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#high effort shitpost my beloved?
monstertsunami · 2 years
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BTW. YES. YES YOU ARE
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therealcallmekd · 3 months
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Accept His Offer? [YES] [ALSO YES?]
Please forgive me for this I thought it'd be funny LMAOOOO was unsure about posting but the funny won.
Bonus doodles!!! Cuz I'm NOT normal:
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nonsensical-pixels · 1 year
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COCONUT GRASS: A COUPLE OF UNISEX SEPARATES FROM TS4 ISLAND LIVING, CONVERTED TO THE SIMS 2 [download - 🥥🦗]
have you ever wanted to put your male sims in a coconut bra, but couldn't? @oceansmotion sure wanted to, but the game sadly wouldn't let her throw a coconut bra on her beloved sim ocean grisly. a tragedy, right? well, fast forward... a whole year? and here we are! with the most random download you'll come across on my blog!
idk why this was the first cc project i picked up when my arm got better but it is what it is
the actual coconut bra was requested by @oceansmotion, and then @shibarulata suggested that the skirt would pair well with it too. and it really does, imho! 🥰
these are the ep07 coconut bra and ep07 skirt grass that came with ts4 island living, converted to the sims 2! they are separates, so you can mix & match them with other outfits 🎊 they're not particularly versatile obviously, but i did have a lot of fun making them and i can see a lot of potential for their use!
credits go to ea/maxis for the original ts4 meshes & textures, and to @skittlessims for teaching me how to convert clothing and fix the bugs that i encountered while doing so!
note: if you downloaded these on the simscord previously (est. 04.02.2023) please delete the meshes for the coconut bra and replace them with the new ones! the originals are fine, but they won't fit well with the new skirt!
keep reading for more info, rambles, and preview pics!
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4t2 EP07 Coconut Bra
- yu-au only - 2306 polys - categorised as everyday, formal, swimwear, sleepwear, and underwear - comes in 9 swatches - has all morphs - it's a coconut bra for men. it likely won't quite 'fit' as well on male frames. idk the only alternative was to flatten it and that. wouldn't make it a bra.
4t2 EP07 Skirt Grass
- yu-au only - 2363 polys - categorised as everyday, formal, swimwear, sleepwear, and underwear - comes in 12 swatches - has all morphs - paired with a recolor of 4t2 ep07 sandals tie. converted by me 👡 - might have some clipping while walking?
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huh... that was a long one! i hope y'all enjoy this incredibly high-effort shitpost and find some use for these items 💝 if there are any issues, don't be afraid to contact me! my askbox is always open! (anon off)
to celebrate the end of my mid-year exams. have a guinea pig--
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o-oh wait there's 4 of them sorry. at least i finally paid my taxes 🍀🐗
have a lovely day simming, enjoy the random guinea pig tax, and as always, keep in mind,
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cheers ~ 🥂
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masked-and-doomed · 8 months
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NEW ME NEW INTRO!!
Hello, I'm Kat/Kats (or Yomotsu), welcome!! I am so normal about my boyfriends.
Other places you can find me:
@katsdoodles - art blog/archive.
Discord: thatonekats
👆 just in case. Tumblr explodes. Talk to me if you wanna ig (I am not good at conversing. So. Keep that in mind.)
Ao3: ThatOneKat2
👆 Might as well have it here. I've been more in a writing mood this year.
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Suspected BPD, have been diagnosed autistic. I will feel things very intensely either forever or feel nothing about it in the next hour max. You may see vent posts. Every now and then. Check the tagging system to block em out.
I am deeply in love and sickly affectionate for 4 men. They're my boyfriends, girlfriends, besties- our relationship? Is uhh whatever man. It's love. It's love. (Also not the best fathers but hey I take what I can get)
First two being Yomotsu Hirasaka (pfp), and Takao Hiyama. They are my most intense hyperfixation of 2 years.! They are from Mirai Nikki/Future Diary. An anime/manga which I don't really like.
The next beloved is Pocketcat! He is from Fear and Hunger. He's. A silly :) There's so much intrigue of him aaaghhh ough he is so sad.
Last one !! Faust. From Guilty Gear. He's a. He's somebody. Got him on Valentine's Day. He makes me a different kind of ill. Alas, this doctor cannot cure me.
They're 💙 just like me fr. I love them. URL is them btw. Masked men, doomed.
(comfortable with sharing and gushing together with everyone. I don't mind if you send or @ me in stuff that has Faust shipped with someone, (I like appreciating art of Faust in any form :] ) just know I'm uncomfy with all (canon x canon) Faust ships except Happy Chaos)
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I do block on some criteria but I will not disclose it. So, you may get blocked by me for something, and you will never know. (Followers only)
(if we're mutuals and you block me, I'd like to know the reason why. Not a requirement.)
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Yayaya tagging system time!
#ah rambling - general yapping tag
#[MN/funger] rambling - ramblings of MN or funger
#[MN/funger] bangers - memes/shitposts of that fandom
#oc time - posts about the little OCs I have
#unnamed girlie - posts about my self insert. (UG for short)
#guy in my head - headcanon posts
#doodle tag - stuff not high effort enough to put into my art blog goes here
#reblog moment - reblogs! So you can filter them out
#lovesick - yandere / obsessive behaviour
#gatito - kitty tag.
#belalang beloveds - grasshopper tag. Belalang is grasshopper in Malay :)
#art save - images I wanna draw (typically memes I wanna draw with my guys)
#art reference material - reblogs of posts with helpful art stuff
#general reference material - reblogs of posts with whatever that isn't art. Not really 'general' perse but I don't have another word
#epic meowtual art - art by the meowtuals!
#ask game - reblogs of ask game posts
#ask game answer - answers to asks abt the ask game
#hello asker - ask tag
#tag game - reblog of posts that are meant to have you tag other ppl to continue the chain
#negative. And #/negative are used for vent posts. Make those sometimes.
#hxrny aroace on main - (mind the x) epic posts where I feel feelings for some characters (carnally)
#fanfic shit idfk - posts related to fanfics I'm reading (or something like that)
#shit I send to fictional guy - posts I'd send to fictional characters. Will prob have their name tagged too.
#unnamed oc core - wow it's just like him fr. Many things will be tagged this btw. They are not okay. (Same person as UG jsyk)
#pocketkitty - for posts I don't want in the pocket.cat tag or reblogging posts that are like pocket.cat. (only applies to him everyone else gets tagged with their name in posts that are like them)
#robot nephew - similar to pocketkitty just that it's. Mr robo.t K.y
#silly doctor man - I fell into gui.lty g.ear and now I'm in love with this bozo. When I don't want it to be in the main tag. Yes like pocketkitty and robo bo.
#mister omelette - guy that asks which came first the chicken or the egg. Answers himself, it's omelette.
Liveblog tags:
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Guilty gear: #pride in my gears: sign, #pride in my gears: rev, #pride in my gears: overture
Tag me in stuff you think I like!! I don't mind! Or like tag games.
There's also a *cough cough* side blog. For degenerate thoughts of mine. If you want it just give a DM ig.
That's all for now!! Have fun!!
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ranking gc characters based on how safe you’d feel in a car with them driving
RANKING GC CHARACTERS BASED HOW SAFE I'D FEEL IN A CAR WITH THEM DRIVING
im going to ignore that none of them know what the fuck a car is for the purpose of this
Andrey: 5/10. Not because I think he'd necessarily be a bad driver, I'd just feel lowkey unsafe in any situation with him. Man definitely has quiet road rage in which he gets increasingly scarier to even look at despite not even saying anything
Natasha: 5/10. Probably not a very good driver, but she won't kill you. Maybe you'll get pulled over or nearly rear-end someone just a little bit, but so far she hasn't done any actual damage. Her car is probably bougie af tho so at least you'll be ridin in style. Probably cant park for shit
Sonya: 10/10. Sonya's gotta be a pretty good driver. Stops at stop signs even when there's nobody around for miles. Will stop if she sees an animal waiting to cross the road.
Marya: 7/10. Average driver, but she has so much road rage that sometimes you think she might actually hit somebody just to spite them. She won't, but she thinks about it. Your ears will be ringing after how many times she honks.
Anatole: 2/10. Do not let him near anything that can do any damage. Does Anatole LOOK like somebody who got his driver's license to you?? The only reason I'm not giving him a 1/10 is because he doesn't drive (rich boy) and therefore isn't an actual threat to anybody's life
Helene: 3/10. Is capable of driving well, but refuses to go underneath sonic the hedgehog levels of speed. She PROBABLY won't crash into something too extreme, but she really does like the thrill of literally almost dying. Will call you a nerd if you ask her to slow down. Only slows down when cops are near.
Dolokhov: 6/10. Depends on what mood he's in. Sometimes he can be a little shit and go speed demon, but most of the time he's pretty okay. You won't die.
OPB: -20/10. This man can barely see. There's a 90% chance he'll just straight up fucking die at the wheel or run you off the road just because.
Mary: 7/10. Very dependable driver, but also very anxious. Only drives when she needs to, and when she does it's with the upmost care. You're gonna have to be quiet though, she's concentrating.
Balaga: 0/10. There's an entire song about this. He's already THAT BAD at 12 miles an hour with horses. Imagine him with a car. There would be absolutely no survivors.
Pierre: 8/10. Very good driver. Careful and probably does that thing where he puts his arm over your front like a seatbelt if you have to stop too suddenly. He gets points off though because he'd force himself to struggle through driving when tired, in unsafe weather, or maybe even a little drunk.
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slimeblorbo · 3 years
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So yeah I drew this high effort shitpost. Spamton my beloved. I love this gremlin trash man and I hate how much I relate.
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bbunnylily · 6 years
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Self Reflection in 2018
I've learn a lot as a freshman in this year. The three and for quarter of 2018 teach me a lot of life-learning. It's starts with the mental-hardened experiences I've struggle with. In this Self Reflection Theme, let me highlight the thoughtful principles that you need to adapt in your life. I don't speak as a enlightened-guru, straight A student, or a personal trainer. I talk this because my life purpose is to raise people around me to be a full-achievement and open minded person.
Persistence. Enjoyment. Faith.
The three factor for your life prescription.
1. Persistence
You need to know what you want to accomplish this year, what you need to do in order to get your goals done, and what kind of people that you need to collaborate with. If you don't know what are your goals, what;s your life purpose, I suggest you to open your heart. I mean, don't just lay on your beloved bed scrolling through some self-centered shitpost and searching for your need of affection in wholesome memes pages (I know right). I know that you might call me a lame person that tell about obsolete tips, but successful people that i've known are having this personality. There is no shortcut or fancy tips that you just need 1 night to work on it.
Persistence stands for the willing to do an action eventhough you know that kind of action will bothered you, or makes you uncomfortable asf. The persistence is also closely-related to durable. It's clearly described as the willing to do something uncomfortable in a frequent of time to achieve something at the end. You know that the goal's worth is bigger than your temptation. You know the painful journey you've been through is more precious than some short-term happiness. You enjoy that problems and they make you a bigger person, because for all the mental-hardened experiences, they taught you, life is problem. Life is problems itself. One thing that you need to have is a persistence to live as it be.
2. Enjoyment
You worked so hard for accomplishing your life goals. You may feel a little bit restless. You may feel a little bit i-am-too-far-away-from-my-peers. When you feel you have no time for your well-being state of health, just stop it. When you feel that you've put an excess time for a single paper, just leave it. You know that your paper is not worth more than your self consciousness. I always listen carefully for my body needs, the mental and physical. I've been through the depression time in the first third quarter in this year, going to psycholog again and again. I've been diagnosed with some chronic asthma and daily dose of diarrhea until now. I have a inner loop of hell within my body, telling that i have tummyrolls and gross.
I changed it. The first problem: mental illness. I am really open for myself and i have a principle that "this fucking depression just come and it won't stay long. Serotonin and dopamine in my body don't work correctly and i need to boost their productivity" so, i boost it with exercise regularly. My kind of exercise is not that fancy, just a running and 3 hour focus on intense dance. The second problem: physical well-being. I have some issues with my gut condition since birth. My parents told me that I won't eat except the instant noodle and sweet treats. My parents said that I have a "special treatment", that i have to hospitalized every 3-6 month until I reach the elementary school because my gut condition. From junior high school until the national-sat test, I am stocked with well homecooked meals and I never buy anything in my canteen. So, when I am in college now, my body has dropped again because of this gut.
Once I told with my lecturer that if you are in a too sterile environment, your body will be susceptible with the treat of disease. If you are grow with not-so-sterile environment, your body will prepare a memory immune cells which can detect any threat and destroy it quickly. I guess I've raised in too-sterile family that rarely buy food from everywhere. I have a problem with msg, everything that have chilli in it, and red-meat intolerance. Maybe I grow with the vegan mom so I inherited her food habit. In order to have an effort to not get an accute diarrhea again, I need to prepare food by my self and consume supplements on daily basis.
We need to move in real enjoyment. Not pleasure, but enjoyment. We need to choose the long-term kind of enjoyment rather that short term. Scrolling for hours in instagram, wasting times see the recent memes till nothing you can refresh it, staying up late to scroll something "toxin" for your braincells (if you know what i mean). You should have a long term fulfillment of enjoyment, like walking through the nearest forest to be grateful for your existence, writing some article or maybe a rant hahaha, have a brainstorming with someone, cuddle with your beloved one. I am believe that you miss the sense of communicating with other person in a 'pure' state.
3. Faith
You've balanced that persistence and enjoyment. If I allowed to say, faith is my last tips to achieve this life equillibrium. I've discovered my Creator just a past week ago and my faith is strengthen when I had so many miracle through my life. I don't say enough in this tips, but, you need to know and realizing the existence of your Creator in your heart and your mind.
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odogaronfang · 6 years
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Your shitposting is great my guy, that’s fun. Tell us some random non plot related bs about the BoTW au?
sorry for not getting to this sooner!! when i get asks like this i like to take a couple of days to gather my thoughts so i can give you a better answer!!
- out of the six of them, i think zelda is the most overall mature. i mean, sure, she’s still a kid like the rest of them, and she has her fun, but when it really comes down to it she’s the most responsible and the best at getting done what needs to get done. it comes as a bit of a surprise to people that don’t know them so well, because most of the time they look at serious boring old vio and think that he’s probably the tired and jaded supervisor but. not so.
- adding onto that last thing- people tend to assume that vio is the very dignified one. emotionally detached, won’t let silly little things like feelings and morality get in the way of a job that needs to be done, reserved and calm and all that superficial stereotype stuff. they half expect the trope of the sort of english-gentry type personality. and they could not be further from the truth. that’s how he is superficially, but, like, get close to him and spend some more time with him and you’ll see. he kind of swings between following his stereotype and being just as irritable and generally frustrated as blue and shadow get, and honestly it’s a roll of the dice as to what he is. also? he does curse a lot. he doesn’t always go around shouting fuck at everyone he sees, but if something’s really getting on his nerves for whatever reason, he can out-curse shadow. and usually it’s more under his breath, but that doesn’t mean he really makes much of an effort to hide it.
- vio and blue have a sort of legolas/gimli fighting dynamic going on when they get into the thick of it. “bet i can kill more of these bokoblins than you” “bet i can take down a moblin in less hits than you” “bet i’ll be the one to kill this talus” type stuff. honestly, if they had an encampment to clear and no one was feeling particularly up to the job, they’d just off-handedly mention the results of the last competition and that would almost guarantee another face-off between the two, and everyone else could just sit back and watch the two of them go at it. in these kinds of situations they both know they’re basically being used but neither of them care much. one of vio’s favorite things to do when this happens is to let blue think she’s racking up the points, and then the moment she’s about to strike the killing blow on something, he’ll take it out with an arrow. and he does it repeatedly.
- shadow is extremely lazy and will use his magic for the most mundane of things, once he gets comfortable using it around them. he won’t feel like getting off the couch to get the plate red’s offering him so he just magics it over. he doesn’t want to pack his things so he just uses magic to shove things in his bag. he doesn’t feel like climbing an eight foot hill so he floats himself up. and all the while everyone, and especially blue, is indignant. “if this magic is so important to your survival why are you wasting it lacing up your boots” “because what if i trip??? i could get HURT and i can’t risk it coming undone” (and then he probably gets swatted on the head with something)
- green is intimately familiar with gerudo religion and customs. in theory he’s a follower of hylia according to the hylians’ belief system, because it was mostly his dad who raised him and that was what his dad practiced, but he’s far more interested and in tune with the gerudo religion, despite spending a lot less time with his mom throughout his life. the breakdown of all that is here, but his favorite heroines are nailuk and imura, and even though technically he hasn’t been formally confirmed into their religion, he still follows it all as though he has. and it isn’t a closed religion, so technically he could go and request passage through the rites like any other devotee, but he’s an anxious child and always shies away from completing the devotional trials. of course, every time the subject comes up with his mother, she affectionately makes fun of him for it, and especially so once she learns of their quest- “oh, so you’re fine running around the continent trying to save the world, but one little molduga and you’re tucking tail?” (he does, eventually, gather up his courage and finally go through with it. he chooses nailuk as his patron heroine and gets a very nice devotional tattoo of a pink lotus on his arm. his mother is very proud of him, and they do make a special one-day exception to the No Men rule to celebrate his official integration into their religion.)
- unless my brain decides to take an unplanned detour through some weird plot point, you will never get to meet vio’s mother, even though she’s alive. this is because, to put it lightly, they are not fond of one another. it was already kind of rough on vio in his early years, because his dad, as a sheikah, lived in kakariko, and she, as a hylian, was forbidden from living there and so lived in tabantha. it led to a very odd and uncoordinated shared-custody situation, where he’d be living with his mother for a year and then out of the blue his dad would drop by and be like come on son we’re going on an adventure. and then he’d go live in kakariko for months with his dad. and it resulted in a confusing flip-flopping of cultures, and it also resulted in a lot of resentment on her part, towards his father. but because his father didn’t live with her (for a complicated number of reasons, one of which involving a pretty serious falling-out concerning the matter of vio’s mixed heritage) she was unable to express it towards who she actually really hated, and so ended up taking it out on vio most of the time, and it came to be that vio really just couldn’t wait for his dad to come back so he could go be in kakariko, which he liked infinitely better than tabantha. at some point she got REALLY nasty and bordered on actually dangerous, so vio finally put his tiny eight-year-old foot down and decided that he would take matters into his own hands, and hopped on his faithful and much beloved horse and just left. and one day he arrived in kakariko and went to his dad’s house and he just kinda walked in like hey old man how’s it been. after some mild concern and fear for his safety, they sat down and vio explained the situation and ended up living in kakariko from then on. after his dad died, he stayed for about another year and a half, because quite frankly he needed people to keep an eye on him, and after that he took to traveling, took up the trade of a merchant as a kind of excuse, and when he was about sixteen or so, used the money he’d saved to get himself a place in hateno, far far away from his mother but still close to the village he considered family. this one got kinda ramble-y but that’s the rundown on the situation, and anyone with any kind of sense won’t bring up the subject with him, because he’ll either get very withdrawn and avoidant or he will get very angry. you don’t want either of those things.
- it takes some time to get past the initial awkwardness of things, for a few reasons, and there will always be some bumps in the road, but out of everyone, shadow trusts vio the most with personal matters. some of it is because they share at least some heritage, and shadow knows that vio will understand his sheikah-bred tendencies a lot more than any of the others. but he also knows that vio will in no way be taking his shit- but he will constructively not take any of his shit. he thinks that red and green will be generally too lenient with whatever is going on with him, and blue will be far too harsh, and zelda lacks a few certain points of experience with his background that would otherwise make her fine to deal with. so if he actually decides to confide in someone or go to someone looking for advice or help, he will usually go to vio, because vio is certainly not going to excuse anything that he’s done wrong, and he will be very up-front about what he’s screwed up, but he’s also better at providing solutions or advice rather than just flat criticism and nothing else. and as much as shadow would like to be coddled and told that he is Perfect The Way He Is, he knows in his heart that that couldn’t be further from the truth, and he knows all too well that vio has no reservations when it comes to calling him out.
-this is a secret that shadow will take to the grave, but there were a few little parts of the yiga that shadow enjoyed and, at times, kind of misses a little bit. even though there were quite a few people in there that he held no love for, there were still others that were welcoming to him, and kind of took him under their wing, especially when he was just coming in as a young kid. he sometimes wishes he could see them again, just to see how things are, but he knows that if he ever does meet them again, it’ll probably be on opposite sides of the battle. and, even more secretly, he did kind of revel in the power that being in the yiga gave him. even as one of the lower-ranked members, he still had more power at his disposal than some of the highest of the high among the non-yiga. he liked knowing that the upper hand was always his and the situations were always his to control, and while some of that stemmed from being so thoroughly trapped under the thumb of his overseers, it was also, in some little dark part of his brain, just part of him as a person.
-blue’s favorite people in all of hyrule (aside from her village, of course) are the gorons. she just loves the atmosphere there. she describes it as an entire town full of bros, and even the most distant of them still share this sort of familial bond that she has yet to see matched among anyone else. the rough-and-tumble attitudes and general relaxed air and casually determined personalities just kinda resonate with her, and by the end of it she kind of ends up as an honorary goron. she also really likes their spice. so does zelda. their food becomes a little dangerous after trips to goron city.
-green’s dad actually used to be in the princess’s personal detail of guards. it was only for about two years, while they were in the process of searching for suitable champions, but it happened, and even through the calamity, he managed to preserve the uniform and the sword he was given. when green was little, he used to steal the clothes all the time and dress up in them and walk around acting like a guard. he’d stand in front of the door to the kitchen with his little wooden sparring sword in his hands and demand to know his dad’s name and business before he’d allow him to enter. and even though the hat was far too big for him, even when they went out to practice with their swords or tend their garden or go hunting, green would insist upon wearing it, and even though it fell in front of his eyes every ten seconds he refused to ever leave it at home. even still it’s an inside joke between them to ask name and business before letting the other go anywhere.
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