIFF BOTOX FACE DRAPED IN BED SHEETS THAT DON’T FLATTER YOUR BODY IN ANY WAY... NOT APOLLO ENTERING HIS “I MOVED TO HOLLYWOOD TO BE AN ACTOR BUT IM ACTUALLY JUST A PORN STAR AND NOT A VERY SUCCESSFUL ONE AT THAT” ERA UNBALANCED STUPID BOTTOM HEAVY WITH NO ASS OR ANY OUNCE OF SEXUALITY GENERIC CHINESE-MADE MMORPG LOOKING ASS AND EVEN THEN AT LEAST THOSE CHEAP CASH INS WOULD GIVE HIM SOME GRAVITAS OR ANYTHING INTERESTING LIKE WHY ARE Y’ALL REUSING THAT ANCIENT MECH SKINS FINGER GUNS IT LOOKED SILLY THEN AND IT STILL LOOKS SILLY NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH ALSKDJLAKSJDLKSAJDLKAJSDLK NOT THE HIREZ EMPLOYEES SAYING HES BEAUTIFUL I BET THE MOST ATTRACTIFVE MEN TO THEM IS RYAN REYNOLDS THE MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE THE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER OF EVERY ‘HUNKY’ WHITE MAN IN HOLLYWOOD LIKE IT TRULY IS GIVING PEREZ HILTON ...... SMITE IS THE GAME THAT KEEPS GIVING ABSOUTELY NOTHING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

#LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #I APOLOGISE FOR MAKING FUN OF THE FAN CONCEPTS. THAT WAS MEAN #I WOULD TAKE ANY OF THOSE NOW OVER THIS ALSKEDJFLKAJDSFLJAKFDSL #I CANT WAIT TO MAKE FUN OF HIM MORE HAHAHAHHAHAHA #update: i am going to leave this as it is. i think it is funny but also bad #but i said what i said ! #queue