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i-love-u-loser · 8 months

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A Homestuck Fan Re-Reads Homestuck (Notes and gaffs)

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Homestuck Thoughts and notes:

'> John: Squawk like an imbicile and shit on your desk.' is just whoever imputting these commands acting like a deranged twitch chat. Doc Scratch if thats you, your better than this.

John almost shits on his desk tho for real for real.

John has the STACK Sylladex system which only lets him use the most recently used item put in. Unless combining them like some video game system.

Bunny in the Box Count: 3

John's birthed Day is 4/13… if you even care.

John is bad at programming as we see by the two …. cake?? Programs on his comuter and an… 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH~ATH' program? Wonder what any of those bitches do. Program cake, his dad bakes so hes participating via.. computer???? Look at my bad virtual cake dad- except his dad would be confused but proud. Dad Egbert is something we all derserve in our life.

Dave and John are talking about a movie I have never seen, I guess in it someone pees in a bottle and claims its apple juice. Howie Mandel is coming for your sealed apple juice dave.

TG: did you get the beta yet EB: no. EB: did you? TG: man i got two copies already TG: but i dont care im not going to play it or anything the game sounds boring TG: did you see how it got slammed in game bro???? EB: game bro is a joke and we both know it. TG: yeah TG: why dont you go check your mail maybe its there now EB: alright.

Dave is malliable like clay but also would probably play this game just to play with his friend for real for real.

John gets beat to the mail by his Dad, but also does not go down immideately anyway. Probably thinks he'll get pranked.

Okay not pranked, but the parent thing of being stuck down there with them. John, baby you have THE most normal parent of all the kids. I love you so much pls just talk to ur dad.

hey buddy, pal, bestie, wHY ARE WE CAPTCHALOGUING SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK? YOU DO NOT NEED THIS

He is angry at the command text that he wants to make space for book, pick up arms, become RANCOUROUS. Angry John.

Dave also plays real hard into the cool angle at first.

Dave has the Hash Map Sylladex, he mocks John for having the Stack. Dave tells John also he can have a strife specibus (fighting object) because he is so used to having one. John has never needed to physically fight.

Looking at the Kind Abstrata list I would like to mention a few readable honorable mentions: Canekind, curlironkind, plankkind, rockkind, and fireexitkind.

ASSIGNED HAMMERKIND AT BIRTH.

John, literally not knowing better, goes 'yeah sure its not gonna be that relevant hammer is fine.'

JOHN PUT THE BOOK. ON TOP OF THE SMOKE PELLETS.

Sburb is just a boring house game. Yes. That's it! Thats all! 1 1/2 hats :)

John, already wearing glasses, puts on fake glasses and a pointy hat. How can you see right now.

A;so clown paintings, hollowed tombs. John hates clowns.

Command text: Admire Harlequins John: eW GROSS. I hate these. I hope someone steals these. Dad is a corn ball.

Love your Dad, John. Or I will.

"As domestic myth of unaccountable origin holds, a home borrows the spirit of the flame for as long as it makes a guest of it, much as the moon takes liberty with the sun's rays. " Homestuck, Page 50

Im sorry the fucking Command for the next page '>John: Topple urn.'

TWITCH CHAT THAT IS HIS DEAD GRANDMA.

Also would like to mention there is a burning peice of game bro on their floor. House fire starter anyone?

"CHAMP.

"YOU CAN DO ANYTHING IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.

"I BELIEVE IN YOU"

John's dad is the BEST DAD. Even though I know the gift is a LARGE HARLEQUIN, and his son hates those his notes are very cute.

John is in fact, a silly little guy.

He is 13 btw, if you even care.

John has made peace with the harlequin by putting cake glued arms to it. Also there was a cake in his room and now on the couch with like a random array of candles.

'Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!' We sure are Mr. Sassacre.

I want to read THE SERIOUS JESTER.

John is severely allergic to peanuts.

Does John's dad smoke tabbaco? Is that what's in the pipes?

John is very good at piano.

"The peanut gallery over there sure is getting a kick out of it. You are allergic to their scorn." A statuette of the Joker and a boy in a limp Jester's hat laugh at John because he can't play 52 pick up.

JOHN LEAVES THE HOUSE, HE IS NO LONGER STUCK AT HOME.

"You have a feeling it's going to be a long day." Oh boy.

'> John: Leave a surprise for the mailman.' Twitch chat command text is back and really wants John to go.

Remember the green box.

Dad loves to bake, leave him be.

John does briefly consider breaking into his OWN kitchen.

He returns after failing to get mail, finds one of the Harlequin's arms have fallen off.

Homestuck music slaps btw.

DAD was not dumb enough to fall for the disguise, catches this stupid little guy lacking.

JOHNS CAPCHALOGUE DECK: CLEVER DISGUISE, CAPCHALOGUE CARD x1, SASSACRES FAT ASS BOOK, SMOKE PELLETS.

[S] STRIFE!

BTW THERE ARE 13 CANDLES ON THIS CAKE

John gets BOZOD with a Pie. However he equips the pie tin and thusly,, there go his smoke pellets.

Smoke pellets do…. nothing? John tries to take the cake and THE FAT ASS BOOK FROM BEFORE IS EVICTED.

SASSACRE YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD!!! You set off the pellets!!

Dad is now busy trying to calm the smoke alarm, and now John may take his packages and also….

His Dad's PDA?

JOHN MERGED THE TWO CAKES LIKE A DUMB ASS. YOU SILLY LITTLE BOY. DUMB TEENAGE BASTARD. (Affectionate)

ALL HE WANTED TO DO WAS SIT ON THE COUCH.

(Also you cant merge things if they are not next to each other without Risk.) Stack Sylladex, worst sylladex.

Clown Bathroom RUG love that John does not go into the Adult Male Bathroom.

John obtains a towel so he can contain this icky cake mess.

#Homestuck #Jester reads homestuck again

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tomdiddlyumptious · 3 years

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Can u do a Tom Holland x black reader were the hollandare going to readers families house for dinner and there very excited because readers mom throws down In the kitchen and they love soul food 🥰 ending in fluff

T.H| Uncle?

Damn yo baby wild

Warnings: helping you put on jeans, mother crying for .5 seconds- sam holland being very hungry- language? Idk

A/n: I kinda just woke up. Ive been alseep all day wtf is wrong with me

“come on braydon!” you shouted at the two year old, who was currently naked running around the house, “Thomas help!” “i see you naked!” he playfully shouted at the baby trying to catch him. “NO!” braydon continued to run down the halls, you groaned as you put the toys in the bath. “BRAYDON NO!” he yelled, your eyes widened as you were confused. “WHAT DID HE DO?” you yelled, looking at the open door.

tom let out a loud groan, grabbing the baby and bringing him to the bathroom. “how did that happen?” “he runs like the flash, i swear i only blinked my eyes for a second and then BOOM here he was” you both looked at the baby, who was licking the icing off of his fingers. “just- come on” you sighed and held out your hands in a gimmie gimmie way, tom gave the naked baby to you and you started to wash him up-

after 5 minutes of fighting braydon trying to not make him eat the lotion nor grease you god him dressed, you all matching shoes. “y/n hurry up!” tom said, throwing his bed on the phone on the bed as he waited for you to put on your pants. “they literally wont come up, i need your help” you looked back at him, all of a sudden his face started to brighten up as he climbed over to you, grabbing the hem of your jeans and trying to pull them up “sheesh, you've been eating good” tom commented, struggling to pull up the pants. “fuck you, no sex for two weeks” you tried to slap his hands away but his jaw dropped looking at you through the mirror “i sincerely apologize for my actions” he said, trying to sound sweet.

“ill think about it, get off me” you waved his hands away but they never left “im gonna get these on and we are gonna act like i never said anything. agree?” he said, “uuuuuhhh” “i will pull these down y/n” “i have other jeans smarty pants” “well then i will leave you like this” he sent a look at you like he knew it all. “whatever” “mommy phone please” braydon said, he grabbed your phone from the night stand and crawled to you trying to hand it to you, you smiled and took the phone, unlocking it while tom stood and pulled up the pants, only to fail again, his fingers started to red but he was very determined to get them on “alright im gonna need you to turn around, then your gonna hold onto my shoulders- and then jump, okay?” he said, looking at you through the mirror as you only nodded and gave bray the phone.

from the top, make it drop thats a wet-

you quickly took the phone away from braydon as tom looked at you as if you were crazy, closing Instagram you put on a very wide smile handing him back the phone “lets just get these pants on” you said, finally turning around to tom and holding onto his shoulders. “one...two...three!” you jumped and he pulled them up “one more time...one..two..three!” he pulled them up higher and you looked at yourself behind letting out a ‘yay’ “you see how strong i am?” he flexed his muscles and you and you only shook your head “we got places to be thomas”

tom offered to go to Safeway for a whole new, non homemade cake which you of course disagreed, at moms house nothing was store bought other then the ingredients, and ramen.. but other than that she was all good.

“come on bray, time to see nana” tom whispered, trying to tickle his neck as bray let out little breathes, wiggling his head a little bit, but when he opened his eyes a smile found his face that made tom chuckle “yeah bray, were gonna go see her” he cooed, unbuckling the car seat and taking him out.

stepping up to the house brought back memories, but it was time to make new ones..tom walked with the diaper bag on his back and bray on his hip, his hat backwards as he bounced braydon some, watching the door open revealing “papa!” bray cheered, a big smile on his face and his eye creases that he got from his daddy, he threw his arms out trying to wiggle out of toms arms which you all laughed at, “hey pops” you said while he reached for the baby “hey princess, how are you?” he asked, opening the door more and tom held your hand, walking in.

“good, wheres mom?” “shes in the kitchen” he smiled, you seprated yourself from them both leaving bray telling them make believe stories about knights and dragons and how he gave them an uppercut, it left pops questioning if the house is safe or not but oh well.

you walked into the kitchen finding your mom cooking the greens. “oh- ive been waiting for you” she smiles, taking the ladle out of the pot and putting it on the glass painting you made. you smiled and walked closer into the kitchen, right infront of the sink. she crossed her arms over the chest and looked at your figure “how have you been baby?” she asked and you shrugged.

“im happy...like really happy, which is actually strange you know, the love i have for tom is.. indescribable actually” you smiled as her bottom lip quivered “mom dont do it, pleaseee dont” you whined looking away from her. “i cant help it!” she whispered, biting her bottom lip. “god your all grown up-” she looked away from you took, placing one of her hands on her heart.

“you wouldnt be doing this to jamie” you said glaring at her. “because hes a man, and when he was a boy he was a damn handfull” “all he did was play the game!” “exactly” she tipped her head at you and you giggled.

she opened her arms and you playfully rolled your eyes, walking over, you embraced her “you were our little princess, you asked for a prince everyday and begged for a frog” you both laughed “and i had to tell your dad every single goddamn day to hide the skirt, hide the dress, it was madness”

“and then- and then it went woooshhhh” bray said, sitting on papas lap and speaking with his hands. “very interesting, and when did this happen?” he asked, bray thought for a minute.. “like yesterday!” tom laughed at the small child's words while papa had to act like he believed it letting out an ‘ahhh i see’ and nodding his head.

it took a while for everyone to get there but everyone came, Sam continuously reminding harry that he fasted to the meal that your moms gonna cook while harry thought about it his self, his mouth watering as he drove to the house.

Jamie came over with his wife, their kids older than your own by a year so they could socialize all they please, you all took your time talking to each other, Nikki sticking with your ma and dom with pops, you and tom plus his siblings sat around and watched the kids speak, you looked over at tom who looked over giving you a childish smile which you returned putting your hand through his hair and playing with his loose curls.

“i swear she was always so thirsty” “shut up Jamie” you rolled your eyes, all sitting around the dinner table. “she would wake me up in 5 in the morning telling me its morning time and asked for orange juice” he said proving a fact as everyone around laughed, “she still does it now” tom added on making everyone laugh a bit harder “i think shes passing it on to bray” everyone looked at bray who was way to invested into the chicken bone, when he looked up he let out a “wut?” he really said `-` and took another bite.

sam finished his plate early, harry calling him fat and having a minor argument, you and Jamie wife shae talked while tom chatted with Jamie, all invested as a family, braydon played sword with Jamies son Shawn while his daughter Jannie ate the green beans, she walked over and asked for your corn bread noticing you haven't touched it.. you weren't such a corn bread fan so you gave it up to her “you look so gorges” “thank you auntie!” she said cutely, her dimples popping out as you let out an awe and looked at shae which she laughed.

it all ended in everyone watching the old movies, the ones you grew up watching. Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence and “uncle!” bray shouted, everyone look at him confused. Samuel l Jackson on the screen “what bray?” you asked, tom laying on top of you with bray laying on top of him, well sitting on him. “he told me- he told me he my uncle!” he turned to you and pointed at the screen, nodding his head aggressively. tom laughed “yeah i bet” he starts to remember when he took bray on set.

everyone let out tired laughs from the explanation and slowly fell asleep, tom holding your thigh as you left your hand in his hair.

#JBs sleepover #tom holland x reader #tom holland #tom holland x black!reader #tom holland fanfic #dad!tom #tom holland imagine #tom holland au

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callistawolf · 6 years

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my Arrow 7x05 thoughts

WOW so... that was fun, huh? I mean, 2/3 of it was fun. I don’t know a Dig or a Curtis or an ARGUS. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Let’s get to it!

I love when we see Felicity when he says “my family and friends” in the intro.

THAT PICTURE IS HIS WOOBIE. His safety blanket. Slap his ass and call him Linus (please tell me someone got that reference)

Oliver looks about 500% done. I feel you. I’m done with this nonsense too.

Oliver sure is getting an interesting look at the prison system. Maybe he’s thinking that Barry’s little cell system isn’t such a bad deal.

Baldy is getting on my nerves.

NO VISITATION. HES LIKE PANICKING CUZ NO FELICITY. MY SHIIIIIIP.

Yeah fat chance. Felicity will never forget Oliver. You basic, baldy.

blah blah curtis blah blah argus blah blah diggle blah blah

(but sending curtis under cover is a baaaad idea)

fourteen phd’s my ASS. THATS A LIE.

This guy is enormous. Oliver looks like an ant next to him.

oh don’t make me feel sorry for the Mountain. this prison is the WORST.

surprise middle of the night fisticuffs?

fuckin Talia?!? ahhhh so that’s who they snuck in.

yeah catch up Oliver, EVERYONE survived Lian Yu. Okay, not Samantha. But everyone else.

She does look a bit scarred. HEY she used the same drug that Dig used. DRUG BUDDIES.

ANYONE aligning with Diaz is beneath them. The man is pond scum.

Oh… Felicity… She so frantic. LET HER SEE HER HUSBAND.

“i’m kind of his sidekick in here” yes you are, Stan. Wife Wife, meet the Prison Wife.

Well sucks to be you Slabside cuz now Felicity is on your tail. You will RUE THE DAY.

Curtis’ French accent is the WORST. Which makes sense cuz Curtis is the worst.

YAS I’m all for Siren threatening people.

I also really love Felicity calling Siren “Siren” and not Laurel. Cuz she’s not.

If Level Two is off the books, then it’s ILLEGAL.

OH NO. MOUNTAIN LOOKS DEAD.

Yeah……. getting out is a priority.

I love a ship that has lots of empathy.

Oliver I’m thinking you should help her get out cuz… you need out too.

DInah do not tell her to get back to Wit Sec.You don’t even get to go there. You don’t get to go to the same neighborhood. JUST NO.

“It’s called empathy, Dinah.” I LOVE THIS SONG.

YES YES MY GIRLS ARE DOING THEIR THING AND FELICITY IS LEADING THE CHARGE.

DINAH YOU OWE MY GIRL THIS. HELP HER.

oh stfu curtis. you’re the worst. he’s such a wuss.

if he has FOUR phds, I’ll eat my hat.

they’re running illegal psychological experiments in level two. SHADY. AS. FUCK.

I love Felicity recentering these girls. “I should have visited him more” OH HONEY BABY.

He’s a hero, Talia, this can’t be a surprise by now.

every time they shift to ARGUS off of Oliver or Felicity, I’m like “booooooo”. Go back to the good stuff.

yeah a briefcase that shoots people is pretty handy. can you get that on amazon?

oh don’t tease us with amnesia pls

this doesn’t feel like “Felicity learns something shocking about Oliver” but okay, show, sure. Whatever.

MY NAME. IS OLIVER QUEEN. YAS BITCH YAS.

It’s anarchy out there. Yow. LOL at Baldy trying to zap their arm thingies.

Okay yes, Beth, this is a VERY cool fight scene.

This is so Count of Monte Cristo. Cept it’s Talia leaving instead of him. He doesn’t wanna be a fugitive. GIVE THIS TO FELICITY. I LOVE MY SHIP.

He’s really realizing that he has to be a hero in the light of day, that unmasking himself was the right thing. BLESS.

Talia owes him big time. And she’s got mad respect for him now. I LIVE.

oh man Oliver. don’t like… bust a kidney.

GOING BACK TO LEVEL ONE. YAS BITCH.

PRISONER ABUSE SCANDAL. YAS BITCH!

OOOH I LIKE THE WAY THESE BITCHES THINK. YAS GET OLIVER OUT.

(sorry for all the bitches in this recap. i’m very excited)

Talia getting her revenge. I can’t say I hate it.

Stan is so happy to see his boo back.

AWW he found out that Felicity came. Is he worried for her? MY SHIP.

Awww… FRIENDS! FRIEND DATE! LOL. I LOVE IT. WHY DO I LOVE IT? I DONT KNOW BUT I DO.

oh no not Anatoly. SOMEONE SAVE MY RUSSIAN BOO.

This was an amazing episode, definitely gave me the ray of sunshine I needed after last week. And it was probably helped by no flash forwards. 😅 So to all the nasty, rude anons that insisted that I’d see they were right about Felicity’s future fate in this episode.... I’m still waiting. 😉(do I think we might see it in a future ep? yes. do i think it’s real and not a ruse devised by my genius bae? no.)

At any rate, I loved the focus on Oliver and Felicity and I loved the focus on how important they always are to one another and I LOVED them working together even while apart. I’m not even mad that Oliver is still in prison cuz I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m loving Siren when she’s sharing scenes with Felicity and I really want them to go get pizza and maybe paint each other’s nails. If Siren helps get Oliver released? YES PLEASE BRING IT. (Also, I kinda think that Siren will help but before Oliver can be released the riot breaks out and we’ll have a bit of Con Air scenario featuring Diaz so that should be interesting)

Anyhow. Wow. Yes. I like it.

#arrow spoilers #arrow season 7 #7x05: The Demon #ship: Olicity #show: Arrow #character: Felicity Smoak #character: Oliver Queen #arrow recap #my recap

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