#his couch: ruined

[quick-catton]

girlboy ollie for the timeline ! (◠‿◠✿)🎀🩷🍭

#dedicated to all my fellow boys in skirts and makeup enjoyers #started this ages ago i took so long i am deeply sorry #don't think about this ollie getting manhandled by felix #don't think about him lounging by the lake in a sundress stealing felix's lollipop and giggling #don't think about felix bending him over a couch and lifting his skirt up #don't think about felix calling him “my pretty girl” #yes the angel wings necklace is for felix mwah #praying tumblr doesn't ruin the quality #girlboy oliver #quick-catton art #femcattonquick brainrot #cattonquick #oliver quick #i do commissions for saltburn/mota btw and also if i am inspired may draw ask–requests/ideas !! <3

[frazzledazzlin]

big fan of the hc of RHM being petrified of spiders while Reg isn't

#i think he'd make him sleep on the couch for ruining his hat #thsc #the henry stickmin collection #right hand man reborn #reginald copperbottom #rhm #scriboozles

[frostfairysteve]

ftm steve having an irregular but heavy period so most of the year he's on top of the world but for almost two weeks once - or twice - a year, he's absolutely suffering and it makes him bitchier than usual

not only does his dysphoria rear it's ugly head but he can barely do anything due to the paranoia the heavy flow gives him

he lies with his head in robin's lap once and stains the pillow that his legs were resting against and steve just wants to see the world burn

#steve harrington #tw periods #hi i am suffering and projecting #and yes i ruined one of my couch pillows because i wanted to have my head on my partner's lap #the pillow cover is soaking in the sink #had to put a new towel on the couch too ugh #ftm steve harrington

[redpenship]

tails has to wear his gloves 24/7 not because of cultural reasons but because if he doesnt have them on he'll use his claws to dig burrows into people's furniture like pet foxes do

#sonic visits the workshop and everything has holes in it #couch bed whatever its all ruined #bc tails ripped his gloves on a machine and didnt have any other pairs #sonic the hedgehog #miles tails prower #redposts

[holtbys-left-eyebrow]

hey siri is it normal to feel so much emotion about a little swedish guy— [x]

#TWO TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPION….. #every time i think about the animosity he faced from ‘couch coaches’ #‘he’s no good. he’s past his prime. those injuries ruined him’ etc #i think of the way he’s become a Core part of the offense of every team since the caps. his Two stanley cup rings. #he’s a Good Hockey Player………… #GOD— #andre burakovsky #seattle kraken #colorado avalanche

[buddieinmybeddie]

Alright well... I'll see you all again when season 7 drops.

#911 fox #911 spoilers #the last bit of the episode with the whole buck thing kind of ruined the hype of it all lmao #I don't have the highest hope that buddie will be canon #but #like at least give him a good girlfriend if you really want him to be in a relationship come on #Natalie and him don't click at all #the whole couch thing feels pointless after all of that #why didn't he just buy his own couch at this point #anyways lol #until next time folks #mpost

[devilishdelights]

bitchy lucifer and soft lucifer are always fighting to be the favorite in my head

#he’s an absolute cunt. but he’s soooooo soft. the softest out of all of them and I am correct if u disagree u are wrong. #my lucifer sends updates to god like. once in five million years. just to show he’s absolutely thriving #then he sees his brothers all asleep on the couch together and has to leave the room so he can sob in peace. #gonna be so blasphemous rn but every iteration of lucifer morningstar is sooo interesting. so good. #(that I know about) #except s*pernaturals lucifer. the character had so much potential in s4-5… and he was interesting. the actor is awful and ruins the whole #experience though. and then they did the rest of the show …. ifykyk #s8-9 was good if only bc of castiel. anyway sorry for going on about spn somehow #spn has nothing on obey me and the sandman’s lucifer. #can’t believe that’s a sentence I typed. anyway

[blorbocedes]

figured out a piarles dynamic that works for me which is best friends who make out but it doesn't mean anything....unless?😳 (and it never goes anywhere)

#Pierre getting really high to get the courage to ask why Not me? but he's casual and unaffected and doesn't care. #and Charles just looks at him and says I love you and you are my best friend and we would never work out. In that super solemn sincere way #takes his hand too #and Pierre is like yeah. and he could ruin their friendship forever to fuck Charles into the couch and it would be good for them both. #but he doesn't #because that's love #piarles

[hyperfixatingonstephcurry]

I’m so sad for the team. Things were going so well, the vibes were immaculate and now this. Sundays game will be the real litmus test for how the culture and chemistry have fared during all this.

#I’m so pissed at Dray #he better be up on that podium explanation in hand tomorrow #and his apology to Jordan better be just as public as that punch has become #he needs to take a long look in the mirror #and decide if he likes who he is #he blew up at kd and it ruined the team dynamic #now he’s attacking younger players who he should be mentoring and taking under his wing #this is going to taint both of them for the rest of their careers #and Jordan is under no obligation to forgive him #which I’m sure he’s feeling pressured to do #I hope jp is an allstar this season while draymond watches from his couch #and I hope their contracts reflect their levels of professionalism #steph curry #jordan poole #draymond green

[rooksnooks]

Thank fucking god that the human body is 60% liquid because if there wasn't an explanation for how you could cut me open and find burning magma in there I would just die

#Thought life was good but NEVER FUCKING MIND BECAUSE THE ASSHOLE SPERM DONOR DIRTBAG HAD TO RUIN IT AGAIN #my mum and sister are EXHAUSTED from being outside the whole of today and this dickwad piece of shit goes and invites a family of SIX (6!!) #hosting and being around people to study for the biggest exams of my life!! ever fucking mind that people here because some BITCH wanted #to have a tea party with his ASSHOLE FRIENDS #Just trying to have one??? good??? day??? #But this ASSHOLE has to go and ruin it for everyone whilst sitting on his ass and doing NONE of the labour he just volunteered us for #a family of SIX (6!!!!) to the house in less than twelve hours!!!!! A family of six visiting from overseas!! #A family of six I am not comfortable near my shit!!!! A family of six with young children!!! (and no hate on them they ain't done nothing) #And when I say young I mean my DOG is heavier than two of those kids for fucks sake!!!!! #he jumps on people and you know who is gonna get mad and scream about a dog going dog on people he invited over with 11 hours warning!! #This entire fucking house needs to be cleaned!! The dog needs to be wrangled!!! #The actually fucking backbreaking labour that is usually done over a week leading to an event like this needs to be done in 11 hours!! #And guess who is gonna sit his ass down on the couch and watch the critical-thinking-eroding-chinese-version-of-fox-news-on-youtube #on the TV my mother paid for?????? #WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT??? WHY IS THIS BITCH SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE HERE NOT SLAVES DICKWAD #I WISH HE HAD FALLEN AND BROKEN HIS NECK INSTEAD #FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU #I WANT HIM DEAD I WANT HIM GONE I WANTED ONE GOOD DAY BEFORE EXAMS IS THAT TOO MUCH FOR YOU PIECE OF SHIT?????

[sunsrefuge]

cool !!! cool cool cool.

#info in tags. probably a vent too. just. as heads up. #pet negligence tw #pet injury tw #pet abuse tw #/rambling #/to be deleted #so um. well. my brother has been taking care of my dogs. #and now blu is puking up pieces of her crate. like shes been EATING IT. and i went and looked and its so fucking obvious where she’s ESTING #and he hasnt SAID or DONE ANYTHING !!!! #if my dog dies because of his negligence i might. literally kill him myself. #i cant stay in this house anymore i Need to move out as soon as i can. i Have to #for my sake and for my pets’ sake. theyre the butt of every joke #my parents have been joking about cooking my cat since i got her seven years age #ago** — even though shes the only thing that kept me ALIVE at that point #and my mother is more worrief about the expensive couch being ‘ruined’ than BLU POSSIBLY DYING. #i cant do this. i need to figure out what i can do and put out at a reasonable rate to like. open up a ko-fi or something #i dont know. i dont know but i have to do SOMETHING.

[gibbearish]

vent

#had an issue a while ago where my bf was leaving his dirty clothes in piles on the floor which is fine except when the piles #are kept in the same room as the litterbox and the cat takes that as a cue to start pissing in piles of clothes #so i told him he couldnt do it anymore he said ok and then a bit later i caught the cat right as he was abt to piss in said clothes again #and when i was like 'hey i said you cant do this it can ruin your clothes if it gets left there' and he was like 'oh yeah i know but it's #my clothes so that's a risk i just decided to take' which uhhhh No????? no in so many ways????????? #but i didnt process how wack that is at the time so i just moved on and was like 'no but for real you cant do this anymore like not #a suggestion like legit This Cannot Continur Happening bc the end of this road is that the cat learns pissing in clothes piles is #ok whenever he wants' which did actually get him to stop but that was apparently enough learning time for mr carrot #we've had a few issues with it not toooo bad but its definitely been getting steadily more frequent #anyways guess whose electric blanket got pissed in today bc he left it in a pile on the floor and taught the cat its ok to piss in those #im having trouble giving a shit about it in the ways i should #like. idc that the blanket is maybe ruined #when he bought it he said it was for both of us but its just his so like idc but what i AM feeling is mad at him #cause like. i told him not to #and i shouldn't have HAD to tell him not to‚ 'the cat is pissing in my clothes so i will make it no longer possible for that to happen' #should be a no brainer i cannot imagine going 'welp i guess if it happens it happens' ITS PISS IN YOUR CLOTHES SITTING STALE FOR #WHO KNOWS HOW LONG and now we have to be hypervigilant abt Any Fabric Ever and who knows if itll escalate even further #hes already escalated from exclusively floor fabric to pissing in MY clothes that i was keeping on a table #like. the next stop is obviously couches/beds but like once they learn something its real hard to train them not to #and im just. frustrated that this is just gonna be yet another thing i have to deal with all the time when he shouldve just #Not Decided It Was Fine For The Cat To Piss In His Clothes In The First Place Hello?????!!! #but i also feel bad bc i feel like im holding a grudge about something small but i also Cant Let It Go #usually when the thing im mad abt is something insignificant its annoying for a bit then i let go but im just like !!!!!! what the fuck!!!! #idk. whatever #its his problem now idk how to get the heating psrt separate from the blanket part so i just sprayed some urine enzyme #on it and he can figure out wtf to do with in once he gets home in like two hours #and if thats too long and the smell gets baked in. oh well i guess #he hasnt been able to smell since we got covid anyways so like. its whatever i guess he can stew in a cat piss blanket if he wants #but i also cant tell if this is just a side effect of my General Irritability over the last few months and i really am mad abt nothing #ESPECIALLY because i keep saying it doesnt really directly effect me at this point then its like ok why are you so mad abt it then

[theantiproduct]

dating is weird

#went to this guy's apartment 4 the first time last night and it was soooooo bad man #we played mario cart and a card game #that was nice #bbuuutt his place is so dirty there were toenails clippings in the toilet bowl!!! bro wtf ive never seen that before #and his couch was old and shredded to pieces by his exs cats apparently but like idk cover it up maybe? am i overreacting? #he also did this thing where he scratched his ear with his pinky and gave it a shake? ive never seen anyone under 60 do that welp #i think that did it for me lol the ear thing ruined me dont ever do that with #with someone youve not been married to for 40 years man #hes also a bit shorter than i thought without shoes i felt like a giant sitting next to him and i know it's not the most important thing #but idkkkk its really sad cause i feel like we have so much in common which is kinda rare so idk do i give it a chance or let it go? #we still havent kissed cause im very much guarding myself and told his that #but im also wondering if i was more attracted to him i night have already tried to push myself to ger closer #not really used to feeling like this with men lol but also feel like theres not many options out there so do i try to make it work and #kinda settle yk? #tbh this is a great distraction from my health issues lol ill be dealing with that next week ha #lmk what u think if u read this shit #missed tumblr rants #personal

[chaosdisorganized]

How to not be mad at my cat for knocking over and playing with something important to me and possibly losing it in the process

#i didn't have time to pick up those little figures off the floor before rushing to work #im so worried they'll get lost because the little shit decided they were his toys now #i feel so upset and mad but what am i gonna do about it now he's just going to fucking knock them off again #ugh that little shit!! i love him but i don't want him to ruin all my stuff!! #ruining my couch and other furniture isn't enough and now he's targeting things more important to me #does he hate me? is that why? #vent