for my birthday tomorrow i think springtrap should arrive ta my house in a giant present box and then live w/me forever and ever and forever after that and cuddle me every night for the rest of time. this should happen. are you hearing me universe
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Every time I see Booster Seungmin or Seungmin rolling his hips to can’t stop, I add another day to his sentence
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New hobby going through every Gortash post and collecting unhinged tags like pokemon cards kicking my feet twirling my hair
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"Tharion blushed slightly. His eruption after ingesting the antidote would take a long while to live down. But there had been so much power—all of a sudden, he’d been overflowing with water, and it was music and rage and destruction and life."
-House of Flame and Shadow
SJM really painting a visual for us.
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it’s ridiculous the hold Matthew lillard has on me. This is like the sixth dirty dream I’ve had of him
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i’m not exaggerating when i say lewis is the funniest man itw to me 😌
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There are some people in this world that should absolutely not be allowed in public!
At least not until they learn some proper decency for being in more social settings around other people.
I recently got home from the supermarket after doing my weekly grocery run. There was another man there also walking around doing his own shopping while on speakerphone with someone else the entire time, seemingly without a care in the world.
Though, the speakerphone issue was the less annoying thing about this person and also not the reason why you could easily identify where he was inside the store at any given time.
That honor goes to the fact that this man smells like he hasn't bathed himself in at least a month! You could literally smell him from at least two aisles away (I only wish I was exaggerating). The smell would also strongly linger for a few minutes after he had walked away.
It truly was nauseating.
Although, it almost became comical watching other people turn onto an aisle, begin to slow down as they approached an item they seemed to need (that happened to be near wherever this man was standing at the time), then rather quickly walking away as soon as his overpowering stench reached their olfactory systems; essentially deciding either to try and come back for that item later or just forget about it entirely.
People in public like this (which appears to be more and more common over the past couple years for some reason) are a big part of why I don't like leaving home much anymore, unless it is absolutely necessary.
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Fave Yakuza characters now that you’ve played more?
i'm slow on changing my habits honestly but i did love akiyama and saejima, mostly because i was familiar with them on a surface level and knew i'd like them lol. but i just started 5 today and i think both of them are playable there so i need a bit more time to solidify my impressions... for now it's still ryuji > kiryu > majima and everything after that fluctuating. but i think majima will have to cede his position to saejima eventually so my top 3 will be literally the same dude in 3 different flavors: turbo orphan cologne, prison food and 100 yen bleach 😔
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so fucking infuriating when someone gets hired for the job you applied for, and are basically already doing but didn't get for whatever fucking reason, and hear them say they applied for the job because they were "getting bored at home" and were "turning into a couch potato"
so you don't actually need the money and benefits? so you just took a job from someone who actually did need it? like if you're bored and want to do something go fucking volunteer. join a bookclub
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having various concepts/scenes for my ocs in my head i’m still trying to figure out how to string together is actually so funny.
ronnie waking up in a dumpster after getting caught in the backdraft of her own bombs and getting mad that mathias accidentally speedball’d her because her heart stopped and he had to use her implants to shock her and pump her full of adrenaline to get her back online, but the lag in the feedback he receives that she refuses to let him fix caused him to overdose her on the adrenaline so then he had to flood her with a sedative and also, she’s got like 70 seconds to fuck off before the cops show up.
meanwhile, on the other side of the fucking planet, marteese has been out of prison for like two days, took the job offer from sal to help out at the pizzeria and is just standing there going 👁👁 at the oven.
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