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favouritefi · 4 days
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everyone at work thinks frank’s sobered up but every night he goes home and drinks with the madman he keeps in his attic
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chiaki-c · 4 months
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Hickey dynamics i enjoy
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susiehunsecker · 4 months
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you can be the boss - lana del rey + hickey / crozier / jopson
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charlesdesvoeux · 17 days
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The Terror + Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey
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multiocular-mushroom · 6 months
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at the cabin door
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stovepiperat · 2 years
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quick and dirty intro to hickeycrozier recs !!
(will do a real reclist Sometime but this’ll do for now i hope... also skldfjk i can’t fit even a quick rec into a tweet length ill be real)
Like Unto a Man by disenchanted i know i just recced this for something else but. can you blame me. when hickey (accidentally) plaguing and haunting crozier with the absolute volume of dick he is getting is so canon and so sexy and so good (grimy)
his right hand arm man by attheborder (also available in video form)
ok this one is technically also hickeytozer but it’s about hickey and crozier having cringe sex with fail feelings about it so. so. and features hickey bragging about it which was ALSO on my crickey bad sex meme
down in my beast heart by attheborder this one may well have been tailored directly to me or several posts on a certain anonymous forum i may or may not have made cough for how absolutely Everything I Like it is. collars! postcanon! outsider pov on a ship being definitively proven wrong! fucky second person! this really captures a heart note of the ship for me which is “crozier thinking about hickey ‘i deserve this /derogatory’”
Other Empires by scioscribe you may know scioscribe, if you are like me, from writing really scorching and delicately characterized sam/zemo/bucky bdsm. but they ALSO wrote this hickeycrozier which for one the prose is really good and for another the scioscribe specialty: taking horrible guys with a lot of great canon reasons to hate each other and Actually Plausibly Kind of Making It Happen?? in a lategame canon divergence. (they also did a killer goodhickey in this vein but shh it’s not about them right now it’s about crozy)
so patient like a pain by skazka
skazka has written SO many good hickeycroziers but if you want period accurate MISERY, with palpably pathetic dicks, you really MUST check this one out. also i’m never not going to be a sucker for horrible fraught gunplay and the sexification of canon Significant Items!!!
a walk down gin lane by ungefug 
SPEAKING of misused props ;) how about canon alcoholic vs man who is strictly teetotal because of his control freakitude FIGHT FUCK
(is this too many?? sorry! most of them are short! feel free to cherry pick!)
(very incomplete tho again this is just like. a stream of consciousness to get the wheels turning!!)
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santamariapussy · 1 year
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hickey crozier yo se que a veces peleamos pero que rico cuando chingamos
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bunnyloaves · 3 months
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thinking about the hickeycrozier whiskey scene (again) (the relapse)
this drinking scene isn't just hickey being presumptuous or wanting to curry favors with someone of a higher position (its partially that but not entirely). but generally its also a validating moment for hickey where his specialness is affirmed (that he is more than his station, that he is smart and worthy of esteem, cuz the captain won't be drinking with him if he weren't. he's being toasted with by a commanding officer so that elevates him too)
so it only makes him all the more wet sopping meow meow tO ME that really crozier will take any excuse to be drinking at that time. like i love that for him, thinking that he's absolutely winning this social interaction right now, that him and the captain have a neat bond that can be utilized later on, that he will be heeded as a peer (when he makes his own choices for survival later on, cuz the dude has been in a survival horror from the very beginning)
like to me at least, hickey is both cutthroat pragmatism/he needs to survive all these other men, but its also this pretty earnest flavor of wanting to be worthy of esteem too (to gain things beyond his station (but this is only in as much as the hierarchy of the navy is able to tend to hickey's survival. as the structures of the navy crumble throughout the show, he doesn't find the need to seek equals among men anymore, he seeks it in otherworldly beings. cuz in the world that they're thrust in rn, what does attaching himself to station and rank even do for him, when it all crumbles in the face of magic polar bear, ofc he'd align himself with the magic polar bear))
ok back to the whiskey bit, just the fact that he had his delusion that him n crozier were seeing eye to eye, just completely shattered and rebuked is just man :\\ he really thought he'd done a good job of currying favor, and that his mouthiness and insolence would be perceived as a Good and Sobering thing by crozier is just :((
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bumavaus · 5 months
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hickeycrozier ao3 tag is below a 100 works .. whats up with that huh!!
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favouritefi · 2 months
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As someone who really loves gender swap your cold girls(??) drawings singlehandedly extend my life by 100 years THANK YOU
I too love doing gender things to whatever media I’m most obsessed with at the current moment and I’m so glad other ppl enjoy, also I wanted to see butch croziers b00bies and in order to see them I had to draw them
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edwardashley · 1 year
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WAIT HICKEYSHIPPING REVEALS NEXT WEEK AYYY. and since it IS a holiday weekend maybe i’ll try and finish a hickeygibson oneshot extra just For Fun.
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workingclassvillian · 1 month
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hickeycrozier bodyswap scenario
hickey (in crozier's body): um i always wonder how many viagra you can take before you had a heart attack, let's find out!
crozier (in hickey's body): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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adamnagaitisnews · 1 year
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I've always been avoiding this hickeycrozier drinking buddies scene. I couldn't watch Hickey embarrassing himself.
Hickey is just so pathetic there, thinking Crozier gives any shit about him at all and knowing nothing of this Wednesday's marine toast. His face, his posture, his slightly smug look when the captain speaks to him as an equal, and even the haste awkwardness of his drinking, and the grimace he makes afterwards, is pathetic. Add a bit of his total inability to understand Crozier's sarcastic remarks and the superior look he gives Irving when he enters the cabin and BOOM! I feel sorry for him, and I wanna hug him, and I wanna slap him and shout out loudly, 'Open your eyes and listen to Billy, for fuck's sake! Crozier doesn't give a shit about you!'
Then I got it. If this small scene causes the whole spectrum of emotions, it's a damn fine scene and a damn fine example of Adam's acting.
Also, it's a Wednesday!
Ourselves then? 🥃
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stovepiperat · 1 year
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bad sex meme: hickeycrozier
(og/blank meme here)
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[ID: It’s one of those ship memes where it’s like a little worksheet with various metrics you can fill out for two people. For the checklist, I have marked H as lazy, selfish, awkward, uncommunicative, and distracted. C is marked as lazy, selfish, awkward, uncommunicative, boring, distracted, clueless, and for the write-in, limp. Something C does that H hates: occasionally attempts to give condescending career advice. Something H does that C hates: fun fresh sexy unpredictable accents and impressions. They’ve both been marked around the middle for sex drive, with Hickey slightly hornier than Crozier. Crozier is unconfident and Hickey is too confident. Crozier is on the private person end, and Hickey has an X both far left on the private person end and right on loud mouth. Hickey is moderately prissy and risk-taking and crozier is moderately slobby and conservative. There’s another checklist for stuff they’ve done and I’ve put that both of them have: called someone else’s name, ignored safeword, doesn’t know what a safeword is, kinkshamed, mentioned their dad, got injured, injured someone else, woke up neighbors, and texted. Only Hickey has done it in front of a pet. Only Crozier has cried (unsexily.) I don’t think either of them have a weird sex playlist.]
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i have chosen terrible pictures of both of them. this is out of love <3 (also i wanted pictures that were already on my computer, and ones of them actually looking at each other. and i think it’s very characteristic that hickey’s is :3 and crozier’s is 😒)
hickey purposefully fucked in front of neptune to prove he was of a higher rank
hickey has been put down as both a private person and a loud mouth because he is nigh insane & actively impeded about not wanting to Reveal Weaknesses to a guy when he fucks but also if crozier gives him the time of day he wants to run to billy gibson and immediately lord it over him
obviously the inclusion of texting would mean anachronistic or modern au but i think the spirit is very much there in canon anyway
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titleleaf · 7 months
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Krycek/Cigarette-Smoking Man is Hickeycrozier from hell, and I love that for them, and for me.
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bunnyloaves · 3 months
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thinking about my own little 7k hickeycrozier masterdoc, should i perhaps release her into the wild like an endangered animal
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